Are you nice to animals, anon?
>>26549102
Yeah i love animals i dont even kill ants when i have them in home i just pick em a throw em from window.But if i will ever see someone torturing animal a will kill him.Edgy
>>26549102
yeah, ill injure somebody severely if I catch wind of them being abusive to their pet
My dog > mankind
>>26549300
I smash the fuck out of ants when I see em. Fuck ants.
I don't mind animals as long as they're not bothersome, I'll probably give your dog a nice pat if it greets me though.
>>26549102
yeah but i still don't have a gf
>>26549102
Yeah I am. Would you be nice enough to put an animal out if it's misery though? Let's say doggo gets run over and is broken beyond repair. Would you finish it off so it won't suffer in pain?
>>26549102
Usually, but when I find the mouse/rat that is currently hiding in my bathroom I won't be.
>>26549102
yeah
one time my "friend" came over (I hated him but my mom was friends with his mom and they wanted us to be friends too), we were just hanging out when he's like "hey check this out", I turn around and the little cunt's choking my pet cat.
So I grabbed his arms and made him let go of the cat, then tackled the fucker into the wall (luckily he landed on a wooden doorframe part that sticks out so the wall wasn't damaged). He was crying so hard his mom had to come back early to pick him up and take him home.
My mom was angry at me at first, but when I explained what happened everything was cool and I didn't have to hang out with that kid again. The cat was unharmed, luckily, although it never really trusted strangers again.
I still get mad thinking about this 10+ years later.
Nope, I have absolutely no empathy to them, have no problem kicking dogs/cats when they get in my way.
When I was younger, my mom bought me a turtle. I vivisected it. She didn't buy me pets again.
>>26549437
I just cut myself on that edge
Yes i am anon.
Nope, watching discovery/NatGeo made me forever disgusted of animals. Nature is absolutely horrible.
Don't particularly care for them, I won't go out of my way to be mean to them, just don't like them in general.
Yes, anon. Pictured is little Winnie two years old.
>>26549102
As a libertarian, I do not believe in animal welfare.
>>26549102
I like animals.
I have noticed in myself the urge to hurt some creatures though. generally smaller, helpless animals. like a small dog or kitten.
i noticed this about myself when i was in my early 20's. i get really angry about animals that are afraid of me, like hampsters etc. it's like i just want to pet them and love them, but when they cower and hide i get so mad i just want to fucking crush them. my house mate had a dog that he used to mistreat, not feeding it and leaving it on a chain for weeks at a time. when he was out i would go and give it treats and let it off the chain while i had a smoke etc. one day it ran away and i spent hours looking for it, i chained it up again and lifted it by the chain and kicked the everloving shit out of it.
to this day the dog wont come within a 1m radius of me even if i coax it. i just want to fucking stomp its face in. it doesn't know a good thing when it's feeding it good chow and petting it. fucking piece of shit dog should love me for what i've given it.
I try not to hurt animals intentionally. However, there was this one time that I found a flattened mouse underneath one of my chair cushions.
Animals don't like you. They aren't self-aware
They don't have mental capacity to 'love', 'care', or 'be friends' with you. Your dog is not your buddy, if you die it'll probably urinate on your corpse
animals are the only living things i dont hate anymore. i love them every time i see them. i am planning to go volunteer at an animal shelter so i dont feel like such a worthless NEET and i can help things that wont backstab me or disappoint me.
>>26549560
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachik%C5%8D
>>26549406
You did a good thing anon.
I would murder anyone who fucked with my cat.
>>26549455
>>26549576
AIDF DETECTED!spoiler
>>26549560
lol the sad thing is people actually believe this
>>26549576
Based Hachiko, more loyal than any woman. Although Akitas are an aggressive as fuck breed.
>>26549560
>be the early 90s
>intruder comes into our house
>dad starts fighting with intruder
>dogs sense the commotion and run inside
>dogs attack intruder biting and ripping away at him without biting my dad at single time even though my dad and the intruder are wrestling
>intruder gives up and begs dad to take dogs off him
Yeah, your dogs don't care about you.
>>26549742
It was saving itself
>>26549455
That is one fine mouse OP.
What species is it?
had the weirdest dream about a pet mouse last night that I can't remember in the slightest.
>>26549798
How were they saving themselves?
The dogs were in the backyard chilling.
The intruder was in the front part of the house fighting my dad.
>>26549822
cue mental gymnastics in 3, 2...
>>26549822
There's danger in its territory, would you wait till the intruder starts attacking you to strike back?
>>26549834
So what you're saying is dogs can understand concepts like "mine", thereby demonstrating they have "self awareness"?
>>26549854
I wasn't the first guy by the way, so yes, sure they can.
I made a treaty with cockroaches in my flat.
It's simple: they don't get out of the bathroom and bow/flee in my royal presence and I don't smash 'em to tiniest pieces.
