>women can't be alone
I bet no one is willing to be my bf. Pic related
thats a man though
>>26547893
Holy FUcking HELL mate
>>26547893
I'm not attracted to girls with manly features. Also, you look like you're significantly taller than me.
trannies don't count
>>26547921
>implying
Yeah, easy to complain about being alone but when I post this everyone rejects me.
Fucking hypocrites.
Oh fuck this shit is for real...
>>26547893
post proof that you have a vagina and i will post my skype
>>26547930
>>26547932
Exactly why no man asked me out. Think I'm not a woman.
Ehhh.... you are gonna require work but you probably have a chance to have a bf if your personality isn't terrible.
You ought to exercise more so that you aren't so pudgy. Squat a lot to make you butt bigger.
Don't wear such dark clothing - makes you look like a man.
Don't wear ties. Light colored blouses are best.
Get contacts instead of glasses.
Try to join clubs at your school.
>>26547893
nah just wear a paper bag over your head and chad would definitely pump you from behind
Try being more feminine, men reject you because you look like a bulldyke.
>>26547967
I'll post after some replies and people take me seriously.
I want /r9k/ to admit women can be alone.
No one wants me.
>>26547893
you look like my male friend who is a white trash guy into arm wrestling
>>26547994
>>26548031
i am dead serious. i am higher up than you on the /10 scale but just as lonely because im a man
postyour skype, i'll talk to you
>>26547893
buy some new tits
>>26547994
You look more manly than me. Jesus Christ. How tall are you? What do your parents look like?
Pat, is that you?
>>26547994
Well the suit and tie definitely don't help
Last pic.
No more except proff later once /r9k/ fucking admits that women can be alone.
All of you can go fuck yourself.
No guy ever asked me out.
I'm a 26 yearold hugless kissless fucking virgin.
>>26548031
>I want /r9k/ to admit women can be alone.
In thread immediately:
>get tips on how to be more attractive
>multiple guys asking for your skype
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
>>26548064
where did you steal that baby from?
im still waiting on that skype, if it is not posted then this thread was just a big ol shitpost
>>26548064
Where do you live? I'll come wreck that pussy for you .
>obviously a troll thread but IDGAF
>>26548064
you're hugging a baby in that pic tho
fellow 26 year old hugless kissless virgin here, the only different is i dont get a free pass in life like a woman does
>>26548074
Because there are no women here, just trolls and cucks
>>26548079
niece
>>26548064
stop attentionwhoring tho
>>26547994
No, there are guys trust me. I am one of them, although looks don't matter much to me (if at all...) I'm kinda picky on personalities.
>>26548064
Seriously just paper-bag it and you'll have pipe will be laid.
>>26547893
thats a man, baby
manblox trapblox
![kiernan-shipka[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3g1Pgs6.jpg "kiernan-shipka[1].jpg")
>>26547893
Lose weight, and learn to contour your face. Then your face will have a slight resemblance to pic related's
I'd be your friend, we could be single together. That's better than what most girls would give an ugly anon, right?
fuck off roasteo
>>26548101
I'm a complete shut in and live with my dad.
I don't work, go to school, just play vidya and watch anime, literally.
No man wants me like this.
the guys in the thread just want female interaction, they don't want me
this is a man, baby
Please god let me die.
>>26548124
why do you keep posting pictures of men then pretending you're a girl? jesus christ
>>26548124
just post contact info or go away and stop trolling already
>>26548124
What games and anime?
Pc or console?
>>26548150
Yeah go fuck yourself.
>>26548124
>women suck so hard at being women that men literally have to do their job for them
All you have to do is not be a total cunt and accept male attention, bonus if you're not fat.
>>26548124
>I don't work, go to school, just play vidya and watch anime, literally.
well fuck off then, I actually tried to go out and be social and had horrible experiences, I've earned the right to bitch about being alone
not really
but whatever, fuck you, you should go through the things that made me hate bars as well ya fuckin wanker
apologies i'm drunk as fuck
>>26548064
TOP KEK
YOUR HANDS ARE LIKE WHEN WE USED TO BLOW UP HOSPITAL GLOVES IN MIDDLESCHOOL
>>26548155
this
also nice dubs
>>26548124
>the guys in the thread just want female interaction, they don't want me
So you want to be somebody's muse, is that it? You realize all guys, save for celebrity are interchangeable to females right?
>No man wants me like this.
