Why do so many women "attempt suicide"? I've dated 7 girls and 5 of them had cut marks on their wrist (going the wrong way lmao) and those same 5 also "tried to overdose on pills" but were conveniently in a place where someone would find them.
Bitches can't even do suicide right
But really, it's just to get attention.
>>26556207
Because it's attention seeking
Why are you asking questions you already know the answer too?
Learn to google/take any psychology class ever and you will know this. Men attempt suicide less but follow through more. Women attempt it more but follow through less. Men choose methods like gun/hanging, women choose drugs/cutting, things that work less effectively. Again, you're retarded, this is common knowledge
>>26556207
>I've dated 7 girls
>>26556248
Because he's attention seeking
Why are you asking questions you already know the answer too?
Because they like the attention. I know a dumb whore who legitimately thought her taking two Ambien and swallowing a sip of whiskey then going to sleep counted as a suicide attempt.
Haven't most of you pathetic faggots also 'tried suicide'?
You're always talking about it. You just doing it for attention because Stacey won't touch your peepee?
>>26556248
Obviously I know their motivation. That doesn't explain why they do it. Why do so many women prize attention seeking behavior to the point that they are willing to throw away personal safety, dignity, self respect, and morality, just for 1 day of attention. Why are so many women so weak-willed and pathetic?
>>26556347
There's a difference between attempting suicide and doing it for attention. Sometimes people without guns try to off themselves using less effective methods and leave themselves permanently scarred. Those are usually genuine. When women swallow five Tylenols and call it a suicide attempt thats for attention.
>>26556347
most men that anhero use a rope or a gun
pretty hard to fuck up those methods
most people that fail a suicide attempt never really wanted to die in the first place, they use methods like cutting and pills which are ineffective. they use those methods because they are "afraid of pain" which is a bullshit excuse because you'll be dead soon and won't feel pain.
pills and cutting are cries for attention and not suicide attempts
>>26556319
Fair point.totally original only god can judge me
>>26556457
Dignity, self-respect and morality obviously don't play a role if you're attention-starved to the point you'd simulate suicide. Don't pretend these women (and men) are in at all a rational space when they make suicidal gestures. They're just as depressed as anyone who completes suicide. Not wanting to die isn't a sign of weakness. It's normal.
>>26556619
Yes this.
I used to make shit posts all the time just to get attention. Sure it's pretty weak sauce compared to attempting suicide( or faking) but similar in principle.
>>26556671
have a you lad
>>26556692
Thanks family.
Here's a you back. We all need some you in our lives.
>>26556551
if I cut an artery in my neck will I not die?
>>26556856
It would be extremely painful
Original comment senpai
>>26556856
You can be saved. It's dangerous. Don't recommend it. Worst case you get brain damage and someone rescues you.
>>26556856
It would be extremely painful.....
For you
>>26556207
because they're emotional and cannot fathom their feelings and what they mean.
I would venture that most suicidal people are like this.
>>26556457
Because it doesn't matter as much for a woman to have those characteristics as much as it destroys the reputation of a man who has those characteristics.
>>26556856
I tried once with a box cutter. Failed to get deep enough to cut the actual artery and have a nice scar on my neck for my troubles. My advice would be to find a different way, is next to impossible to cut deep enough to be effective.
Doctor here.
I deal with a lot of suicides.
I get to see mostly women.
That is because the men never reach hospital.
I am tired of women who pretend to have swallowed a bottle of pills but are clearly lying then make my life difficult because they fake seizures or whatever they read on the bottle.
I am especially tired of women who actually the whole bottle, then realize they didn't really want to die and thought we would save them, and then I have to go through the trouble of organizing a liver transplant.
What a fucking waste of time women are to the system. The least they could do is actually kill themselves, but no. Even in dying they have to be attention whores.
I have grown to despise women and actually enjoy it when I see one die. Highlight of my day besides pizza.
i knew a guy who "attempted suicide" by taking like five melatonin capsules and then called his therapist immediately after
not women related, but damn do i still get a chuckle from that one
>>26556207
If a men shows he is depressed he will be mocked and avoided.
If a woman shows she is depressed, people will go the extra way to try and fix her up.
Women have an incentive to appear depressed. Attempting suicide (but failing) is about the flashiest way you can tell people you are depressed (even if you are not).
WARNING: Failing the suicide attempt is VERY IMPORTANT. Do not use anything that actually works! Only pills available over the counter!
