So be honest /r9k/, how much of a pseudo intellectual are you?
add milliondollarextreme to that pic
>>26553122
Quite high but I'm hipster about it and keep it all to myself essentially.
It only comes out when someones feeling a bit random and asks a personal or 'deep' question and I completely overdo it but that's 4chans doing.
>that pic
so basically every political view you can have except tumblr tier SJW then
I use 4chan, Android, think Snowden did nothing wrong, and agree with right to die. I don't give a shit about anything else in the pic. Except maybe Stirner. How pseudo am I?
>>26553233
you're more of a faggot and even more pseudointellectual for pretending to be above it and le superior and then asking us to validate you
>>26553222
Pic related is literally you
Shouldn't you be at school?
>>26553122
how can somebody like both the young turks and Paul Joseph Watson? this picture doesn't make any sense fampai
>>26553322
Found the 16 year old
How's it going, champ?
>>26553122
Gadsden flag doesn't need to be on there you stupid statist
>>26553253
Lmao stay mad you Ted talk, Bill Maher, crash course watching faggot
>>26553122
I don't think I'm pseudo if I have a graduate degree and published work in the field I consider myself learned in.
>>26553122
Is "literally everything is pseudo intellectual" an epic new meme?
>>26553336
please be bait
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>26553398
Nice roleplay
Can I be a dragon in this one?
>>26553417
No, anon
It's everything you like
Because you're a pseudo intellectual
>>26553427
I'm not roleplaying, but it's not like it's a respected field on /r9k/. Literature.
I still feel like I'm considered pseud by every family member and acquaintance though.
>>26553122
i like george carlin
i like russell brand
xkcd is alright
south park is hit and miss but i still watch it sometimes
i have an android phone
i smoke pot
am i edgy yet
>>26553122
Half of the stuff there is really nice.
If serious (:^)), where's your problem?
>>26553122
What's wrong with libertarianism?
>>26553449
>literature
AHAHAHAHAHA oh god no wonder you're a pseudo intellectual
Come back when you're in STEM
>>26553291
>Assblasted purple haired sjw cant make his own OC so xe has to edit ours
>>26553442
XD
I'm a redchanner also! Can't stump the Trump! Nice imaginary sky fairy!
>>26553486
I have no reason to switch. I'm knowledgeable about this one and am doing well with it.
>>26553465
well it depends
if you support gary johnson, you're what's wrong with libertarianism
if you support rand paul, you're okay
>>26553122
Well I occasionally listen to podcasts/interviews by Molyneux, Joe Rogan, Milo and PJ Watson. Also r/theredpill and /pol/. So you could probably categorize me as one.
>>26553486
You're an unaccomplished idiot, mois
>>26553520
>Molyneux
>>26553493
Calm down there kid
If the teacher sees you getting this upset in computer lab you might get detention
>>26553122
I'm just straight up not intellectual anymore. It used to bring me fulfillment but now I find I'm just surrounded by people who use it political gain.
Also less pressure to do stuff with your life.
>>26553544
Uh yeah what's wrong with him?
>>26553544
Pleb detected. AnCap is the master race philosophy.
>>26553524
Because spending 40k+ to read fiction is really an accomplishment
>>26553503
Don't listen to that faggot.
There's a lot you can do with literature.
Keep at it, anon.
>>26553576
That wasn't me, anon. But you aren't supposed to pay for graduate degrees. That's what fellowships are for.
>>26553587
I know. I've got a lot going this year in terms of scholarship. It's the only thing that really makes life mildly exciting.
>>26553587
Like work at starbucks
Work at Einstein bros
Teach highschoolers about Moby dick
Maybe even work at dunkin donuts if you're lucky
>>26553122
>if i put the word meme before something, this thing is now a meme
>>26553122
As much as anyone else.
>>26553222
This, also.
>>26553122
I'm the biggest pseudo intellectual I have ever met. I enjoy history a lot and thus know a shitload of useless facts from various times.
>>26553561
>"lmao let's base our entire society off of The Purge"
>"if you disagree u r ebin statist haha freedumbs ok"
Ancap is literally the most childish way to structure society. At least socialism puts forward some semblance of an argument.
>>26553122
>Nietzsche no where to be found
Funny picture discarded.
