>onahole arrived today
>came 6 times today
holy fuck, thank god for the japs, this is perfect
pic related, what I got
>>26562746
noicebrleoaskdnlfnweds ebin:^)
>>26562746
A mans fall.
Id feel sad if i were you
>doesn't even get at least a venus real
you fucked up poorfag
>>26562746
>6 times
>6
TELL ME YOUR SECRET ANON!
>having to stick your finger inside to clean the cum out each time
>>26562909
>not just licking it all like a whore
Pleb
Does it make a lot of noise when it's sliding in and out? Would someone outside my room hear?
>>26562909
just stick it under the sink and turn it inside out meng
>>26562895
drink plenty of water and eat good meals.
Got my air tenga two days ago, watched POV videos and the orgasm was great
>>26563016
*squish squish splurb squelch, squish squish splurb*
>>26562895
What, you can't even do that with just your hand?
>>26563247
More like I am too bored to do it more than once a day.
>>26563110
>tengashit
you got jew'd hard my friend
>>26562746
Soon as they build one that can make a bacon sandwich women with be considered antiquated hardware.
>>26563416
Not him, but what if I want a flip for easy cleaning?
>>26563431
Everything tenga is trash compared to the competition, don't bother.
>>26563469
Suck a dick cunt my tenga fliphole black is my waifu. It does an amazing job and just because my pocket pussy didn't look like a 5 year old pussy in a animu doesn't mean its shit.
>>26562802
>being a slave to the vaginal jew
>>26562746
Best value fuck toy?
>tfw prostate massager showed up yesterday
Is this lube good? What do girls smell like?
>>26562909
What is a dishwasher?
>>26563950
>That glorious feel when using a prostate massager while wearing panties
>that feel when you came and,sit there, waiting for the cum to dry up
Best feeling ever
>>26563966
>put jizz in dishwasher
>water rinses jizz out
>all your dishes are now covered in jizz particles
>eat food and jizz particles off dishes
>you are now a faggot for eating jizz
>>26563830
You only think that because you know nothing about onaholes or toys in general.
Go educate yourself on /jp/
>>26562746
>2016
>still being controlled by a vagina
They'll learn one day OP
pic is mine
>>26562909
As long as it's my cum I don't really care. Fuck, I'd lick and eat it up if I had to
>>26564271
Half ribbed/half riveted
>>26564303
lmao6inch
>decide to make my own starch-light
>make preparations, look through the carrots
>find medium size one, looks like it's bigger than my dick
>stick it in, do the pour
>few hours pass, decide to use it
>it's too small
>can't even force my way in, end up just destroying it
Feels good, man.
>>26563865
One is a human being and one is a product which costs money, either way you are falling for some kind of jew if you are forced to pay for sex cuckmaster.
>>26564461
My favorite home made one was two sponges, a latex glove, and a pringles can. Easy set up, easy clean up. Just flush the glove down the toilet when your done. And when you take it apart when your not using it no one suspects a thing.
>>26564545
>Just flush the glove down the toilet when your done.
Nigger what.
>>26564569
Get a box of 500 elastic gloves for like $5.
No use spending time cleaning it out every time you use it unless your down to the last one.
>>26564608
Latex*
Not elastic
>>26564608
No you aren't supposed to fucking flush latex. Or diapers, paper towels tampons or anything other than human waste and toilet paper.
It's not even an environmental issue. They're *your* pipes.
They're OK but cleaning up annoys me. I fuck my onahole with a condom to avoid the clean up. Still feels bretty gud.
>>26564657
>flush latex, paper towels, small random stuff, and other non shit things for the past 5 years
>nothing bad has ever happened
Do you live in a third world country or something?
My toilet is basically like my trashcan.
who >ejaculates and lets it dry on crotch and stomach here?
I deliberately soap down every part of my body but my junk for a few days when I shower just to get the stink of cum nice and thick. It's currently pretty strong and it's already getting me horny. Should I use my onahole to cum or should I prostate massage + hand so that I can lick up that backed up cum when I'm done?
>>26564698
I'm not him but you're a fucking retard. I hope you're renting or still live with your parents.
There's no way a home owner would do something that retarded
>>26564881
You should off yourself
>>26564698
Dude, seriously? I think you need to educate yourself.
>>26564928
I'm sorry your pipes are made of bamboo and banana leafs. I doubt they could handle a big American shit if they can't handle light piece of latex and some paper.
>>26564881
Kill yourself you freak
>>26563965
Just get Peace lube from nls
>prostate massager and onahole at the same time
I don't think it's healthy to orgasm as much as I do.
>>26564935
>>26565016
>normies
get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out
>>26565007
Your poor parents.
Just because you can get it down down't mean it isn't doing damage or creating a bigger problem for the future.
I would tell you to google it, but you seem to enjoy being ignorant.
>>26565061
>not knowing /r9k/ is the coolest hipster hang out
Get with the times man
240 Volt Fuck Master Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.
you ugys are pathetic.
![12151133_566f7bf8b97f9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8vfcmsl.jpg "12151133_566f7bf8b97f9[1].jpg")
Got this one recently. Shit is so cash.
I seriously hope none of you fell for the women meme.
>>26565096
>been flushing that stuff down the toilet every day for the past 5 years.
If something bad were to happen it would've happened. I live in a fairly new house. Sorry you're living in poverty.
>unemployed
>can only afford rent for one more month
>all this talk of onaholes is motivating me towards looking for a job
Now I just have to get over my crippling fear of rejection.
>>26565007
Seriously man, they're probably building up over time, then one day it eventually blocks, and they will investigate the blockage, then they will find your company filled gloves.
