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>tfw ex-bf never made a move on me for over 6 months
>tfw finally left him for someone who initiates
>tfw ex-bf's been slandering my name to everyone he knows
Sounds like my ex bf except he dumped me and told me that I should "wait" for him to make up his mind on what he wants... and then got mad 6 months later that I had moved on and wasn't waiting around for him.
Why are men so retarded?
Pic related, wish I'd seen this picture before I got too emotionally invested.
>tfw work got around at work I slept with 23 guys
>now every guys at work is hitting on me
God I should have knew better then talk to these gossiping cunts.
what the hell do you even mean make a move? he was your bf but you were never intimate or?
>>26561185
she means she expects the man to solve her problems.
If you wanted to have sex with him then why wouldn't you just let him know that?
>try to initiate
>she accuses you of rape
yeah I think I'll let the girl make the move to be fair femily
>>26561085
>be 25
>never had sex
>try to hook up with stranger at party
>get hole poked in vagina with long-ass fingernails
>go home and watch sad movies
>>26561185
yeah, we were never intimate
>>26561317
that's such a huge turnoff
>>26561345
this is the most bullshit excuse
>>26560740
FUCK YOU SARAH YOU FUCKING CUNT
>boyfriends I've had leave because of unpredictable bipolar mood swings wherein I shut away from them and ignore them
>alone forever
>>26560740
Why didn't you make a move?
>muh passivity
>>26561405
ouch, you should always look at the persons finger before you get finger fucked. Good thing I learned that lesson by myself
>read this thread
>throw up
Women and their bleedy crabby genitals are truly disgusting.
I am gladder and gladder each day that I am becoming gayer and gayer each day.
Peace.
>>26561416
>this is the most bullshit excuse
How is it bullshit when I've heard it happen from a friend?
You underestimate the amount power you cunt holders have in this society.
>>26561446
Hope is not lost. I pull this same shit but have had a sweet and understanding boyfriend for the past four years. My secret? Shoot well below your own league. I'm talking pizza faced, gyno ridden fatties with little to no job prospects. He will love you unconditionally. Just make sure he's not a robot, r9k does horrible things to men.
>>26561542
Pizza faced, gyno ridden fatty with little to no job prospects reporting.
Bonus: I also have a small penis
>>26561568
>Just make sure he's not a robot, r9k does horrible things to men.
>roasties can't wait two weeks before hopping on one of the ten thousand cocks thrown at them every day
>complain about the 1 in 200 males who want to "take it slow"
Never change, whores.
>>26561416
>that's such a huge turnoff
Holy fuck. Women...
I bet you just lay there expecting him to do all the work in bed too.
>>26561679
Pretty much. Every sexual interaction is on their bullshit plausible deniability "you're in danger no matter what terms."
Male, you must initiate! Then I can:
>call you a creep and laugh in your face on social media, ruining your reputation
>say you raped and harassed me and call the police
>OR maybe lie back and let you pleasure me if I feel like it and there isn't a better dick nearby
"Relationships" don't exist with women.
>>26560740
You aren't a Robot and Fembots don't exist.
>ex bf
You've been in a relationship...
>>26560740
So fembots, how's life on easy mode?
>every girl ITT has either had bfs or sex
Women live on easy mode, none of you are robots. Women can't be lonely.
>6ft
>two stable jobs
>new car
>nice townhouse
>5x5 uncut dick
I'm overweight but like, don't look obese, just have some muffin top and thigh fat. Used to be linebacker in HS and two years of uni.
Would you date me fembots
I've made one girl squirt and two pass out from sex, but idk, my dick's not that big.
>'fem'bots proving again that they are horrible human beings, all in an attempt to garner a scrap of negative validation and attention from the only source of male attention and validation they have available to them
>>26560740
wow,i can't even believe this only a few guys are actually causing you fucking roastie whores.come one robots step it up,these fucking sluts deserve no space in our place.
>>26561610
How do you know I'm a robot?
>>26561053
lmao melinda get off this board
>tfw a woman admitted to trolling this board 12 hrs a day
>tfw you see this thread
>tfw your ex-boyfriends so upset at you that you start to worry he's stalking you and going to murder you
>>26561791
You are on r9k. Even if you weren't a friendless khhv, you still browse this site and ingest its nontruths.
>>26561717
yeah but how often does that happen though?
if what you say is true, nobody should be able to maintain a relationship, but there are plenty of people in healthy relationships
>>26561472
>proud that your mental illness gets worse
>>26561841
>actually thinking its a woman
looks like you fell for the meme too
>>26562983
Doesn't that include you? Are you magic or something?
>be virgin with bf
>almost every girl I know has done the do with multiple guys and are just fuckin whores
>scared to fuck boyfriend because I want to be pure forever
BUT I'M EXTREMELY FUCKING HORNY
masturbation isn't enough I need to be filled
>bf has smallish dick tho
why try
>Tfw older/more experienced gf stops talking to me out of the blue
>Tfw work up the nerve to go to her house to see whats going on
>Tfw I walk on some muscular roid monkey balls deep inside her
>Tfw he chases me outside and royally kick my ass
>Tfw she was my only gf
Girls just break your heart. Give me drugs.
>>26560740
> leave exbf cuz couldn't make myself have sex with him even after 5 years of a happy relationship
> tfw he was never pushy
> every time we tried something I felt nauseous
> now keep on having nightmares about him trying to force me
>>26563236
faggotry is just a phase, you too will soon grow out of it
>>26563236
wait
whyd he beat you up
>>26563440
>>26563440
I guess he got jelouse because they were dating behind my back. Combine that with testosterone and steroids and you get anger.
