Any INTJs out there found a girlfriend? If so, how?
>>26549460
Yes. I went to a bar and asked her out.
>>26549794
>bar
>not a whore
Choose one.
>>26549460
>defining yourself by stupid letters no one gives a fuck about
>>26549460
>intj
>girlfriend
No, when you grow up a bit and evolve into an INTP you might get one.
What do that even mean
>>26549460
Yeah. Sat down with her at the library, got her number, and went from there. All you have to do is be attractive and witty- I mean
>b ur self bb :)
>>26549460
INTJ reporting in. No girlfriend since I was 13
Ayy lmao is everyone here INTJ?
KV intj shit-tier reporting in
>>26549460
Met her at the conference. Later saw her on the street. Said I have some spare time and can walk her home. She invited me for a coffee. 2 years later she's my wife.
>>26549460
Found one in first year of university
>>26550200
I know the feel too well.
>infj
>any single mother I want
>>26550176
>be attractive
JUST
>>26549460
Yep got 2 in high school now I'm never getting married and sticking to video games
>>26549460
>implying I'd stoop to the level of dating one of my roaches
>>26549460
Through a friend on MSN back in the day, held on to her
Be over six feet tall with a good face and good hair. Just play off your 'tism as "intense" and girls come up to you. INTP's have no hope, though. That's the perma-virg beta-est of types, let me tell you.
Tinder. Its perfect for INTJs. You just have to figure out a method that works for you. Almost develop your own script, but just be witty/ready for replies that deviate from your script. Most people are pretty predicitable and you will roughly know what they will reply to your specific script you use.
Its just a matter of meeting up and seeing if there is a spark IRL, or if you just want casual sex.
>>26549460
yes.
>Lamented my own foreveraloneness and realized that "being yourself" is a lie that other tell you for their own benefit and that I need to change in order to get a gf
>Started working out and counting cals to be less of a fatass.
>Bought better clothes after weightloss
>Applied myself at the national tests to get into a good education.
>Got into a top school
>Wasted my time there chasing women
>Hear stuff like "I thought you always were good with women" after you tell them about your pas
>Realize that you know more about how to get women in bed than Chad and smile smugly afterwards
In short, change everything about yourself and do things that increase your value to the "market".
>>26549794
>introvert
>went to a bar
Get out
>>26549460
As autistic as it sounds I found her playing a game, she was only playing the game because one of her students played it. We talked for a few months as friends, guess things escalated and moved to another state to be with her. Anyways she's now my fiancee. I don't usually come to the board though much anymore because I feel like im a normie scum now.
She was accepting of me being so awkward and we had common interests so we clicked I guess
>mfw ESFP
>mfw literally the opposite of INTJs
>mfw still can't get girls
I've given up, guys
>>26549460
Had plenty, now I'm married.
>How
Confidence and being interesting.
Play up your mysterious, smarmy assholishness
>>26549460
I would like to remind everyone here pretending to start with an I that you're actually an E.
I's wouldn't and don't post on any kind of forums or imageboard, nor do they give a shit about interacting with people.
Those of you that feel the need to speak your mind, seek advice and validation from other? hate you break it to you losers, but you're E's.
That is all.
>>26553661
>If you've ever experienced human contact you aren't an introvert
Ok buddy.
>believing in the sjw memescience called psychology
>INTJ
>haven't had a gf since 7th grade
>just turned 19
JUST
why is INTJ bad? when I got it on a test they described it quite positively
>>26553816
Because we're overly sensitive little freaks
>>26551299
>tfw intp
>tfw balding
>tfw 5'9
J-just be myself right
>female INTJ
>test results say I'm pretty much screwed for relationships
It said that most guys are intimidated by women with this personality type
>>26550200
>>26553812
Try being INTJ and never having a gf for as long as you've been alive, normaflfag scum.
>>26553658
This is true. During the worst of my INTJ autism people would always come up to me because I looked intense and introspective. The truth is, you just try to dissociate from public situations out of shyness.
>>26553816
It's not necessarily bad to be an INTJ but other people will probably find you overly serious, too quiet or autistic.
>>26554001
Middle school relationships hardly count as real
Or at least they didn't feel realalso both of the two girls I dated in middle school cheated on me
>>26553816
>INTJ positive
I am so sorry. The medication will get better in the next decade.
>>26553954
INTJ MALE. Got professional testing done. Not just some shit website. I need a friend. Do you have twitter? :/ 18 male also
Where can I test myself for personality
>>26553816
Basically, you're a contrarian asshole that wallows in negativity and conflict. It's great if you want to be an academic, author revolutionary rabble-rouser or some "big picture" guy, like an architect, but most of us just work little jobs where you have to interact with positive people and focus on little details. This is worthless. At least we have our sense of superiority.