>>26554865
same, I am full into "genius but lazy" meme, also I have ADHD-PI so I flit about from one topic to another, jack of all trades, master of none
>>26553561
ancaps are a huge embarrassment to libertarianism and friedman/thatcher types, at least on the internet
>>26553122
Stirner is a meme, but he seems pretty cool. Stallman is an autistic fanatic but is also an embodiment of the old-school hacker culture. 4chan and channing in general I dare say is a key cornerstone of internet culture for people not completely and totally normie. I couldn't care less about the others.
>>26553122
Liberals are the biggest pseudo-intellectuals.. That picture is full of contradictions
i've lost all curiosity about creative or intellectual pursuits and joined the wagekek slave race. spending money goes to liquor smokes and prescription drugs. life is meaningless
this is the true evolution of the 16 year old edge lord if they can't get neetbux.
Why are the Muybridge photos in there? Also, as far as Linux and Stallman go, what other choice do you have? Don't tell me you're an Applefag accusing others of being pseudointellectual.
Not at all. I actually consider myself a fairly dumb person.
>>26555782
>I call myself dumb because reddit said smart people think they're dumb
>>26555800
Holy fuck you guys are annoying. Is there anything non reddit in this world than, you shitposting cunt?
>>26553122
Add GradeAUnderA and you've nailed it
>>26553122
I like that this one makes fun of all the edgy political ideologies instead of just one.
>rational wiki for SJWs
>/pol/ for stormfags
>libertarian flag
Anyways I got three out of however many, I'm generally quite libertarian and browse the infinite chan and I watch ted talks. Oh I also like Trump, but he's not preusdo intellectual at all, if anything he has the reputation of being the retard candidate.
Opinions are shit and for edgelords. True, non edgy people like myself have no opinions.
You don't want to be edgy do you? If you do I'm going to spam this thread with pictures of fat people wearing fedoras
>trump
>the figure of intellect
>>26553122
>>26553151
>>26553171
>>26553222
>>26553233
>>26553253
>>26553291
>>26553322
>>26553336
>>26553359
>>26553385
>>26553398
>>26553425
>>26553427
>>26553442
>>26553449
>>26553451
>>26553456
>>26553465
>>26553486
>>26553493
>>26553501
>>26553503
>>26553509
>>26553520
>>26553524
>>26553544
>>26553550
>>26553553
>>26553558
>>26553561
>>26553576
>>26553587
>>26553599
>>26553614
>>26554692
>>26554843
>>26554865
>>26554980
>>26555002
>>26555024
>>26555083
>>26555143
>>26555246
>>26555723
>>26555782
>>26555800
>>26555838
>>26555944
>>26555953
Hello, when does the narwhal bacon? I would REALLY like to know because this is just too freaking EPIC to pass up. I mean really, I mean, wow.... wow. Just.... wow guys. Wow. This just got frigging screencapped and I'm totally serious right now. Just one thing though, can.... um, can you NOT be stingy on the upvotes with this one? I worked hard on it
>>26556039
Well, that was a risky click. You... I like you. Upvoted. Please, give me upvotes.
Edit 1: Thanks for Le gold
Edit 2: this is epik : )
>>26553122
Why did you add Max Stirner there? does nobody ever read what he wrote?
a modest 5/10
I don't go around flaunting my pseudo-intellectualism and I am a self proclaimed ignoramus
All I know is that I don't know much
A bit but doing so allows me to see when other people are doing the exact same thing and it happens all the fucking time.
>>26556179
Pseudo intellectuality is a spook. I agree that he shouldn't be there.
>>26556264
>All I know is that I don't know much
Hi Socrates.
>>26556264
>self proclaimed ignoramus
>saying you know nothing because you believe that's what intelligent people believe
pseud detected
>>26553122
what does it take to be a real intellectual?
>>26556301
same. I've toned it down over the years though.
>>26556978
Imo, it means someone who devotes the majority of their life to an intellectual pursuit, whether a useful one or not. Usually that means as a career, unless you're wealthy enough to be an amateur.
>>26556978
Long term dedication to a subject beyond it's currency in social situations. You don't learn about something because it allows you to look smart/cool/quirky or because it is the flavour of the month (i.e. atheism), you learn it because you are genuinely interested.
I have a strange vocabulary and so I guess I probably come off as a pseudo-intellectual to people.
>>26553122
>Trump
Come on we all know Sanders is the one pandering to the reddit college intellectual crowd.
>>26557084
Thank you.Thanks again
>>26553122
I dont even recognize most of that shit
>>26553222
I think the point isn't as much what politics there are but rather how they're sourced.