>have terrible tonsil stones
>try and remove a huge one few days ago
>just wind up stabbing tonsil, bleeds ridiculous amount
>spit blood into empty soda can for next half hour
>be absentmindedly drinking soda while browsing /r9k/
>accidentally drink saliva and tonsil blood can
Why am I a such filthy neet subhuman?
>>26562277
what is it with women and thinking they're worth the immense waste of time that is stalking someone? Recently had to cut all communication with this one girl that was convinced I would start stalking her even tho we lived opposite side of the world. Shit's really insulting you know, how full of yourself do you have to be anyway?
>>26563620
I just googled that, had no idea what it was.
Please go to hospital b0ss
>>26560740
>tfw made a diary to record every thing my senpai does, everything I know about him and all our interactions
who /pathetic/ here
>>26563741
I kind of used to do that. I would always write what he wore that day and anything interesting he said.
>>26563734
Nah, it's not a hospital-tier problem
>>26563741
Who /yandere/ here?
My senpai will never get to love another girl
>visit my oneitis today
>he asks me if I have a boyfriend
>no
>he feels sad because I didn't have a Valentine
>d-don't worry, I was my own Valentine
Feels bad because he's unavailable forever so it doesn't even matter.
>>26561610
like what?
enlightening us, making us be more aware of the truth?
>>26563773
I wish I could write down the interesting things he says but sadly he doesn't speak much unless he's talking to himself (I record him talking to himself whenever I can). He still spergs out a lot talking to me but he's always smiling when he's with me so it makes up for it I guess.
>>26563880
I think I'm yandere and I hate it
>>26563734
Tonsil stones are pretty common. I had them from when I was 12 and they slowed down drastically once I was around 18. They don't really do anything except come up when you cough and smell like rancid asshole.
>>26563741
>tfw started doing that, but realized I already memorized our skype conversations verbatim
>>26563880
My senpai loves another girl and I agreed to just be friends with him ;__;
feelsbad.png
>>26564051
cuck
>>26564020
yanderes are best girl
>>26564198
>cuck
I know, but I can't stop obsessing
Worst part is that I'm really similar to his oneitis, except she's lesbian but he's probably equally or even more yandere than me.
>>26564198
>yanderes are best girl
I can see the appeal to it but it feels like hell, I want to do things I know are bad and morally wrong to him just to make him be dependant on me.
>>26564283
>except she's lesbian
and she's still going out with him? faker.
you need to assert yourself on your love or he will hurt you by cucking you
>>26564310
Do them anyway? see if he likes bondage and roleplay kidnapping
>>26564401
She's not going out with him. She rejected him but he's still obsessed, and I don't think he'll ever love me considering how close they are.
>>26564401
I want to get him off of his heavy medication so I'm the only thing he'll depend on. As far as sexual fantasies go I'd be more than happy to do anything and everything he wantsit's going to take ages giving how shy we both are
>>26563741
>>26563773
>>26563880
>>26564020
where do you even meet people like you??
>>26564485
Me and my senpai are both really mentally ill so uh, the loony bin would be a good place to start
>fembot feels
Who gives a fuck about what any woman feels?
Just worry about looking good and you'll get plenty of Chad's dick, you don't need to 'feel' things.
>>26564432
get her to help you, explain your situation.
it wont work if you dont try
>>26564481
medication is a bad thing, it destroys the brain. You really should convince him to find an alternative, I know naturopathic stuff works.
What's he on?
>>26564589
I'm afraid she would tell him something because they're basically best friends. He's also really committed to her, he'll basically kill himself if she falls in love with someone else.
>>26564589
He's on clozapine and laxatives
>my bf the love of my life has a small penis
>told my my whore stacy friend and she told me i needed to try a big cock
>finally did to some douchebag with huge one and it didnt even feel good my bfs feels way better
>felt guilty as fuck and like a dumbass told him
>he hasnt spoken to me since
Fuck my life
>>26564757
Tell him to take niacinamide, the orthomolecular treatment works. It should help against voices/hallucinations.
http://www.doctoryourself.com/hoffer_anecdote.html
Psychiatric drugs will never cure him. I know pharmacology, it's literally chemical lobotomy.
Laxatives can be replaced with a good diet unless the clozapine is causing it.
>>26564723
They are friends though, you'd think he'd realize it won't amount to anything more if she's lesbian. Regardless he's bound to realize that at some point and that's where you step in.
>>26564855
you deserve it
nice bait btw
>>26564855
You deserve it desu
nice bait tho
>no energy to be yandere
>no bf to be kuudere with
I-it's just not meant to be guise
>>26564869
I'll keep trying then
Thanks for the advice, anon
>>26564919
hivemind o.o
who are you and why do you think the same as me
>>26564869
Thank you Anon! I will definitely try and get him off the evil meds. I agree with you, I don't think they'll cure him either and the clozapine fucks him up it's the reason he needs the laxatives. I just feel bad for him because he has all these people pushing him to take meds and destroy his brain.
>bf growing bored of me
>getting increasingly yandere because I can feel it
>>26564983
I'm serious, psychiatric medication is really bad.
This is what could happen to him from taking them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_NKRS8lLWA
>on phone
>walking to toilet
>go in and see man peeing
>wrong toilet
>Oh fuck.jpg
>run out
>bunch of people outside all stare at me
>walk to the right toilet and stay there for 45 min
Autism folks
>>26564957
kuudere is best girl imo but they're just untouchable.
