I did this, she pushed me off and told me to die. You try it Onii-Chans.
>>26566362
If you don't already have a good relationship with your imouto, this won't help.
>>26566362
If I had a sister, I doubt I would be as autistic as I am because I would have more experience talking to girls
because of that, I think the vast majority of robots do not have sisters
Do you guys agree? Thoughts?
>>26566506
i have an older sister
she's 4 years older than me
i really loved her as a kid, i'd always hang out with her when i could
when she hit puberty she became a fucking bitch 'cause she's pretty average looking
now she's a feminist cunt with a stupid degree that cost my parents thousands
i only wish i could trade her for an imouto who loves me and i can take care of, that's my one fantasy
>>26566362
>>26566432
>>26566506
I thought "imouto" meant body pillow or some shit
was confused afwew lad
>>26566542
>stupid degree
what is it
is it actually a meme degree like gender studies or something?
do you think talking to her made it easier to talk to girls though?
>>26566612
why the fuck are you here
...well i guess you learned something new at least
here's some more required jap vocab to be a productive 4chan user:
imouto: younger sister
itouto: younger brother
onii: older brother, used with suffix (honorific) like chan or san
onee: older sister used with honorific
dakimakura: body pillow with anime girl on it
loli: child anime girl
tsundere: kinda like a girl who plays hard to get... different though
yandere: aggressively goes after boys she likes
um i think thats pretty much all jap vocab commonly used
>>26566506
I'm not hyper autistic and I have an older sister, so you may be right. I guess having a sister can teach you that girls are just people. But also most people don't think of their sister the same as a girl, because she can't ever get rid of you. She basically has to like you somewhat, so it's not the same.
>why the fuck are you here
>here's some more required jap vocab
This isn't /a/ don't bring your cancer here you guys already have multiple containment boards
>>26566723
zoology. i guess it's a science degree but it's still useless as fuck unless doing research.
do i think she made it easier talking to girls... i guess, because now i know they're disgusting, even moreso than most guys
>>26566797
go get your fingernails pulled, you reddit fuck
4chan is fucking built on japanese culture and will stay that way
go back to /sp/ or /fit/ or some other normie containment board
>>26567131
thats... actually a p cool degree desu friendo
does she work in a zoo though? is her GPA too low to do research
if you can actually get a research position in marine biology, zoology, paleontology, etc... you are a pretty fucking cool person imo
too bad the market for that shit is ultrasmall, you gotta be top notch to be in academia for that shit
>>26566797
incorrect opinion
Siggeddy Beepbop Muthatruckin' leeroy and his chicken, yo skeddadllin' daddehs.
>>26567212
>does she work in a zoo
no. she's one of those 'animals shouldnt be in zoos' types anyway.
idk she's a really good student i'm pretty sure. she's going to do her masters entrencd exam or whatever (i didn't do college) soon. oh i think she wants to be a teacher or professor.
>>26567282
She seems cool. You should support her and be nice. Having a sibling is literally your one guaranteed friend if you're just nice to her.
>>26566362
>knock on her door
>"come in"
>go in
>"can i have a hug"
>"sure!"
>hug her
is there something that i am missing?
>>26567401
No try a blowjob.
>walk in her room
>walking up to her chair
>she quickly turns around and pushed me away with her foot
>it hit me dead in the chest, took my breath away
>staggered backward towards the door
>she said "get out dyke" during all of this
>left room after gaining balance
gg no re
>>26566797
>he doesn't know
Get the fuck >>>/out/
>>26567314
she's so hard to get along with. i really don't jive with the whole sjw thing. i do love her and everything but it's very difficult to care
thanks. though.
>>26566506
I have a sister, but 10yrs older, enough that it's not really like talking to a female peer at all.
>>26566362
My imouto is asleep on the couch, but if I did this she would hug me back and tell me she loves me too. And then try and goad me into playing PS4 with her for the next few hours until she dozes off again.
>>26566797
>don't bring your cancer here
it was here long before you
>>26567438
Are you an actual dyke?
>>26567428
>implying you would have an incest fetish if yo actually had a little sister
What people don't seem to get is that chineese cartoons aren't very realistic
Though i have had several friends make jokes about her constantly being at waist level
>>26567476
DO IT NOWIf you can record with your phone or something
>>26567517
I do have a little sister, so checkmate.