So far there've been very few occasions of treason.
>>26549455
I'll remind you that if your sizes were switched he'd probably try to eat you.
>>26549943
Do they also sing for you?
>>26549800
Just a common house mouse. Not a pet.
>>26549943
I have a non aggresion pact with a spider too. He hangs a foot from my bed in the corner and I'm fine with it. He probably catches some flies too because he has been hanging here for a few months now.
Its a daddy long leg.
I am nothing but nice!! Nice nice nice is all I am and able to be!!
>>26550423
So cyoote
>>26550595
y-you too!!!!!!!!!!!!
(^ u ^)
Are you even a vegetarian other anon?
yes. i would beat the ever living shit out of anyone who tried to fuck with my cat, even if it was some shithead 6 year old
>>26549560
lol bullshit any dog will die for its owner without hesitation
>>26549102
I never said "OP is faggot" so yeah, I guess I am nice to animals
>>26549308
>kicks the shit out of random people
>probably doesn't even volunteer or offer charity when it comes to organizations that help animals
You're just a nigger, it's got nothing to do with animals.
>>26549102
I love animals, people don't like me but dogs and cats seem to love me for some reason
>>26549528
>As a libertarian, I live off of my parents' money, yet claim the only way in life is dog-eat-dog
Sure, kid.
I guess
I used to hate insects and shit but now I don't really mind them and I enjoy looking at them. I just get them out of my house or my cat eats them.
My cat loves to lick my shaved head and my face and hates being alone so he's always following me and sleeping on top of me.
Pic related, my smug cat
>>26549102
yea i love animals.... i love animals but i hate mankind.
:3
if i will ever see someone torturing animal a will kill him in the most brutal way.
i can't take animal abuse.
i mean i love rektd threads and watching people getting rektd. and im also paramedic.
but i CAN'T stand animal torture.
>>26552412
>tfw you're pretty sure something is bait, you hope it's bait, but don't understand why it would be amusing as bait
>>26552542
nope is not bait. its the way i think
why you think is bait ? i love animals
i think people /chad/stacies/etc is shit
whats wrong in that ?
Yeah. I even saw an injured/sick cat yesterday, couldn't lift her head, was trying her hardest move, couldn't even open her eyes. I felt so bad but couldn't do anything but give her water because I had no money to take her to the vet. Went to the same spot today and she was lying dead a few inches from where I left her. It was pretty fucking brutal to see that.
>>26552616
You type like a kid on Gaiaonline, also a number of animals are practically simple machines.
There's a very important divide ethically, and it mostly predicates upon sentience and self awareness.
If you really are a paramedic then I am very concerned because you are a morally confused illiterate.
>>26552635
*hardest to move
>>26549102
why the fuck would you not be nice to animals? Animals can't do anything wrong or evil, because they don't know right from wrong. There is no reason to be "mean" to them, ever. I kill mosquitos, mice, roaches, etc, out of survival. If I lived in a world where I had to eat meat to survive, I would, nothing wrong with that. But there is never a reason to just be a dick to an animal for the sake of being a dick
>>26549524
that is such a lovely doggo, look at the love in those eyes
>>26552650
>>26552542
it's actually a common sociopathic/psychopath characteristic to be a misanthrope and give fuck-all importance to other people, but tear up when animals get hurt
look it up
>>26549102
I find it hard to be mean to animals when they love me so much.
>>26549102
You can't be nice or mean to animals because they are objects without feelings. If you care about animals emotionally you are a child.
>>26554684
Animals are too stupid to love.
>>26549102
That's a cute little mouse. Shame I won't ever get to see one like that in my own house.
>>26550359
Daddy long legs aren't spiders
Anyway, I'm fine with most animals, I own 5 tarantulas, but daddy long legs freak me the fuck out. I won't kill them because I'm too freaked out and don't want them to drop a spindly leg of theirs on me or anything. Fuck that
>>26549576
>lets interpet dog's deviant behavior as love :3
>>26554985
This
>dog has conditioned behavior
>continues to exhibit behavior after owner's death
le miracle of love!
>>26555018
I'm sorry, this is board is for 18 and up. Shouldn't you be at school anyway?
>>26554896
Isn't it funny that the edgelords who always claim this patently false bullshit are the worst humans by far? Literally every single edgelord view on animals and animal abuse applies equally to the edgebabby.
>>26555372
>still beleives in fairy tales such as "love"
>calls others underage
can't make this shit up familia
>tfw doggo passed away last year
>>26549102
aw that little rodent is so cute
I used to have a black gerbil with white paws and a white mustache
I called him Oreo of course what a cool little critter her was.
>>26549943
Are you me?
I usually make an example of those who enter my presence
>>26552734
By your own logic there's no reason to be 'nice' to them either.
