What am I supposed to say ?
>>26566950
Tease that bitch. I don't know, say something like "don't worry I won't keep you waiting too long"
She is excited to see you just be like cool awoo~
Is this happening or naw-aw?
>>26566950
>wanting to see a movie in 3dpd
>not saying 2d>>>>>3d
>>26566950
That's so cute. The last girl I went on a date with was a coworker and supposedly she sent my texts to one of her friends that works with us, it was just me saying "hi qt". She also told everyone how nervous she was about our date and asked everyone what I'm like. Everyone at my job likes me so I was suprised shit went so south after our date. She basically immediately said she doesnt want to date another co-worker after the last one she dated was a dick and she almost killed herself, shes still in love with him tho.
She sent another message before this got any replies. I thought if I gave an alpha response things would turn out good
>>26567094
you fucking imbecile
how is that gonna make her like you?
>>26567094
She was fishing for dinner too fampai.
IMO dinner is better anyway, since you can talk and stuff. Maybe something about doing shit after, idunno
>>26567094
Wow, what were trying to accomplish here? Seriously, I'm fucking cringing.
>>26567094
For fucks sake's you dumb shit
>>26567094
What the fuck anon? That was mean as fuck. You guys don't know each other well enough yet to tease her with something that mean.
She's just gonna think you're an asshole now. Plus it's clear that she was fishing for you to offer to get together earlier before the movie/do something after. So now she's going to think you're not very interested, which will make your last message make you seem like an even bigger asshole.
Ya blew it.
>>26567094
JESUS CHRIST, you better be good looking.
>>26567094
Its all over now OP, you totally fucked the whole thing up
>>26567094
Abandon all hope, you almost had it
Holy shit. OP confirmed for social retard.
>>26567094
holy fuck
im lmao ing so hard right now
great reply
grade A reply i love it
>>26567094
Horrible, just horrible
Please post response
>>26566950
going on a date with a girl? She's buying the tickets?? GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>26567297
this desu i gotta see this shit
Haha god damn. Tell her you're picking up the mcdonalds and she better wear something sexy.
>>26567312
I also want to watch the fireworks.
>>26567094
Holy shit
post the response please
>>26566950
Just tell her to suck your cock in the meantime.
Who /chad/ here?
Not OP
>>26567094
>Trying to sound like you're teasing her
>Showing her your power level
>Literally Costanza
>>26567094
Shit like this is why I come here. Thanks OP
I'm starting to thing that this was a bad idea
>>26567094
redemption is possible
send a ;)
>>26567442
nope its done now good-fucking night OP
>>26567442
Wow you keep digging the hole deeper.
WE joke about autism a lot on here but this one might be real...
>>26567442
STOP BEING MEAN:( Give me her facebook, she needs a nice man.
>>26567442
Holy kek what the fuck are you doing ?
>>26567442
Jesus Christ OP. Stop being a dick and apologize. Fuck you're retarded. That's not how being alpha works.
>>26567442
Call it quits senpai
>>26567442
LOL before you were fine but now HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
OP, this is why robots don't get girlfriends. Flirting is not being outright mean. It's teasing a girl A LITTLE.
>>26567442
Oh boy, play it off a sick prank bro
>>26567442
Just say "I was just teasing ;) How does dinner beforehand sound?"
>>26567094
Unsporting, OP. Unsporting.
>>26567549
Fucking this. Being alpha isn't about being a complete cunt. It's about being confident, chill, and and somewhat of a tease. Jesus. That whole being a douche to girls thing only works after you've been together for a while and slowly whittle away her self-esteem. It's a process. Shit guys, come on.
>>26567442
BRILLIANT!!!! Chad-anon is an uncaring monster of a man
>>26567094
How did someone with such a clear lack of social skills even get to this position in the first place?
>>26567442
I would say that, at this point, things had gone off the rails.
>>26567621
It's clearly staged.
