>Have girlfriend of over 1.5 years.
> She's very cute, way above the league my pudgy manboob patches-of-hair-on-my-back self deserves
>She always punches my belly and laughs at how soft it is, it's pretty cute
> 1 month ago
> Need to find new roommate because old roommate had mental breakdown
>His name is Chip, he's pretty buff but still goes to NYU
>Chip is a nightmare
>Way louder, throws parties on weeknights, doesn't do his dishes
> Girlfriend loves him though, he's super funny.
> Girlfriend starts talking about how she wants to go the gym more
> Chip offers to take her to the gym and show her some workouts
> They go to the gym three times a week together now. They always invite me but I'm too beta to join in that awkwardness
> Other night I'm doing the dishes, Chip and my GF are on the couch, hear them giggling
> Scrub harder, try to ignore how angry I am
> look over to see my GF playfully punch him in the stomach
> She gasps
> hear her say, almost involuntarily "Wow...that's hard"
> Chip smirks
> I hold back tears
What do I do
his name is chip?
>>26557128
There is only one thing to do at this point...Fuck Chip in the ass
Turn around and shout 'What kind of name is that, anyway? Was your dad a potato?'
Pic of chip
OP can't compete
>tfw OP is getting cucked by a chip
Call your girlfriend out on it. But you'll probably just continue getting cucked. You have realize you're at a crossroads.
You either just let her fuck chip and let him and his potato cock grind her at the gym or you call her out on flirting with him and making you feel like shit, and then if she improves good on you if not you'll have to leave her (if you want your dignity and self respect).
I mean why not just go to the gym just you and her? It'll not only push out Chips time with her but also get you working out.
> have girlfriend of over 1.5 years
Why are you complaining, you got more than your fair share
>>26557313
this is the only acceptable solution
not voicing your concern makes you the ultimate doormat loser. just letting it happen
if she doesnt like what you have to say then fuck her, be done with it, but don't suffer in silence
This is probably all a total lie but I'll reply anyway.
Has your sex life with your gf noticeably reduced since the notorious 'Chip' came into your life?
You better hit the gym and get buff. Next time Chip steps on you punch him in the face and fuck your girl in front of him
>>26557379
It was fine until like two weeks ago. The last time we had sex was Friday when she was wasted. Hasn't touched me sober in a while
>>26557404
I really hope your story is fake man
>>26557404
hes definitely having sex with her bro
>>26557404
That's a big sign that something has changed in your relationship. I'm not saying she's banging Chip but if there's been a noticeable change in intimacy or time spent alone it's time to confront her about it. You have a right to express your opinions and to know where you stand in a relationship. Be assertive.
>>26557181
kek, that would be the most desperate beta thing ever
>be a fit guy
>ex gf who lives an hour away recently left me for fat guy
>laughing as I read this
Take you miserable fat piece of shit
>>26557422
On Monday, we were snowed in and Chip and her wanted to work out. I had to work from home (two years older than both of them who are still in NYU) They decided to go into Chip's room as to not disturb me. Chip made this joke as they went in and was like "hey bro me and your girlfriend are going to be sweating and moaning in my room, don't worry about it though" then they both laughed. I don't think they actually fucked in that room but it really humiliated me
>implying that any of this matters since in the end, you are both going to be eaten by tyranids
>>26557497
This. You robots think you've got to be fit and handsome to get a gf, but it's nowhere near that level of difficulty. Guess what it actually takes? You have to be 'the other' guy that she categorizes you as. You're an escape from her current guy, the guy who does what her guy doesn't. It's really that easy. If you can fill the 'other guy' niche, you're already halfway done.
>>26557128
Stop being such a beta and speak up to her. If she doesn't improve, break up with her and kick Chip out.
The fuck kinda name chip
>>26557506
You let him say that? Stand up for yourself.
>>26557535
>implying tyranids wont get BTFO by space marines
>>26557128
Take nude pictures and post them on her facebook.
Steal money from roomate when hes not looking. Pawn his watch/cellphone or something.
There... all is fine, all debts payed.
>>26557404
Hope this is fake. If real...this should be a wake up call for you. In order to come out on top you must BE COOL. Low key count her as a loss. Accept they are probly fuckin. You need to start bein busy with other stuff. Seeking out other females and friends to be around. Just be cool.