But a lot of them aren't really designed as political or educational content. It's more like teasers. Like minute physics.
I've stopped caring about being correct and just enjoy the challenge of reaching decent conclusions. So I can watch some of that stuff and use it as a base but I never really considered taking those ideas I get as serious ideas. When you think about it it's fairly obvious how much work there would be to actually know.
i like 4chan, vinyl records, and ironic stirnerposting
that's it, i don't even know what most of that stuff is
>>26557218
Whoa, really?! Thanks for your input regarding that image, Fish, as it is very much appreciated!
I use android and sometimes 4chan
I am superior
>>26553122
I've never seen half of this things but you can see at least some effort in using this many sources...way better than the average guy
>tfw gather tour party is so unpopular despite being exactly what I like
Their entire range of editors are just amazing. I don't even see why people think extra credits is sensible to consider. It's like nobody watches those videos with pen and paper and draw it out.
Conjecture essentially. GYP tends to present the 'flaws' (as it pertains to games it's usually just that there's room for subjective interpretation) in their ideas.
I think extra credits show themselves at their worst in their Firefall episodes. It's like they haven't even given the game a shot.
>>26557331
They concern different things. So it's not as diverse as you'd like still.
>>26553122
Hey OP, Milo is pretty based.
>>26553122
I like 1/3 maybe 1/4 of those think
>>26553122
reddit: the picture
also works in here
>>26557660
>reddit listed in op
>NO THE LIST IS OBVIOUSLY PRO REDDIT
Butthurt pseudo intellectual detected lmao
>>26555522
I agree.
>Under rated post desu
>>26553222
Get educated fuck boy and you'll learn
>>26553222
Actually there's an SJW website in there too and reddit
Nice try tho stormweenie
>>26554865
>wear mask
>don't have to smile in pictures
brilliant
>>26553122
i guess i like stephen fry and i support assange and snowden. I'm not sure where that puts me.
>>26557660
Why is there a helicopter in the bottom left?
>>26558201
Fukken shitlord, its for all the apache-kin people out there.
>>26553122
Who the fuck thinks Russell Brand is informative?
I like how literally all of you got baited several times in this thread
fucking KEK
I own just about every pieces of Musset, Racine and Corneille but haven"t start reading any of these yet.
>>26558502
Furfag
>>26558397
Pseudo intellectuals
>>26553122
Alright, let's see how much of this I can recognize:
>Bill Maher(?) the talk show host
>Richard Dawkins
>Red Pill
>AmazingAtheist
>Neil Degrasse Tyson
>Donald Trump
>Max Stirner
>Julian Assange
>Edward Snowden
>4chan
>8gag
>/pol/
>That British pseudophilosopher guy with long hair
>TED talks
>That 'I fucking love science' facebook thing
>420 IE weed
>A youtube channel about movies
>Sargon of Akkad the youtuber
>Bioshock Infinite, a game
>Carl Sagan
>Milo Yiannoupolis
>Brietbart, the news place he works at
>Linux
>xkcd, a web comic
>Interstellar, a Nolan joint
>Android (?)
>That libertarian snake flag
>Young Turks, a youtube channel
>records
>South Park
>RationalWiki
>Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon
>That British car show guy
Some I don't recognize but are self-explanatory like 'The Right to Die'. I think Crash Course might be John Green's thing but I'm not sure.
What I don't understand is how half of the things on here are self-contradictory. Trump is the polar opposite of many faces on there, and all the gamergate people would hate Young Turks, RationalWiki, etc. Why Bioshock Inf but not 1 or 2? Why TED, which it's widely watched by actual academics? Why a little bunny?
>>26553449
As a person who edits books for a living, if you wrote a fiction book I can with 100% certainty say that your book is fucking trite
>>26558901
I didn't say creative writing, and I never plan to write fiction. There are too many writers, not enough readers.
I edited for a couple of years, though for translations. What publisher do you work for? Or freelance?
>>26553122
Op you listed a ton of things in that chart could you just tell me what I should like instead? it would be easier that way
>>26553122
like 10% of that pic at that age, when i was 16 already passed the phase because i grew up in a family of journalists, and knew that the news are no different than a celebrity gossip magazine.
>>26557660
What the fuck is GradeA doing there?
>>26558628
That's not very nice.
Not nice at all.