>>26567442
Welp, that's it. Your only hope now is that she enjoys being abused.
>>26567641
fuck off and let us kek
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I haven't been shown a lot of love in my life, but I'm trying to do better to see it in others. Yeah, I'm backing out. It's not you."
>Mfw this thread
Jesus fuck.
>>26567094
YOU IDIOT god damn
>>26567552
Thanks for the advice faggot. I'm really doubting this is gonna happen now
>>26567442
>He made it even worse
>>26566950
"Sorry about that, I've just been really stressed since my grandmother passed away last week. I didn't mean to take it out on you."
>>26567442
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>>26567711
likely going to respond with
>okay...
>>26567756
Are you mentally ill?
>>26567756
You might literally be autistic
>>26567756
Just apologize. Tell her you're a sperg and beg forgivness. It's your only chance.
>>26567756
Just stop, anon, it's over. Learn from this experience and try again.
>>26567756
apologise and say you've had a bad day for some reason she'd understand. Offer to take her to dinner
This is all assuming you want to make things right with her though
>>26567756
Dude just say "sorry I was just teasing, and I'm not used to socializing"
>>26567756
ok wait so she has a date with a different guy also? what the hell is going on? is this platonic? are you autistic?
>>26567756
wonderful
Give it 20 minutes and the fags from reddit will have it on /r/4chan
>>26567442
Wow. Nice going, OP.
>>26567756
What the FUCK.
Maybe go for something "haha sorry I was nervous. I can't wait to go. MOVIE HYPE"?
Just SOMETHING to give the conversation a fun tone again. The fuck is wrong with you?
>>26567814
or "i'm using an anonymous japanese image board to help me try and get you to sleep with me by posting screen shots of our conversation"
>>26567756
I'm confused.
Is she using you as a way to make you jealous? Is that a different guy with you only knowing how to use blue/pink?
>>26567817
No. The other guy is her tutor. He is the same age and can be described as a "Chad."
>>26567442
OP is just doing this for replies here. How sad is it that he prefers replies here than a date with a real girl.
>>26567866
20 dollars say theyve fugged
>>26567866
So you're a cuck and a social retard.
Good lord, and I thought I was bad.
>>26567756
What is even the point of all this? What is your goal?
>>26567868
Fuck off, it's all in good fun fag
>>26567868
That's the power of a (you)
>>26567895
You don't understand. They only study together. She would never be with another. I'm shy but I can be sexy when I act smooth.
>>26567756
Fuck this, you were in the right anon.
Everyone here is like "oh you're an asshole blah blah blah" but she has multiple dates planned it seems. What the fuck is even the point of being just another guy to her?
Tell her you'll go, but only because you feel sorry for her. If she's even a little overweight, instead of you feel sorry for her, say you're still recovering from the last fat girl you took out.
>>26567756
Just send pic related and apologize for what is obviously miltary grade autism.
>>26567923
>Posts this autistic bullshit
>Smooth
What fucking world are you living in? Holy fuck are you retarded.
>>26567923
Obviously, fampai
>>26567923
>study together
Yeah, study sex!
>>26567923
>Only studying.
She's getting fucked in the ass by Chad bro. You're a delusional autistic fuck if you actually think you're smooth.
>>26567987
tfw she is probably showing these to him and laughing like we are
>>26567959
This us just me on my off days. When I have some drinks at the Club I can really get the ladies. I took one on a drive around the block in my Prius. Girls love vegans/ environmentally friendly guys.
>>26567854
Its a guy friend of hers. I couldn't think of another masculine color. Green, yellow, orange etc... all seemed to ambiguous to me
>>26567817
Its her beta orbiter guy friend
>>26567905
Pranks are funny and women like funny guys so I figured this was the ultimate save
>>26567756
OP, you beautiful bastard.
Send her this:
>Sorry, [name]. I 100% want to go to the movies tomorrow. If you want, we can go get something to eat beforehand or just hang out for a bit.