>>26556994
what region do you practice in? would be curious to see how the demographics vary by region
do you see an increase around particular seasons?
>>26557034
???
I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure you'd have to take a shit ton of melatonin to kill yourself. What a dummy.
>>26556856
The odds of you actually following up with it are very low. The thing about using a gun or a rope is that you set it up and once you begin there's no way to stop it.
But if you're going to cut yourself to death, you'll feel pain, and then your body is going to throw everything it has at you just for you to STOP. Your body does not wish to die, even if you do.
However you are correct in saying that if you do finish it, you will die. It'd be easier if you actually had training, though (like women in japan used to). Imagine how awkward it would be to make a huge cut but in the wrong place! Boy that would be shameful when you woke up in the hospital.
>>26557034
i bet he had a good sleep.
>>26556207
it's because of shit bands like suicide silence and asking alexandria making being the victim "sexy". so they acted like their lives were shit to fit into a stupid scene.
>>26556207
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>>26557085
I don't see an increase in seasons, because I work in intensive care and emergency. I see actual suicide ATTEMPTS, not successful suicides. That means I see the women, who aren't really depressed, and therefore don't really respond to season.
When I used to work in a clinic, though, the amount of genuinely depressed young men I would see would increase in severity in the Winter months. I imagine the amount of successful suicides (again, men) would spike the same way in Winter, but again - I don't get to see them, because they are dead, and I deal with the living.
So, /r9k/ is everyone who tries to kill themselves and fails to do so a poser who only does it for attention?
What's it like dating an hero
>>26557061
This is also why men are more likely to actually have success with suicide.
>>26557245
How do you actually fail to kill yourself though?
You'd either have to be retarded or never have intended to die.
>>26557279
So they're retarded or posers who only do it for attention then.
/r9k/ is the one of the only places on the internet where the reaction to attempted suicide is "do it right next time!"
>>26557245
Not everyone, no. But people who actually want to die tend to research it a lot before attempting, so if they wind up not-dead there will be some sort of severe damage to their everythings.
A person who actually wants to die dreads the not-dying and being seen in the state they are currently in. Someone who is only faking it WANTS to be seen. That affects the methods used, as well.
>>26556885
>>26556901
It'll never die.
>>26557320
So someone who attempts it, realizes they don't want to die and either stops at the last second or 'fucks it up' isn't a poser?
>>26556470
>swallow five Tylenols
I remember once when I was pissed off I grab a good handful and swallowed them and just laid down hoping to die and all it did was make my heart hurt
>>26557354
Anon. Anon.
Anon.
Anon!
What defines who is a poser and who is not is whether the person attempting suicide actually wishes for it to succeed!
It's simple: if you attempt it while planning for it to fail, YOU ARE NOT REALLY TRYING TO DIE.
>>26557392
It's also possible to be a poser and actually die! By doing something you expect will not kill you, but it does because you had complications or something.
The intent is what matters.
>>26557314
I don't condone suicide. I think people should have the right still, honestly.
But there is something really wrong with the way attention is divvied out when female suicide "attempts" are never really attempts at suicide, and men die silently without any alarms being raised. It's like the loudest message in the world that superfluous males exist.
>>26557392
I realized this a while ago.
I went up to the roof of a tall building because I wanted to jump off. Walking out through the door, I stuck a piece of wood in it because I knew it would lock behind me.
In that moment I realized I never actually would go through with it, I just thought I did. So now I'm in limbo. Can't live, can't die.
>>26556994
I work as an EMT and I can confirm, when we get calls in for an attempted suicide it is usually women. Two weeks ago a women took an entire bottle of Viagra, then called 911, screaming all the way to the hospital about how she wants to live. men who kill themselves are usually dead or "circling the drain" and end up dyeing on the way there.
>>26557392
OK, so they don't intend to kill themselves yet 'attempt' suicide anyway. Does that make them an inherently bad person?
>>26557412
It's an issue but I don't see many ways to 'fix it'. If we don't pay any attention to females attempting suicide then there's a high chance that they'll do it for real next time, and then you're just as bad as people not giving a shit about males.
>>26557459
*dying
I really need sleep
>>26557495
>Does that make them an inherently bad person?
Yes. By using something as terrible as this in a way to get attention and validation from their peers, they are mocking the real suffering of others.