>>26567510
no
she's just a cunt trying her hardest to insult me
>>26567556
Go back and force her into a big bear hug
then tell her that she means the world to you and you'll lover her forever :3
>>26567544
I stand corrected, some people are really that degenerate
>>26567476
p..please post pics
anything
i'm so jealous
>>26567590
Hello, reddit! Welcome to 4chan.
Please don't enjoy your stay and stop posting as soon as possible, you normie fucking shit.
>that feel when 2 little sisters
>>26567625
>hurr durr you dont wanna fuck your little sister, must be reddit
You can browse 4chan without being an edge lord
>>26567517
I have an older sister and I still have a HUGE incest fetish.Then again, she's kind of the one that got me into it to begin with, so I guess it makes sense.
Forgive my late response, I had to drive there but I've wanted to participate in this thread for a while.
She got weirded out at first, hugged me back and I thought hey this is going better than expected. She then blocked her doorway and wouldn't let me leave untill I promised that I wasn't about to kill myself and this wasn't my way of saying goodbye.
MFW I can't show any emotion without having people around me take it as my suicide note.
>>26567590
Fuck off you normiefaggot piece of shit cumstain
>>26567669
You have a good sister anongo back and fug her
i am the little sister
>>26566362
>tfw i ended up giving her a piggy back ride like i did when we were younger
>>26567735
Proofs?
Post nubile vag
>>26567652
I don't want to fuck my sister. I want your sister to suck your dick, and I want you to greentext it.
>>26567669
That's good and bad. Maybe talk to her about your feelings. Tell her it's not that and you saw stuff on the internet about appreciating your family.
But also say you haven't been feeling great about stuff or something, but you appreciate her concern. Driving just to hug her is weird though, I get her concern.
>>26567736
Sounds cute, you have a good relationship with your imouto?
>>26567693
Sad thing is I probably would given the oportunity
>>26567658
>Then again, she's kind of the one that got me into it to begin with, so I guess it makes sense.
i need an explanation anon
>>26567852
I walked in on her masturbating and she looked at me for a good 3 seconds before stopping and giggling.
>>26567156
No...he's right. Most people aren't into it that's why there's boards specifically made for it
Pretty simple
>>26566362
My sister would probably do that too, but mostly because physical touch makes her really uncomfortable most of the time.
We have a good relationship, though, way better than I have with my brother
>>26567837
I do, i had to take care of her alot when she was younger, on account of her being in a wheelchair.
I got in a car accident when i was 17, and she showed me the ins and outs of being in a wheelchair, though it was only temporary for me
>>26567887
Bro, you need to be really nice to your imouto all the time. Being stuck in a wheelchair can't be fun. You should make sure her live is as good as possible, even if she's not anime cute like we all want to believe.
>>26567809
>greentexting
>not asking him to fucking record it
>>26567879
Pretty fucking stupid thing to say, to be honest. There aren't boards made for weebshit, 4chan is mad for weebshit and there are boards made to house normies.
>>26567652
being offended and suprised that people have "DEGENEWAT" fetishes is what makes you reddit, reddit :)
>>26567922
I try my hardest, but it is really hard with me being at college and all.
I decided to come up this week because i like to study at home for exams, and the entire time she just sits in the room with me, not even talking.
It's pretty cute desu
>>26566362
>walk up behind imouto and hug her
>she giggles and snuggles her back into my chest
>bonerplz.jpg
>ask her how her day went
>she tells me about her classes and how one of her friend broke her wrist slipping on ice
>start massaging her back
>she purrs
>"Anon, you give the best back rubs!"
>move hands lower
>she sticks her ass out a little
>suddenly spank her
>she turns around grinning and blushing
>"Anon! What is with you today?"
>she looks down and notices my bulge and licks her lips
>"Come back in my room when Mom and Dad fall asleep so we can have another sleep over like last week."Too bad she isn't real.
>>26567942
I'm not gonna be unreasonable, anon.
>>26566797
This website was built by weebs for weebs and run by weebs. They arent shitting up your mongolian wood-cutter board, youre shitting up theirs
>>26567879
there are boards to house you and your ilk
go there
somewhere along normies and reddit (you) got it into their heads that you are the ones that this webiste was made for, and that weebs and fucked up degenerates who wanna fuck their family came second. while the opposite is actually true. 4chan isn't for 'most people'. 'most people' I.E. you and your normalfag ilk hang out on reddit and facebook. go there, not here. it's pretty simple.