I'll give you that, but to be fair you wouldn't want your male equivalent. *I* wouldn't expect you to settle for the male equivalent. A loser is a loser, only being an 8/10 or higher can compensate for that in the dating world, and even then it gets old fast when there are 6 and 7/10s that can beat you on everything but looks.
you're giving women a bad name by masquerading like this dude come on
>>26548064
Okay I admit it, women can be alone.
If all youre going to do is complain and not try then fucking kill youself you fucking autismo
Yeah, OP, you're pretty ugly, but you look like you put no effort into yourself.
If you actually tried to look better/more feminine, I bet you could find a guy.
>>26548124
(The anon you replied to)
Well, we are in the same boat I'm afraid. I don't go out unless my parents don't want to go somewhere alone. I don't work either, don't go to school, I play vidya and stuff as well.
All women lose interest the second they find out I'm a NEET.
All you have to do is to get thinner
Thin women can't be alone. And it's not hard for anyone to get thinner.
OP here.
This is me now.
This thread was to fucking prove women can't be alone and robots. Look at all these desperate men thinking I'm a woman and grabbing for my attention.
Save this thread, remember that WOMEN CANNOT BE ALONE AND CANNOT BE ROBOTS.
>>26548278
wew lad
wewblox
>>26548278
still fat and ugly tho bruh
>>26548278
well it looks like we've been had
>>26548278
that's a pretty weak argument dude
>>26548278
top fucking kek
women cannot be robots
women BTFO
women on suicide watch
>>26548298
That wasn't the point.
I'm pointing out how women can be in any state and be desired and I'm still a hhkv despite improving.
>>26548304
As if, I just showed that a 2/10 can get males but I cannot get any women interested in me.
>>26548278
roastie whores btfo
proven once again there is no such thing as """""""""""fem"""""""""""""" """"""""bots"""""""""""
originala
>>26548278
>This thread was to fucking prove women can't be alone and robots.
This is true. Also, I think you should consider transitioning . :3c
>>26548278
Thank god she wasn't real. The features, they were too manly.
>>26548316
>implying 2/10
>cannot get any women interested in me
you didn't prove this at all, just insinuated it
>>26548278
Absolute madman! Good job, breh.
>>26548278
It's mean to make fun of ugly girls. I'm glad that you're going to be alone and fat forever. Eat shit and die in jealousy, you ugly motherfucker.
>implying females on the internet
>>26548339
Rostie detected.
Can't handle the truth?
>>26548278
Holy fucking shit dude look at how many people took the bait.
>>26548339
roastie pls don't bully
I think this whole argument is stupid. Of course women CAN be alone, it's possible. Just very rare, because 99% of them are like children and get all pissy when they don't have a helper with them.
If you're a man you shouldn't give a fuck for human interaction and if you do, it better be infrequent and easy to get over otherwise you're a failure.
>>26548278
You should still lose weight, and you still have no chin.Good call on that neckbeard though
>>26548339
oh look, a roasted roastie. HOW UNEXPECTED
>>26548339
Ugly women don't even post on /r9k/. You're all just a bunch of histrionic idiots.
>>26548339
I wonder who could be behind this post???
roastie btfo'd bloxxbloxx
>>26548278
you should lift and acquire cleganemode
>>26547893
>Caring
Thats the part you need to stop before. It doesnt mean shit to be with someone, and when you finally do you'll realize that youve formulated an idealized version of another person and what a relationship is in your head, and you will never find a person you can actually love because you are so distanced from your emotions from vicariously living through media that you hardly feel a thing at all any more.
Except the pain.Liberate yourself and embrace your hatred for the world
>>26548354
What truth? That ugly women are the butt of every joke? You're right, I can't handle it.
>>26548357
He deserves it. He goes through life bullying ugly girls and expecting a 9/10 gf. Well fuck him. You know in elementary school it was ugly retards like him that bullied ugly girls, not anyone else? Hope he gets ass cancer.
Actually, I know a woman that got to the age of 64 before losing her virginity. She is a fucking pain to be around, literally nobody seems to like having her around except my mom for some reason.
I hope its just a pity friendship... Shes ugly AF too, worse than OP's pic and she got laid at 64...
bracing myself for a double reverse psychology that involves her just growing out a beard
>>26548373
>ugly women don't post on /r9k/
Maybe you just bully them all off the board, like that one tripfag.
>>26548399
>What truth? That ugly women are the butt of every joke? You're right, I can't handle it.
No, that women can't be alone, even the low tier shut in fatties that are ugly can get men, yet me in this pic >>26548278 never had male interest.
