>desperately want offspring
>too scared/shy to talk to men
guess ill never be a mother
>>26564753
Ha ha ha ha
How long have you browsed this board
>>26564761
three years if my memory is correct. i just need to vent because my biological clock is irritating the fuck out of me.
>>26564796
Why not treat /r9k/ like an extremely fucked up eharmony site and just wait forever too get too know someone?
>>26564753
Are you decent looking?
why cant you just forget about it? christ
women irk me so god damn much
>muh gotta have kids
>muh gotta get married
>muh gotta breed gotta breed breed breed breed
it's like you are fucking animals who cant place any value on life beyond our ape roots
>>26564753
There's always adoption. There are sperm banks. You can always become a teacher or a carer for young people. You can act as a mentor or a tutor. You can be a babysitter.
Shit. Think of something, if you want it so badly.
Please will you be my wife?
>>26564829
no. i have a round face, ugly features, and acne. im also a tomboy and that makes my dating pool even smaller.
tick
tockdont worry the state will be your provideryou fucking selfish leech
>baby crazy gf
I know that feel OP.
I have dreams about having a little girl but I don't like most men and sex is kinda gross to me. :/
>>26564753
>tfw 3 fembot feel threads on the first page
this is a shitty state of affairs
do you want only the baby or the whole package? lby package I mean a husband, love, a house etc
>>26564887
Round faces aren't bad I don't know why people think they are
>>26564856
We literally exist to pass on our genes. We've been selected for this - we're not descended from people who didn't want children, after all. Having children makes your genes immortal, and that's pretty awesome.
Everyone has that cool aunt or uncle with no children who travelled the world, but most people over 35 without children are miserable wrecks.
>>26564753
>>26564796
Just share a Chad like all the other roasties.
**Oh right there are no such thing as fembots**
>>26564856
That applies to men in response to feminine things
Makeup-get us guys attention
gossip-talking about us guys
Shes Talking to you as a friend- oh shes super into me
Men or women that think those ways are toxic
>>26564753
A cat is fine too :^)
Original robots
>>26564963
well fuck that noise, i reject that concept. i dont give 2 shits if my family dies with me.
>mfw women are literally slaves to their monkey genes
>>26564887
Round faces can be qt. Jewel Staite and Leelee Sobieski come to mind.
Acne will go away by your mid-20's unless you're guzzling fast food and soda.
Tomboys have a lot of appeal to guys. I'd love to have a GF I could go camping with.
>>26564753
You are like me but I am a guy
>>26564963
Except 99% of species that have ever existed died out. Even if you manage to reproduce in this age with such low birth rates it's more than likely your lineage will die down the line or conquered and assimilated.
If you're a female you have a better chance of passing genes. 80% of females in the past were able to reproduce while only 40% of males were able to reproduce.
>>26564940
probably want the house
for herself
>>26564887
I actually really like tomboys
>>26564940
I don't think I could find a husband as I'm very unattractive. A house would be nice, I like living with my family though.
>>2656501
It's hormonal acne. The pill made it go away but it also made me gain weight so I stopped it.
>>26564887
None of that shit matters.
I'm too messed up to date but I wouldn't care if my gf was ugly or had acne or was tomboyish.
The acne can be fixed, at least, anyway. Clindamycin phosphate. Bam.
>>26565046
I'm an extreme tomboy. I wear a chest binder because I can't stand having boobs and I go by a male version of my girly name. Most guys would hate that.
plz date me where do you live oh god please be my girlfriend I'm crying what city are you in? please bb
>>26564963
You are going to be dead anyways. Unless you are rich or talented, why keep breeding mediocre people?
>>26565058
Anyway I guess I'm wrong to say it doesn't matter. some guys care more about looks.
but I care a lot more about personality than looks
>>26565086
That's way over the top.
>>26565086
Show me a pic, then I'll consider you.Implying that even happens, lol
>MFW I'm a trust fund brat who is going to get implanted with a test tube BB in May
>MFW donor is a 6'2" green-eyed blonde med student
>MFW I get to pick my own frozen embryos from a batch to make sure it's not retarded or a boy
>>26565131
I know, but it makes me more comfortable.