>>26557600
>implying that they aren't busy purging the heresy, meanwhile Farsight kicks around their ships every once in a while
>>26557665
Will you guys please shut the living hell up about your sci-fi space shit. Shitpost elsewhere, I need help please
tfw when your gf is bangin the best part of the cookie
please confront her
don't be aggressive but be firm and don't beat around the bush
ending a relationship with someone you love is gonna hurt especially if you've been together for a long time, but it's better than getting slowly cucked and watching it all slip away
![aesthetic_zyzz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9aLQckl.jpg "aesthetic_zyzz[1].jpg")
>>26557128
Dump the broad, join the gym.
>>26557696
>not playing warhammer 40k to run away from the pain and suffering of real life
are you trying to be miserable on purpose?
>>26557696
You've already been given all the answers you idiot. You're ignoring them. Do you just want us to tell you everything's okay or do you want advice? You've been given plenty of correct advice. How about fucking calling her right now and telling her you're tired of it.
>Chip here
> u mad bro
>>26557696
Tyranids are a growing issue. This issue affects us on a larger scale than your oh-so shallow relationship.
It's best to spread the word.
>>26557770
this. until OP confronts her and posts what happened, i'm going to be leaving this shitty waste of space thread
if it was bait it was a good one but im sick of it. i want to read some stories that actually happened for once
>>26557810
I found a new word to add to my blacklist. Thanks.
>>26557846
you want me to text her and post a screenshot?
>>26557880
yes, do exactly that. and continue with updates
>>26557858
You know, he's right about this. You may think mankind has nothing to worry about for the next thousand years, but Tyranids have been ravaging our local cluster for longer than we've been sentient. Even if we made it outside the Milky Way, or even the solar system, there's no guarantee we'd have anywhere safe to go.
>>26557810
supply thyself with plasma weapons, resistant armor and good mobility vehicles, for thy end is near
>>26557880
>text her
Don't text her faggot. Talk to her.
>>26557880
Sure why not and original reply hiroblox
>>26557128
I bet Chip posts threads on /fit/ about how his oneitis is dating a beta bitch with manboobs. You need to assert your position as her boyfriend and confront her regarding her interactions with him. Remember that you are in the position of power here. Assert it before you lose.
Also, fucking normalfag reeeeee get off my board.
Look everyone, it's the actual, literal cuck that frequents this board trying to get off again. Don't appease his fetish.
>>26557909
She has a project due early tomorrow and I don't want to bother her
>>26557858
What are you fucking gay? You can't blacklist nids'. They eat everything that is organic. It's like you want to be killed by genestealers.
>>26557927
You are going to bother her anyway by texting her. You need immediate answers.
>>26557927
i'll be checking back in 30 minutes for screenshots, if none then into the trash this thread goes in my hidden list
>>26557128
let chip continue to rail your girlfriend. together they will surely get the healthy amount of cardiovascular exercise that is required.
> protip
don't date women my man
>>26557908
Pff plasma. That so out of date. Ion cannons are where it's at.
Farsight ftw.
>>26557960
Let me change her name in my phone, then I'll post
>>26557960
Same. Since OP will ask what to say:
>Hey, what's been going on with you and Chip? I'm not sure what dynamic us three have to you, but I really don't find it okay to have you flirting with him, especially not in front of me. This is a serious issue that we need to resolve because if it continues like this I don't think this is a relationship I'd want to stay in.
You're stuck between a rock and a hard place.
I'm married and had a next door neighbor who was really into me, and a little obvious about it in front of my husband. Honestly, I bought into it for the attention more than anything. I would never cheat. But when your significant other seems less interested in you, you let other people pay attention to you. It's something to build yourself up when otherwise you feel really shitty. It's also not okay, and I realized this early on. Women rationalize it, make excuses, but it's not a 'no harm, no foul' situation. She's at least having an emotional affair, if not a physical one.
My advice is either to break it off, or to give her what she's getting from Chip. Go to the gym with them. Tell her she's getting fit. Randomly say nice shit to her. It goes a long way in some cases. He sounds like a douche. Hopefully, she realizes how annoying he actually is and tells him to fuck off.
>>26557980
Date men, they are more loyal that most of women
>gf has practically been asking you to go to the gym
>didn't take initiative
You know she will have her way just please try to look nice at least anon.
>>26557128
>doesn't go to gym when offered
>complains when gf prefers /fit/ instead of neet
Dumb Frogposter.
