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Kissless Virgin Feels Thread
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You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>been photographed with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female.
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A kissless bump.
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>>26566112
No one is this lonely, just let the thread die

/thread
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>>26566155
>No one is this lonely
Yeah shut the fuck up anon.
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>>26566317
>>26566112
>>26564970
Haha you're pathetic
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>>26564970
OP what is your age? I got muted for 4 seconds fuck me
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>>26566155
>>26566338
>>26566455
Why are you still here? You must realize that by bumping this thread, it stays on the front page.
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I would die gracefully, but I still have pics to unload.
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>>26564970
>be out shopping
>notice a girl and look, perhaps stare a little
>she must have notice me noticing her
>so she walks over and stands next to me
>I freeze
>she eventually walks away
>finally look in her direction
>I see her turn her face sideways to look back
>still frozen

should have literally chased her down

I always think I won't freeze the next time

but I'm well beyond wizard years
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>21 years old
>No female friends
>Never had an online female friend
>Virgin etc..

Feels bad, i try to improve and meet people on /soc/ but no girl is Australian, and the one's that are are either whores posting nudes and have a Skype with 5000 friends.

Anyhow how is a man supposed to keep his penis in his p-ants if he had a girl like that in OP's image? I wouldn't be able to keep my hands to myself.
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>>26568565
How is this possible?

>>26564970
How have you never been in a photo with a girl even?


I understand being alone but this is some next level shit.
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>>26564970
Read more Heart of Darkness instead of posting shitty threads
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>>26566112

Cottage cheese in them thighs
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Testing OP's lock.
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>>26568565
>Anyhow how is a man supposed to keep his penis in his p-ants if he had a girl like that in OP's

My gf is definitely not that good looking and we have to actively stop ourselves from misbehaving in front of our friends.
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>>26567941
Dat flat ass
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>>26569283
>Normie acting all surprised when he obviously knows this is possible
Why do you enoy lying to yourself like that? or it's the kind "I will act like an idiot so I can show this guys who screwed they are and how superior I am in comparison"
Go fuck yourself.
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>>26569522
Having my photo taken with a woman means I have been outside.

But you're right I'm also prom king and captain of the football team.
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Why does every-thread always have to be shat on by normies who boast about having girlfriends and the works?
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>>26570201
Much like when you were in high school, it's because you are drawing a bunch of attention to yourself by labeling your thread so humorously.
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>>26566317
i second this fuck >>26566155
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>>26569283
oh wow lets all give a nice big clap to the reddit newfag
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>>26569307
Th-thanks, sempaitachi.
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>>26568485
This is me, I am reasonably attractive and can act like a normie till a certain point.
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don't be mad virgins, just do what I did, settle for a pudgy single mother.
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>>26571316
>settle
>for a single mother
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>>26564970
keep dumping m80, please
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>>26571316
pathetic
kill yourself plz
nice b8 tho
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>>26571841
I have not much more of her. The rest is pretty tame stuff.
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>>26571873
g-go ahead.

she reminds me of my qt.
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>>26571881
You have a qt? Aren't you then locked from this thread?
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>>26571881
>gf
he said gf
so that means
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE GTFO
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Here you go anyway. I think she's Russian.
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Have you guys ever tried going clubbing? Even for a robot, That's the easiest way to get rid of the "kissless" part.
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>>26571978
went to a lot of those but I'm still kv
I guess I'm just a true robot then
my game is inexistent anywa
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>>26564970
how have we lived this long and not accomplished any of this seemingly easy things? ;_;
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>>26572002
idk anymore as long as I can blast old raps and puff blunts to it
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>>26571996
This, yeah you'll get kisses easily if you're good fucking looking and talkative as fuck.

Get fucked cunt.
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>>26564970
>>had a meaningful conversation with a girl

I've had blowjobs more meaningful than the most meaningful conversations I've ever had with girls. By miles.
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>>26572021
Being KV in a country where girls are considered piss easy feels bad
people still have the nerve to say I'm smart
I know I ain't
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>>26572021
Note I said EASIEST not easy. Besides, you do not have to say a single word in a club and still get a kiss which is why it's good for robots
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>>26572036
Because women have nothing going on in their heads.
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>>26572020
lol, i just listen to emo tunes and get drunk by myself

