TFW no baby & 28 years old
I'm 24 m and it sure looks like I won't have kids either
>partywhore wants to settle down
>can't even find a provider in the most cucked beta society in modern human history
you must be really, REALLY ugly
>>26556092
Better hurry up and put a bun in that oven!
Wait too much longer and you'll end up popping out mong babies.
CHILD CHILD CHILD BIOLOGY HUMAN CONDITION CHILDREN
we're living inside a prison.
>>26556092
>tfw 19
>want to have a baby with this 31 y/o woman
>tfw she's playing hard to get
>>26556092
tfw 45 and no babies
>>26557193
I'm really sorry my man, your genes die with you
>>26557241
Does anyone give a shit about their genes though? Why would you? I can understand if you've got some great genes and go "well it's a shame they're lost", but come on. Even if we weren't on r9k, odds are that most people don't have great genes because they're a mixed bag. You might get beauty and intelligence, but here's some mental disease and predisposition to cancer to go with it and so on.
you can marry me (M21) for Norwegian citizenship, granted you weigh less than 130 pounds :3
>>26556092
What she actually means
>tfw no beta provider to divorce and to obtain alimony from
>>26557189
>>26557241
>samefagging this hard
I cannot believe there's an old hag here seriously trying to get a beta provider by shaming another anon. That's pretty pathetic desu
>>26556092
Why the fuck would you want a child in the first place
it's not going to be a baby for very long, before you know it they'll be another miserable waste of space
don't do it, you cruel bitch
>>26557332
To blackmail emotionally into taking care of you when you're old and worthless. Also known as "love".
>>26556092
I feel bad for you. I think for women they usually want kids younger. I'm a 26 year old guy and I want to be 29-32 when I have a kid with a 28 year old girl. I'm a man so I can afford to be older when I have one, and I will have to get older to make more money also.
>>26557424
Soon I'm not a lost cause! I'm 24 and was losing all hope
>>26556092
>I have 6 kids
>it is the best thing ever
>>26556092
Why don't you get one of these dolls if you don't have a real baby?
https://youtu.be/lUL532V-qtg
>>26556092
>you will never be a mommy
i fucking hate this feel
>>26556092
>TFW no baby & 28 years old
The easy way being asking random male on the street, stop everything and impregnate me.
Although probably not a good idea when i think about it.
jesus, with it being the current year and all, i cant believe people still havent figured out how to sever that connection between their ape mind and their human one
fuck kids, i dont want a single one. a kid is just an autocuck, or selfcuck
Heh, i didnt even kiss a woman or had a date and im 29.
It could be worse.
>>26556092
You're almost thirty, might as well kill yourself now.
>>26556092
You're not fit to have a child.
It will never fill the hole in your empty meaningless life.
You are trash
How fit are you to have a kid?
I gave up on the whole "motherhood" thing when I was 15 and got in a car wreck and my baby maker got impaled. at least I have a nephew to spoil the shit out of and a second one on the way.
>>26557241
seriously who cares
>>26558839
Tell the story, describe how you were impaled
>>26556092
I would ask why you haven't found a man yet at that age, but I probably already know the answer.
Know that feel, sis.
Same here. 28 and no babby, no man.
It's over. It's too late now.
>>26557193
Are you cute?
Female?
>>26558925
I bet it was vaginally.
>>26558839
>lost your virginity to a crashing car
that's pretty fucking metal
>women in charge of not being animals
It's even worse now because men are all too aware of the child support/alimony game. If you think getting a man is out of your reach, having a fucking kid is never going to happen.
>>26558979
With a bbc
>>26557140
THE RAT RACE !
TFW baby and 82 years old
>>26558979
Quite likely above that.
>>26558554
>>26558942
I really want to know more about this feeling (for the sake of my fetish)
What is going through your mind?
Why do you want to do it even though you know it'll be extremely painful?
>27
>90% females i know have kids already
its too late.
im not taking care of no ones kid. hell, i dont even want kids
>>26559266
pain and pleasure are different intensities of the same sensation, life does not seek merely to avoid pain, it does not seek to simply exist. Life seeks to grow, to flourish. The tree shoots skyward, grass spreads across the land, and humans too shoot skyward and spread, on both a mental and physical level. Nietzsche called this the will to power, above and beyond the will to live of Schopenhauer.