>>26557128
Go to the fking gym
wtf
>>26557128
OP, let me tell you:
I have cucked this other guy not unlike you (except he has been treating her like shit when she was way above his league)
She let it happen because HE let it happen.
Moral of the story is: don't let it happen. The guy I cucked is now longing for compliments from his own sister and dating 2/10s
>>26557497
Holy shit, This shit just happened to me a couple of weeks ago. Things were really going great until about a week before when she completely changed and was acting weird. I don't see what I did wrong. In any event, it hurt a lot. I'm glad it happened now thouhgh, taught me important lessions. Sorry for blog post.
>>26557546
This is so true it hurts. I will pass this on to my children based anon.
>>26558009
Texting her this now
>>26557769
40k is amazing. This and uni are all that keep me going these days.
>>26557128
This shit is fake. No skinnyfat betafag will ever get a GF, let alone a serious GF. OP is a faggot.
Okay guys, please help
>>26557506
You need to tell your gf you're not comfortable with him and find another roommate. Seriously. Stand the fuck up for yourself. Let your gf know how this makes you feel. If she reacts in any other way other than understanding and apologetic, just fucking dump her anyway.
>>26558261
>big mama
are you sick or something?
>>26558261
Are you OP? why is she called big mama?
>>26558261
Ask her if she can talk to you in person. Say that this is a serious issue about the relationship.
>>26558261
>>26558009
post what this guy said
>>26558312
He said he was changing her name so people here wouldn't start talking to her.
>>26558302
>>26558312
I don't want you guys to look up her name and find her so I changed her name, duh.
>>26557927
Confirmed bait. Roll out marines.
How>>26557927
the fuck is that not original...
>>26558261
If OP, just tell her this
>>26558009
It is very well put.
>>26558261
>Big Mama
>Chip
Are you from fucking Detroit?
>>26558351
>talking
Stalking*
Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one getting cucked by a guy with a retarded name.
My girlfriend is cheating on me with a guy named 'Bounce'
I've fucking followed her to his house and listened to them fuck through the window and she LOVES it always asking to go for a bounce, and other shit. I can't stop them.
>>26558358
Bait?
>BAIT FOR TYRANIDS
>rip chip, big mama and OP
>>26558389
Walk in on them with a camera.
>>26558261
She hasn't responded in five minutes
OP saw this on /b/ last night...assuming it isn't bait you seem genuinely butt blasted
>>26558261
>So are you fucking chip or what?
If she responds with anger than that means she is
>>26558389
Just end it wih her desu. You don't deserve this.
>>26557546
>implying Robots want to be Chads and cuck people
Just because Chad does it, doesn't make it right. That should be a no brainer.
>>26558453
Should have said
>>26558009
This exactly, but what you said is not bad.
>>26558453
That's a reasonable start.
>>26558453
Scroll up to an earlier message and slide your finger to the left.
Show us that those messages weren't made today.
You fucked up OP when you text her the question
now she has the chance to think about it and possibly create a lie
Just retract what you said and say
hey I rather talk to you in person privately about what I just text you.
and if she wont do it then you have your answer about them fucking behind your back
Cut the losses and try to find a new roommate as soon as you can
>>26558018
this is actually bretty good advice, but I'm almost certain this is a troll thread
In any event, find a new roomate. Chip sounds like an asshole.
>>26558453
In for the imminent troll. This fuckboi has probably just borrowed his mums cell and is taking us on a ruse.
why the fuck would you let your gf live with a man who wasn't related to her or gay?
>>26558453
Okay, this is kind of what I expected
>>26558389
Why are you putting yourself through this? Why?
Just end it.
Sorry, I forgot the picture
>>26558634
tell her this to see if she still loves you: "send nudes"
>>26558634
See everything was fine all along =)
Apologize for being jealous in some nice way. I bet robots can help you.
>>26558634
YOUR GF
DOESN'T FUCKING CARE
ABOUT YOU
"SORRY IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE" MEANS "SORRY YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME AND I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK THAT I'M FLIRTING WITH THIS GUY IN YOUR HOME"
JESUS CHRIST
YOU ARE KEKED TO SHIT MY FRIENDERINO
>>26558634
Shes pulling the "intended didn't know" bullshit. Unless she is literally retarded she should damn well know.