>>26572071
>implying your betamale body language wouldnt repulse all females
>implying we wouldnt sperg out from all the noise and people in close proximity and breakdown and have an anxiety attack

fugn normos
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>>26568485
>should have literally chased her down
Holy fucking shit, you betas are so pathetic.
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>>26572071
not if you're 100% robot
like when even your body language is utterly pathetic
I have tourette and adhd so yeah I overreact to touch and I walk weirdly so even my body language spills spaghetti
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>>26572090
>lol, i just listen to emo tunes and get drunk by myself
kinda dope actually
>boulevard of broken dreams
>sipping whisky
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>>26566155

>tfw so lonely you've transcended into the realm of myth
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>>26572065
Easiest for Chad, not for us.
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>>26572123
>pleb tier emo

nah man gotta live the true asperger emo alcoholic lifestyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ghjo8bhNVc

what kind of whiskey you drink? im drinking four roses atm
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>>26572137
why would you post something like that dude?
fucking disgusting whale
lose weight ploz
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>>26572140
I don't actually do that, however I drink red label
but as I said before, I prefer puffing blunts to old raps
too bad I can only find brick weed here
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>>26572166
i have like 5 empty bottles of red label sitting next to me ;^)

where do you live? i dont really like weed anymore it makes me overly paranoid and worsens my anxiety
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>>26572187
if I tell you were I live you won't even answer anymore so don't bother about it
far enough, that's it
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>>26572187
If you have problems with paranoia, chew black peppercorns. Works for me. There are some studies to back it up. Some people sniff black pepper, but I've never done that.
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26 year old total virgin male here; I want to die ALL the time and I'm starting to fucking hate myself.
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>>26572210
>only getting these feelings at 26
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>>26572205
could you stop dumping hambeasts?
>>26572210
I'm just 18 and I'm already like that too
Wizardry on it's way
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>>26564970
I've done all of those.

Locked from da thread, doe.

Hope non of u lil bitches get mad.
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y not just get really close to blackout drunk but still sober enough that you'll remember everything.

I went to tha clubs like 30+ times before i kissed any lay dees but now that I've broken through the KV level I can go to any club, new to me or otherwise and at least make out with multiple hunnies if not go home with one.

>dirty neet asperger
>piss jugs
>live with my momma
>mentall illness, fetishistic bs etc etc

you'll realise that even the most alpha chads are still autists they've just been in the game longer than u. That's pretty much all it is

if ur a wizard already ur fucked, just enjoy ur powers, b urself and hope to get married a pure virgin to some awesome mature woman.

if ur like under 25 just start trying. Rejection only hurts when u can feel so get wasted or get used to rejection feels.
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>>26572197
lol why would i stop answering, you crazy nigga

>>26572205
black peppercorns? where does one get that? how does that help with paranoia, i have serious problems with it lol
tfw no gf ;_;
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>>26572275
i cant even get rejected though cus i dont know how to talk to people, i think your mistaking le autism meme for people who actually have aspergers
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>>26572275
you are not a robot then, you're just a late blooming normie
fuck you
>>26572291
because it's the norm, I have never seen anyone from my country getting answered here, and I understand it because they are cancerous as fuck
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>>26572291
u get pepper at any grocery u asperger mong

id recommend real drugs for anxiety or just being/thinking ur less of a shitty person so ur more confident etc
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>>26572237

Bruh, you don't even belong in this thread; you're young as FUCK.

You don't even get to have kissless virgin feels until you're 22; as long as you're vaguely college-aged there is modest hope.
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>>26572071
>you do not have to say a single word in a club and still get a kiss which is why it's good for robots

Umm yeah, no. Unless you are good looking.
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>>26572321
>tfw remember that used to be me
>tfw 21
>tfw just remembered i've been browsing 4chan since 2007
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>>26572321
no there isn't
I have literally every meme disease out there to some degree
I'm shitskinned
I have a cracky voice
I'm a manlet (5'9)
and I weigh 132 lbs
I'm far beyond saving
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>>26572356
meme illness* btw
always confuse these words, not a native speaker
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>>26572356
Damn bro, i'm white, 6ft, slavic, so instant 5/10 living in a chad country (Australia)

litrelly got no chance either, even failed on tinder.
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Jesus christ you guys are complete faggots.

Go clubbing, Munch on some MDMA and then look for girls that are absolutely munted and chewing their faces off.

