>enter room
>see pic related
>wat do
eat the booty like groceries
Put my face in that ass.
>>26548706
leave room and sit outside
that picture makes me feel empty inside
funny how that would make some "normies" think I'm vain. as if sexual contact wasn't a need, not a want, for humans.
i want off
Do a straight approach and Try to Neg her so she will let me poz her neg hole
>>26548706
>have you seen my baseball?
>>26548732
This.
Squeeze it then cum on it.
nice one my gentleman of color
probably cry and apologize
I'm going to be such a bastart to get women whenn I get a job. I'll even go after my half sister's cousin. She's really hot.
>>26548706
Cry because I know this girl and crushed on her real hard.
cover her up so she doesn't get a cold
Slap her ass and tell her get the fuck out of my room
>>26548706
"Mom, you can't keep doing this, what the fuck."
>>26548706
Smell her asshole and beg her to squeeze out a shit
>>26548706
Hit her head with a bat, and burry her alive in my backyard
>Realise I'm trespassing
>Look around for anyone else in the house
>Assuming the way is clear, leave and walk back home casually
>If I am unable to leave at once through the front door, try to get out through a window or find a hiding place until the coast is clear
>Worst case scenario, I put my shirt on over my head and mouth and sprint the fuck out of there and into a different neighborhood, utilising alleys, twists and turns and waiting in a hiding place until night time to return to my house
>Try to ascertain why I blacked out and came to in a room with a naked woman
>Using my handy shirt, tie myself to my bed just in case
>Realise I should have checked her for my semen
>Fuck should I just leave the country?
>With what? What about my dog?
>Look, whatever happens, happens, if I have a condition of some kind I probably won't get it too bad
From there I don't know, I would probably have to go to a doctor and have them monitor me or something, best to do so before word spreads and who knows what I did whilst I wasn't conscious.
>>26548706
Wake up in bed, sweating, while the feeling of sadness covers me
figure out how i need to position myself in order to be able to use her butt as a pillow
>>26548967
Why do you feel the need to go to a doctor, yet do not turn yourself in before you have another unconsious blackout?
I would bury my face so deep in that ass.
Put benis in vabina :DDDD
Seriously though, if its my room I'll probably get a blanket and wake her up and ask for the explanation. What the fuck else is there to do?
>>26548706
Close my internet browser.
Sniff her stinky asshole and girl feet
>>26548706
Bowl of eggs is the only acceptable answer there will ever be
I wish she was my mom.
nmnmnm
Nigga at least provide some sauce with dat ass
>>26548750
This. I'd put a blanket over her but that would be too risky.
Honestly if I walked into that and knew that she'd let me do whatever I want, I'd probably just freeze up, stare for a little bit, and then turn around and walk out.
How do you even grope an ass in a non-creepy way?
>>26548706
wait where am i? this isn't even my house how i got to this room?
>>26548901
thats your mom? wow shes hot whats her name
>>26548706
I wouldn't do anything to her. I don't even know her.
Unlike you OP and the folks here saying they'd fuck her up with a knife or whatever sociopathic nonsense you come up, I don't spend all my time sitting around thinking of evil things to do to people I don't even know.
Has it ever occurred to you that you're mentally ill and you need help? Has it? Because that's the truth. If you sit around all the time thinking about stabbing girls or getting other guys to say they want to do "things" to her, then you have a personality disorder.
Get some help before you hurt yourself or someone else. Seriously.
And if you think your post is funny. Or you think what I'm saying is funny, then that is also a symptom of your mental illness. Normal people don't do that and, by normal people, I mean people who have meaningful, worthwhile lives.
Grow up OP (and others here) and find the courage to take responsibility for your mental illness.
>>26548706
Surpriseconsensualanal sex
>>26548706
>take pictures
>offer to rub back
>go a little lower with time and find hot spots
>go from there
Turn her over and suk dat fem cock
Berry my dick so far upp her ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
>>26548706
now, i'm no expert, but i'm pretty sure -that- is a butt
>>26548706
hey sis do you know where dad is
walk away and cry because my tiny dick is too small to even reach her vagina
>>26548772
this
perfect opportunity to work on my day game pham
>Take a picture
>post on /r9k/ and ask what they would do
Fuck her and text me girlfriend I love her.
>>26548706
die of a stroke
Cry in a corner because I know this will never happen in my lifetime.
>>26548706
pickure related
>>26548706
Demand, while pointing my ar-15 at her, that she leave my fucking house immediately. The cunt should leave if she knows what's best for her
>>26552742
You just entered the room (which we assume is your bedroom), why would you be carrying an AR-15 around with you? It's not a small weapon to just have on your person.
It's like you live your life assuming that this situation will occur, and have your rifle always with you just in case you ever need to threaten a naked woman out of your house.
>>26552819
My weapons are available to me at short notice. I'd simply grab it from behind my door.
It would be pretty weird, that looks like my mom.
>>26552933
I'd fuck your mom bro
>>26552944
>tfw all my sexual dreams have been about my mom
She really does look like the woman in the picture except slightly older, she looks like she's in her mid 30s.
>>26552977
Does she let you rest your head on her lap and run her fingers through your hair? What does she smell like?
>>26552977
having a hot mom must be hell.
>>26550205
>have naked girl in the room
>offer to rub her back
>>26550159
Uh oh, moralfag spilling his spaghetti it seems!
>>26548706
fat slut/10
>>26548706
put a blanket on her and walk away
my dick is broken and I feel empty inside
>>26553329
toasty roastie/10
>>26550159
Hey now, sjw-kun, in this thread we only had a single anon cone up with sociopathic nonsense. 95% analingus in this thread.
We're getting better, see?
>>26553248
Aww, someone's getting insecure and defensive. :)
Hint: It's you.
I'd put lube on her soles and have sex with her feer
>>26553358
this except I calmly kick her out instead of hide her with a blanket
>>26548706
Wake her up and say "The fuck are you doing in my house. Get out right now or I'm calling the cops."
It has to be a trick. She probably has one of her cronies looting my house.
>>26548872
Really? What's the story of this pic?
>>26548706
fuck her, shit on her , spit on her , pee on her , take pics post them in /b/ and then leave
>>26548706
Squeeze the buttcheeks and eat out her anus with my tongue.