>>26558634
what a fucking bitch
kill her and chip
>>26558634
>Flirting
>By accident
You don't flirt by accident
>>26558634
"it certainly does make me uncomfortable, and i would prefer that you not"
>>26558634
welp time to move to another girl
>>26558634
>not on purpose really
>"I CAN'T CONTROL IT, HE JUST HAS THIS EFFECT ON ME"
>sorry if its made you uncomfortable :(((
"desu lad, I don't give a shit"
>>26558634
opie, i have some bad news for you
>>26558389
fucking break his bones you cuck
>>26558634
>not on purpose really, I know i sometimes do that by accident
>im sorry if its made you uncomfortable.
Tell her she can't flirt by accident. If she is, then it doesn't look like it at all.
>>26558634
Me thinks it's time to move on frendo.
>>26558634
Did I fuck this up??
>>26558634
seriously opie, you need to go and have fun on your own. fill a flask with whiskey and wander morosely past a river or through a graveyard. spend nights completely lost in your own bitterness and disgust. drink a bottle of robotussin and hit the local art museum of. become the reflection of your gf and chips vapid life. start bringing in streetrat junkies to fuck. self destructive hedonism is your only good option at this point.
>>26557165
This double down and start making a harem
>>26558752
Maybe we could all start going to the gym together? That would be fun.
>>26558752
>blaming him
you should blame her you fucking stupid cuck
>>26558752
Ok, I'm convinced now, this is a bait thread. I'm out.
>>26558752
If you're uncomfortable with her spending time with him, ask her to spend less time with him.
>>26558752
It was fucked up all along
>>26557128
I really do hope he fucks ur g/f u fucking KEK... pussy ass bitch
OP you're a fucking cuck
you're not being assertive enough with her
you're being beta. snap the fuck out of it, my god
I never understood those communication problems. God damn it OP you've been with her for 1.5 years and text her for such an important matter.
Fucking go to her and tell her the exact same things you just wrote here and be honest with her. Or keep taking the beta route and let yourself get cucked.
>>26558779
Why take Chip how about just OP and his GF hitting the gym
>>26558752
dude she has probably already fucked him at this point. you are beyond cuckolded
>>26558752
Op have you talked to him about it?
Like some "Stop flirting with my girl" type of shit
Think talking to him would help? (probably not, he wants that pussy)
>>26558752
>No, I'm sorry, I'm being kind of crazy
Guess it's settled then? Enjoy the threesome where you Chip fucks you in the ass while sucking on your gf
>>26557165
Choked on my beer after reading this
>>26558634
OP you're finished. the more alpha male will be taking your gf, if he hasnt already
>>26557404
Because you're a fat disgusting bastard. You basically said you are in your OP, yet you're not even trying to do anything about it. I don't even know what you were expecting to happen. Unless you try to lose weight the only other option is a murder suicide, which I'd actually advise you to try first.
>>26558752
Tell her that she needs to stop regardless if "he means well". Also kick him out. Start being more assertive or this will happen time and time again.
>>26558752
THERE'S BAIT IN THE LASAGNA
>>26558752
Say that it is subjective. "I know that you feel he is a good friend but he irritates me."
Confront her directly you cuck
>people replying like this is actually real
>o-of course all girls are shit, you wouldnt BELIEVE the kind of shit I seen them do!!!!1!
>>26558752
Kind of, but chip definitly fucked her up. As in up and down the house while you are gone. Leave her OP. you got a grill once you can do it again. Just be more assertive in the future.
>>26558829
Because chip probably isn't fucking her, despite what the shitposters say. OP is just SO FUCKING BETA it hurts. Going to the gym together means improved relations amongst all and OP could probably befriend him and thus live a much happier life than he is currently.
Damn, I love this woman
>>26558752
Why would anyone willingly date someone who writes like that?
>>26558962
This is so fucking beta it hurts.
You're going to have your WOMAN talk to a MAN about YOU? Holy fucking shit. I hope you get cucked you miserable, pathetic, fucking beta.
Goddamn this shit triggers me so much.
>>26558962
That actually makes you seem more Beta.
>>26558962
No, say that you will be kicking chip out. Find another room mate.
>>26558962
OP is either god-tier trollin or genuinely fucking retarded
really not sure which, the joke has gone on too long
>>26558752
Put your fist down man. Get mad. Be crazy, That's good.
I've been EXACTLY where you are man and trust me, she's full of shit. She knows what she's doing.
>>26558962
Now suddenly everything is ok? they 'worked out' in Chips room come on man...