>she pushed me off and told me to die
I was in a good mood, I was going to stay up all night.
>>26568012
That's really sweet. I hope you give her lots of hugs and stuff. It must be hard to make friends when you're in a wheelchair. Thanks for being a good onii-chan to her.
>>26568012
Does her vagina still work?
>>26568129
Yeah, works great.
>>26568107
She has a few friends, so im not too worried about her being alone
>>26568129
yes, it does
>>26568194
>yes, it does
How do you know this?
Perhaps you would like to green text it for us?
>>26568182
shut up
>>26568227
I didn't fug her, if thats what youre trying to imply
>>26568254
so you walked in on her masturbating with your toothbrush, tell us about that
>>26568254
I still want a greentext
>>26568290
Yeah like, which end was it?
I have 12 sisters all ranging from ages 6 to 15. This would take a while, and half of them would mistake it for 'fun time'...
>>26568084
What's pretty simple is that everyone including me and (you) is free to give their opinion on a board especially ones that aren't specific to your interest
Believe it or not I'm pretty fucking degenerate, I'm just not a fan of anime
Sue me
>>26566723
>spoonfeeding newfags
Stop that.
>>26568347
>12 sisters
What the fuck.
How?
Why?
>>26566362
I only have older sisters
One is a fat smelly greasy NEET and i don't want to touch her
The other is a full fledged Stacy and i don't want to touch her or I'll REEEEEEEE
Both would have a completely underwhelming reaction to a hug
>>26568347
Hug all of them
>>26568347
IS YOUR LIFE A HAREM ANIME
>>26568368
Why don't you go complain about all the guns on operatorchan too, or all the drugs on 420chan. It's a chinese cartoon forum, you're being a retard.
>>26567669
On the positive, if you actually are suicidal she'll think she saved your life for a few months. Or until whenever you do it.
>>26568393
>ignoring the part about them spanning 9 years
>>26568368
4chan was, is, and will always be a weeb site
>>26568429
Who cares
Why would you have 12 sisters
>>26568290
>>26568323
>>26568332
Should have known better than to answer that question in the first place, here we go
>be in highschool
>have a half day off for one of those irrelevant holidays, cant remember exactly which one
>little sis has the whole day off
>she doesnt know i have a half day
>parents are at work
>decide to surprise(scare her)
>go in through the back door(stairs)
>notice she isnt in the living room
>must be in her room, which is on the same floor
>slowly approach her room
>here wierd sounds( i genuinley thought she was stirring pasta or something because im a virgin)
>open the door as quickly as i can
>catch her lying on her bed with her hand in her underwear
>she screams
>i laugh
>it isnt until 2 min after that i realize what she was doing
>awkward for the rest of the day
still think it was pretty funny
>>26568456
I find it hard to believe that poster has only sisters either.
>catholics
>>26568429
What are twins?
What are triplets?
What are adoptions?
God I can't even imagine doing this, I hate my imouto, she's a massive bitch.
>>26568472
>stirring pasta
>>26568529
>that feel when you will never get to stir your little sister's pasta
>>26568472
>not giving her a hand
>>26568504
Even having 9 children in 9 years would be fucking ridiculous.
>adoption
Adopting 12 children is still ridiculous, but for different reasons.
>>26568472
>stirring pasta
Gives new meaning to the spaghetti meme
>>26568472
Is your sister hot?
post pic of an anime girl that looks closest to her
>>26567156
:^)/(^: Wrong!!!!!!!!!!! Dude check em
>>26568021
You're killing me familia
>>26566542
My imouto is now a turbo tumblrina as well with a shit psychology that cost my parents thousands.It hurts, sempai
>>26568699
nice dubs
but my five is better
>>26568529
It's what it sounds like
>>26568554
stop that
>>26568649
go meme yourself
>>26568651
>post pic of an anime girl that looks closest to her
sounds autistic, but okay
the serb
>>26568757
>that feel when no qt serb imouto gf
>>26568757
What the most sexual thing you two have ever done?