>>26560740
>Fembot
>bf and ex-bf
Get out you moron
>>26561053
You too and kill yourself when you leave
>>26561085
>>26561405
Kill yourselves normies
>>26561446
kill yourself
>>26562277
Hope he does
Now get out
>>26563217
kill yourself
that'll fix it
>>26563236
kill yourself normie
>>26563259
get out whore
>>26563741
you stay
>>26563880
you too
>>26563912
you're fine for now
>>26564855
kill yourself
>>26564957
you're fine
>>26565031
kill yourself
>>26561085
May I ask why you feel you belong on this board? I know everyone can use it, but why do you consider yourself a "robot" if you'd had sex with 23 guys and get hit on at work? Most guys here have had sex with nobody.
>>26565336
>anon doesn't know I'm a boy
^///^
>>26565432
I don't care
If you had a relationship you're a normie who needs to get out and shoot yourself
>>26564855
>I'm a cheater whore and I don't want to take consequence of my actions
I know is bait but still.
>>26565464
I've actually had about 10 relationships, I ended most of them myself. Girl just wasn't my type at all. I had 4 potential valentines but turned them all down.
I need a dominant girl, that's my type. Yandere is too.
>>26565707
Good to know
Now go kill yourself normie
>>26565260
>untouchable
It's true.
I guess I didn't want to be touched, anyway
>>26565734
Nooo
I haven't lost my virginity yet boy
>>26565784
Doesn't matter
get out normie
>>26565843
>>>wizardchan
all your base belongs to us robot
>>26565767
Didn't mean it in that sense tho. More like they make approaching even harder by being the cool beauty with (usually) a master-tier resting bitchface. Makes me wonder if I'll get random objects thrown at me for even trying is all.
>>26565402
I used to come here often because I used to enjoy the board culture. I still kind of do, but most threads suck.
I also don't consider myself a robot, but do tend to get extremely sad because I am bipolar.
>>26565892
No, I know. I just seem to be unequipped for being flirty. I think it just turns into perceived bitchiness.
>random objects thrown
>mfw this has happened at least once
>>26561416
I hate women so much. So much.
>>26565963
I need to know, what did you throw?
>>26560740
You deserve it, though, by virtue of being a woman. Women are all such fucking vile, cowardly liars. They'd throw you under a bus and suck the driver's cock if it meant they survived instead of standing and fighting by your side. It's not even the fact that they're so disloyal that gets me; it's the fact that they make a conscious decision to lie to the world every morning when they get up by literally constructing a false face for everyone else to see.
I think it's fucking awesome that we are expected to put trust in someone that spends so much effort hiding who they really are on a daily basis. Even the "just got out of the shower" pics you see usually have makeup on. Being this blase about lying to my fucking face is a gigantic, flaming, red flag and yet, let's get married and reproduce. I have no idea what else you don't think is a big deal to lie about, but let's share money and cars and swap fluids and live together and all sorts of other situations where I'm completely vulnerable to whoever you really are and whatever you're planning inside that brain that possibly has a malfunctioning prefrontal cortex.
>>26566094
A water bottle?
It was empty.
>>26566207
be my kuudere gf
>>26566207
oh, that's not too bad. I was thinking of approaching this girl I always see buying single people food at the groceries store. I can handle water bottles but full tin cans stress me out a bit.
>>26565892
Resting-bitch-face is just a cover term for a predatory stare.
>>26566345
still hot, and I'm still too much of a pussy to go for it.
that because your a fucking whore buy a dildo or something you dumb stupid cunt and stop ruining peoples lives because of your whorish tendencies
Bf doesn't want me anymore
What's the fastest way to suicide
>tfw no kuudere kouhai that throws water bottles at me when she wants my attention
>>26566607
>tfw no kuudere girl that I think doesn't really like me that much but actually does and occasionally reminds me how much I mean to her while losing her spaghetti
>>26566701
fuck why is it so cute when girls spill the spaghetti
Tfw trans gf with none of this roastie bullshit
Tfw get to fuck her while playing vidya
Thank fuck i dont have to deal with cis whores
>live together with gf
>she wants to go back to school
>ok
>work my ass off to pay for the house and her education by myself
>come home late every day
>have to cook for her and myself immediately
>she just sits in her study and plays videogames
>try to do something together but she's always "busy"
>play videogames in my room while she does the same in her study
>relationship deteriorates
>one night I can't sleep and head downstairs for some sweet ass hot coco
>find her sobbing with a bottle of rum
>tells me she loves another man
>no idea what to do
>take the bottle from her and put it back in the cupboard
>suggest we spend more time together and head back to bed after a short talk, have to get up at 4:30
>she keeps pushing me away
>find out she cheated on me
>punch a wall till my hands bleed
>move out
>too depressed to continue working
>3 years later
>still stuck in the same cycle of self-hate after I misplaced my trust in someone that much
>hate women now
>been with bf for ~8 months
>still blush when i catch him looking at me at work
>>26566701
>tfw no kuudere girl to spill so much spaghetti with we show up under the italian section on yelp
>>26566828
>Tfw trans gf
*bf
>>26566835
well stop looking for a relationship like a faggot. girls are for gays
just find peace with yourself. find something that makes YOU happy. and FUCK that girl. NEVER associate yourself with her or her friends again
>fell in love with a 15 year old girl.
>found out she's a druggie.
>she's had sex.
>she lied.
>she wasn't pure.