But to have an opportunity at mental growth, at mental mastery, one must achieve physical growth, one must reproduce.
>>26556092
tic toc
tic toc
tic
toc
>>26556092
>tfw 24 Kv
Well at least I don't have kids
>>26556092
hang in there OP, no baby doesn't mean no life
>>26558839
>at least I have a nephew to spoil the shit out of and a second one on the way
It's not the same. I thought the same as you until I had my first child. The joy of having your own child is indescribable.
Can you actually feel your eggs spoiling or drying out, physically I mean? Or is it more psychological?
>tfw wanna be sperm donor
>tfw newspaper advertises a lack there of and I want to help now that single mom's are allowed artificial insemination
>have genetically transferable disease
Its not even a big deal, a surgery if it surfaces, tests are piss cheap and everything. But it's the rules.
Assuming how I'm feeling like now isn't a genetic problem (family doesn't have it though) I'm a pretty good sperm hose. 134IQ last time. Good length genes (siblings are ~185-205 cm). Brother has aesthetic face and we're similar.
It really does pain me that there's people out there who are serious enough about having children that they go through such a convoluted process to get them, and there's not enough masturbators who want to give them what they want. Probably the best of parents not being given a chance.
>>26558839
can I impale your baby maker?
>>26559652
And you get money for masturbating too. It's pretty weird how people aren't doing this more. Frankly this service should be used to breed the ubermench (I don't evens see any ethical problems with this because it doesn't require such drastic measures). If you wanna have related children then have each partner have their own child. Guys sperm+donor egg, donor sperm +girl egg.
Tbh i'd wait until 30 or so so i could live a little first you know but i suppose women have this innate urge
>>26556092
How could you not get a bf/husband, do you just sit inside in front of your PC all day
People who don't adopt are greedy and fell for the cuck meme. If you want to have a positive influence in children's lives become a teacher, but that's not what breedfags want to do. They are just gross people.
>>26560637
i know you'll get people saying you're an edgy fedorafag but i completely agree
why on earth would you go through the ordeal of raising a kid through infancy when you could just adopt a kid that's already like 3-4 and knows how to go to take a piss and shit?
plus overpopulation, millions of kids in foster care who need someone, etc
>>26559648
You can see them once a month, I guess that would be irritating to someone who is a complete slave to societal pressures, that's where most of the psychological impact comes from. It's probably on the same level as wanting to nut inside a girl, which is ultimately negligible.
>>26560681
I always consider the happening could occur any minute, in which case I'd want my resources freed up, in case I had no choice but to care for a bunch of wayward kids for whatever reason. I wouldn't have to make the choice between my own and them. I also don't like the idea of being responsible for their existence and thus, their inherent flaws.
When it's your own kids, it's harder to gain their respect because it's always in the back of their minds that you were the one who took the trouble to bring them into a world of confusion and suffering.
I'd rather be their senpai than make the choice between being their literal owner, if I don't want to be a lazy uninvolved liberal type of parent.
>21 years old
>No plans on having children
>Feel disgusted by the thought of having a parasite living inside of me for 9 months
Should I just end it now?
>>26561024
You are a parasite you fat idiot
>>26561024
Yeah sure every man only wants you for your reproductive functions.no not really anon please dont
>>26556092
>Tfw lesbian
>Starting to want kids but don't want to be the one pregnant
>It's ok cause we can either adopt or gf can carry
Truly a good feel
>>26557241
They don't really constitute "me" though. I mean ficking obviously they are "me" but if I pass them on or not I'm still dead and there is nothing "me" in my offspring aside from some shit code. Im still dead. The only acceptable aanswers would be immortality, cloning(maybe not really), or making a great work of art/progress/whatever. I guess what I'm trying to say is reproducing as a way to deal with individual mortality is retarded, and that a piece of DNA makes insignificant difference
>>26556092
too early
I don't even plan to have any before 30
>tfw I'll never have a gf that doesn't want kids
>tfw I'll never be her replacement son
I wonder what this would be like doing to a human female and her offspring.