Drugs makes picking up 99999999% easier

The chicks are already horny and craving intimacy. Plus if you're on MDMA you can talk to and connect with them easier(Though you'll still spout your useless beta shit, but they wont care because they'll be high as balls and just glad that someones talking to them)

You guys are fucking useless, honestly.
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>>26572392
thx for the heads up bro, means a lot coming from you
>MDMA
I thought this meme was gone by now
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>>26572412
It's not a meme, its the truth

My first hookup was from MDMA because it gave me the confidence to approach girls, and it makes them crave affection and intimacy.
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>>26572237
Absolutely not, anon.

Original.
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>>26572305
when did i tell u to talk with anyone? Hit da clubs fool its so loud aint nobody saying nothin. so body language means a fair bit but i always fail on that.

Just try not to be too aspergers, make moderate eye contact or heavy eye contact but not little to no eye contact.

Helps if u know what songs they are playing and can dance/sing along so brush up on the new j biebs, wknd, travis scott all the top 40 shit pretty much. If u like alt stuff and have to be a cunt hipster then go somewhere more underground/hip, read their websites and figure out which club nights play ur beats.


saturday and sunday are the two best days for getting girls but weds-fri works fine too.


Anyway don't talk to anyone and especially don't expect conversation. Once you're on a packed dancefloor its sorta like being anon, dim lights everyone is too drunk to remember u.. if ur a creep and it'll help ur confidence grab some ass and whatnot as u walk around, if ur waiting in line and ur back is turned to a girl don't be afraid to get close etc

Most of the nice, non creep behaviour is okay but won't get u noticed and if ur a chad for looks u can do some raunchy shit and get away with it.

>>26572306

did u not see that i have multiple diagnosed mental illnesses for my neetbux, live with momma pee in bottles and cans, frequently shut in and shut down etc i can out autism half u robots no problem.

i can also go autism overdrive and be autistic about getting grills or whatever
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>>26572433
YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
L E A V E
NORMIE
That's what you are
Do you want me to start REEEing at you?
Is that what you want?
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>>26572433
>Just try not to be too aspergers
jus b urself normie scum
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>>26572275
I'm not a virgin, buy my sex life has been weird.

I had sex plenty of sex at 14 because how much a retard I am wasn't apparent to the azn qt that dated me.

Then I went for 4 years as a virgin again. Those 4 years, I eventually felt like a virgin again. Except once you do it and go back to not doing it for years, the bitterness becomes unreal to bear. Except now you realize that everyone grew up and strong ones went on to do better things, including your ex gf. But you're just an ugly waste of oxygen.

This is the period of my life when I tried clubs. It was a terrible decision. I was really ugly. I would hunch my shoulders together and hump my back because I thought that it made me look like Kurt Cobain. Cringe. The problem is that eventually my body began looking like that naturally. That coupled with me being about 50lbs overweight killed my chances of getting laid no matter how drunk. Most robots will have a really hard time getting as drunk as you want them to, and once they do, they'll become uninhibited and will most likely make an ass of themselves on the back drop of a club.

Weirdly enough, through this period of time I had a lot of friends. We smoked weed and drank beers. They got better and better at getting laid and I got better and better at ingesting OD levels of opiates.

My drunk addiction became unsustainable and I began doing crazy things to feed it. The black drug bitch I was with would suck my dick every now and then but I hated her. I wanted qt and teenage love.

I went away for a year, worked out. My shoulders became nice and broad and my posture became 10/10. I lost a ton of weight. I can pull average bitches, but I have try hard and I'll spaghetti most of the time and ruin it. Looks wise, I'm Chad enough to pull 8-9/10 bitches but I'll never be able to.

Some where in between here and now I got married.

Lately I got sick with hypothyroidism and lost even more weight, I also grew out a beard. I get checked out a lot.
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>>26572433
This doesn't work in underground clubs, most people are the purely for dancing/good times with mates, not hook ups. This only works in top40 clubs that are full of wasted trashy girls.
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Boy i had to filter quite a lot of normie brag-posters in this thread, feels so comfy now though.
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>>26572489
You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>been photographed with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
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>>26572356
What does weighing 132 pounds have to do with anything? That's a normal manlet weight.
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>>26564970
>been photographed with a girl
individually or in a group?
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>>26572541
Class photos do not disqualify you anymore than a kiss from your mother does.
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>>26572525
that's skeleton tier, even for my height
yea I'm pretty skelly
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>be me
>have only gotten to third base with my gf of 7 months

What can I do to make her finally go all the way, /b/ros?
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>>26572513
Now you know the reason why I make these threads.
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>>26572356
do u mean 132kg you fat fuck
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>>26572575
132 lbs not kg you fucking cunt
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>>26572516
>>26572516
I just like pissing in your mouth and revealing the ugly the truth.