>Tfw trapNo I'm not a fucking tranny no I don't want to become a 'woman'
>Tfw parents split up
>Onii-chan and I grow really close and have an amazing childhood know each other inside and out
>Can literally know what he's thinking without saying anything to each other
>Insanely insecure, feel that any relationship I'd get into people would be dishonest/cheat
>Feel absolutely grossed out in dating other people
>Finally find out that Onii-chan is perfect for me...
>Mfw he found a girlfriend
>She recently becomes his fiance. He is planning on marrying her in a year from now
>Finally become cute imouto I was always meant to be
>Beg him not to marry her and to think his options through...
>Too scared to ever tell him how I really feel about him
>Wear big comfy tshirts Onii-chan gave me awhile ago almost every night
>Desperate for any kind of attention he gives me
H-How do I deal with these feels? I can't do this anymore...I just want his love and nobody else's.
>>26568898
no homo, right?
>>26568898
>H-How do I deal with these feels?
By killing yourself. Statistics show you will midlife anyway.
>>26568898
>corrupting a beautiful thread with your faggotry
Why must you homos ruin everything?
>>26566506
i have an imouto and she loves me, i tease her all the time and she gets angry and its hilarious.
that being said, only autists or guys without little sisters have imouto fantasies.
>>26568898
>hoping for incest
>hoping for GAY incest
>he's got a wife
I think you might have to settle for somebody who looks/acts like your brother at best.
>>26568936
>>26568967
I-I'm sorry....I hate myself every night for it
>>26568983
I can't trust anyone but him and myself. I can't even get attracted to other people
>>26568883
Probably me walking in on her desu
>>26569069
Well then I geuss it's time to give up on 3D friendo. Welcome.
>>26566362
I was so close to having a qt little sister. When I was about 10 when my mom was drunk, she told me about how the baby was perfectly healthy, and then died upon birth. I didn't fucking know anything about that prior to that night.
>>26566723
>itouto: younger borther
fucking newfag gaijin it's otouto
kill yrslf
>>26569174
>perfectly healthy
>dies during birth
bruh
>>26569204
She died of a heart attack. Yes, it's fucking possible for a newborn to have a heart attack,
>>26569204
Nuchal cord?
>>26567212
>person studies zoology
>cool, do you work in a zoo
Every time.
Zoology is literally just the science of animals, you learn about cell biology, a little evolution, the nerve system, muscles, anatomy, animal behavior, different species, pretty much anything you can think of except for "how do I take care of a tiger"
>tfw you'll never know what happened
>>26569379
Keep reading.
I hugged my sister and told her I loved her. She told me she loved me too.
My sister is pretty cool. She's paraplegic so she enjoys any kind of kindness really.
>>26569440
We already have one of you here
>>26569081
have you ever tried brushing her teeth?
>>26569457
>>26569440
This, fuck off. Maybe nex time.
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>>26569440
>She's paraplegic
You do know no one will love her right? It's up to you take responsibility and end up marrying your sister. Good thing is you can mold her early to your likings.
>>26569440
WHAT IS IT WITH IMOUTOS AND BEING CRIPPLED
LIKE FUCK
THAT'S SO CUTE
AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S LITERALLY TAKING THE CUTENESS AND HELPLESSNESS OF A LITTLE SISTER AND SQUARING IT
FUCKKKKK
>>26569462
i have actually, and i can assure you that it is nowhere near as arousing as the laotian moving picture made it seem
>>26569476
>You do know no one will love her right
Not that anon, but please don't say stuff like that
>>26569482
>WHAT IS IT WITH IMOUTOS AND BEING CRIPPLED
>LIKE FUCK
>THAT'S SO CUTE
>AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>IT'S LITERALLY TAKING THE CUTENESS AND HELPLESSNESS OF A LITTLE SISTER AND SQUARING IT
>FUCKKKKK
.t somebody who doesnt have a crippled sister
it isnt cute
>>26569440
>paraplegic
Is she kawaii?
>>26569476
>You do know no one will love her right?
Don't bully the crippled girl.
>>26569476
Don't say that....that's beyond cruel
>>26569513
you just don't understand moe
and also i dont believe you
>>26569489
plx describe how it went
why did you have to do it
>>26569513
>>26569547
>>26569560
It's reality m8s. The only thing that anon can do is love his sister as hard as he possibly can for the rest of her life.
>>26566362
It's 2 in the morning, I wouldn't go wake her up. She has school tomorrow, that wouldn't be nice.