>>26561087
You aren't a lesbian you're just a loser
>>26556092
I'll give you a baby if I don't have to do anything with it.
Very good looking, good shape, big dick, intelligent. I'll shoot a baby into you
>>26561806
You'd never pull through that shit anon don't even begin.
You're here for a reason and if that was what you were capable of you wouldn't be here.
>>26559010
well not my virginity. but a piece metal did stab me in the lower belly area put to my belly button killing my uterus. paramedics thought I was gonna die on the scene
>26 and have dual income no kids with boyfriend
shit is the best
ILL KILL YOUR UTERUS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>tfw girl just broke up with me because i dont intend on getting marriage or having kids in next 5 years
I'm 23 for fuck sake
>>26563011
Hopefully we evolve so women can have kids later. This stressing when you're young doesn't make sense.
>>26563011
you done goofed
most girls are married and starting their family at 22. latest 24.
by the time you wait, you'll have a bunch of divorced moms after you, or women who never got married for one red flag or another.
take it from me, i know
>>26563138
Average in Australia is 28-32.
>>26562854
Srsly.
We bought over $3k in Legos this year so far.
>>26563182
Holy shit. Living the life.
>>26563176
And their birth rate is below replacement.
>tfw 24 and have a kid somewhere in New Jersey
>almost all my friends and family are there
>terrified to reenter the state because I'll run into her again (she lives 20min from my home town)
>find out from our only common link that she has been trying to find out my info
>no social media presence
>feel like it's only a matter of time before she gets lucky and finds someone who knows me
not sure what to do
>>26563307
And? Like I give a shit
>>26563330
>letting your kid grow up without meeting you
>letting your kid grow up without a dad
Don't sweat it femanon, babies suck ass anyway, and they age you twice as fast. I'm sure it can't be that hard to find a partner.
your fucking up your only son the longer you wait for the inevitable
>>26557288
>Does anyone give a shit about their genes though? Why would you?
Because i am selfish and I want to leave a final ''fuck you'' to this world by having descendants.
Especially as someone who is supposed to be a ''loser who is going to die alone''.
>>26561024
>21 years old
>Doesn't want children
No shit you stupid cunt.
>>26559179
>underrated
Personally, I'm disgusted with the idea of cursing a human being with my pathetic genes. I could consider adoption.
>>26563364
she was a sloppy whore
as far as i can tell, she also got fat as shit after the pregnancy
i feel bad for the kid, but i want nothing to do with that woman
>>26563330
You don't get that kind of bs on Eurotime. I'm happy to stay up late so I can gloat.
>>26556092
>Roastie who fucked chads in her prime years just realized that she is alone and worthless now
lel
>>26557424
I want to be 30-35 when I have kids with a 22 year old. I'm definitely not marring some bitch with aging autism eggs.
>>26559592
>The joy of having your own child is indescribable.
Until it grows up to be a disappointment that is.
>>26559652
>tfw can never make money from jacking off because I have bipolar disorder.
>>26563478
guess what chief
the older the male, the better chance you got autism sperm
>>26563429
You're a fucking degenerate senpai
>>26559836
The Ubermensch is a process, not a person.
t. Nietzsche fangirl.
>>26556092
TICK
O
C
K
Soon your eggs will be useless girlcuck, better find someone soon. clock's a tickin'
>>26563182
>yeah having no kids is awesome!
>proceed to spend three thousand dollars on children's toys
man, fuck this generation.
>>26563560
My parents where 17 and 16...
Growing up poor and unstable with nothing planned for me top of my autism drove me here.
Older and mature father is crucial.
>>26563560
Exactly why I need a young girl.
>>26563598
Not all Lego is strictly for children. Most of the sets I mean are recommended for at least 14+.
>>26556092
>tfw want my oneitis to impregnate me
>but he's a schizophrenic robot
>and i'm only 18
>>26563647
you're not catching my drift dumb ass
either adult that is over 30 dramatically increases the likely hood of autism and other mental defects. so if you're 30+ it won't matter how young she is. the chances are still high
>>26556092
Maybe a refugee will strongarm you and you can bare a rape-child.