>>26553122
so many of those contradict themselves kek (in that pic)
>>26553122
I follow Milo Yiannopoulos, Sargon of Akkad, Common Filth, I liked Bioshock Infinite and I use 4chan obviously, that's it off of this image though.
>>26560092
Or maybe, try to stay with me here, that there are plenty different viewpoints can make someone a pseudo intellectual and when you're called that people aren't going lul stooped righties/leftists/etc?
>>26553122
I use Slackware, but none of that other stuff applies to me.
So, I'm good?
>>26553122
i have to use linux since i made the mistake of buying a chromebook (i was short on cash) and ubuntu is much better on it than chromeos
I support libertarianism but dont care enough to start shit on the internet over it
south park is okay if im bored
pink floyd is a classic band, I don't see anything wrong with them
moot did a ted talk, you realize
that's about it and why the fuck is there a rabbit
>>26553122
I don't know. I don't think I've ever proclaimed myself intelligent, but lots of people have described me as such. I hate science and math and love philosophy and literature.
>>26553122
I've literally raped a grill so I'm more of a cunning psychopath than an intellect, imo
>>26553520
"whats good big man?" that guy just wanted to fight him
there is absolutely no one here who wouldn't be included in that picture
that's the point
jesus christ people
>>26557660
>the constitution
wew lad
>>26558716
>What I don't understand is how half of the things on here are self-contradictory. Trump is the polar opposite of many faces on there, and all the gamergate people would hate Young Turks, RationalWiki, etc. Why Bioshock Inf but not 1 or 2? Why TED, which it's widely watched by actual academics? Why a little bunny?
Because it's a fucking joke image autismo.
Also the rabbit is Thunderf00t, internet chauvinist
>>26553561
shouldn't you be busy abandoning all your friends and family and everyone who ever loved you, for no reason? "defooing" as your cult leader calls it?
>>26553561
AnCap is the probably the most unfeasible of all the arnarchisms and that's really saying something. I like a Steven Molyneux video here and there but lets not get ahead of ourselves. No matter how good it looks on paper, all anarchism requires the destruction of a state (a wildly unlikely event) AND the continuation of lawlessness which goes against human nature. Our current system of order was built on the darwinism that anarchists, especially anarcho-capitalists like to wank off to and would spring right back up again if the state was gone tomorrow.
>>26560772
>calling someone autistic as an insult on /r9k/
Despite having a degree in maths, I wish scientism would just go away. Science is not and will never be the answer to all life's problems.
Found a pic of OP
>>26562431
>>26562470
Anall devastated 16 year old detected
>>26562520
Nope I'm 27
And I know in not very smart
Inb4 "I only know I don't know much" may may
No I really understand my limits and most of the people I work with are smarter than me as well as my family
>>26562662
Le omg anon ur so humble :))))
>>26562748
Eat a dick. I was only saying that so you didn't accuse me of that shit.
Major autism
>>26562874
Yes it is major autism that you'd say you're stupid just so someone else can't say it in an Internet argument
anyone else here think sargon of akkad, thunderf00t and the like are just as bad as the women they complain about?
they're only doing it because they won't fuck them, because they're fat and unkempt
feminists aren't a problem if you just ignore them
You forgot to add Disdain For Plebs
>>26553122
iflscience is full of crap for the most part so I don't take it seriously
xkcd is only sometimes wonky
but Notes from the Underground describes me rather effectively, so deep down I am sort of but rationally I try not to be one
>>26553561
Kind of, there are some really faggy AnCaps that have come out of the woodwork to signal against Trump lately. The hippy element of AnCap thought and libertarianism has gotten out of hand, you have people whose heads would explode if you read them Rothbard's essays on the Miracle of Chile and the '92 LA Riots or anything by pic related.
Basically if you're gonna go AnCap, don't be a fucking faggot. Listen to Chris Cantwell and read the Formalist Manifesto.
>>26560097
Tumblristas was pretty good, if CF wasn't a fucking sperg (I used to know him on FB, the guy's seriously mental) I'd probably still follow it.
>>26564240
DfP isn't bad, I know the guy who runs that too. Interestingly enough, my issue with him is the opposite of CF- he's a bit too much like a normie. He says he wants to monetize the site and he chides other alt-right guys for being too edgy. Supposedly he really has issues with Anime Girls Rustle Jimmies (RIP in peace) and Counter-Signal Memes for Fashy Goys.
>>26553122
I'm not.
I want to learn as much about anything. because the world might have been or not an interesting place. Basically, for entertainment purpose only.