Quit whilst you're ahead
>>26563016
all the squishes and splurts make it even better
>>26565166
>If something bad were to happen it would've happened.
Ironclad logic
And whatever dude, I'm just trying to give you some advice that will benefit you as an adult. Don't listen.
>>26565170
>this thread has made me consider stop flushing cigarette butts down the toilet
I don't really want to start keeping a ziploc bag of them around but fuck ruining a toilet with them.
>>26562746
did you get a onahole warmer to go with it?
nothing beats a well heated, well lubed tight onahole with good suction
>>26565166
I had a roommate like you, once.
He did that shit a lot. Even going as far as throwing a grocery plastic bag in the toilet for whatever fucking reason.
Then he threw kitty litter in it.
Not the wood pulp, easily soluble type.
He threw the ''when wet, turns into concrete'' type.
>>26565262
I just read a couple articles about why not to flush latex (condoms) down the toilet. It's really just because people have to pick them out of the sewers later. Not because it clogs your pipes.
Someone has to do a dirty job. So fucking what.
>tfw uncut natural onahole foreskin sleeve master race
>>26565310
>he doesn't go in cold with barely any lube
>>26565325
Well I don't give a shit about that but it's not my house so if they find a clog and find out it's like 300 cigarette butts backed up in a pipe I'd be pretty fucked. Articles seem to go back and forth between ooooh scary clog and some environmental bullshit.
>>26565325
Golden rule faggot
>>26565467
>300 cigarette butts in the pipes
You don't smoke indoors, do you?
>>26565467
My point is why inconvenience your self for the convenience of others. As long as your not flushing hand fulls down at a time, that shit is not gonna clog.
>>26565497
I'm sure that's made your live a whole lot better. That's why you're posting here right?
>tfw circumcised
>onahole feels no different from hand at all
>if not enough lube is used, dick bleeds
>can't get refund
why jews why
>>26565559
>My point is why inconvenience your self for the convenience of others.
>>26565546
No but I also don't like leaving them on the ground so I shove them in the lid of the box then go flush them.
>>26565559
Well technically I've done that a few times. Maybe I'll just go pour some drano down it tomorrow and call it good.
>>26565584
Something must be wrong with your dick or your onahole. I'm circumcised and I have leg shaking orgasms from my onahole every day. Way better than I could have with just my hand. My dick has also never bled from masturbation.
>>26565610
>oh no! the guy who's paid to clean up shit is cleaning up shit! I better stop shitting!
2farcucked
>>26562746
> fap with onahole
> dick is itchy
> decide to turn it inside out even though its not suppose to
> mold everywhere
>>26563965
girls or their juices? Cause girl juice smells like ball sweat.
Yep, thats why you fags enjoy sniffing your balls.
>>26565695
I guess I'll be spending the extra money and buying the flip then.
>>26565752
As long as you're not a retard and clean your onahole properly, it will never get moldy.
>>26565752
Just clean your onahole.
Use light antibacterial hand soap and your finger while cleaning with warm water. When you dry it use a microfiber cloth. Using a chop stick makes it easier to push the cloth down farther.
>>26565695
>Rubbing your dick all over with the rotting corpses of literally billions of your potential offspring
>>26565732
>Cause girl juice smells like ball sweat.
Okay, I'm leaving now
>>26564061
>what is protein
>what are sick gainz
confirmed for not gonna make it
>>26563966
An onahole melting machine.
>>26565732
>>26565846
that's even true you fucking virgins.
vaginas smell like dry piss and something else unique. cannot describe 2 u virginal fags
>>26566070
have you ever not showered for a week? Your crotch smells like vagina.
>>26563016
I never even thought of that, now I really want one
I had a cheap fleshlight and ended up blasting through the side of it. I want an onahole but don't know where to buy one legit. Where did you get this?
>>26563420
XD great meme good sir!!!
>>26562746
how much does something like that cost?
>>26567485
>>>/jp/onahole
There's a pastebin there that'll help you out.
>>26564303
Can you fit in that tiny thing?
>>26567508
You can get a decent onahole you'll have to throw out in a few months for $30 plus shipping. Good onaholes are like $80+.
>>26567563
For fucks sake's I could have used this
>>26567563
I was gonna link them to /jp/ but I didn't want to shit up their board/thread with normalfags from /r9k/
so many nasty perverts in this thread. you better hope your family or future gfs never see your pocket pussies or your done. nobody will date you, nobody will hire you, family will have hard time inviting you t othe dinner table you little nasty fuckers.
>>26567675
As long as they read the pastebin before asking dumb shit in the thread, it's fine.
>>26567700
Jokes on you, my gf is CEO of a pocket pussy manufacturing company and got me a cushy job in the accounting department. Our family gets together for dinner every week and we give them unreleased onaholes and fleshlights to test out for us.
>>26567576
I wondered why I saw some as cheap as 20 bucks.
>>26567851
There are some as cheap as $10, but it's literally shoving your dick in rubber. Not enjoyable.
My main onahole costs around $30 dollars. Got it while I was in Japan. This one >>26564271
I also got a few $5 ones that are still in good condition.
>>26567569
They stretch. a lot. Unless your dick is 8 inches you wouldn't have any problem getting in it. If I wanted too I could probably fit my fist in that. It would probably ruin the hole though.
>tfw mild phimosis
Which onahole should I get?
What's the difference between a fleshlight and a onahole?
>>26568343
>>>/google/
This information I am giving you is totally original.
>>26568343
pretty much all fleshlights are different from onaholes, probably because all onaholes are different. there are so many different brands ou tthere it is basically just hit and miss until you know what you personally like.