>>26558962
You know that horrible feel of impending cucking? I'm feeling that feel right now. It's been building throughout the thread, but now it's reached its peak.
>>26558962
your gf just sounds like an idiot and so do you. i can't help you man. i hope chip is getting something out of this. he really seems like the only chill bro out of the group.
>>26558962
she's laughing because she knows "talking" is just going to be her trying to communicate with his dick in her mouth
>>26558962
>>26558962
this is so beta it made me cringe
>>26557128
You are all stepping stone beta gags that don't understand that women aren't anything to brag about or need in any way.
OP focus on yourself, who gives a shit about women. 1 pussy is every pussy. You'll get off better just tugging your ween. Focus on creating something awesome or getting in shape and feeling better about yourself. Dude this gf of yours that's been around is obviously some selfish little girl. GROW above it and move on to YOU homie. I know it's hard, but use this anguish to better yourself, because the more self loathing you partake in, you might as well let chip the FAGGOT fuck you too. Also....who gives a shit about chip. His name is chip...his life is over anyways. His children will call him a faggot everytime he tries to do anything.
>>26558962
Don't trust her. Always take what women say with a grain of salt. The best solution is to kick chip out and tell her it better not happen again.
>>26559005
Actually, yes, this. See how she reacts to you saying this.
And then see if she spends more time outside of the flat after he's gone.
>>26558962
Aw
She seems like a nice girlfriend OP, all memes aside
Really hope she's being honest and not lying to you, but as long as that's true things are good
You should get in better shape though? Less chance of her thinking about other guys in the future at all, which means less stress on you. It's better all around.
Don't worry about being beta it's kind of cute
>>26558962
Dunno if I'm sure that's a good idea but she seems nice. You'd like to try and keep someone that's that good at lying at least.
>>26557181
Oh shit, almost spit out my chocolate milk
>>26559008
>god-tier trollin
>>26559052
>>26559005
Agreed. Say this, OP.
>>26559062
Shut the fuck up, succubus.
>>26559070
Not word for word, but I think I got it.
>everything went better than expected
>>26559062
Never take what women do and say at face value. Things could be going great, she seems awesome, and then suddenly everything is just gone. You realize everything she said was a lie, and that she will just leave you when convenient.
>>26559101
>just be nice to chipwich
That's a bit worrying, to be honest.
>>26559092
No
>>26559101
>chipwhich
>CHIPWHICH
>CHIP
>WHICH
YOU
ARE
FUCKED
SHE HAS A PET NAME FOR CHIP
CHIP HAS WON
YOU HAVE LOST
TELL HER YOU ARE KICKING HIM OUT THOUGH
FUCK
>>26559062
Get the fuck out of here whore lady
>>26559101
Well done. That's a good move.
>>26559092
That picture makes me salivate. Is it the nanas or the loli
>>26559101
Tell her you won't be nice. You are going to stand your ground and make him leave. He is obviously not worth having around.
>>26559147
It's probably not the nanas.
>>26559132
Yeah...that's a major red flag. I've been leaning towards "OP is not getting cucked" but that shit kind of pulls me in the other direction.
>>26559101
Tell her that you are going to kick him out.
Also, Chipwich? You're too late.
>>26559158
That's a very different expression, though, she needs her tongue out and things.
>>26559158
Yeah I think you're on to something.
>>26559101
>Chipwich
>>26559101
just say to him that hes overstepped a line with gf and he needs to find somewhere else to live. i dont think id let mine flirt with another guy and forgive her but u do wat u feel is right with her
>>26559101
chipwich?? hahahahaha oh man OP you're finished. sorry bud
>>26559101
>be nice to chipwich
AHAhAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAAHA
you poor cuck
>>26559177
>>26559188
This is probably more like it.
>>26557128
Better get in that gym OP
>>26559232
Yeah, I'm sure it's the food now.
>>26559228
OP, how quickly can you develop a cuck fetish? It might help you keep your gf in this case.
>>26559101
You said we were dealing with a chip not a whole goddamn chipwich OP.
Yeah this is guaranteed bait thread. No one's as stupid as OP would be. At least not someone who'd post it here and read the thread.
>>26558009
Yes dear I agree. Will you please hold my hair back as he face fucks me?