I've found that people who fawn over animals have simplistic minds
yes, vegan power :)
>>26552734
Why do you kill mice? There are lots of ways to control them without killing them.
You can use sonic repellers, keep your home clean and in good repair and without any accessible food, and in the off chance a mouse gets in, you can capture it alive and relocate it or even give it to a rodent expert to keep as a live specimen (assuming this is legal in your area).
>>26549102
Yes I am. Only time I kill anything is when insects or spiders come into my residence. If they're outside, they're good. I also have a few pets.
Also, surprised that there's only a few edgy posts ITT.
>>26556639
Or you can kill them because it's fast and easy. I'm all for animal rights and shit, but it's just a mouse. It's not a particularly nice animal, a pest some might even say. I don't have any emotional connection for it and it's not endangered. It's intelligent enough that I make sure the death is quick and painless, but that's it.
>>26549102
The only animals I kill on sight are flies, and that's because they could really fuck up my rabbits. Even earwigs are at least somewhat redeemable for how maternal and protective they are of their young.
>>26549300
how do pick up an ant? how do you throw an ant?
>>26556950
>hold out your finger
>shake wildly
>>26555685
I feel for you anon. Lost a doggo relatively recently too. I'm sorry.
>>26554936
I'm literally you besides the fact that I keep a giant house spider, she's only a babby tho atm.
Cool T, arachnobro.
>>26549102
If you arent a vegan you can't say that you are nice to animals.
Of course I am.
I'm not a filthy paki, after all.
Who else lovingly annoys animals?
>>26557551
>tfw you touch a sleeping cat and it makes "the sound"
Yes senpai.
I like them more then humans.
>>26557571
>dog is laying down
>touch it like your about to pick it up and it growls for 10 minutes
Just a reminder that you can't truthfully say you love animals if you don't invertebrates.
>>26556918
>flies because they could really fuck up my rabbits
do they carry diseases?
>>26554936
>Daddy long legs aren't spiders
They are absolutely spiders. I think you're thinking of harvestmen.
>>26549102
Yeah, I am.
Here is my own wittle ball of fur
>>26557673
>six legs
>wings
>three main body segments
How the fuck is this in any way, a spider?
>implying that animals wont be eaten by tyranids
>>26557657
Bugs are cool.
I like beetles the most.
Mosquitoes, ants, bees, wasps, spiders, scorpions, snakes, bats and raccoons are creatures you should have no qualms about killing. Rats and mice, maybe. They don't transmit disease nearly as much as people think, and there are humane trap-and-release devices that can easily deal with them.
Mosquitoes can transmit all kinds of diseases, ants will relentlessly invade your home until you start murdering them en masse, some spider bites can cause necrosis, some snakes are venomous and difficult to see or avoid, bats are the number one transmitters or rabies in the U.S., and raccoons may look cute and cuddly, but they're fearless and will destroy your property or kill your pets.
That aside, I'm as kind to animals as I reasonably can be. I'm also a vegetarian. I would nonetheless kill anything that posed a threat to me.
>>26557932
It's pretty easy to learn which spiders and snakes in your area pose any threat. You should never have to kill any of them, unless one gets in your house.
Your pets in general should not be in any danger at all, unless you are an asshole who leaves their pets outdoors, putting them in constant danger and letting them be a huge threat to the native wild life.
>>26555888
Not true. People who are cruel to animals have sociopathic minds, a fact which is actually supported by science.
>>26557673
Daddy long legs are harvestmen. They aren't spiders, though looking it up, there are a group of spiders referred to as daddy long legs, the ones I'm talking about only have 1 body segment and not 2
>>26549102
I miss my hamster.
I think I missed a critical window of socialization or something. Now I literally have more empathy for rodents than people.
>>26559309
So just what exactly is it that's happening here?
>>26559438
Daddy long legs nest
>>26559462
It must be cramped in there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yESL-NeAkBk
Non-human animals are pretty cool. I'm also vegan.
>>26560821
how are you alive? also, how can you not like humans?
>>26549102
aww that's a cute mouse
>>26560821
>I'm also vegan.
that's disgusting
>>26557730
>implying that's a daddylonglegs
That's a hawk mosquito.
>>26561116
Raptor kitty!
I'm going to get my cats legs amputated now
>be me last summer
>get some dry ice to fuck around with
>go outside around dusk
>notice frog friend sitting still, probably hiding from me
>trap him in a cup
>bring him inside, plate on the cup so he doesn't escape
>cut a hole in a water bottle cap
>insert a piece of plastic tubing I had lying around
>put some dry ice and warm water into the bottle, screw on the cap
>CO2 pours out of the tube
>lift cup lid enough to slide the tube in
>frog friend flips shit when it fills to his nostrils
>completely fill the cup
>can only see froggy hands moving all around the glass through the fog
>thumping as frog friend tries to hop out, hitting the plate
>noise and movement stops
>look at the bottom of the glass
>frog friend is sitting there, motionless
>remove plate, blow out CO2, replace plate
>frog friend completely unresponsive to any stimuli
>wait a few minutes
>frog friend slowly comes back to full consciousness
>repeat several times
>eventually let frog friend go
>mfw probably severely brain damaged him because of morbid curiosity
Are you prepared, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IH-EqoHws
>>26549102
Yes, except spiders I find inside. Outside, they're good, but inside? Fuck that. They're dead.