>>26566787
Because it feeds into how badly we, as men, want to protect and provide for someone, I'd imagine. Especially for a typically cool and collected girl to start floundering to you, it's an amazing thing.
>>26566868
You fuckin got me man. Good show.
>tfw hot glue porn is filled with black guys
>tfw dollfie porn is always filled with skinny Asians
>tfw allergic to cum
>tfw hooded eyes getting more hood as I age
>tfw you just want joji to have a successful music career
>>26560740
>Every guy that I talk to doesn't want kids
>I would love a child
>Gave up on great relationships just for the hope to find someone who is willing to start a family with me
>Found out I can't have kids
FUCK
>>26561777
Trips confirmed you are alright.
Or lying.
Got any hobbies?
>>26566976
>mfw seeing tons of girls say they never want kids
I can understand not wanting them right now, but never? Come on.
Why can't you, though? Just infertile?
good.
you probably deserved it.
females are trash, accept it
>>26566923
yeah that's probably it. I'm an overprotective older brother under all that stoic fuck personality so I can see that being the case.
>>26567022
Not that anon but I seriously never want kids. I have too many mental health problems that could be passed on to future generations. Having kids is cool and all but people need to be more responsible about it.
>>26566904
I can't even imagine being in a serious relationship right now.
I had a short friends with benefits with a 4/10 5'6" girl with who I just got drunk, did drugs and had sex with all the time, but after I loaned her some money I never heard from her again.
My problem is that I am way too trusting with roasties. Fuck women.
>>26567022
Yeah. I'm 27 and found out last year.
Anyone noticed how these whores claim to be robots yet have all had boyfriends and some multiple?
Only shows women cant feel loneliness like that of a male.
>>26566976
>Found out I can't have kids
>FUCK
Lmao, you are litrelly nothing more but a cum bucket. You had one thing to do in this world and that was have a child and you failed at that.
Women..
>>26567034
So am I man. Let me hit you with another feel that is moderately related for me.
>tfw no kuudere girl that will just plop down on the sofa next to you or in your lap and grab your arms to wrap them around her without even looking up at you
>blushes when she realizes you're amused by how uncharacteristic this is and just mumbles "well I DO love you, ykno..."
>>26567105
I'm just a practice gf. I keep falling for the bf meme.
>get bf
>he tricks me into falling in love
>spend most of my time thinking about him
>he never cares about me as much as I care about him
>eventually gets bored and upgrades me for a better looking girl
I'm literally just a human fleshlight. Why do I keep falling for the meme?
>tfw no kuudere gf to walk home gently
>>26567141
fuck that stings knowing I'll never have that. you got it spot on.
>>26560740
>buy cute new crop top, excited to wear it later
>have class in a woodshop
>accidentally fuck up using the table saw
>wood kicks back and knocks me in the stomach
>can't wear new shirt bc giant bruise
>>26567155
Shut the fuck up retard, you still cannot feel loneliness like that of a male.
Fuck off, bitch.
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/may/23/sports/la-sp-sn-lolo-jones-20120523
Only proves all these whores cant be lonely, yet you come here and stick your bullshit in our faces.
>le i'm so lonely
>but i have multiple boyfriends
>hahahaa lmaoooooooooooooooooo
>>26567187
Do you want to trade? I would rather be able to have male friends than people only using me to put things in my vagina for a couple months before tossing me outside for a more coveted more attractive woman.
>>26567074
Well see that's a different story in my opinion. Tragic, but I understand your reasoning at least. I'm talking about these completely normal average girls that are like "EWW KIDS? WHY WOULD I WANT THAT LOL I NEED MY FREEDOM"
Then again I guess they wouldn't make good mothers in the first place.
>>26567098
Completely? That's brutal. I hope something comes along and you get your chance, what with modern medicine and all. As far as I know my guys are fine, although (mildly related to above as well) cancer is a huge risk for me since it runs in both families. Even still though, both my parents survived their cancers well enough. I'm the same age as you (27) and it's pretty much one of my biggest life goals to be a good husband and father. I'd be crushed if I found out I couldn't.
>>26567179
show your bruise
>>26567252
>Thinks male robots have male friends
You're so fucking retarded you make my head hurt.
>>26567022
Why would I want to pass on my hideous horrible genes? Men do not have children with women as ugly as I am and being a single mom is cancer
>>26567252
>I would rather be able to have male friends
Only the failed chads have friends
>>26567256
>>26567256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lNs7OnoWxh
>>26567020
I like to cook, read, collect comics, and go for walks/hikes.
Also I like to get high and dance in my room.
>>26567298
better to be a single mom than to not be a mother at all.
Just fuck Chad and have his kids. Maybe his good lucks will balance your bad
>>26567284
>>26567305
Maybe if you put effort into talking to other robots instead of being thirsty for any woman you can use...
I mean, look at you two. You have a lot in common. I bet you could easily get along if you cared about anything but getting a 10/10 gf
>>26567256
Yeah my main goal was to be the best wife and mom ever. Dating isn't hard for me I guess, I tend to go for cyborgs but it doesn't get past the 2nd or third date now. I date a guy and things are good but that thought of it not meaning anything because I'll never complete that one motherly goal so I tell them I'm sorry but kids mean the world to me.
Last date was about a year ago 2 weeks after I found out about my condition.
>>26567298
Unless you look like Maisie Of Notre Dame i would fuck you desu senpai.
And if you get in shape a lot of guys like to fuck and get with mommies that had their daddies leave.