>>26569562
>be me
>have shit teeth
>i have around 20 fillings
>sis has good teeth
>she doesnt brush twice a day
>tell her that she needs to get her shit together
>she brushes it off
>tell her i will do it for her if she continues to refuse
>still only brushes once a day
>eventually corner her in the bathroom(she cant maneuver around me)
>tell her to brush her teeth
>she gives in
>does a half assed job
>take brush
>start doing it for her
>this lasts all of 3 seconds before she finally agrees to do it properly herself
>she has been brushing twice a day every day since them
atleast she better be
>>26566362
>Go to my sisters bedroom door
>Sister is 19 with huge tits
>Get huge erection at the idea of hugging her
>Too nervous to open door bc she might see my chub, decide to write a marriage proposal on her door instead
>No pen, so I put my 2Ds stylus up my ass and use my shit as ink
>Halfway through my proposal, lose my train of thought and start writing my idea for a Dark Souls 2 build
>She hears the commotion and opens her door
>Takes one look at the build I described and tells me that I'm a fucking retard for paring a mobility build with Havels Set
>Upper cut her in the fucking jaw for disrespecting me
>She loves my alpha male behavior asks for a massage
>We fuck and get married the next morning
>>26569623
>paring a mobility build with Havels Set
Good stuff anon
>twin sister died in the womb
>will never be able to hug her
All I can do is try to communicate telepathically to alternate realities where she lived. Not yet sure if it works but will keep you posted.
>>26566506
I have a sister, she's 2y younger than me (I'm 19). I'm an ok-level autist but we didn't talk to each other for about 5 years.
>>26569600
Do it anyway
Hugs are necessary
>>26569440
Do you have any cute stories?
>look at thread
>robots enjoying having sisters
>tfw no sister to hug
Have i missed out on 1/5th of life?
>>26569688
Maybe it's like when one baby survives and grows around the other and, she's forever inside you.
>>26569745
>she's forever inside you
lewd
>>26569600
Hug her before she sets out for school and wish her a good day.
>>26569745
I have a lump right above my belly button that hurts sometimes. Could it be her?
>>26569745
>Maybe it's like when one baby survives and grows around the other and, she's forever inside you.
Does anyone remember that episode of house where the kid had his brother inside his brain and he forced him to see visions of aliens attacking him whenever anybody was mean to him? Was this just an autistic fever dream or did this episode actually happen?
>>26569754
I was talking more about how she'll be forever near his heart.
>>26569771
Almost certainly.
>>26569783
your experiencing the nelson Mandela effect
>>26569736
Not anything in particular but sometimes she needs help doing things. I have to help her get in the bathtub a lot since it's a hassle for her normally. I've also carried her to the bathroom a few times because she needed to go real bad and didn't want to fuck around with her wheelchair. She seems to enjoy it when I carry her.
>>26569771
you have appendicitis pain. Lets not get carried away here with ghosts
>>26569744
>tfw no sister either
>just an ass hole little brother
Maybe if I had a lil sis I would be more comfortable interacting with women seeing as I was raised by a single father
>>26569832
You know what to do.Damn you robot
>>26569842
you think you had it bad? i live with my dad and never seeing female interaction, everyday i'm slowly losing my confidence with girls.
>>26569838
So you're saying she was reincarnated as my appendix? I'll have to append this discovery to my research notes.
>>26569832
Do you carry her princess style or on your back?
>>26569889
Princess. She doesn't like the back.
>>26569880
Not like that. But shes in your brain. Its all in your head.
I did. She kissed me.
Am I going to make it?
>>26569949
Go back and kissboth sets of her lips
>>26569949
see picture here
>>26567639
>>26569963
Will do anon.
Mucho original
>Walk into her room
>She sighs because I don't knock in my own damn house king of the castle
>She's playing Pokemon: Omega Ruby
>Sit on her bed next to her
>She says 'What?'
>Hug her from the side
>She puts her arm around me and says 'Are you okay?'
>'Yeah, love you'
>'I love you too!'
>When I get up to leave she pulls on my sleeve but I have to walk out of the room before I grow a pussy
I feel dirty and she's going to tell my parents about this and embarrass me further but I guess I have to do it now and again.Tonight I'm making dinner and were going to watch a season of American Dad together, she loves that show.