>>26568018
>Prius
>Ladies
>Vegan
Kek.
>>26568027
Fuck off. She's stringing him along for a free movie and food.
She's literally doing the same thing the next day, why are you encouraging this?
>>26566950
>could have just said something like "So I'll meet you there at 8 then?"
>goes full aut
>>26568070
If he says that he'll just come off as beta and blow it, though. That post is probably meant to fuck him up completely with that girl.
>>26567094
Send puc of dick and say
>you're not gonna watch the movie anyway
OP what's your end goal here? Do you even like this girl?
>>26568122
Would this work? Do girls like the sex?
>>26568070
>free movies and food
Check out the OP pic you fucking idiot, she's paying for it
this dude might literally be the dumbest motherfuker on this board
>>26568018
They really don't, dude. At least all except for the ones who are like that themselves. I'm in an environmental discipline and 95% of the time girls are just confused as to what exactly I do.
>>26568110
No, he comes off as not an asshole. I get that this is /r9k/ but that's how you act in the real world.
>>26568070
I mean, he wanted to go on a date with her anyway and is trying to save it. I'm just trying to help him get what he wants
>>26568156
No you fucking idiot. God damn, how the fuck is this girl even talking to you in the first place? Just apologize for being a sperglord and ask her what works for her, shit man.
>>26568156
no, it wouldn't at all
>>26568173
OP, listen to this guy. He's probably the only one here that knows what the shit he's talking about.
>>26567094
B L O W N
T H E
F U C K
O U T
C U D D O
>>26568201
>>26568219
But it's what chad would do. He would act first and then think later.
>>26568264
if she's looking for chad, then op has literally no chance, especially if they actually meet face to face.
she doesn't seem like a stacy, best chance is to hope she likes "sensitive" guys
>>26568264
Chad wouldn't
>arrange for a date
>then call her a bitch when she hints at hanging out before hand
>then say "GOTCHA, PRANKED"
>then send a dick pic
That would be the most autistic thing I've ever seen
>>26568232
I don't understand his advice.
>>26568027
>>26568232
>>26568327
>>Sorry, [name]. I 100% want to go to the movies tomorrow. If you want, we can go get something to eat beforehand or just hang out for a bit.
>>26566950
Am I the only one that thought this was some sexist joke of how women don't show up on time? Like if "standard" time is 4:00 a 3d woman will show up at 5:05?
The "I will impatiently wait" and "if you want to back out, you can" (like a beta) even solidifies the joke.
I can't be the only non-normalfag here that doesn't immediately recognize these are fucking movie tickets. Fucking normalfags.
>>26568264
The reason why it is acceptable/attractive for Chad to act impulsively is because Chad has good, Chad-like instincts.
>>26568318
Nothing OP said was sensitive. He will just seem like a flighty ass to her.
>>26568361
I actually think it's her saying that she's nervous about the date, but given how much of a sperg OP is, I wouldn't be surprised if it was something else.
>>26568361
no, it's not a joke, she's trying to show OP that she's nervous/excited
>>26568326
Yes but it would be a prank. That's why it's a prank. You say gotcha at the end and have a big laugh.
>>26568439
Are you like a legitimate retard or something?
has she said anything else, OP?
>>26568530
Not yet. I'm waiting for her to make a move.
>>26568356
Also this
>Sorry I'm bad at texting sarcasm.;P
>>26568545
Oh my god, dude. Apologize to her and tell her you're not going to back out. Then if she accepts the apology, ask to go get some ice cream or shit before hand on you.
Her "move" is going to be to dump your ass for someone who's not an autistic jerk if you do nothing.
>>26568587
>>26568545
Ask her out to froyo man, girls can't get mad when there's froyo involved
Fucking shit OP, here's what you do, step by step.
>>26568356
This,
>>26568576
Then this.
>>26568587
Listen to this fucking guy. God damn it OP, stop being an autistic beta fucking sperglord.
