>meet girl
>"so.. what do you do? besides [work/school]?"
>yfw
>>26567315
>Well, I play a few minutes of a video game so I can complain about it to internet strangers, then I masturbate to anime girls, all while eating processed food in my mom's basement
I went camping once 6 years ago so I usually say that camping's my hobby
>>26567315
>ah you know the usual
>but lets not talk about me, lets talk about YOU
>*tell some compliment*
thats how you talk with women
>Be a NEET for four years
>Finally quitting the NEET life
>Get a part-time job
>Feels good
>Try to settle down with this one job
>Everyone of my co-workers and managers asks me if I have other jobs (plural), a girlfriend, an apartment, go to college, etc.
>tfw
>>26567562
>uhmm why are you changing the topic? haha
>i have to go the bathroom...
>>26567483
This is actually a good one because it's extremely rare to find a girl who's /out/
I happen to be an avid mahjong player!
That's cool! Where did you pick that up?
>don't say animu don't say animu
I rape pretty girls, so you dont have to worry.
>>26567614
I heard that guy lived
>>26567614
>semester-long group project
>teammates found out today that I'm the only one in our group without a gf
>everyone now treats me like I'm battling cancer
>my face when
>>26567315
I always tell them I hunt and fish. Most bitches don't know shit about either of those things and won't be interested.
"I am such a loser LOL. Seriously all I do is work and go to school, it keeps me so busy.
How about you?"
You overestimate a woman's listening skills or how much she really cares. This is just the part of the conversation that gets her to the part where she gets to talk about herself.
>>26568141
lol
On the other hand... its quite rare for people in college giving two shits about anyone.
>>26567315
entertain my friends, sit a lot, and jerk it to hentai
what do you do besides exist?
>learning to draw so I can draw naked anime girls getting raped by minotaurs and listening to my main nig thugger
>tel her i ride a motorcycle
>ponder why i'm talking to some retarded whore instead of gyroscoping down the road and actually enjoying myself
Why would a girl be in my apartment?
>>26568189
god damn it i cant THIS any harder than this.
>>26568306
you hit her over the head with a sack of tangerines and tied her to the radiator with an engine chain.
>>26568335
>going outside
>fancy car words
>being strong enough to harm someone
Fuck off normie
>>26568335
>tangerines
>not clementines
full pleb
>>26568378
>clementines
rip in piece
>>26568410
Her voice was great
>meet girl
>"So, what do you do for a job?"
