sleep aide
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how do you fuckers get to sleep without smoking pot?
i tried it the other day and spent all night staring at my ceiling.
night walks
i usually go out for a 45-60 minute walk at about 9pm
>>26567355
also stop looking at your computer/phone screen an hour before you want to go to bed
and make sure your room is dark and cold
if all else fails jerk off
>>26567366
Jerking off wins every time. The other day I woke up at 330 and tossed and turned til 7. Fapped once and I slept like a baby.
>>26567381
i need to wear gloves when I sleep(dishwasher, hands are beyond dry) so would fapping before I put the gloves on work?
i wish i could go back to the days where i just busted nuts in my bed and gave no fucks.
>>26567347
I play games till 5:30 am and then I watch some porn and try to jerk off (can't cum due to ED) and then I pass out on my desk, I wake up by 8:00 am and then crawl into bed and sleep till 2:00pm.
>>26567532
dude seriously invest in some decent hand cream, that sounds like a fucking nightmare
How do you live without smoking pot?
I don't know
>>26567532
do you not wear gloves on shift? My hands are hard as fuck but they're not ruined. I know it sucks being a dishy but man if you're in slop 8 hours a day you should be wearing gloves.
>>26567595
ayy that's the exact kind of hand cream I use, keeps my hands from looking like a bad snuff film.
>>26567580
that sounds terrible m8, i've been able to crash at 2 nightly because of the weed, now job might start doing tests and I cough black shit up so I need to stop.
anyway think I will start taking night walks and doing the no screens an hour before I sleep thing, maybe will get some strong tea as well.
sleeping has always been hard for whatever reason.
>>26567580
The true NEET lifestyle for any of you shitposters.....
"WAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIE"
>>26567676
I don't work 8 hour shifts kek, and the gloves they provide are pretty bad, skin is red regardless. this doesn't really bother me because the cream works wonders, just can't sleep without fucking pot and it sucks.
>>26567680
>>26567702
Its not the sleeping part that makes me feel bad but the waking up part. Realizing I have ruined my life and theres is no going back. Nothing can fix this I've been feeling myself it gets better meme but it wont work. I thinking of disappearing and going innawoods for a while
>>26567872
Look, insomnia is a known side effect of quitting pot. It lasts about a month, and then you're good, read about it.
There's not a lot you can do except wait it out
>>26568017
Why cant you fix it? this isnt BEE yourself bullshit and maybe you'll have to work at target for 6 months but there's always a way out.
>>26567347
>falling to sleep while on your back
Try sleeping on your side, fampai.
>>26568050
>work at target for 6 months but there's always a way out.
You're clearly retarded, you never get out.
>>26568137
If you have an IQ above 80 and just need SOME form of job history for a resume, you can friend.
>>26568118
>sleeping on your side
Terrible for you.>>26568144
>>26568050
My entire life at this moment is a lie, nothing I have told people(my family) is true. They think I'm a smart and artistic individually attending a university. I lieterally attended 5 classes before I realized I can not form speech or am smart enough to keep up with studying and work. I'm retarded and theres no way I can live like this. Everyone in my family is sucessful while I'm the little black sheep. My insecurities aren't that I cant get a woman or have friends but the fact that Im too retarded to function.
>>26568144
You cannot ever get out of the "debt slave" life. You can never stop working in some way, due to you're not born into extreme wealth, so there is no way out of this shithole of a life, whether you are a wage slave or neet.
Stop talking out of your ass.
Try smoking more weed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEgZ9wCioJU
>>26567347
>how do you fuckers get to sleep without smoking pot?
I don't try. I vape a shitload before bed then sleep like a baby for 8-10 hours
how do you fuckers have good weed hookups, i thought everyone here was socially malnourished?
>>26567347
>Be awake for 16 hours
>Be tired as fuck
>Lay in bed
>Close eyes
>Fall asleep
You fuqed up and fell for 'le no side effects le perfectly healthy can quit whenever you want with no withdrawal' meme
Weed gives you insomnia fampai, if you quit cold turkey right now, you'll probably be able to sleep in a few weeks.
>>26568609
>fampai, sempai, senpai, famalia
This shit is lame as fuck.
Took a couple pills of melatonin and I'm feeling quite chill. Just need to put the phone down and sleep.
>>26568609
>fampai
Lmoa
>>26568835
So is being a junkie
>>26568896
Good thing I am not a junkie. Sad thing is, you're still a lame weeb faggot.
I can never sleep anymore and it drives me insane.
I get to sleep about midnight each night without any problems.
Generally I watch anime until 11, read until about 12 and then decide to fall asleep. I use an alarm to wake up at 6:45 and begin the ride again.
I've never really had any issues sleeping. When I was younger and significantly more depressed I slept for 15 hours a day.
>>26569033
Yep, yep, not being able to sleep is perfectly normal, totally not because you're taking a drug that causes insomnia
But It's just a plant, right brah? It's not like It's addictive or anything.
You're not like those junkies taking hard drugs and popping pills, you're just need a little something to help you relax and fall asleep right?
Totally not a junkie making excuses and defensive name calling like a child.
>>26569183
When did I state that I could not sleep or smoke weed? I did not you dumb ass. Weebs are so retarded. Just because someone is in a thread does not mean they're like the OP. A lot of people come in a thread to read what others are up to in general or for a laugh.
>>26569033
she will have no problems birthing a baby. i like this.
>>26569231
You're not OP?
Then fuck off, i didn't come here to talk to you, and i don't care what you have to say.
Die.
>>26569455
Weeb got wrecked and BTFO. An hero soon dawg.
>>26567347
I take it you're a daily smoker and are in denial about withdrawals?
I like many people can't eat nor sleep for like a week when I stop after regular daily smoking
>>26567629
I'm on a temp break from it because so many damn jobs seem to want to drug test
TV sure sucks now but I'm sleeping healthier hours and it's easier to wake up
worst part about it is having dreams again, most of my dreams are weird and uncomfortable
>tfw weed wakes me up
1-3mg of melatonin puts me to sleep, anon. take an hour before you want to sleep. never failed me.actually i used to it to quit smoking pot
Crushing depression
Of course this isn't original