>>26567354
Sorry you stupid bitch, but it's not anywhere near as easy as simply typing your gender and having people begging to add you.
Fuck off, retard. You live life on tutorial mode.
>>26567354
I'm too aloof and brief with responses to be able to remain as anyone's friend. I don't blame other people for my inability to connect to them
>>26567327
Although I'm flattered you got this upset at me, there's no need to be frustrated anon. Maybe if you come back in a few years you'll figure out not every interaction with the opposite sex is for "picking them up"
>>26567398
>>26567395
Again, maybe if you cared about people other than yourselves and weren't so selfish you could be each other's besties. Unfortunately, I know you well enough to know you're only ever on the prowl for a MPDG. Kill yourselves.
>>26567414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xagYS15DAn
>>26567426
Shut up you dumb bitch, stop trying to give people advice when you get everything handed to you just for existing.
>>26567443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TBBsEVxKzS
>>26567477
>handed everything
Handed what? I'm simply a human flesh light for men such as yourself to upgrade on.
List of things I've been handed
>
>
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All I get "handed" is dick I don't even want, but suck anyway because maybe it'll make him love me. It never does, lmao.
>>26567565
>All I get "handed" is dick I don't even want,
Then why do you pursue it and accept the dick? you stupid fucking slut. You still aren't lonely or feel the same loneliness of that of a male. Stop trying to give advice when the only way women can be lonely is by choice and this thread proves exactly that.
'lmao"
Nothing more but a stupid bitch who wants attention and to try and fit in a special little klub she thinks is r9k.
>>26567364
Real shame that. Adoption just won't cut it huh? Plenty of little ones pitter pattering around without parents. I know it's just not the same and wouldn't be for me, but you've got that fine print in the way.
>>26567443
Like I would buy cheesecake for anyone but myself my boy. I got a mean sweet tooth and a slice of new york style just sends me over the top quite frankly.
>>26566976
So you gave up on finding good relationships so you could have a kid? Are you a genuine retard? I'm glad that you are an infertile useless cunt if you were honestly going to bring up a child into a bad relationship just for the sake of having a child. As a kid who's mom hated his dad, it was hell.
>>26567604
>why do you pursue...
Where is your reading comprehension? I pursue because I want someone to love me as much as I love them, damn it.
>tfw no angry infertile practice gf that takes out all her frustration on your dick
>>26567155
If you want I could use you as a human fleshlight with some emotional benefits. You have to be into cuckqueaning tho, but given how damaged you are it should be fine.
>>26567643
Yet you claim all they want is pussy, yet you keep making the same mistake over and over again. Do you not have a brain? are you mentally dysfunctional?
You aren't a robot nor are you lonely, fuck off.
Just remember, these dumb whores who say they are robots are nothing more but that dumb trip-fag Mystery, who claimed all these and would argue for hours. Only to find out she was fucking some guy, and whoring herself out for a /fit/ chad on Skype who leaked all her nudes and videos.
Women cant be lonely.
>>26567654
Are you retarded? I'd rather literally just end things than be a cuck.
>>26567678
>keep making the same mistake
Like once or twice.
>are you retarded
Considering I'll probably keep making the same mistakes, yes.
>>26567725
>keep making the same mistake
>Like once or twice.
Not leonly
Not a robot
Hiding posts from now on.
>>26567678
Also, I'm not a robot.
But I am lonely.This is practically the most human interaction I've had all day.
>>26567725
You literally said you know that all the boys are going to use you for is pussy and yet you keep falling for the meme and sucking them off anyway. How about delaying the cocksucking until you think the relationship is more stable than highschool erection-driven tier, that way at least you could say that it was a failed relationship instead of being turned into a human fleshlight. Unless, of course, you have a fetish for that.
t. not a robot
>>26567757
>But I am lonely.This is practically the most human interaction I've had all day.
>Had boyfriends
>But I'm lonely
Ok, kiddo. Just go along now and tell everyone how no one wants you next ;)
Hiding post.
This place is so much more comfy when you filter all the attention whores.
>>26567725
Does that mean that loyalty actually matters to women?
Yet these hoes ain't loyal.I'm confused.
>>26567757
Then go out and talk to someone or go to other boards and shitpost or go on leddit or whatever. It's like you've taken the worst parts of normieness and robotness and combined them with none of the upsides.
>>26567772
Men don't stick around if I don't provide sexual attention because I'm ugly and borderline retarded. And then they get bored and leave anyway so you're right, I gotta stop bothering anyway.
Makes me upset when I think about how much XP I've given a guy desu
>>26567780
At least your mom probably loves you.
>>26567155
be my human fleshlight practice gfthat "tricks" me into falling in love with herthen
Don't give whores attention, reading this thread it's obvious MTF faggots.
Just ignore them.
>>26567796
Maybe because you got no less than 9/10 Staceys so you think cheating is the norm. Either way fuck off
>>26567803
It's a public board and it's not bannable to make the posts I'm making
>>26567830
I think at this point it makes more sense for me to kill myself
>>26567792
So basically the sadfrogs are the comfiest part of r9k?
>>26567825
>Men don't stick around if I don't provide sexual attention because I'm ugly and borderline retarded. And then they get bored and leave anyway so you're right, I gotta stop bothering anyway.
Then do something else besides le relationships meme, you're like the girls who decide they'll be engineers and show up all the boys who think they can't do anything because they're girls but then fail introductory physics
If you ain't cut out for it you ain't cut out find some other shit you can do.