Look around you. A woman has a bad day in the office and now she claims to be "depressed". It's getting to the point that if someone is depressed and actually manages to ask for help, people will just laugh and say "Oh yeah, this one time I stubbed my toe and it hurt, so I was depressed alright, just cheer up!". Then the next time that person makes their feelings public is in their coffin.
I know your female brain wants to use any and all tricks available to you to bolster your own status, but this is just not right.
>>26556692
>>26556778
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>>26557450
You need someone to kill you.
That's all it is.
Your best bet is to hire a woman to do it, so at least as a consolation prize you get some sexual cathartic release in your death.
Sharing the primal intimacy of being killed by a woman might set you straight.
>>26557495
>there's a high chance that they'll do it for real next time
But statistically this is highly unlikely.
It's like the wage gap being blown up in the media even though it's entirely fictitious. If it sounds serious or bad enough, it gets a lot of attention. And I know this makes people upset to read, but that's what a female suicide attempt is. It's almost always grasping for attention.
>>26556994
>I have grown to despise women and actually enjoy it when I see one die. Highlight of my day besides pizza.
Funniest comment I have read since the doctor bitched about his landwhale patient on /fit/.
>>26557495
>OK, so they don't intend to kill themselves yet 'attempt' suicide anyway. Does that make them an inherently bad person?
Pretending that you have intention to kill yourself in front of loved ones is incredibly shitty and makes you a terrible person. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>26557100
it'd be like trying to kill yourself by downing a bottle of vitamins. your liver's gonna be shitty with you and you'll probably puke.
dude was fuckin stupid. got roped into all kinds of supplement pyramid schemes, called himself an "entrepreneur" for doing shitty magic and hypnosis bits. kinda wish it would've killed him.
>>26557545
You're equating idiots who use the whole "lol I'm so depressed I just got dumped :(" thing with people who attempt suicide but don't go through with it.
And no, I'm not a female. I have as little sympathy for women who 'attempt' suicide but that's not what I'm talking to you.
>>26557605
OK, so people who want to kill themselves shouldn't get any help because they're just "pretending"? The overriding message here is that suicidal people should just get it over with instead of selfishly living on.
>>26556207
because Chad wouldn't let them gargle his balls
>>26557641
Why are you shoving words down my mouth? People who fake intention on suicide should be shunned for such a public stunt that devalues actual suicidal people. Where on earth did you get the message that that means we should ignore the actual suicidal? You're taking what I said to the extreme.
Yo dude I used to cut myself don't judge it felt good at the time
>>26557699
Not exclusively your mouth, but /r9k/'s mouth. The opinion is that ANYONE (especially females) attempting suicide are just posers with no real problems. It's devaluing suicidal people all the same because it adds to their self hatred as it implies they have a 'character flaw' if they don't fully commit to killing themselves.
>>26557641
>You're equating idiots who use the whole "lol I'm so depressed I just got dumped :(" thing with people who attempt suicide but don't go through with it.
No.
I'm saying that since stupid cunts keep faking suicide attempts to garner attention, they end up devaluing these words.
I'm saying that the reason people go "lol I'm so depressed I just got dumped :(" is, at least in part, because of those bitches.
>>26556207
That doesn't mean they "attempted suicide", OP.
Consider this, you can't do something you view to be less immediately advantageous than another option. Similarly, humans can't be truly self destructive. If someone is injuring themselves, it's due to gaining some tangible benefit from doing so. Whether that benefit be attention, distraction, or some form of pleasure their is a reward to be gained over not doing it. The same is actually true of suicide, but that's not what I'm getting at.
This is coming from a person who will never remove their shirt/pants, as I look hideous with my body being covered in scars.
>>26557761
Yes, but then you get edgy faggots like that """doctor""" above who laughs at anyone coming in who didn't actually kill themselves. That only makes it worse for actual suicidal people and is in fact quite a normie way of thinking.
>>26556457
women are valued by society no matter what
they have no need for dignity
men are only valued as long as they are strong
if they want attention it's socially acceptable for them to be weak to get it. No one will criticize them for it
I can't decide on a suicide method. I'm so tempted to shoot myself in the head. But it would be traumatic for the family to see my brains sprayed everywhere. Strongly considering an exit bag, but fear of surviving with permanent brain damage is a problem (except I'd probably be happier). I kind of just want to get drunk and never wake up. And I can't visit any high places because I get so anxious about how badly I want to jump.