>>26565150
You know... You could clone yourself. How cool would that be? You get to give yourself the perfect childhood you never got and your genes truly live forever
>>26565150
Why would you carry it? You are just a surrogate at that point.
You might as well adopt because it wont be your genetic offspring. Sounds like a lot of pain for nothing.
>>26565207
Simple, she wants a superior kid other than those mere, worthless, third world adoptables.
>would love nothing more than to start a traditional family and be happy
>know that all of the decent women were taken immediately after highschool
>only sluts on the cock carousel and single mothers remain
Fuck it, I'd rather die a virgin than go that route.
>>26565150
>being a single mother
Poor kid
>"I want to be pregnant."
>"Being pregnant sucks."
Explain.
>>26565207
It's my egg so the kid is half me. But yeah, if the pregnancy is really rough or my uterus gives out I'm definitely going to outsource daughter #2.
>>26565150
do they measure your height before you can jizz in a cup for them? like do they make you take your shoes off and everything?
i feel some mischief brewing..perhaps involving some lifted insoles in my shoes to jack me up like 4 inches to 6 feet
>>26564753
if you put your soles on my cock, then i'll give you children
>>26565232
>all of the decent women were taken immediately after highschool
Does that go for guys, too? The best lads paired up with the best girls. Now they are living happy lives.
Shit, but attractive, people will be alright. They'll go on slutting sprees and choose ignorance.
Then there's the rest of us.
>>26565239
>Slows you down
>Nauseau for the first trimester
>Strangers come up and give you advice and/or try touching your belly
>Painful birth
On the other hand,
>flooded with all sorts of drug-like hormones
>Feel natural and primitive
>Can make husband make me smoothies every day
>Natural bond with babu
>>26564887
I WILL SUCK THE SWEAT OFF YOUR BODY AND DRINK YOUR PERIOD
PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER, ADDRESS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
>>26565256
they take your shoes off silly anon
have you never been to the doctors?
>>26564887Show us a pic, Tomboy. It can't be that bad.
>>26564887
post your boyfeet
>>26565375
>>26565348
I don't want to show my face.
>>26565419
come on femanon, you know the drill. take off those socks and show us the goods.
>>26565419
You are the most beautiful person I've ever seen I love you
Where do you live sweetie? What state?
Plz bb
>>26565419
Poast a picture of the cat
>>26565419
Wait, no.
>Hairy legs
OKAY GUYS, WE ALL FELL FOR IT, TIME TO GO HOME, THIS IS A BAIT POST, SEE YOU ALL AT LUNCH TIME, GOODBYE.
>>26565489
i don't shave my legs. tomboy.
>>26565471
it's a doge
>>26565453
>>26564753
>women can adopt
>>26565535
I like the leg hair. Not being smart. I really do like it.
>>26565535
Well, if you're that way, show your waist.
>>26565551
Healthy YT kids up for adoption are like unicorns.
>>26564887
THIS SSHIT STILL GETS TONS OF FUCKIGN REPLIES FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS
>>26565535
Kek no wonder you cant get knocked up. Regardless of what the media tells you real men dont like hairy women. Fags and liberal pansies will deal with hairy women because the media tells them to. Fucking take care of yourself and get dick. Quit your bitching, at my prime I can't get laid put some effort into your life you lazy cunt.
(i know youre a dude tho)
>>26565606
The media told me that I should be disgusted with female body hair and so does pop culture. I don't know what kind of crack you're smoking.
And I still love women with body hair.
>>26565535
how conformable would you be stepping on my face with your naked feet
>>26565624
Was the last time you turned on the TV 1998?
>>26564887
Since you're a tomboy, bet you wouldn't mind showing us some tits, eh?
>>26565582
people wait years and pay thousands of dollars to adopt healthy, white newborns. adopting through the state foster system is free and faster but you will probably end up with a older child who is either disabled or traumatized.
>>26565606
i don't care what guys think. i ike my leg hair.