>>26567867
>I think at this point it makes more sense for me to kill myself
kill yourself then you dumb attentionwhore.
>>26567757
How was your day?unoriginal
>>26567867
>suicide
If you're going to off yourself you would have done so already.
>>26567871
The things I have to offer:
>smart (not even memeing but I could've probably been an engineer if I didn't fall for the raw science meme)
>loyalty
What men care about:
>looks
>getting a 10/10 coolgirl Stacey
>>26567937
Oh just put your trip back on already mystery jesus.
Why are you dumb faggots continuing to give this dumb ugly fat whore the attention? They will lie, claim bullshit things, bring up suicide just to keep you posting along.
This board is pathetic, i cant wait until /wiz/ comes around and women are banned.
>>26567904
>>26567891
I'll probably be a practice gf for another dozen retards before I get the balls.
>>26567902
Shit. I literally didn't do anything but sleep. I slept in the car, then in the tub, then on the couch, now I'm about to sleep in my bed.
>>26567983
>>26567937
This is a man talking.
FYI ;)
>>26567962
I don't know who that is, I'm not usually on this board
>>26567973
Maybe when /wiz/ comes you can circle jerk there instead of ruining this thresd
>>26567937
>raw science
>meme
gehehe.png
>What men care about:
>>looks
>>getting a 10/10 coolgirl Stacey
Are you aiming for a 10/10 sofockinghot dude or something? Most boys don't aim that high, they won't even ask out the 10/10 coolgirl Stacey because they have no chance.
t. 9/10 theoretical physics major
>>26567937
Add affection to that top list and I'm sold.
>>26567605
Chances are that I will become a foster mother. I just have to get over the emotional hurdle of not being able to carry my child. Seems silly when you read it.
>>26567613
You seem like the retarded one.
I'm not going to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't want kids in the hopes that they change their mind. One had a vasectomy already done. At the time I would have rather have found someone who I could spend my life with AND they also wanted a family. Would it have been better to find someone, try to have a kid and hope they would stay? No.
And I tried that maybe they would change bullshit a long time ago it just leads to fighting and breaking up anyway.
>>26568025
I don't care what a man looks like and I prefer them as ugly as possible so they're in my league
Too bad none of this fucking matters because I'm always going to be practice for someone looking for XP to level up.
Can't wait until AI. Hopefully in my life time.
>>26568068
This same whore probably comes here crying how no guy wants her, yet shes fucked around and already had her pussy blown by all the cock.
>>26568078
>I want a relationship, and will accept boys out of my league who are going to pump-and-dump
>I have no hopes for a true stable relationship yet refuse to give up
Either choose to build relationships in an intelligent manner, accept the fact that you won't have one and therefore reject all advances, or accept the fact that you're going to be a cocksleeve and relish in it. It's this weird sort of indecisive non-resigned resignation that 'loenly' girls have that turns everyone off.
>>26568068
>I just have to get over the emotional hurdle of not being able to carry my child. Seems silly when you read it.
It makes sense since carrying the kid is part of having a kid, sort of like a graduation party is part of high school or whatever.
>21/Australian/Male
>tfw hardly any Aussie girls browse 4chan
>The ones that do are fucking whores who post nudes of themselves for everyone
>And if they aren't whores they have boyfriend already
>All i want is someone who is not fat, litrelly my only thing i want. I'm not fussed about looks that much since I'm only about 6/10 on a good day
>Try my luck on /soc/ in dream girl threads, no one replies to me
>Only Americans are replying to each other and every girl has multiple replies
>>26568159
>accept boys out of my league
Everyone is out of my league. Literally everyone. An acne ridden 30 year old NEET who hasn't left the house since 2001 can probably do better than me.
>haven't seen guy friend in awhile because busy with work
>friends invite me to go dinner on my day off
>decide to invite guy friend along with me even though he doesn't really know my friends
>we go to Buffalo Wild Wings
>when the food arrives, friend whispers to me that we should say 'itadakimasu' before eating
>normally don't do it unless I'm alone with my guy friend because my other friends don't watch anime
>agree to do with him as a joke
>friend and I get our food
>he looks at me and counts down from 3
>when he finishes countdown, I say 'itadakimasu!' in a really high pitched anime voice while friend is snickering at me
>he didn't say 'itadakimasu' with me
>>26568242
So if literally everyone is out of your league, why the fuck do you keep accepting penis? Do you have a fetish for getting used like a cumrag, which I know some girls do? If not just say fuck off to the next boy who asks.
>>26568259
Because the whore is lying ;)
>>26563741
>that cute chemist girl you met will never obsess over you
>that weird six-foot-plus girl who dies her hair that you see in the hall doesn't think about you
I hate leaving my department
>>26568255
That's just poking fun at you desu, I doubt it was mean-spirited.
t. guy
>>26568259
I haven't lost hope until now. I'm a delusional retard and gullible and I bought into the love and "all men are individuals" meme
You're right though. Thanks senpai
>tfw people who know my brother think I'm autistic because my brother is autistic and I'm quiet
>tfw stalk groups of people and pretend like I'm in their friend group from the sides
>tfw too stupid and lazy for STEM but did it anyways because of woman and minority privilege scholarships
>tfw take pictures of some guy and pretend to be madly in love with him just so I can feel like I'm in love
>tfw haven't had a friendly conversation for 6 months now
>tfw beginning to hear a constant ringing in my head from being so alone
>tfw can't talk to people in real life or online
>tfw yen and can't buy as much animu figures
>tfw parents force me to go to therapy and it is boring as fuck and awkward
Good feel though:
>losing weight; from 200 lbs to 166 at 5'4
>volleyball anime motivating me to try my best
>>26568259
It's fucking mystery man how can you not tell?