If you're in the position that you are, it means that even if you were to have sex without paying for it, you'd soon be facing the same problem.

Having sex will not give what you're looking for. Having a gf will create even more hurt.

Regardless, though, I piss in your mouth. Day and night.
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>>26572590
I don't think so tubby
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>tfw 21 and kissed a girl for the first time last week
Feels good man
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>>26572594
You don't know a thing about me pal
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>>26572597
yea i'm surely fat with those 10 inch biceps
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>>26564970
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
Sure
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
Yes
>enjoyed the company of females
Definitely
>held a girls hand
Yes
>been photographed with a girl
Yes

BUT IT WOULD BE NICE IF SHE WASN'T A FUCKING TRANNY NOW WHO JUST TALKS SHIT ABOUT TUMBLR ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND SPENDS ALL HER TIME TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE NOW AND ALSO SHITPOSTING

I DON'T LIKE FEELING FUCKING REPLACED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26572604
Fucking normie. Why are you even here?
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>>26572612
WHO YOU REEEING AT?
YOU'RE THE NORMIE HERE
IASDUSli
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26572640
Relax. It was a man.
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>>26564970
>>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
This is the only one I fail on. In high school there was this girl who would stare at me as a "game". I dont know what the fuck she was doing, but she just stared at me for a minute sometimes and even when I stared back she kept staring. She wasnt weird or anything she was just "messing" with me and I couldnt think of anything else when she was doing that, every day I would think of her. She was actually quite a popular girl
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>>26572640
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE KNOWING THE FACT YOU WERE FUCKING INCHES AWAY FROM THE NORMIE LIFE BUT FAILED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE A GIRL YOU LIKED WANTED YOUR FUCKING DICK AT ONE POINT

I WAS SO CLOSE

SO FUCKING CLOSE

ALL THE LEWD THINGS I COULD HAVE DONE

AND NOW SHE'S A TRANNY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>fall in love with anyone who gives you a minimum sign of attention

Im pathetic
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I was forced to hold girls' hands in school. Please don't lock me out for that.
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>>26572690
>tranny gf
>normal life
what is this degeneracy?
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>>26572489
The girl I dated at 15 didn't give the slightest fuck how much of a loser I was

The guy who fucked more girls than anyone else I know by far is now also the poorest most pathetic loser who's addicted to girls and drugs to a point where he doesn't even date attractive ones anymore and can't hold a job for 2 months
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>>26572610
Cool imperial measurements, lard-bro. Pretty sure that's around half a metre or so.
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>>26572629
At a bar and I got really drunk and it just happened :) I'm still a loser m8
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>>26572722
She wasn't always a transgender, only since last year. She was pretty fucking cute before then.

She is literally a shitposter now.
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>>26572667
You realised you could have used that to your advantage, right?
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>>26572433
>just dont be asperger

lol just beee urself ;^)

too beta ddue
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>tfw 18 and got laid two weeks ago with a 35 year old milf
>feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>26572736
Because he has charisma.
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>>26572761
How? She was 16 and had a 22 year old drug dealer boyfriend who she was living with (yeah I dont fucking know, I guess her parents had no idea what he was up to). On twitter she had pics and statues of her partying all the time and she had tatoos and everything meanwhile I was an autistic loser with no friends. She was nice to look at though, and sometimes she'd want to walk with me home from school, we didn't really talk about anything important but it was nice
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>>26572796
statuses* lol
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>>26572784
No he was just too stupid to have the same level of self awareness everyone else has making them doubt themselves all the time, which is why he can't get his shit together now.
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>>26572828
this
I think this is probably the reason most robots are somewhat smart
too bad it's aware smart and not street smart
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>>26572796
And there lies your problem. You're comparing yourself to someone else. Other people literally do not matter.

Maybe she didn't want a dropkick drug dealing boyfriend and was only with him because he paid her attention?

You don't know anyones story, anyones feelings, or anyones thoughts.

At the very least you could have made a female friend.
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>>26572903
She wanted him as her cuck

Duh
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>>26572903
>At the very least you could have made a female friend.

Lol see what'd I say, even you know what's up somewhat, being a cuck yourself
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>>26572959
As her orbiter, you mean.
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>>26572996
finally posting a hot chick, huh?
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>>26572974
Theres nothing wrong with having female friends? You say that like its a bad thing.