It's a fucker of a conundrum, so instead of doing what I feel like I need to do, I just keep suffering this bullshit.
>>26556551
>some neckbeard NEET talking about what they don't know again
Nah, most suicides are in the moment. They tried it that way thinking it'd work. Yes some are cries for help, but it's no one's fault but you're own that nobody cares that you tried to off yourself.
>>26556207
You worded your question in a way which implies you already know that they do it for attention, so why even ask? Why ask the same question everyone on this board asks every single day? Are you that fucking bored?
>>26557703
i cut too, as recently as sometime in late 2015. been off and on since about 12 years ago (started as 11 yr old).
i don't even like it. it's what comes to mind as something to do that other people do when they're having a bad time, so maybe it'll make me feel better. it never does and then i have to go through that shitty itchy scab phase and feel like a goddamn fool.
Women get more support from suicide attempts but don't have the balls to actually kill themselves.
If you're gonna kill yourself, do it with a gun. If you jump off a building you might regret it halfway down. If you hang yourself you might puss out and grab the rope above you and pull yourself up. If you do pills you might regret it and need organ transplants. If you crash a your car you might hurt other people without killing yourself. If you put your head on a train track the train might just stop before it hits you.
Guns are the only way.
>>26556887
plan on doing it in a forest where nobody can find me.
can't get a weapon legally and I hate pills/substances. prefer to do it the old fashioned way.
>>26556957
I will plunge the blade inside.
>>26557833
i read a flowery anti-suicide article which featured a woman who drilled a hole in the side of her kitchen cabinet to fit the gun in, put her head in the drawer, and pulled the trigger. less cleanup.
i can't find the article now and if anyone can i'd like to bookmark it.
>>26557965
Anon I dunno. I'm on the upswing on depression now (I think). Maybe tough it through? Like, what is pain really when you have the potential to be happy for something like 10 minutes within the next 15 years. That's the standard I feel ok with, that's where I can say I'm neutral about suicide. I'm almost ready to say I'm there at that goal now. So anything past that is just a win.
But if you believe in an afterlife (and God solves your bodily woes) I guess you have more of a reason to go through with it. But I dunno.
>>26556994
>I have grown to despise women and actually enjoy it when I see one die. Highlight of my day besides pizza
Top KekM8
Just let these whores kill themselves off. Most probably were just pumped and dumped by Chad , and yet were somehow surprised.
>>26558006
That's smart. But the house I'm staying in is owned by someone else. That would be really fucked up for my landlord, who is also my uncle. I'm his last remaining tie to my mom.
How painful is jumping, really? If it's from a high enough place, that is.
>>26558217
If you fall head first you should be knocked out before you feel any actual pain. The falling will probably cause you to panic and might cause you not to fall head first, though. And if you fall on your legs, is easy to survive unless you fell from ridiculously high. And that will hurt like hell.
Maybe just rent a room somewhere and do it there idk.
>>26556319
Because he's attention seeking
Why are you asking questions you already know the answer too?
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saving to go to zurich
best option no chance of fucking up
gun suicides fail more often than people say pic related
>>26557833
It's going to be traumatic for them to find you no matter what. Just go shoot yourself in some forest somewhere, or somewhere semi public that you will be hidden away for at least a little while.
>>26558284
That's why there's a right way and a wrong way to kill yourself with a gun and you should research it before doing anything.
btw shotguns are probably better than guns by a long shot.
>>26556207
1.Women are more religious than men
Suicide is considered a one way ticket to hell so women are too scared to really kill themselves. Instead they fake it for attention.
2.Men use guns
Already mentioned
3.People kind of like it when mentally ill men disappear
Mentally ill men are dangerous to people while mentally ill women are considered adorable for being vulnerable
>>26558184
not gonna die because I'm sad. the death is a result of understanding that my life is meaningless.
and when I run out of fun thing and the torture of existence increases, I will do it.
there is no reason to keep suffering.
>>26558367
I don't believe in god, but I guess I can't speak for all women.
I want to use a gun, but my dad is an anti-gun freak and would probably try to use his political influence to make guns illegal for civilians if I offed myself with one (although he would certainly fail). Point is, it would haunt him forever.
Nobody "likes" it when people kill themselves. It leaves endless unanswered questions, and often leads to total assholes being made martyrs.