>>26554043
Maybe you have a point, but unless those were ironic "prank" relationships, I don't see how you could be a robot yet not have been ignored all middle school.
>>26553850
>>26554020
>>26554046
>>26554074
uh oh
the test didn't bully so i had no idea :/
>>26553954
Pls be my gf
Original I swear
INTJ-A here
i did it by being attractive and charming
I get INT with P and J 50% so INT P/JI'm a HHK permavirgin sperg
>>26554185
that's cause you're a fucking cuck
>>26553453
esfp here too i know these feelz
>>26554134
On the positive side your boss will love you for uncontrollable desire to do everything for them.
>>26554372
got fired two days ago actually
>>26549460
I'm somewhere between INTP and INFP. I've only had one GF and we broke up forever ago. I feel ya bro.
>>26549460
Which is the ultimate autism type? INTP or INTJ? INTP male here.
>>26551299
This tactic has not worked for me.
>>26552872
>only because one of her students played it
Congrats you married a teacher who fucks her students.
>>26554211
How can I be a cuck if I never had a relationship or even friends?
You may be projecting. Don't you have to go visit your wife's son?
>>26554704
You're just counter-projecting. You claim I'm projecting to counter the fact that you are actually the one projecting.
>how can one man be so delusional?
I'm INTP does that count too?
Apparently I'm attractive so I just sit on my ass doing nothing. I've had several above average gfs and they all made the first move.
>>26549460
>INTJ girl
>have ENFP Chad oneitis
FUCK
U
C
K
INTJ- I've never been very interested in approaching girls. I would like company, affection, intimacy and such but I don't know if it's worth the effort required. It's primarily at night while I'm lying in bed that the loneliness hits me. During the day I don't think much of it. Besides, I don't think that women are really all that interesting, or have a whole lot to offer aside from their bodies, but who knows, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe something can be gained by someone like me through a relationship, like a reform in character. I wouldn't count on it, and better if I didn't, because I'll likely never achieve one being that I likely come off as creepy to females with my static, expressionless face and one word replies (i.e when getting a haircut and the girl tries to talk to me, I give half-assed replies and she probably assumes it's because I really don't want to talk to her, and in some sense she would be right, because I am not good at holding conversations- especially not with attractive females).
>>26555565
Also, I should mention that one of those hairdressers once had the nerve to ask me "why are you so serious?"
I can't stand it. Not everyone can so easily be superficial as you.
>>26550165
Is this really a thing? I used to be INTJ for 3 years and the last year I have been getting INTP.
>>26550165
No you can't change types. You can mistype but that's about it.
>>26556122
>I used to be INTJ for 3 years
that's not how it works pham. different brain activity for different types.
>>26549460
Mine practically worships me.
>>26556295
But she is a degenerate with that trash lip piercing. Septum next? It's the hottest new way to be the baddest bitch
>>26556253
So, what am I then? I used to get INTJ, I did the test every 6 months and so; the results were constant. Now, I have been getting INTP the last couple of times I have taken it(taken in a period of one year).
I also got ENTJ after I graduated from NCO course and a couple of months later I was back to INTJ. So... What am I or is this just pseudo-science?
>>26556329
It is pseudo science and you are a pseudopod
>>26556329
>or is this just pseudo-science
in a sense, but it does hold some truths.
perhaps your behavior is inconsistent, or you've analyzed wrong due to bias, but either way you should remain the same personality type and it would not change, no matter what the results say.
most of the time if you're getting several results like that, you're INTP. it's not uncommon for INTPs to be mislabeled as INTJs. If you're an INTJ, you would know.
>>26556314
She won't get any more piercings. I wanted septum or snakebites.
How is she a degenerate exactly?
>>26549460
sorry bro, ENTJ here. so close.
>>26556329
>>26556497 is me, it's total psuedo-science. Bryers-Miggs was essentially made up, with no empirical evidence. It's Jungian.
It's fun, but I strongly dislike when it's used for something "real", like employment decisions.
>>26556472
> believing the degenerate meme
shiggydiggy
>>26556528
I just did the test again and I got ISTJ. I think that the results are too much influenced by the persons state of mind: does he feel energetic, is he going through a mental/physical disease, has he rested, eaten etc.
>>26556555
I don't dumbest that's the point.
She's an awesome girl your r9k ideal Virgin unadorned nomakeup is actually shit in bed and boring as a person due to being naive and sheltered
>>26549460
posting a sad frog makes you more of an INTP than an INTJ
INTJs would post a smug frog, or a smug/evil wojak
>>26556635
you are a really confused guy, i wish the best for you anon
>>26556631
Agree completely.