>>26565675
Thats my point idiot. You want kids but you dont care what anyone thinks. Life is not a fairytale where you get to be yourself and live happily ever after with the man of your dreams. You conform, settle, find what numbs the pain and die.
>>26565699
it's just leg hair
>>26565740
Its your attitude. It proves you won't compromise and you want to be treated like a special snowflake princess that gets whatever they want. Its unattractive and its the reason you'll die alone because if you haven't figured that out by now you're never going to change.
>>26564887
be my ugly tomboy gf
>>26564887
show bagina, pls.
>>26565419
>>26565535
>hairy legs
Please say yes to this >>26565799
hairy legs are my fetish
>>26565778
i don't shave my pits or crotch or happy trail either. i bet that pisses you off. :)
>>26565845
>i don't shave my pits or crotch or happy trail either.
p-pics
>>26565845
Oh i don't care what you do with your miserable life. You came bitching and i told you how to fix it. Being spiteful is yet another unattractive trait by the way.
>>26565845
i will kill myself on livestream right fucking now if you don't skype me
twitch tv / 161884
>>26565845
Don't listen to >>26565778 you are special and deserve to get want you want
Plz bb sweetie my sweetie plz date me where do you live what state can you give me an email or kik or Twitter I can contact you on sweetie plz
>>26565933
Kek. Keep begging for pussy. Its worked so far hasn't it?
>>26565933
It's a dude. Nothing more. Let the thread die.
>>26565933
kill yourself pajeet
"MM bby my dick so big you liek this :)"
>>26565951
I literally have fucked over 60 women using this exact strategy
>>26564902
You heard it here lads, indesputable proof of the 80/20 theory straight from the mouth of a fembot
Feel free to leave at any time btw, you worthless whore.
>>26565975
And a nigerian prince gave me a vast fortune
just kill yourself
>>26564963
>most people over 35 without children are miserable wrecks.
I'm gonna need to see some sources
I'd rather ride motorcycles, drive sports cars, get drunk, smoke cigs, go hiking, jack off every day, have tons of disposable income and shit than have kids my man
>>26566015
I am literally getting my dick sucked right now from a woman who I told "oh god plz love me bb I need you so much I'm crying"
>>26564963
It doesn't make your genes immortal. For one every generation you lose half your genes. On top of that you lose more genes to mutation. You're better off carving your name in some rock if you want to leave an immortal legacy.
>>26565845
im begging you to post a picture of your hairy underarms
please femanon pleease fasdfasdf
it's not often my fetish comes up like this
UGH for the sake of humanity
if any roastie here who browses 4chan wants a kid
please dont
>>26566149
I want to get a qt homely fembot with mental illness pregnant
breeders are soo fucking annoying
>>26566141
it's surprisingly difficult to take a picture of your own armpit
[email protected]
I'll be your bf right now if you email me at my throwaway
>>26564753
I think OP may have single-handedly convinced me to get a vasectomy
I don't want to deal with this bullshit
>>26566235
thank you. i would do lewd things to your underarms
>>26565648
>Was the last time you turned on the TV 1998?
Pretty much, actually.
bumping b8 thread
>>26567101
Why would you do that, sire?
>>26564753
>desperately want offspring
>forceing an innocent being into this world
woman are evil
Me and a "fembot" had a baby. We're not in a relationship, she just wanted a baby and I figured why not. We take turns raising it now, she gets one months I get the next.
im begging you to not have a child, you really want him/her to endure this suffering? if you do i hope its a malformed REEEing autist who sucks up all your time and money
>>26567247
I plan on having multiple children (more than 6)
>>26567276
Good, more retarded kids on your end. I hope they're in foster care.
>>26567276
please no, i have a strong compassion for those who were born mentally fucked. its not that i dont want you to be happy. i wish someone could have warned my mom, i just don't want whats happened to me to happen to somone else
if anything adopt, those foster kids are already checked into life, you could at least make theyre lives easier by givingthem a home since its too late for them to go back
>>26567383
I plan on adopting one child
the rest of mine will be biological
>>26564856
THAT'S ALL THE ARE GOOD FOR ANON