>>26563658
yes, and there are 'adult' coloring books too.
Stop deluding yourself, if you're going to be a fucking autistic build real models, get into welding, blacksmithing, weaving, carpentry, sewing, something actually creative. Something that doesn't come with all of the pieces premade and an instruction manual.
Legos are children's toys. Period. If you're using them to build sets, you're employing all of the creativity of someone assembling fucking Ikea furniture.
>>26563688
k.
Pic: unrelated
>>26563730
>shame about the trans/10
>>26563728
What is it with /r9k/ and assuming an interest in one thing precludes any interest in other things?
Mentioning how much I spent on Lego doesn't mean I didn't spend in other areas of life, nor does it mean I exclusively occupy my time with a hobby I picked up a month and a half ago.
i want to get a fembot pregnant and then immediately dump her the day she gives birth and leave her to fend for herself for being a dumb bitch
>>26563876
Maybe the fact that 90% of the people here are mentally ill, most of whom having an illness that tends to lead to singleminded obsessions with one particular field?
>>26563182
I eat like royalty, fuck like it's children of men, and sell drugs to single parents.
>>26556092
>>26556092
I can impregnate you whenever you want.
>>26563730
i-is it a man?
I'll cum inside you, whore! All you have to agree to is that I don't pay anything, and I get to cuddle with the kid if it's a loli.
>>26562809
>losing your virginity before 15
fucking slut, whore
>>26558839
are you cute tho
>you will never conceive a child with your virgin waifu who knows only your cock
Just fuck my life up
>>26556092
>tfw you hate your mother for making you
be happy anon that you didn't make children who despise you for it
>>26557241
we are all 99.99% genetically identical, your individual genes are irrelevant
>>26564298
You're such a fucking idiot it hurts. Every species on the whole of the planet can mate solely with other beings that share 99.9%+ DNA. The small differences add up to eventually create new races, and then new species. Biology one-oh-fucking-one. Drown yourself in bleach.
Where do you live? I'll donate my sperm.
>>26564347
we're like what 70-80% with all other life on the planet? our particular incarnation of life isn't the de facto correct one. it really doesn't matter who we are as individuals or what our genetic contribution is. on a long enough time line none of this matters.
>>26564440
Shudup fagit
>>26564440
Oh, you're a nihilist. Why didn't you say so? Now I really don't care what you have to say, because people like you will inevitably be wiped from this earth by your own very nature.
>>26564466
>Oh, you're a nihilist.
don't put words in my mouth
>>26564225
>tfw will get to know this
>>26557241
>I'm really sorry my man, your genes die with you
Implying that individual genes constitute you rather than the combination.
Implying another you can ever be created a second time from this gene soup by participating in reproduction.
Conventional reproduction is just a game of lottery, it does not imply that you will be saving yourself.
Only cloning is saving yourself.
>>26556092
ROASTIE GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw tall, athletic and virile
>in my prime, body is constantly ready to reproduce
>have an 8x6 dick, non stop veiny boners all day, always leaking precum, have to wash that area twice a day from the smell of hormones
>tfw no older woman to act as a breeding bull for
Just kill me now
>>26564729
i'd bet we achieve immortality by exploiting information-theoretic death, less ethical implications and more practical applications
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information-theoretic_death
>>26564466
Nihilism isn't hereditary if you didn't come from a long line of fucking idiots you'd be capable of understanding. Nihilists come from descendants of people who are intelligent enough to realize the inevitability of their own death and failure and have kids anyway to get people like you off their ass because they're pussies.
>>26556092
2 moire years until your ovaries are shriveled and useless
also you have higher chances of having autistic children
just end your life roastie
>>26564824
>i'd bet we achieve immortality by exploiting information-theoretic death, less ethical implications and more practical applications
Medical science is absolute shit. They, for example, have no clue about information storage in the brain to begin with. To imply that they can resuscitate a brain and worry only about informational loss is absurd, because most resuscitated brains suffer from damage which leaves them impaired enough to not know if they suffered informational loss.