>>26556635
>>26556660
Dumbass*** fucking smartphones.
I have a lot of experience with women virginity is overrated. Tight, disease free, and experienced > Virgin every time.
>>26549460
No, but I've never tried to get one. The few times that I've had interactions with females, I sperg out.
>>26554749
you did not even refute his claims
>>delusional
>>26549460
Forever alone INTJ reporting in. What I also "love" about this personality that everyone thinks you are a retard and/or an arrogant asshole. Fuck. This. Shit.
>>26556631
This happened to me too. The only official MBTI I took had me at ISTJ but every other test I've taken says INTJ. It depends entirely on your mood at that moment; the ISTJ was with a career counselor and the INTJ was alone in my room.
>>26556711
you're confused because for some reason you think i am disagreeing with you.
>>26549460
Yes. We were friends at uni (I was 21 yo) and become closer and closer until one day it was pretty obvious that it was more than friendship.
She was my only GF ever, never even kissed other girls.
But don't fall for the love trap, senpai. It will only hurt you more
ITT everyone on 4chan is special snowflake INTJ
>>26557487
or maybe INTJs are more prone to be weirdos and social outcasts.
>>26550114
what's wrong with dating a whore?
ENTJ reporting. I used the E. Be more E.
>>26556631
>he thinks an online test is an actual evaluationunless you have access to the real thing, like the DSM just stahp
>>26556329
read this and it will probably make more sense
http://thoughtcatalog.com/heidi-priebe/2015/06/if-youre-confused-about-your-myers-briggs-personality-type-read-this-an-intro-to-cognitive-functions/
Am an ENTP, people seem to like me but... I just hate almost everyone I meet.
I did one of these tests ages ago, and I did it again just now and both times I got ESFJ. What does that mean?
>inb4 google it
I have, but all I've gotten is really vague.
Hm, I thought I'd be an INTJ in this meme handwave classification since I'm a typical robot. Online test says ISTJ-A, with everything but the N-S axis being like 98% certain, N-S being 40-60%.
Yet much of the things in it don't apply to me.
> can't stand chaos
> can't admit being wrong
> can't deal with unstable working conditions, like a freelancer
Can just fine.
> their reserved nature often makes dating ISTJs challenging
> service positions like sales are a terrible fit
Well shit
>>26557487
INTP is the true special snowflake type.
Which I am.
>>26558467
>there's nothing they'd be more unhappy about than being "common"
INTJ? Moar liek intJERK
>>26558600
26558600? Moar liek 265586CHECK THOSE DUBS
Do any INTPs have gfs? Tell me the secret NOW
>>26559957
I don't think it can be done. I kissed a girl once though.
>>26559957
It has already been posted previously in the thread
>>26552767
>INTJ
>No empathic connections with anyone
>Burn scars on face, blind in one eye
>Permanent limp
>Destroyed genitals, can't have sex or fap
>Super severe IBS
At least I go to a good school and I'm not a manlet desu;_;
>>26553661
(robot accepts my post)
>>26553661
>>26561995
dam forgot pic
>>26549460
Friend of a friend, she was kind, I guess my overthinking and sometimes autistic logic usage matches her overemotional bullshit. We're nine months in and it's pretty great, I would've killed myself without her honestly.
>>26554074
>Author revolutionary rabble rousing
This is one of my favorite past times.
>>26549460
>Introduced through a mutual friend back in late 2014
>Start hanging out a lot more in 2015
>Do some light flirty stuff like push each other around
>Eventually jokingly reference me being her 'Dom' over Facebook
>Flirt on Facebook a lot
>Invite her over to my house sometime this January
>We kiss
>Week later, she's my submissive girlfriend
First one I've ever had too
>TFW used inherent INTJ skills of manipulation to make her attracted to me and have now made her my submissive.
>>26560509
He doesn't say he's INTP
>>26563028
>tfw you're not naturally dominate or manipulative.
I think INTP's only natural talent is being weird.
Literally the only person who I know that openly claimed to be an INTJ was the most narcissistic and mentally unstable I knew.
He went to my gym and claimed to be the strongest person in the gym when he wasn't even close.
Also claimed to be a 10/10 alpha male. He was like 5'10" king of manlets weighing in at 270 lbs
>>26563187
>Literally the only person who I know that openly claimed to be an INTJ was the most narcissistic and mentally unstable I knew
Typical INTJ description to be honest.
>>26554074
Thank god I'm an academic.
>>26552870
I'm an extrovert and you couldn't pay me to go to one, faggot.
Then again I'm ENTP.
>>26563242
So INTJ's are little Elliot's?