>>26569476
lol what a retard. You know very well that's o not true. She beinga female means she has life on easy mode, and even if she can't walk she will have better chances than an alpha male For her to find someone she only has to be alive and available
>>26568368
>Actually admitting degeneracy
My brother hugged me out of nowhere.John do you come here?
>>26569939
I'm going to make her real and you can't stop me.
>>26570005
Eating dinner at 11:50PM
>>26569476
>You do know no one will love her right?
What is this bullshit. A paraplegic grill would have no trouble finding a guy
>>26569725
Dont tell me, you tried to rape her didnt you?
>tfw i had sex with my sister and she doesn't talk to me anymore
>>26569920
can we see her?
>>26570036
We generally eat at 10pm because neither of us have early classes except on one day each, it's 7pm now.
>>26566362
>tfw no sister
>tfw no siblings
It gets quite lonely sometimes.
>>26570154
a-are you a robot though? tfw no friends?
i feel for you anon
i feel bad for you
>>26570197
I'm more of a cyborg because I do have a friend but we hardly speak. I'm mainly by myself most of the time.
>>26569204
SIDS is very common in healthy babies
I only have nee-sans and one lives in australia and the other is asleep.
>tfw no sibings
>tfw envy people who have siblings
>tfw even the ones who fight will probably be there for each other when it counts
>tfw I'll get old and have no one
>>26570380
Go wake the other up you idiot
Being polite doesn't matter, just contribute to the thread
I've done it with my sis, here's my story
>be me 18
>not very attractive, and certainly no sex appeal
>Sister is 16, D cups, thick and nice looking
>she likes to stay clean and always smells nice
>one night I went downstairs to get a snack
>went into the kitchen and she was bent over looking into the cupboard
>datass.jpg
>stare at the magnificent ass for about twenty seconds
>she whisks around flustered and looks at me
>mfw she's drunk and came in from a party
>"like what you see?"
>my dick got rock hard when she said this to me, in a devilish voice
>"you know anon I've always thought that you were cute"
>she is on her knees pulling down my shorts
>all I wanted was some bourbons
>at this point I am rock solid
>cont?
>tfw haven't seen any family in 6 years
>sister is a 33 yr old doctor with money and kids and husband
>I'm a 20 yo waste of space
Think she'll hook me up with some cash?
>>26570457
Nope
I have a bro and a sis.
Hate each other's guts.
Only see each other at the estate meetings, we don't even go to the funerals lol.
I'll go to their funerals and take a giant shit in their coffins tho.
Fuck them.
>>26570502
Stop posting
>>26570569
Fucking normal fags on this board I swear.
You belong on Reddit you piece of shit. Get the fuck out.
>>26570502
Continue.kjhtgfnkutkunmkytn
>>26570607
Lel
You're so mad
His story was obviously fake as fuck or a straight up copypasta.
How old are you?
Lol, you have to be 18+ for r9k
>>26570515
>doctor
wtf? how did you become a purported waste of space if she was so successful
>>26570020
Yes
Did you feel my erection?
I haven't talked to my sister in years, got banned from her and her cuck boyfriends house for smoking dat dank on her property when i visited for thanksgiving.
Just found out she's getting married and told my mom to tell me that she want's me to come, I said fuck no.
>>26570102
????????
How did everyone skip this???
GREENTEXT PLS
>>26570698
Just show up and smoke dat 420OGDANKKKALIKUSH in the middle of the ceremony
Bring a vape to be 1000000x more obnoxious
Get high af and just go Ham on that cake
>>26570664
>believing anything is real in here
>being so dense
Just end your life fuck.
>how old are you?
19 tyvm
Get the fuck out normo.
>>26570690
You had an erection? I'm telling mom.
>>26570680
She wasn't raised by our parents.
She's a half sister, but no one knew she existed until like 8 years ago.
Her mom died when she was 10ish and she raised herself.
I had 2 parents and all I have is mental illness and a high school diploma that I almost didn't get
My parents are terrible people
>>26570743
At least mom was nice enough to help me with my erection.
You should join us next time ;)
>>26570739
>19
There are kids born in 1997 arguing with me on 4chan
>1997
I'm almost 40.
Getting too old for this shit
>>26570698
Your sister did the right thing
You ought to be hanged
>>26569621
are you fucking Araragi?
>>26570844
Yeah because i wandered into the woods behind their house and smoked before dinner and before bed i deserve death.
