>Your house
>Your patronus
>hufflepuff
>frog
>>26565667
>Ravenclaw
>Phoenix
ravenclaw
a nigger
my house
my sharona
ravenclaw
octopus
Ravenclaw
Owls are pretty cool
>>26565902
>the house of retards and rejects
Fitting.
>>26565667
>hagrids cabin
I got forbidden from using magic after the attempted rape scandal
>a frog
>Slytherin
>Wolf
Years and years of careful consideration.
Ravenclaw. A hawk.
>>26566422
Cedric Diggory was no retard.
>>26565667
>Ravenclaw
I'm in academia and all my life's goals revolve around intellectual achievement.
>Crow
I like to hoard shiny things and am generally reviled.
>>26566510
He was pretty meh in all fields.
>>26566422
Slytherinfag detected
You're just jealous you're not in the comfyhouse
You're always welcome here when all that backstabbing, stupid dark magic shit and prestige dickwaving gets tiresome
>>26566393
>>26566437
It's my life
>>26566545
>Quidditch captain
>Triwizard Champion
>Asian gf
Ok. :^)
>>26566592
>those priorities
i did the official quiz or whatever on pottermore years ago and got ravenclaw
i guess my patronus would be an owl
>Slytherin
>a fucking bear
>>26565667
>pufflehuff
>probably a shi-tzuat least I'm not a griffondor nigger
Ravenclaw
Patronus would be a human, since we are animals too :^)
>>26566802
This is like wearing underwear with skid mark print on the ass
>>26566802
what if your human patronus is also a wizard and he has a human patronus too and so does that one and so does its patronus and so on forever
you just created infinity mang
but at least some of them will be smelly normalfags so this is not a good thing
Slytherin
A bunny
>>26566895
A patronus is just energy so it would actually be the opposite of infinite.
hufflepuff
slug
>ravenclaw
>crane
>>26566983
Oh so it'd be like a supertask or whatever, each patronus getting progressively weaker with each successive iteratioins, spanning towards infinity in quantity but a particular, finite number in total energy
>>26567048
*iteration
i t e r a t i o n
>Gryffindor because I told the hat that's what I wanted and it is our choices that define us
> I don't know an owl?
Now you made me listen to the old Harry Potter soundtracks and made me feel horrible, sad things. These fucking books and movies probably shaped my entire personality.
>>26565667
Harry Potter is the most normalfaggot shit desu.
slytherin
pterodactyl
r8 my autism
Hufflepuff
Horse
well fuck my life
Slytherin for dat edge
Grizzly bear cause bears are badass
>>26567193
EXPELINORMUS REEEEEE
>>26565667
I took that one really long quiz after some friends mentioned it while hanging out and got Gryffendor
Patronus is a bear I guess. Harry stole the deer which would be the best one.
> Slythering
> My patranus would be the colo claw fish from star warms 1 the handsom devil
Gryffindor
Dragon
I'd be the one outlier who'd almost always be alone/isolated, despite my house being entirely sociable/extroverted. But hey - the sorting hat apparently knows "best", so I ain't arguing.
>>26566802
>we're animals too
>Ravenclaw
Focused on being an academic success
>Coyote
Not as cool or intimidating as a wolf, but people still write stories about it
ravenclaw (not hufflepuff because the sorting hat takes your hopes/opinions into account, not just your potential)
beaver - just rekkin shit to make a nice den desu
Slytherin
Tiger
>inb4 normiefaggot
>young adult genrefiction
>>26565667
Gryffindor
Dog or Wolf
Slytherin. patronus would be a grey siamese cat.
>>26567193
depends how much you go on about it anon
>>26565902
this desu
originality
>>26567064
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>>26565667
>ravenclaw
>cat
>>26565667
hufflepuff because jokes with the boys
magpie because those cunts are cuhrazy
IF YOU COULD MAKE A NEW HOUSE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'm thinking of House Clamalam. Their mascot animal or whatever would be the Clam. It is for people who are, like the clam, unsophisticated and spend their whole lives shut up in their shell, buried deep under the waves of the ocean where no one can find them. You could call it the sperg, retard and other mental illness house, maybe.
No one understands them, because who understands what's going on in a clam's brain? I know I don't.
Their magic speciality would of course be meme magic and other miscellaneous weird shit that doesn't actually do anything useful.
>Slytherin
>Ferret
>>26572501
>clam's brain
>implying clams have central nervous systems
wow I sure am dumb
I know which house I belong in
but that just makes their existence all the more mysterious
why do they live if they have no brain?
what do they do?
what does life mean to them?
they are truly the most enigmatic and alien house