>>26560740
1. There is no such thing as fembots
2. there never will be
3. Females are not welcome on this board
4.No one, I repeat no one cares about your 'problems' even if they are bait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeHUQAnzpF0
>>26568299
>senpai
I've only ever had one boifriend, you're MY senpai.
>>26568313
I wonder how that dumb bitch feels knowing i was the one who uploaded all her videos to mother.
>>26568325
I actually typed f4m out of habit, but sure I can be your senpai sis
>>26568255
get rekt>tfw no weeb gf to do this to
Kill me
>>26566163
This guy has obviously been laughinggirls.jpeged way too much in real life obviously.
Who /casualnudity/ here?
I lived with a friend for about 2 years when studying in university. Since it was just us in a small apartment, I would walk out of the shower naked and sometimes sleep naked. When it was summer, I would walk out topless. He was really cool about it. He never tried getting frisky with me even though he was eyeing me and had a visible boner the first couple of times he seen me. We've been close friends since highschool and I just thought it was cool we can have that kind of closeness. He's the type of guy that always changes his clothes in the washroom after a shower , but when he lived with me he would change with his room open and walk out of the shower naked. His penis wasn't very big and I can see why he says he's insecure about his size. I never measured, but I would say that his erection isn't even 5 inches big.
>>26561250
why shouldn't he if he's the man. men are so retarded lol.
>>26561841
This. I have seen several threads today in which copius amonts of salt has been m9.
>>26561416
no way this real. anon stop messing around man.
>>26563620
>tfw my tongue so big, I cant properly check for stones
>>26564855
this bait is a little dry take it back.
>>26563704
Just looking at their facebook is considered stalking now days
>WOMEN WILL LITERALLY NOT HAVE SEX OR EVEN TRY TO INITIATE
lol give me one reason why i shouldn't smut you hoes up? since apparently you have no sort of control over your own sexual lives.
>>26568759
You're not confident enough to do so.
>>26568777
actually, i've already done so.
women have no sense of awareness brehs
for them it really does "just happens"
>>26567565
ahhhh. hahaha good one anon, listening in I wasn't sure if this was all just satire.
>>26568312
>>losing weight; from 200 lbs
No wonder you're alone. I bet your vagina stinks.
>>26568802
I personally like to imagine that the girls who seem to do nothing but ride cock all day long are, along with chads who do nothing but stick cocks into girls all day long, some sort of different species altogether.
>>26568820
Hey, at least it is better now
I plan on going to 110 lbs
>>26567825
you actually sound nice. email me your pic and ill send you mine.
Why do these garbage threads even exist? Fuck me /r9k/ went down the toilet and came out in China.
I miss 2009 /r9k/
What's the biggest sexual favor you're willing to do for a guy friend?
The most I would do for my guy friend is teach him how to eat and finger pussy. I would give him a handjob if for some reason it ever came down to me pleasing him. Oral is a bit too far for someone that isn't my boyfriend. I've touched his penis once before when we went swimming together and went showering together afterward (I was clothed, he was naked) and when I applied lotion to his back I lotioned his penis a bit. Not enough to get him hard, just a very quick stroking motion to see how he would react.
>>26568923
/r9k/ as a whole is garbage
I blame the rise of smartphones
>complain about a guy
>first respond from friends is to tell the police
Not everything needs to be resolved by ratting out to the police. Yeah, I have a stalker but I would rather not have authorities involved unless
>>26569013
>Yeah, I have a stalker but I would rather not have authorities involved unless--
R.I.P.
>>26568948
>I blame the rise of smartphones
I hadn't thought about it but you might be onto something anon. Rise of fruitphones + "le edgey 4chane xd" = board death. Having to actually sit at a damn computer used to be a pretty good filter.
>>26568948
I blame smartphones for the rest of the internet being shit, too. just look at how many image.jpg posters are worthless
FUCK YOU KARISHMA YOU FUCKING CUNT
I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU TREATED ME LIKE SHIT
I'M MAD BECAUSE YOU TREATED ME LIKE SHIT AND HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE AREN'T TOGETHER ANYMORE
LIKE IT'S A BIG FUCKING MYSTERY
I BET YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE A VICTIM TOO
FUCK YOU
AND DON'T YOU DARE THINK I'M LIKE THE OTHER FUCKING QUEERS YOU HANG AROUND, I HAVEN'T SAID A BAD WORD ABOUT YOU TO ANYBODY IN REAL LIFE SO DON'T LUMP ME IN WITH EVERYBODY ELSE "OHHH THEY'RE SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME" FUCK YOU I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING
GODDAMNIT
>>26569099
shit bait.
>>>/???/
I don't even know where to go to post this sort of shit unironically.
>>26569013
Thank you for not getting the authorities involved femanon
I'll be at your house tonight :)
I just want a good wife and to have children with her.
I have no desire to have more than one sexual partner, and would never cheat on my wife or feel any temptation to leave for another girl.
To have this lifestyle requires a decent amount of income, the kind of income I'm most likely never going to have, and if I work myself to death there will be no time to enjoy my life anyway.
No girl wants some guy with no money who can't provide for them. But then I start thinking that even if I did have the money. I would most likely never be able to find the right kind of wife. I don't have high standards for looks at all, but otherwise I would be fairly picky. She would have to be ok with spending the rest of her life with me, and a woman who can do that with any man, let alone me, seems very rare.