>>26559273
Most people are more inclined to trust their girlfriends over r9k, he's pretty much posting this for validation and morail support I think
>>26557207
>>26557269
>>26557735
>>26557784
>>26559269
fucking kek mate
>>26559269
He's a big chip
>>26559273
I think you underestimate how stupid and beta people on this board are
You rub her feetos Chip eats her cheetos
You bore her for days Chip sucks on her Lays
She calls you 'neeto' while she eats Chip's Dorito
You get into relationship scuffles she gets into a bag of Chips Ruffles
She came to you to settle she goes to Chip for Kettle (chips)
She wants to be single to get on Chip's Pringle
It took just one date-o for Chip to fry her potato
She buys you cheap Khakis but gives Chip her Takis
You wait for her to arrive while she tastes his sour cream and chive
When you think of her nibbling Chip's Funyuns you cry like you're chopping onions
You ask her to please call while she slurps on Chip's Cheese Balls
You tell yourself its OK that Chip dips into her guacamole
You just want to see her but she just wants his Tortilla
You want to bring back your sweetie but she just wants his Doritos 3D
You don't want to be cuckolded but the Chip bag has folded
op i don't think your gf is cheating on you. but i don't think she is that into you either. your relationship just seems meh and angsty. i'm guessing you're young. you will probably be the one who gets cucked eventually *you post on r9k for advice* but it won't be that big of a deal as you grow older and deal with your real problems..
>>26558389
>asking to go for a bounce
this sounds like cheap porn
>>26559101
>chipwich
Yeah gg it's over.
I bet that's a little nickname for when your GF is sandwiched between the bed and Chip. She prolly took his cock for hours like that and cuddled with him after
Boom, a little something extra for you boys to take home tonight. Sorry about the last part, couldn't resist.
Maybe I'll get her to send me a nude and I'll share with ya'll for being so helpful
>>26559273
No, she just has a silly name for him is all. It isn't a big deal. She calls me bucko all the time.
bug your apartment with cameras and post the video of you getting cucked
>>26559101
Dont listen to the Single and Alone Forever board
>>26559315
i fucking :LOVE YOU NIGGER
>>26557128
cup his balls with she blows him you cuck faggot
>>26559334
>>26559329
You should still think about your relationship troubles, if she's been avoiding sex for a bit. Maybe spice things up, plan a romantic evening or something? You'll be happier that you've done it.
Also don't post her nudes on r9k you doofus
>>26559329
Desparate out of character move
>>26559329
>no "i love you too"
AHAHAHAHAHAH
G
FUCKING
G
>awwww
ASJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>26559329
awww but no love you back
C.U.C.K
>>26559329
>didn't say i love you back
>DIDN'T SAY
>I LOVE YOU
>NOT EVEN 'I LOVE YOU'
>>26558453
So beta... You don't deserve a gf.
>>26559329
>>26559329
>I'm gonna take you so hard tonight
this shit is gold
>>26559329
But not as hard as Chip takes her when they inevitably cuck you
>>26559380
She really likes roleplay. She has me dress up as an African tribesman as bangos play in the background.
>>26559405
>>26559402
>>26559386
She's literally coming over to fuck him in like a few minutes
Why are you so worried about her not saying three words jesus
>>26559334
>She calls me bucko all the time
>bucko
Oh, your done. You've been getting cucked from the start anon.
>>26559427
Not really man, she can still refuse, or pretend she didn't see the text, or that she took it as a joke.
>>26559426
...what?
I mean whatever you're into, I guess. That seems weird, what part is she playing here? Girl the tribe has tied up and is gonna play with?
>>26559380
>>hurr durr why don't you try and treat the whore maybe she'll come around
Beta logic
>>26559329
Ok, THIS is where you fucked up. Jesus fucking christ, you fucked up but it's pure gold
>>26559427
Yeah, hope OP likes cleaning Chips dried cream
>>26559439
It's a cute nickname. Big Mama, Chip, Bucko. It's how we roll.
>>26559427
Oh, but she's not going to be fucking him.
>>26559444
The see you in a few part is pretty explicit, I feel like. At least that she's gonna come over and talk in person and probably make out.
>>26559452
It's what I'd want my boyfriend to do if we hadn't been intimate in a while. You can't wait for her to initiate things.
>>26559448
Yes. She seems to be very fond of the Black culture. I try to interact with her but she mentions cultural attribution. She's one of those types.
>>26559427
This is what OP's gf is going to be doing all night
>>26557128
>Have girlfriend of over 1.5 years.