Also, the information contained in a brain is always in flux.
TO ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS THREAD, PLS ANSWER!!!
TO ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS THREAD, PLS ANSWER!!!
TO ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS THREAD, PLS ANSWER!!!
>Do you want to be a mother?
>If no one loves you, then why don't you go to a sperm bank and become a mother?
It's so simple for women to become pregnant, unless your womb is broken to begin with. I do not understand this thread one single bit.
Also ladies go to a fucking clinic and store your eggs.
You could even sell those eggs for money.
>>26562854
>We're so happy!
>>26563182
>R-Really guys we're happy ;-;
>S-Someone please validate me
Many baby crazy fembots on here 2nite
You spent 3k on legos, I spent 3k on musical instruments. Difference is my hobby betters me and doesn't pigeonhole me into le millennial meme.
>>26563330
I'm 24 and have at least 5 or 6 kids with all different women. I don't know the real number and I've never met any of them. What you do is keep ignoring it.
How the flying fuck do females end up old and single?
I can understand for men, because they have to try a little harder since it's their job to approach and take risks. But a women just needs to not be a fattie, and guys will literally approach her and do all the footwork for her.
>>26565281
>But a women just needs to not be a fattie
Considering 80% of murrican women are that should answer your question well enough.
>>26565196
I'd like to, I just wanted to wait till everything was well.
I'm actually stopping my birth control next month and we're gonna start trying.
>>26565240
It's momentary monetary enjoyment. Gotta splurge and savor while free time is still existent.
>>26565196
!!!PLS ANSWER!!! !!!PLS ANSWER!!!
>>26565319
I want you to kill yourself you dumb normie slut
>>26565253
I don't only have one interest. What do you think I did with my life pre-2016? Excitedly await the development of the only hobby I'd ever have?
>>26565319
>I'd like to, I just wanted to wait till everything was well.
Not sure how you can plan in such a way.
It's so strange that people in the past never thought of it like that.
What I mean is that people had children and worked around that. This is one of the reasons why western population is declining.
>25 close to 26
>have saved sizeable amount of dosh.
>take the prospect of having children so serious that I'm half certain I'll never find a woman I consider worth risking a kid on.
Being responsible sucks. I wish I could just be a normie and irresponsibly get some chick pregnant but no. I refuse to raise a child in anything but an ideal home. I have to much love for someone that doesn't even exist to make them suffer with a horrible mother.
>>26565400
>Not sure how you can plan in such a way.
Because they're selfish degenerates only interested in what feels good at the moment
This isn't exactly a secret
>>26557064
Probably unrealistic standards
>have a good friend
>she happens to be lesbo
>tells me one day she's been starting to get the urge to be a mother
>oh lol that's cute
>thought passes through my head that I could give my sperm to my friend
>the idea of providing and passing on my genes has a certain feeling of pride associated with it
>start to consider the actual implications
>imagine my own son being raised by someone else, someone close to me so that I would see it happening, but where I wouldn't be a father or even a relative to him in his life but rather just someone his mommy knows
>freak out
Why is reality always different from the fantasy?
I didn't have my first kid until I was 29, as long as you come from healthy stock it is the only way to mom unless you're financially well off, done partying, and mentally stable on your own as well as in your relationship, which is a tall order.
>>26565196
Holy shit, because being a single mother is hell. Any woman who would have a child knowing they're alone should be committed to a mental hospital.
>>26565400
I'm sure we could have worked through it had we accidentally conceived, since nearly everyone else manages to. And as you say, have done so throughout history.
But given the choice, I wanted to wait. Till I had a job I could continue to do while pregnant and then while raising a kid, at least.
>>26556092Amber, fuck you and your lies. You were at college a while ago and said you had a son.
>>26565498
Get out
Kill yourself normie
>>26565486
kill yourself sIut
>>26565400
But that's wrong. Young girls married men with careers that could provide. Then later, as women waited to get married after 18, moral and responsible people waited to have kids until they could support them properly. Now today, kids are screwing by 14 and everyone's babies are mistakes. The only people who are breeding responsibly are Mormons.