>>26549549
You abused an animal and wonder why it won't come near you?
Also you're a psychotic degenerate cunt who should kill himself
>>26556819
>Or you can kill them because it's fast and easy. I'm all for animal rights
No you're not. You have no idea what animal rights is.
I roughhouse with my jack Russell terrier, and my mom thinks I'm tormenting him because he growls like a motherfucker, but he's just playing. He'll bark at me to continue if I stop.
not trying to be edgy but i enjoy watching vids of dogs getting set on fire. i wouldn't do it real life though i'd be thrown in jail lol
>>26549102
I can watch ISIS execution videos without flinching or feeling bad about it..
Cant watch an animal getting hurt in anyways..
>>26562863
You should honestly kill yourself bro.
At least you'll die lonely and afraid
>>26562984
its a guilty pleasure. not like i would go out and kill every animal if it became legal. i'd only do it once in a while.
>>26562378
>tfw you will never ride Tyke into the beta uprising
Fuck normies.
>>26549102
Yes I like animals more than humans desu.
>>26549102
If you would ever hurt an animal you are a piece of trash
Yes. I love animals a lot so I always play with dogs and cats when possible. I also fucking hate dickheads who are cruel to animals or torture them.
>>26549102
As often as possible, humans are a plague
I am. I leave spiders alone too, unless they're the bad kind, which they very, very rarely are. Most spiders are great and help out with mosquitos. Same with lizards. I don't do palmetto bugs, though. Used to keep Tarantulas. I took care of a stray pitbull for years. Allergic to cats though so I gotta shoo them away.
I'd punch a goose though. Geese are dicks.
>>26562863
You're bad and you should feel bad.
>>26562882
Same here. I don't "enjoy" watching people get hurt, quite the opposite, but I have enough of a morbid fascination of mortality that I pretty regularly browse leddit's WatchPeopleDie.
>>26549560
Modern science says otherwise.
Dogs use a similar range of chemicals to trigger emotive reactions in their brains as humans do, including fear, affection, sadness and excitement.
I would be willing to bet that you are a subscriber to a religion that declares animals as "for human consumption" and "soulless" in order to attempt to brush aside moral concerns about killing or mistreating them for profit or convenience.
Nowadays we understand that many animals, particularly social mammals that rely on group cooperation to survive have highly developed communicative and emotive facilities, as their behaviour is easily mappable to equivalent behaviour in human beings.
Anecdotally, I vaguely remember a Polar Bear chained in an enclosure alone for an extended period was observed to "go mad", lacking companionship or entertainment it spent it's remaining days mostly performing a pathetic repetitive shuffle-like "dance" and pulling out it's own fur.
Now I ask you, how could a creature without a mind go mad?
I'm nice to spiders, I let them live in my room because they don't bother me
>>26549310
this
i wish i still had my dogs
im sure they are in dog-heaven right now
>>26565181
You're a broken soul
>>26565223
welcome to 4chan friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAYkH-ESXW8
>>26549318
I'd do it and hate every second of it. I hate seeing animals suffer.
>>26549102
I don't even kill roaches desu. I just catch them with tissue paper put them over the fence in my backyard if I see one and catch it.
>>26549528
Glad I quit calling myself a libertarian after realizing how insane and hypocritical they were a few months ago.
>>26562378
based as fuck
hope she killed at least one of those assholes
died like a hero
those faggots needed like 10 shots to take her down
People who have to fantasize about hurting animals online are babby mode.
The intermediate level mad-heads are out there skinning cats, not baiting animal hoarders on a Tuvan throat-singing forum.
I say go cut the heads off a bag of datschund puppies for real so something higher up the food chain can feel self-righteous while it pushes a sharp pole up your back pass and beats you until your own mother wouldn't know your shin from your clavicle.
When you interpose yourself into the predator/prey system, you'd best check the rung above.
You'd be surprised at the sizeable minority of people who joke with you about raping a teenaged girl, but'd put a claw hammer through the back of your head for touching a dog.
>>26549560
I used to think this, but I believe at least in that case of dogs this has been proven to be false.
The first example is just the countless stories of dogs saving lives of their owners. Also I belive I read somewhere that if an owner dies, cats will start eating them pretty quickly, but dogs will not until they're starving.
>>26565163
my Ananasi-kin.
>>26566134
>>>8chdotnet/arach/
>>26550359
>>26554936
>>26565008
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