> She's very cute, way above the league my pudgy manboob patches-of-hair-on-my-back self deserves
>She always punches my belly and laughs at how soft it is, it's pretty cute
I like to imagine you're describing a one-and-a-half year old.
>>26559482
>we roll
>all three of us
She's gonna ask you about opening up the relationship soon, I bet.
Could you do that?
>>26559329
someone better be screencapping this, holy shit
Sorry boys, no nudes right now. will update in a few hours to confirm I got that tang
>>26559520
I do not want that but that may be an option that I'll gave to consider.
>>26559066
exactly, at least she has a talent OP
>>26559514
Is she black or are you black or is chip black?
If none of the above I'm really confused. If not, I guess she's trying to be multicultural or something tumblr-y.
If it works it works, though.
>>26559329
Lol. You are so clueless.
>>26559549
>boobie pic
>>26559549
yea, in cuckold class, being tutored by chip
>>26557535
Nids are going get BTFO by Necrons anyways
>>26559560
Chip is Black but we are Caucasian- American.
at first I was like "wtf this anon with a gf is doing here on /r9k/"
but now these last pics shows exactly why you are here OP, sooner or later you're going to be cucked or left with no gf
>>26559549
>>How about a boobie pic
Do people really ask like this? It feels...
B
E
T
A
>>26557128
You've been cucked the second they met. You need to sever all ties to this chip
>>26559589
>interested in black culture
>new black friend always hanging out
Okay you're messing with me right
She totally wants to try his dick but doesn't wanna cheat on you and is trying to be friends with him instead
Calling it now, get ready for poly thing and sharing with Chip
>>26557696
Fuck off, Spess Mehreenssss are important
>>26559549
"""""""""""class"""""""""""
is this a new cuck term that I don't know about?
>>26559549
>be a beta about chip
>immediately bring up sex and ask for a nude
You just signaled that you feel threatened as fuck and you're trying to reassert yourself. You're fucking done bro.
>>26559549
>I love you
>awwww
>i'm gonna take you so hard
>im in classss
She's gone, mate.
>>26559549
Funny how she didn't reply to your fuck request, real funny.
>>26559589
Confirmed bait. No self respecting niggas are going to name their son "Chip" when Da-kwon, LeShawn or Lareese are available. Unless his mum was proper ghetto and his real name is Doritos because thats what she was eating when he was conceived?
>>26559621
I don't think that's OP, m8
I think it's another anon winding you up
>>26559621
She is also pro Bernie Sanders. They plan on going to a rally together but there's not enough money and gas for me to cone so I will have to stat gone while they share a motel.
>>26559589
>chip is black
that's it
it was one hell of a ride, but we all know it's over and we can go home now
>>26559549
I'm going to throw up holy shit
>>26559549
>boobie
>>26558752
>weird alpha male shit
As if trying to fuck a hottie who's dating a fat loser is weird
>>26559665
No. Chip is Big Mama's name for him.
>>26559582
underrated post lel
>>26559665
Fucking kek
Thisisoriginalm8
>>26559667
>share a motel
Oh god this has to be some anon baiting. Tell me you didn't post this OP.
>>26559667
>pro bernie sander
It's time to dump this
F I L T H Y C O M M I E
>>26559666
It's me. What's the problem?
OP here, genuinely don't know who's saying Chip's black but he's white
pic of chip included
>>26559736
Of fucking course it is, that's literally from pol greentexts about this
Just caught up boys
>being this beta
Jesus christ
>>26559693
Does he like being given a honkey nickname? Is he not incensed that his culture and heritage is being whitewashed by a white woman?
If I were him I'd make it my mission to fuck her in honour of my slave ancestors whilst making her call out my true name.
>>26559750
So Chip is two guy at once?
im disapppointed in you OP
you really had the ball rolling here, but you just had to push it that one bit further and make the guy black, and ruin any believability
you need to work on this. if you said he was white and like 5'10 it would be more believable
all in all, 7/10
>>26559750
Right or left?
>>26559750
he's on the right, sorry. idk who's on the left
>>26559750
Fuck off, impostor. I don't know who that is but Chip is a Black, Bernie supporter, not some car salesman.
>>26559750
Thank you OP, I am much more confident in your relationship now
(If that wasn't you, consider the thing about making sure you have sex more often. Surprise her with a dinner date or whatever, just do it)