>>26567094
Jesus Christ... This is some rain man tier autism... Holy fuck dude...
>>26568530
Yea, it all worked out in the end
>>26568684
OP, you either staged this bullshit or are the luckiest fuck on Earth. It's literally a fucking miracle she didn't send you pics of her getting railed by Chad and telling you to fuck off.
>>26568684
Good lord OP.
You literally have zero game. This is low even for /r9k/ standards.
>>26568684
Okay this is either fake or you're both really fucking weird.
>>26568684
Either you are much more attractive than her so she puts up with your autism, or you faked it.
Whatever, you should still apologize, dumbass.
>>26568684
It's always nice to see a happy ending. Thanks for the ride OP
>>26568749
nah don't apologise, youve got this.
Now shut the fuck up and don't screw things until after this movie's over
>>26568779
It wasn't a happy ending. If anything, the only reason she didn't cancel was because she was complaining about OP backing out. He's got the date but has seriously hurt the relationship by being an autistic cunt.
HH The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HH
>OP posts pic of conversation
>people tell him literally what to write
>he writes something else entirely while pretending he's trying to fix it
>people react to it
every
fucking
thread
>>26567094
Lol wow what the fuck , have you guys never talked to another human being ever?
How does one think that is a good reply, jesus christ.
>>26567442
I can't keep on reading it hurts
Actually, if a girl likes you, you could say anything and play it off as a joke.
>/r9k/ in charge of women
>>26568819
You sound salty that OP got a movie date and you didn't
>>26568841
Read the thread. In his 2nd post he clearly states that he replied before this thread got any replies. After that he takes some anons prank advice
Well I mean I guess we know why OP is here in the first place.
I FUCKING HATE YOU but congrats i guess. you are lucky and retarded
>>26567094
kek'd
comentario original senpai
>all these permavirgins telling OP to apologise
This is why you don't have gfs you absolute retards, let me give you a piece of advice, girls don't react to mean shit like that the same way guys do. OP actually did pretty well until that "GOTCHA I WAS PRANKING" shit.
it's like all the autism on /r9k/ congregated into one shithole.
>>26567094
ignore other shitposters this was great anon
>>26568684
wonderful, this entire convo has been a thing of beauty
>>26571899
yeah.. THAT was where it all went wrong..
can someone have negative game? like a good -6/10
Because I think that would be negative game
>>26566950
Tell her you're backing out, she seems like a cunt
>>26567094
NO! Fuck all of these niggas saying you acted wrong.
You show no neediness, which is dead important.
>>26567442
going little beta here
>>26567756
yup, max beta
You ruined it.
Oh my fucking god I wasn't ready for that autism
My sides were fucking dying holy shit, laughed till I cried
>>26567094
beta uprising
nice
She's more autistic than you by far OP
Chick seems like a bitch/deranged, it's not worth your time unless she's mad inexperience/nervous or some shit
>>26568711
No it's not, you're just an overreacting nigger trying to shoot him down.
She must be so fat and ugly why are you letting us believe she's worth something
>>26568684
Lucky bastard, good for you.
If this is real seems like your next step is form a relationship, because for some reason she isn't capable of hate your autistic ass
The first step when that happens is leaving this place because its obviously fucking you in the head, idiot.
What a thread, holy shit
>>26567094
>ever bantering with women
You dun goofed. You can't talk to a woman the way you'd talk to your bros on 4chan, they just don't understand it.
>>26575715
You can, depending on the girl
But that's not "bantz" that's just being an asshole
>>26567094
Haha I like your style Anon
She sounds like a total bitch anyway
what the FUG
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>>26568684
>exhausted by a few minutes of chatting
dropped
>>26567094
OH YOU DUMB MOFO
She was literally saying
>I WANT TO SEE YOU KNOW I CANT WAIT TO 8 PM!!
You could just have said if you cant wait just come to my place