Actually i have a gorgeous 20yo weaboo waifu thats in a DD/LG relationship with me. Try again.
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>>26573008
nothing wrong besides making you blue balled?
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>>26573004
It's the same as the girl in these posts >>26572569
>>26572137
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>>26573008
>DD/LG
What is this shit?
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>>26573030
If you get blue balled over having just a female friend you got more issues than i thought.
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>>26573031
Stop posting her man, she grosses me out.
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>>26573034
Daddy Dom / Little Girl

She's very immature, acts like a 12/13 year old.
the world is frightening to her and im her protector and i take care of her. She looks up to me and worships me for it.

I basically just treat her as i would a young daughter, with the added bonus of sex.
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>>26573044
Get the fuck off my thread.

>>26573042
Not him, but you clearly don't know what you're talking about.
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>>26573042
issue is my surname
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>>26573053
Dude, good catch. But doesn't it freak you out that mentally you're fucking a child?
Also is she fat desu? Because fat grills are disgusting.
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>>26573076
News flash: all women, mentally, are children. You can either get used to it or join the priesthood.
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>>26573086
Seriously, you cant enjoy looking at that hambeast can you? Not all woman are children, they only pretend to be because that is what men like and they know it.
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>>26573076
Not fat. Dresses in Lolita style outifts regulalry, she's super cute. Only thing that annoys me is sometimes her immaturity can get a bit much.

And not at all, she roleplays being 12/13 regularly, i love it.
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>>26573103
You're giving them more credit than you should in thinking that their minds operate the way ours do.

Also, what's so "gross" about her? She has great tits, a great ass, you can rest your head on her belly when you're finished with her or let her wrap her big arms around you, not to mention she's soft. You just have poor taste, desu, and I suspect you're the guy from my last thread who insisted on posting muscled girls who were essentially guys with breasts, which I imagine were pretty hard too.
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>>26573144
No i wasn't that guy. Muscled girls are also just disgusting. Maybe it's me but i am repulsed by fat in general. Ok a little is fine with me but triple lovehandels are just making me vomit. Its you that has the bad taste since you favour woman who dont take care of themselves. Maybe that also says something about you.
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>>26573144
yea, her ass is big, if you ignore the wrinkles and the fucking fat rolls
disliking fatties =! liking musclegirls
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Yeah i'll take my mentally fucked up little girl any day over that bloated whale.
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>>26573222
Trips of truth
>original commento
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>>26573169
>>26573212
>>26573222
Fat is feminine. Think about it. Housewives don't have time for exercise and mothers tend to gain weight when pregnant. It's natural. Anyway, as evidenced by the girl whose photos I dumped when I started this thread, I also like thin girls. I just won't lose sleep when I finally find a girl (kek) and she doesn't look the same ten years later. What are they supposed to do? Spend hours at the gym or on a fucking stair-master? To hell with that. Enjoy life.
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>>26573236
>Fat is feminine
Bruh. It's not. But whatever gets your dick hard man, if thats what you like sure, you can have rhe fatties.
Have fucked a girl that was slightly overweight and two weeks ago a milf that was really fit. Gotta say i really prefer the fit ones. Tighter and better to look at.
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>>26573236
My little girl doesn't spend any time at the gym. She just eats right and walks lots(Doesn't drive unless she has to)

There is literally no excuse for being fat.
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>>26573281
This tbqh desu.
Even though metabolism is a bitch, just watch what you eat and exercise a little. It's not that hard.
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>>26573278
I had a friend once whose dad would always tell us
>riding a fat girl is like riding a moped. It's a lot of fun, but don't let anyone see you doing it.

>>26573281
You don't even fucking belong here. You get sex every fucking day. You're like a college kid who still goes to high school parties.
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>>26573236
And wtf @ housewives dont have time for excercise.

My little girls mother has the body of a mid-late 20's girl, and she's late 37. She does regular situps and goes for runs in the morning. That is complete bullshit.
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>>26573236
>Fat is feminine
Where the fuck you think you are dude? Tumblr?
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>>26573315
Honestly, I'd make a belly-gf containment thread, but you normies can't even keep your hands off that.
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>>26573236
only a kv could think this


once u actually fuck some fatties and some teeny anorexic hoes u will find that somewhere in the middle is best.