>>26565486
>Holy shit, because being a single mother is hell. Any woman who would have a child knowing they're alone should be committed to a mental hospital.
So, it's worse to reproduce than to be alone forever?
This is why women and men differ. Ask a man, if given the chance to reproduce and they will take it even if the burden of raising the said child rests squarely on them.
>>26565498
Well, anyway, good luck to you.
>>26565588
You are describing the shift of support from family to state. That is also one of the underlying factors for western decline in births.
Also the age difference was not that pronounced in the past.
>>26565598
Because men love to provide. It's in our DNA.
It's one of the reasons why the children of single fathers do well, and why the children of single mothers tend to have behavioral problems.
>>26565647
>the age difference was not that pronounced in the past.
A couple centuries ago 14 was marrying age for women, to men of practically any age.
>>26565697
Let's make this happen.
>>26565697
Race traitor trash tbqh
kill yourself
>>26565745
Yes, you are stating the age of marriage, but what I'm trying to state is that the average marriage was not the one you are describing.
>>26565748
Which state do you live in, anon?
>>26565598
I really, really doubt that. There is no way to substantiate that claim whatsoever. Plenty of women have children by random losers they fucked who they know won't be around. That doesn't mean they're not miserable later. Besides, there's no stigma for single dads like there is with moms, not just in the social world, but in the business one as well.
>>26565196
Nobody likes single moms anon.
>>26565729
>Because men love to provide. It's in our DNA.
Well, even at an young age boys know that if they cannot be providers then they are worthless. I suppose it is true.
>>26565802
Washington. Are you Japanese, of 100% glorious Japanese descent?
>>26565825
Korean. Wisconsin.
>>26565697
your kids would come out brown and gooky looking, anyway.
>>26565814
>Plenty of women have children by random losers they fucked who they know won't be around.
but we are talking about using a sperm bank vs one night stands.
One is a responsible act of desperation and other is an irresponsible act?
Also are you alone if you are mother?
>>26565835
>Korean
Get fucked then, shitskin.
>>26565835
Oh, I wanted that samurai blood. Maybe someone else will settle for second best though.
>>26565859
You never know, anon. Could go either way.
>>26565873
>>26565879
Korean girls are cuter than Japanese ones. It's a common mistake to think that Japanese girls all look like JV Stars.
>>26565949
First of all, I've seen Korean school photos. More pertinently, what part of "samurai blood" do you think refers to the woman's looks?
>>26565697
Show us what you're working with here,post a pic
>>26565465
Do it anon.
>>26566038
It's weird dude. I'm sure she'd think it was weird too. Like, "hey, we're close friends, why don't I give you my sperm and you and your wife can raise my kid?" I think I'll just stick to the traditional format of marrying a pure woman and injecting her with my semen over and over until we have a perfect, smiling Mormon family.
>>26566816
>Mormon
Oh,you're one of those trash.Enjoy not fulfilling your biological imperative and never passing on your genes.
My stacey sister thinks the same of herself at 26, she has way too high standards in men though.
Wants the fairytale romance with prince charming, too bad for her she got the herp from a chad she just couldn't help but fuck because, her words, "I just got lost in his looks.", no I am not bullshitting you this actually happened and I laugh everytime I think of how stupid women are.
>>26556092
>mfw 30
>mfw no kids
Looks like I can continue doing whatever it is I want to do.
>>26557064
probably.. oh someone else beat me to the obvious.
>>26567003
Mormons all have lots of kids though anon
>>26567634
Unless what you want to do is have kids, of course.
>>26567783
Honestly, I am on the fence about kids. I know for 100% that I do not want biological children, maybe adopted. My lil' bro is dating a chick whom wants a herd of babies, so I have a feeling that, that situation will push me over one side of said fence.
Man, I have a "spread my genes" fetish. I want at least 8 children. Ideally 12.
I'm a male though.
>>26568058
>I'm a male though.
You make that sound like an obstacle. You coul technically pull that off in one night if you're sneaky enough and fortune's on your side.
>>26568103
Maybe if I work on my social skills yes, but I find it hard to even talk to women. Most likely, I'll donate sperm and hope it reaches someone.