>>26554074
>tfw INTJ
>tfw can't stop obsessing over the big picture of Geo-politics
>trying to have discussions about the European Migrant crisis and the current situation in Syria which is basically 95% guaranteed to escalate into WW3
>normies too busy talking about the Oscars, Kanye and other shit I can't fathom the importance of
JUST
>>26563343
real intj's don't derive status from the approval of others.
elliot was a failed extrovert, which is why he was so angry.
>>26563343
Mostly, however it should be noted that while INTJ's who can't find meaning in life are basically ticking time bombs, the ones who can find a purpose are usually extremely proficient at what they pursue.
>>26563414
Makes sense.
So INTJ's are angry/smug Pepe's while INTP's are sad Pepe's/Wojacks aka real robots.
>>26563530
This graph is more accurate
>>26563376
same, but i never really talk about it in real life
>infj
also:
>95% guaranteed to escalate into WW3
no
>>26563530
>tfw I got INTP on my horoscope test
>tfw obsessed with understanding the abstract details behind everything
>wasn't gifted with great intelligence
>Always feel inferior and anxious about not knowing everything all the time
I don't care about money or friends, I just want to understand. I'd gladly be homeless if it meant I could understand
>>26563761
What % would you say it is then?
>>26563762
Understand THIS
*unzips dick*
>>26563786
It won't escalate cause people don't really want it to.
Look how America is handling Russia now, the low gas prices are economic warfare.
I think you're generally gonna see less and less shooting wars because the stakes are too high. Nobody really wants to get into that.
If the middle east starts destroying itself (more so than it is already) I think the world would sooner turn its back on them than be dragged into WW3.
>>26563762
>tfw you just want to understand
Yes it is a powerful feel.
>>26563718
So INTJ is Hijack and INTP is existential feels? Yea that seems right.
Other types are not robots though.
>>26564477
>It won't escalate cause people don't really want it to
>I think you're generally gonna see less and less shooting wars because the stakes are too high. Nobody really wants to get into that
This is exactly what people said right before WW2. Absolutely nobody wanted it, but the machinations of global politics made it inevitable after a certain point.
>>26564582
I would say Infj is. its the rarest personality type
>>26564749
If nukes start flying we may all end up dead. That risk didn't exist before WW2.
WW3 may happen but its gonna take allot to get there.
INTP here
dated a crazy bipolar artistic bitch for like 2 months
not a virgin, i was drunk with one of my best friends and we just said fuck it
got my dick sucked one time at a party by a girl known for being a slut, she sucked really good
still feel dead inside, sex is overrated, do drugs and make a noise band or something
is FAR better
>>26563718
>tfw sentimental sociopath and scored INTJ as well as INTP on different sites
I want the pain to go away.
>>26565541
>sentimental sociopath
Anon I don't think that's how sociopathy works.
>>26553453
>>26554244
Lmao if you guys are extroverts how is that even possible?
I'm only a khv because I hate myself and I couldn't handle a woman cheating or leaving me. Are you guys just really ugly or something.
>>26549794
>bar
>girlfriend material
lmao'ing @ your life
>>26565641
I'm a troubled person. I have stolen some money in the past or food from a classmate, but I feel for those people. That's why I didn't do that type of shit often.
I would have probably beat up multiple people in school and gotten laid already if I embraced that path.
Not sure what's right, fucking what-ifs.
You literally have the permavirgin's personality type. Pic related.
>>26565726
Real sociopaths don't feel bad about stuff they do, that's what makes them sociopaths.
Informally people use sociopath as like a softer form of psychopath but really there's no distinction, and officially I think its all called anti social personality disorder now.
Doing bad shit and feeling bad about it later just makes you human. I've done it to, likely everyone you know has.
>INFP
I'll never anywhere with anyone.
>>26549460
Started chatting a german girl in a MMO.
Its not that hard once you have built a tolerance towards anxiety.
>>26565817
I haven't went to full extent. I also have manipulated people and didn't really feel bad for entertaining myself. I still pull wool over people's eyes to this day but I evade doing this to women since I'm from a single mother and I don't want to accidentally a potential fuck-up like me. In fact I evade women entirely.
INTJ here, I'm pretty sure if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't get anything out of it. Maybe in the short term, like it would be nice for a little while.
Otherwise it's just a fantasy to help me sleep, when I'm actually out in the world I could give a fuck.
>>26564749
Stop being autistic.
There are innumerable safeguards against another World War. And like >>26564900 said, there's the nuclear risk which didn't exist in the 30s.
Putin doesn't present nearly as much of a threat to the Anglo-American world financial system as the Third Reich did, so there's no reason for the US and Britain to start a world war.
INFJ here
>tfw gf
>tfw attractive
>tfw smart