soft but no rolls
thick but not so thick that they are heavier than u can lift or too thick to really ram it in there without just hips smashing.
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>>26566112
>>26564970
>>26566628
>>26567941
>flat ass
>cottage cheese thighs
>barely any tits
Wew it's fucking nothing
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>>26573338
I can deal with chubby, but full blown fat is just nasty.
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>>26573350
Damn it, once the sun rises anywhere in the first world the fucking normies come creeping back in. Next are you going to tell me how to get girls? I'd fucking love that.
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>>26573371
ive been up all night telling u how to get girls and being 10x the robot u are lil bish nigga
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>>26573420
None of those posts were me. I tried to just ignore that you were here. Why *are* you here? Didn't you read the OP? There's a hundred other threads here.>>26573420
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>>26573435
>put a bunch of gay rules on a thread
>probably forget ur on finnish fishing forum
>cry when u have to hide anons
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>>26564970
I used to come to /r9k/ around when they took off the filter initially. It was dumb but I felt like there may be somewhere I could browse that wasnt like the rest of the internet and maybe converse with people like me.

Now every time I come here I cant browse for a minute without some normalfag thread or post. I feel like everyone here now just pretends to be an out cast for "fun".
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>>26573460
The rules are the post. Should I just leave it blank next time? A post about nothing for normies like you to come here and whip us into shape?
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>call the wrong number
>girl answers
>Still think about the event 10 months on
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>>26573460
Hell, I'll add on to >>26573475 Maybe *you* should make the post instead. I'll stay out of it.
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>>26573475
Either way we'll be here. The ride never ends and the lime between normie and robot is only an illusion.

If u put rules up and cry it does make it fun time to fun post

>>26573465
i wish newfags like this would just stay off r9k as 9001 isnt about being autistic or a fag
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>>26573506
>newfags
did you even read my post
>r9k as 9001 isnt about being autistic or a fag
it wasnt, but it turned into that natrually but now its being taken over again
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Well, alright. Back to dumping then.
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Yes to all greentexted ones. Yet I'm still here watcha gone do about it? still a virgin though
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>>26573539
why dude?
nobody likes that shit
you're doing it for attention?
you want to fap to fatties, do it alone
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>>26573554
You know, once the normals wake up I should really just let this thread die.

>>26573585
I'm doing it because 4chan is not a democracy.
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>>26573532
okay so ur here from the veeeeery beginning? Then u left because ur just an autist fag and not a reeeeel robot? now u come back during an upswing of faggotry, shit around for a while and cry about it being "taken over"

Y r u here? U dont seem to enjoy it.. all of you guys just cry together and feel bad feels like bad robots. b good robots instead of discussing ur future cuckdoms.

If u really r sad and a cuck mb just kill urself, if u r really so set on being the worst self u can b just end it. and that goes to all robots/people
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>>26573606
your grammar is really going downhill. are you getting angry?
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>>26573539
If I didn't have self respect now, I sure wouldn't after dating one of these things. Using my hand is a lot cheaper then keeping my pantries full for this woman and eating out everyday.
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>>26573618
my grammar was impeccable u dipstick

ur reading comprehension is third world level of shit
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>>26573618
now tell me y u dont kill urself?
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>>26573638
>>26573653
So that's a yes. Maybe seeing a fat girl really does get your blood running? Just consider it. :^)
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>>26573338
stop posting this ugly fat unattractive tubblr looking whore.

your taste is shit and she's shit
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>>26573667
Didn't I just tell u no?

Ur avoiding my questions, can i also assume thats a yes?

>>26573667
I've fucked fatter and it was meh I've fucked thinner and curvier/bustier womens too and I can still say that if u were to actually bed one of these hamplanets u have developed an animae waifu obsession with u would probably want to vomit when u actually felt their naked inner thigh or tried to put ur hand on their waist.

is ur mass also enormous? do u gravitate towards hamplanets

maybe ur mom never loved u right and she was always a fat lay deee so now u have a deep desire for fatty affection?

maybe ur self worth is non existent, u convince urself that fat girls are attractive because u fapped too much to normal girls, u think a fatty like this would b genuine enough to see the real u being urself and love u for it? haha
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>>26572373
Nigga there's nothing here, we have to leave the country to even have a chance. I just don't even know where to go, but that's the dream.

Think about how remote and disconnected we are from the rest of the western world. There's nothing here. If you're not a "sik cunt" or a lad like everyone else, you have no hope.
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>>26571917
Sauce on her, boss ?
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>>26573735
Please leave this board, your typing is giving me an aneurism
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>>26573873
u dont like it then u leave im having a good time carrot nose emojo
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>>26572210
>only starting to hate yourself at 26
I started hating myself at 14. 21 now, I can barely tolerate my own existence.
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