The funny thing is her and cuck boy get hammered on wine every night.
back to /pol/ edgelord
>>26569621
is she 12?
>>26570881
>DUDE WEED LMAO
KilI yourself
>>26566506
I have one and I still can't talk to girls.
>>26570881
You should fuck your sister
Get her high and fuck her brains out
>>26571041
she's gross
>>26571067
Gross how?
Fat?
Ugly?
Put her in doggy
Or just make her suck your dick
>>26571141
Freakishly tall, pale and just generally not good looking.
>>26570322
Pretty sure that doesn't happen at birth though.
>>26571159
>tall
>pale
My donger
Did you guys ever experiment while growing up?
Did she ever walk in on you fapping?
Ever see her naked?
>tfw you will never take your little sister's virginity
anon
otuiii
>>26569440
I know a woman who is like that to everyone.
Needless to she is a slut. But a pretty kind and cute slut. The kind where you wouldn't suspect she is a slut until you date her and come home one day to see her swallow the cum of your neighbor
>>26568699
>making things up
hush you
I'm 24, my sister is 18, and we sleep together all the time since she was little. Cuddling in the same bed is the comfiest thing. I don't like that she has a bf though, but whatever.
>older sister
>used to bully my little brother terribly
>he's now an autistic beta animefaggotjust like me
I could have been the cool older sister that looked out for my bro, instead I created a beta doormat that's been conditioned to never stand up for himself. When we got older and I stopped being a cunt and we got on well and played games together and stuff, but since we split up for uni/college we rarely talk unless its christmas/birthday. I'm sorry bro ;_;
>>26572072
You should make it up to himby being my autistic gf
>>26572084
Only if youhave a vagina
>>26572177
>Only if you have a vagina
I wouldhave yours if you say yes :3c
>be 22
>little sis is 19
>no dad, mom can't walk
>we are kinda different in interests
>we both have a feel of being lonely
>sis likes to cuddle in my bed and sleep with me (no sex)
>have been doing it since she was 8, when my dad appeared for the last time and brought her along
>she's really patient about my mental health, and when my stress or psychic disorder come up, she always hugs me, being very friendly and caring
>one day she even allowed me to pat her breasts, not big, but very squeezy and soft, under a t-shirt
>we play games together at a regular basis
>we help each other with our education researches and stuff
>i teach her how to cook, she teaches me how to talk to people
>the other day she said she won't ever love another person as strongly as she loves me
Oh, who am I lying to.
I am a lonely robot without any social skills, having a master's degree at studies I hate, and I only have a mom who hates me. I am a social outcast, a piece of trash only existing for people to know how they should not behave.
Only dreams keep me alive.
>>26572208
Sorry for fucking awful english.
>have a little sister
>probably failed her in a few ways
>she went through a few bat-shit insane tumblr phases I'm not sure if she's fully recovered or not
>might not be a full stacy but I really would prefer her to be a successful stacey rather than a tumblrina
>at least she's not fat
she actively gives me a hug most times she sees me though
what I really regret though apart from not being the role model big brother I should have been, was in the year before she moved out, she wanted to see an anime movie together. I never said yes because I thought it would be awkward but now I really regret saying no.
A list of regrets to take to my grave
>>26572232
Are you Nordic?
>>26568347
Hill Billy?
>>26572270
>>26572072
You two failed older siblings should get together.
>>26572334
that fixes absolutely nothing unless she has a time machine
>>26566362
I only have younger brother so it doesnt count.
>>26566723
>Yandere aggressive
Anon u don't quite think you fully understand it. It's an insane obsession. The kind where you'd hurt people and hold the person you love captive if you saw no other way.
Fucked my sister multiple times, been doing it since she was legal.
>>26566362
if youre not an only child you cant be a robot
fuck offim so jealous of you imoutofags
>>26572304
Yeah.
I force myself to reply to anons from time to time so I could get rid of a certain recognizable manner of speech most russians have. Sometimes people tell me they understand things I'm trying to say, yet my way of expressing thoughts is not english-like.
>>26570154
It makes it worse if they don't care for you.
>>26572208
>(no sex)
I know this is 4chan but not everyone here is a disgusting incest addict you know.
>hug my imouto
She's 40 and has her own husband and kids. Meanwhile I'm 18 and live separately from her, would need to leave my house to do that.