Mentally ill women are not considered "adorable". Just less scary. If they have children, they are treated with the same disdain as mentally ill men. Disturbed men have it harder simply because they are more threatening to others. Guys with shit going on in their head are more likely to take others with them, statistically speaking. This is in addition to the fact that they tend to be more physically threatening than women.
>>26557833
>it would be traumatic for the family to see my brains sprayed everywhere
I want to make this abundantly clear for a lot of people who choose to use this as a viable form of apprehension.
I'd say you're no better than these "attempted" fags with this excuse that is so easily remedied.
Escape your surroundings.
It doesn't matter how, just distance yourself from your families natural sphere of influence and kill yourself in secrecy.
It's that simple. It's a 50 or 30 dollar investment to get on a fucking train or bus and die.
Don't say you're scared of your family finding your body. It's bullshit.
Leave ditch your identifiable personal belongings and ice yourself. Simple.
>>26558598
Hot damn.
I've felt so "trapped" in my surroundings that I never considered running away.
Hell, I might as well blow all my cash on a nice vacation and then end it. Once I have nothing left, just go. Why should I die miserable at home with money sitting in my account? I might as well spend it on myself. I guess it could go to funeral costs, but I want to be cremated. That's not expensive, and if my remains are never found, who gives a fuck?
>>26558485
No that's retarded anon. Presume you're in a situation where you're happy for a moment. Does the meaninglessness matter really? It's your experience of happiness that matters. Nihilism isn't really that sad a thing when you realize just what you are.
You can care about things other than yourself too. Imagine you had kids, you'd probably care for them. You want them to have good lives after you're gone. It doesn't matter if you don't experience that future, the actions you take which you think will benefit them will pleasure you in the moment.
And if that doesn't suffice then you turn to religion. Because that's Nihilism denial. Not everyone has the capacity to convince themselves of that but you can try.
I once put a plastic bag over my head to suffocate myself. It was a dumb idea but it's all I had.
A few minutes in I was getting dizzy and just tore it off. A week later I put myself in a hospital because I knew I would just get more "extreme" with my attempts.
>>26558897
I will never have kids. It would mean I lost to my animal impulses.
Religion is a cosy lie I will never accept.
>>26559102
There's more than kids though. Fighting for causes and just helping random. Be that girl from Welcome to the NHK.
>I've lost to being what I am
Anon I'm not convinced you're taking this seriously. If you can prefer not to have kids then there's no reason to contemplate suicide. You have a preference, that means you have local reasons for deciding that's preferable. That's good.
>>26556207
They don't generally resort to violent (effective) means, such as firearms or jumping. The survival rate of hanging, wrist slashing or overdosing is much higher.
Women attempt suicide
Men kill themselves
>>26559229
fighting for causes and helping people of different ideologies is against my interests. I do not intend to help those who made and keep making the world so horrible.
>>26559373
>those who made and keep making the world so horrible.
Who might they be, anon?
>>26556207
did they attempt suicide before or after dating you?
>>26556339
>nigga you bout to go to sleep and wake up dead
>man how can you wake up if you dead?
>you're a zombie
>>26559373
What about those who fight about those? What about those who fight against the idea of any of that ideology crap (preventing partisanship). There's so much to explore anon you rally don't have to be bored.
>>26556856
There was a guy in Australia who went to the store, took a knife, plunged it into his throat and died on the store floor.
>>26558861
>That's not expensive, and if my remains are never found, who gives a fuck?
Logic and reason are often shunned by the lukewarm.
The only reason i'm still alive is because i'm trying to plan properly and not fuckup with a fuckwit half measure.
>>26560912
>Logic and reason are often shunned by the lukewarm.
>>26560941
I love my hats as much as my big words. But i'm more of a derby guy myself.
I couldn't find a simpler way of saying it, i'm autist like that.
What explanation can you come up with though for people who have no resolve? Even if you give them a reasonable answer and solution, and they still reject it.
They aren't cold or hot, they're weak willed I guess. The very nature of this exchange is edge, I won't deny you that. But is there any other way to describe someone who chooses to ignore what I mean?
If you can't get a gun, get a good quality hunting crossbow and tie a string to the trigger. Firmly Clamp or duct tape the handle or stock of the crossbow to a table 5 feet away from your head.
>>26559472
get the fuck off this board you dumb redditor
>>26558284
is going to zurich a way of saying suicide?
I've never heard that one and wonder why zurich in particular