I've just given up on this. I regard it as an unreachable fantasy, even though it's supposed to be a basic cornerstone of society.
>there are women that are a revolving vagina
>they keep chasing after Chad's
>like literally 10% of men have slept with 40% of women
>there are women who will spend their entire lives sucking Chad's dick instead of "settling" for you
>there are men who wherever they go, whatever age/income/culture a woman is, at least 25% of women would fuck them within the day
>>26569199
I literally am planning to leave the country and find a woman somewhere else and have kids with her. Just find some 20-something (not in college, or at least with no debt) and have as many kids as I can from her, preferably a minimum of 10.
America has a terrible sexual culture, including a disgust for children and family, that I just do not understand. Then they pretend like a woman who's slept with 5, 10, 100+ men and has $100k in debt is worth wedding. LITERALLY if a woman is in debt and she starts having kids, you're being cucked by Jews.
>tfw my older brother just hugged me for no reason and i'm pretty sure he comes to /r9k/ now
>>26567613
>implying relationships that don't satisfy one of the partners can ever be good
>implying people who don't find the things they want in a relationship aren't going to find them in other people
You seem to be the type who would literally rather have a girlfriend that fucks other guys when she isn't satisfied by you than not have a girlfriend at all.
Who is vapid now? Also you are a cuck.
>>26563259
That's what you get when you don't have closure. Let me guess, your break up was really mutual, but then you gave in to your selfishness and reached out only to use him to see if you could one more time. It probably didn't go the way you wanted to, and also because you didn't want to come to your new bf as a virgin. Things didn't pan out the way you intended because you couldn't even deal with the pain for your own agenda. Then when you couldn't keep going, you blocked him from your life cause you can never bear to tell the truth because the shame involved.
Therefore you're having another meltdown that you can't even deal with the fact that you fucked him over so your anxiety is growing larger and the stress from work is never seen before, not even art school. So your dreams are manifesting parts of your life to express your guilt and anxiety. The parts in your dreams with him in it probably make you feel claustrophobic because there's nowhere you can run to and tell the truth or apologize. You can feel anxiety while you are awake and asleep. However the way anxiety works is that it is triggered by our environment. When you are asleep, your eyes are closed so there's nothing around you to see except your inner thoughts and places you've been. So naturally your mind creates places, so that is what dreams are made of. You're feeling so much guilt about not having sex, that your good memories of sex are manifesting into fear or rape. That's the last thing you want to feel about good memories in the past.
>>26561568
She meant she wants Ch--I mean no robots.
>>26564855
Haha whore
>used to be a 5/10 autist who dated down because I was too autistic to even try getting anyone better
>nonetheless was cheated on a few times, feels bad man
>have never had any inclinations to cheat on any of my partners myself, even though they were literally human detritus I left them before even thinking to pursue anyone else
>grew to be a 7/10 semi-functioning human being, able to snag a 7/10 boyfriend
>living with the love of my life who satisfies me emotionally and sexually
>we have cleaned up considerably since we started dating and encourage each other to continue improving in our lives
>we now live together after a year of dating and talk about marriage further down the line
>content knowing I will literally never have cheated on someone my whole life
This isn't something particularly commendable to start with but it sure fucking feels good to not have to deal with all of this drama.
>>26569743
Kill yourself sIut
I'm content knowing your marriage is incredibly likely to fail
>>26569743
It's commendable in that you haven't become a slut and sluts are not commendable.
>>26569768
Shut up memester.
>>26569788
She is a slut ad her marriage will fail
>>26569794
Don't be jealous just because you don't have any sort of steady relationship.
>>26569768
>>26569794
Here's your (You), you whiny, useless failure to society.
>>26569743
being cheated on sucks the trust will never be the same
>>26569794
*and
go away robot
>>26569806
>>26569805
Get out normies
if you aren't a useless failure you don't belong hereand your marriage is statistically likely to fail whore :^)
>>26569743
pics of first bf?
>tfw ywn struggle to pop out heirs for your husband's dying lineage and estate
>tfw ywn "accidentally" fall down the stairs because all daughters
>>26569826
>statistically likely
Statistically likely means nothing when you have limited information on the actual relationship.
>>26569848
>Statistically likely means nothing when you have limited information on the actual relationship.
I don't need that
I know you've already ruined it :^)
>>26569840
Matrilineal marriages exist for a reason you know.do they even exist?
>>26569858
I'm not her.
>>26569743
You are never going to marry (and you stand better than half chances of divorcing when you do) and you're as much a worthless whore as the rest of your supposedly awful exes are bad people (female shitheads will always rewrite the past so they're victims). "Not cheating" isn't an achievement you dumb cunt.
>>26569826
Do you need mommy to change your diaper for you?
>>26569831
It would be more interesting to post pictures of my second one because he became a tranny, but luckily I have no contact with either of them since I moved states and no pictures. I would probably puke trying to find them desu.
>>26564855
I feel kind of bad for you. You sound like a good person that made a mistake.
>>26569898
Nah lad, it's an achievement because a lot of other girls cheat.
>>26569898
>you will never ever ever marry, but when you do
It must be hard to be autistic.
>>26569848
>Statistically likely means nothing when you have limited information on the actual relationship.
Moron.
>>26569900
No, but women/normies need to stop posting here
>>26566835
Damn dude, that's fucking terrible. I wouldn't wish that on Donald Trump. Hope you find the one, eventually. Don't give up hope.