>>26572554
She's not your imouto you inbred, that means younger sister.
sempai, sore wa "ane" desu yo~
>>26572544
Well, I don't have anyone near me anyway.
I actually view sex as an option to make a relationship way stronger, and if no one out there wants to have kids with their siblings, sex for dem feels/love/etc is completely fine, imo.
Also, the statistics do not count only hillbillies or degenerates, you know.
I think everything is allowed in particular if it's not a harm to someone else or if it is not risen to a faggotry degree.
>>26572460
I only asked because I didn't think anyone except Nords would call that awful English.
>>26572072
Hey don't take it too hard. My sister bullied me too, and I turned out just fine!
I'll mention you in my suicide note.
>have one older sister one younger sister
I guess my family doesn't show our emotions well. Me and my sisters haven't said "I love you" once since being out of the womb. Hugging them would be weird. I do go up and sit on my little sister to annoy her. I'm like 70lbs heavier than her and she is immobilized. Top lels every time.
>>26572208
autistic fuck
>>26572270
You should get that anime movie and ask her if she wants to watch it as an apology for when she asked.
>mfw I'm an imouto desperately missing her onii-chan
>mfw I come to these threads for comfort
>>26574226
Where is he right now?
>>26574309
in a different state. and he never answers my texts.
>>26574324
Are your texts lewd?
>>26569688
>>26569745
>Not absorbing your twin in the womb
Weaklings
My sister and I haven't had a close relationship since we started midschool.
She became insufferable at puberty and now become the apostle of a tumblerina.
She failed her degree in psychology, has gone full vegan, think she's a victim 24/7, turbofeminist apologist and applied to some retard school in Quebec for Sexology ( what the flying fuck ).
She's dead to me, she's sucking our parents dry. She literally yells at my dad whenever he ask something and try to pass off for a fucking victim. She never participate in family conversation, she has a fucking stinky ferret she keeps in her cage 24/7 all the while trying to guilt trip people about muh animal suffering.
Today at lunch she told us "Oh yeah I'm flying to malaysia next monday for a month" and then flipped the fuck out when my parents complained that she could have told them sooner.
I wish I had a real sister and not this joke.
>>26574718
I wish you had an even bigger joke. I wish she was even worse.
>>26574718
Why is she going to Malaysia?
>>26574806
trip with a friend
kicker is she only has 1k$ish in bank and is eventually gonna ask my dad for more eventually
she did another random trip to norway a few month ago and she even lost her papers there
god I wish she doesn't make it back
>>26569980
GREENTEXT IT UP BOI
>>26570102
Plsssss greeentext
Picked her up, she hugged back and the she said 'anon-ie' can I go down now'
3 year olds are great
>>26575026
Now go pick her up with your benis
>>26566506
I have an older sister who prett much hated me until she matured.
I'm 22 and a virgin.
>>26570005
Why would she tell your parents?
>>26575109
Because me doing something like that is out of the ordinary and women talk a lot.
I don't love her, sorry.
No can do.
>>26567735
>i am the little sister
Do you ever find yourself wishing for hug, or would that just be annoying and unwanted?
>>26566362
why arent real life sisters like anime? :(
feelsbad. my sister would just punch me if i get close.
>>26569482
Don't have any other stories from this anon, unfortunately.
>older sister
>used to be really close when we were growing up
>still talk/text almost daily (both moved away from home)
>just don't really feel anything towards her
I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I should really like my sister and get along with her, kind of don't. She's a lot like my overbearing mom now and it's tough. She's not really sweet or affectionate, more bossy and irritable. And I'm "depressed" and a huge pain in the ass I think.
I do hug her every time we meet, but it doesn't feel genuinely affectionate.
Just posting a little story from years ago:
>Visiting an anime con
>Buy a pair of cosplay kitty ears as a gift
>Not sure how imouto will react to them
>Imouto comes home to visit
>She loves them, tells me they are really cute
>Puts them on, keeps looking at herself in the mirror
Holy shit nekomimi imouto is the BEST THING EVER.
>>26574226
>mfw I'm an imouto desperately missing her onii-chan
I can understand the feeling, my little sister lives 9000 miles away on the other side of the globe, very tough for a hopeless imouto addict.
Last time I went to visit her I brought her a jumbo plushie that filled up like half my suitcase. When I got back she sent me a picture of her hugging plushie.My heart
