what do I do when I wipe and there's blood on the paper
>>26566914
How much blood?
>>26566914
Happens to me like every time I wipe, it's been happening for like 8+ years now so it probably doesn't mean much, just got a frail asshole I guess.
Are you like 100% positive you didn't wipe too hard and cut yourself a bit? It doesn't really feel like you cut your hand or anything it's just some external comfort if that. Usually if you have blood you're gonna find you have darker stools. If it's a consistent thing even if you're being really gentle it might mean you have blood further down and should see somebody but like I said you prolly just wiped your ass too hard anonymous.
>>26566914
>spend less time sitting
>eat more fiber
You either have an anal fissure or hemorrhoids.
Not a serious problem, but take care of it if you can. I take so long to poop that the wounds on my asshole won't close after a decade of serious constipation and strain. You probably poop like a normie if this is new and scary to you, so just eat more fiber and drink more water and be gentle when you wipe.
Taste it, if it's sweet, you're in trouble
It depends
Blood in the stool itself is a major problem
Blood on the paper but not in the stool is probably from a haemorrhoid or pimple, no worries
Ur a women now
>>26566914
You ate too many Hot Cheetos.
>>26567046
>Blood in the stool itself is a major problem
Stool itself consists of dead blood cells. Its normal.
>>26566914
From previous threads about this, it's nothing to worry about if it's bright red blood. Darker blood with maybe some clots is something to worry about.
Don't push it out. Try one of those stoles where you poop more naturally
>>26566914
My metabolism is so slow i shit once every 3 days
The fucking huge lump destroys my asshole and makes its bleed
But its normal, since i'm not gay
>>26567918
>tfw my metabolism is so shit that I only shit once every week
Anon I'm scared right now.
>>26568807
once a week? jesus christ dude
I shit like once every 3 days and I have to clench the bowl and near pop a blood vessel just to dump
how is your anus still intact
It could also be as simple as you have cheap rough toilet paper
My work stocks the cheapest stuff they can and I always get some blood while wiping when I use the bathroom
>>26568861
More like how is my intestines still intact. I feel like one day while i'm sleeping these things are going to explode.
>>26566914
Hire hooker for rimjob.
>>26568807
same here anon. never really experience any discomfort when shitting either. should we be worried or pleased?
>>26570334
Depends on how much you eat. I'm worried since I eat like once a day but they are pretty big meals. I usually have to drink prune juice at least once every 3days since don't want to be clogged up for a whole week.
Please reply to this I'm kinda scared
Is my asshole supposed to sort of prolapse when I just take a normal shit? Let me explain
When I shit I like to look between my legs because I can see the shilouette of my shit emerging in the reflection of the water. Usually when I'm done my asshole puckers out substantially, like enough that I can see it puffed out as a shilouette in the reflection. Does this happen to everyone? It puffs out pretty significantly, I haven't tried to take a picture of it though because I've been too scared of what it will look like.
>>26570368
take a picture and find out genius I need it for science reasons.
>>26566914
stop wiping your ass with sandpaper.
Alternatively, Go to hospitul b0ss
>>26570395
Well I can't just shit on command
I don't have any in my bowels right now that's ready to move
That's another thing, shitting is incredibly difficult for me, whereas my dad claims he just "releases his sphincter muscles" and lets it drop
If it is red it is from your butthole and it is not dangerous. If its dark and not runny it might be.
I tend to rub my butthole too hard and get couple drops of blood.
>>26570434
Just go drink some prune juice anon it'll make you shit in no time.
>>26570368
sounds like a hemorrhoid
>>26566914
You basically tore some skin when shitting and now blood is coming out. Nothing to worry about its pretty normal for me, I have super sensitive skin in my ass hole apparently.
>>26570434
> That's another thing, shitting is incredibly difficult for me
If you've had anal tearing before, then constricting scar tissue (a stricture) might have developed. That's called anal stenosis, and can predispose you to yet more tearing and scarring.
You should see a medical doctor in any case.
>blood on the toilet paper
>I obviously grazed a hemorrhoid
>there is an opening into my bloodstream
>right in my ass
>where fecal matter passes over all the time
>feces, the most biohazardous substance you can encounter in day to day life, is passing right over a huge fucking opening into my cardiovascular system
HOW THE FUCK AM I STILL ALIVE?
>>26568807
>>26568861
Fuck's you guys's problem. I shit every day, usually like clockwork 2 hours after I wake up. Find some more vegetables that you like to eat or something. Drink more water too.
>>26570816
I drink 5cups of water a day anon. Also vegetables are expensive as fuck. Except potatoes those are cheap but don't know if they are good for pooping.
>>26570783
Not being able to efficently get toxins out of your body is cause of most or all bipolar cases. Aka u get high on the toxins as they get absorbed thru down there
>>26570783
I have yet to resolve this mystery as well.
>>26570783
your immune system is adept at handling your own shit. bacteria certainly does get into your bloodstream while shitting or even brushing teeth!
>>26570858
I don't know if this will help your shits or not, but try to get into sweet potatoes if you can. I used to eat mashed all the time, but now I mash sweet potatoes and don't have to butter or salt them or put anything on them. I get a feeling they really are better for you. But of course you can do whatever you want, I'm just saying.
>>26570935
does that mean i can just eat my own shit if im hungry?
>>26566937
same here. i don't think it's anything.
>>26566914
Buy tampons
Why are we humans so disgusting? Why haven't I evolved enough that I don't think that my own body is disgusting?
>>26572555
I've literally eaten my own shit before and I'm okay I think. The only problem is you will burp a lot and it will taste horrible. It has little nutritional value obviously though. I don't know if it's sterile but some animals eat their own shit to redigest nutrients.
>>26573717
Urine is sterile, feces is not. To what degree and amount of danger it would pose, I have no idea. Especially after watching so much scat porn over the years, if it was really that dirty or dangerous I would think the scat porn on the internet would be in less quantity than it is. I just don't know if they're taking antibiotics every other month and dealing with horrible illness for the money.
>>26566914
Ignore it completely and keep wiping