>>26548339
The rrrrrrrrrrrROAST that BOASTS the MOST shall HOST the POST.
>>26548359
> shouldn't give a fuck for human interaction
I agree, man. I actually think it's fucking pathetic how most "men" care so much about validation. Every man I have ever met with a backbone and strong character has been kind of a loner. Not socially inept, or misanthropic, but people who just did their own thing. Not implying anyone on r9k is a super chad, cause we aren't, but it's just what I've noticed.
>>26548414
You don't get interest because you're a bad person. Ugly women can win over people by being nice, pleasant and caring. Everyone can smell the bitterness and meanness off of you from a mile away. Normies know that you think you're better than them. Girls know that you silently judge them in your head. And furthermore, you're fat as fuck.
>>26548414
>yet me in this pic >>... never had male interest.
SO YOU ARE A LITERAL FAGGOT OP?
Save this thread, remember that EVEN WHEN OP IS NOT A FAGGOT, HE IS STILL A FAGGOT.
>>26548122
Hey thats my waifu, GO FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER ONE. SHE IS MINE, FUUUUCK
>>26548361
>no chin
reverse problem to be honest mate my chins too big
>>26548278
lol you're fucking stupid, and I even sort of agree with you.
all this mad roast getting mad since OP revealed himself is too good
Ayyy
Top thread, op.
>>26548478
I know.
Look at all these betas jumping to insult the guy and calling him a bad person, just trying to scramble to any argument to prove that women can be alone and a robot.
He didn't state absolutely anything about himself just proving a point yet he's the monster despite being much better looking than the woman he was pretending to be.
>>26548478
"why don't I get any pussy" the thread
>is mean as fuck to any woman less than 9/10
>looks like dogshit himself
>is fat as fuck
>probably has a small dick
>probably smells bad
Total mystery why OP is alone.
>>26547893
you're not even human
male or female
just hideous
>implying females on the internet
everyone seemed to forget rule 30
laughinggirls.jpg
>>26548494
The woman he was pretending to be looks like a sexier man than his ogreish babby face
>>26548451
You can have her, I liked the character but I think she's kind uggo.
>DIS MAH WAIFU
>>26548478
>>26548494
ocase in point:
>>26548495
holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHA
anyway just stop being fat
>>26548495
Yet you bitter fuck eager to jump on him, the woman he was pretending to be was THE EXACT SAME and yet he/she got men interested in him/her.
But when he reveals himself suddenly OHHH NO HEE'S A MISOGYNISTIC BITTER MONSTER AND UGLY AND ALONE AND THIS IS WHY HE SHOULD DIE ALONE.
You dumb hypocritical piece of shit.
>>26548519
Have fun dying a virgin, OP, or settling for Chad's sloppy seconds, while better and nicer men are receiving everything you could ever dream of :-)))
>>26548495
Kek, why u mad doe!!???
Women CAN be lonely though senpai.
The thing is, what they consider loneliness is not what a man considers loneliness. Especially robots.
When a man is lonely, he has literally no one. He stays home and the most human contact he gets for months, years even is just pretending to be an npc while he's wagecucking or when he's forced to see a doctor or therapist.
When women get lonely, this just means chad left them and they haven't had a bf for 2 weeks.
You all must understand that the definition of loneliness that men and women use is very, very different.
>>26548525
At least the woman he was pretending to be has pictures of herself that aren't indoor selfies, meaning she's probably a social person who talks to people other than her mommy. The same cannot be said for OP, who probably only leaves the house to hit up Burger King.
>>26548511
>>26548499
>>26548399
>>26548300
>>26548200
>>26548155
>>26548122
>>26548077
>>26548055
checkem
by checkem I mean observe the repeating digits
>>26548518
i love chloe too anon
hard to accept she's older now since i saw her in hugo (first film i fell in love with her)
but god damn she's got it
why can't we find our own chloes in real life, anon?
>>26548553
no m8 those pictures were me when i was 16
>>26548553
THAT WAS THE SAME PERSON YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT
OHHH GOD AM I BEING TROLLED
>>26548548
>when a man is lonely, he just rejected every woman below a 9/10 and is complaining about why his fat ass doesn't deserve an endless stream of super models
I fixed it
>>26547994
MEG GRIFFIN
>>26548454
>reverse problem to be honest mate my chins too big
It may protrude but it has no definition. It's just a cliff from which a curtain of fat hangs from. KEEP THE BEARD, it does a good job at hiding it. Do shave it and line it though, don't try and "draw a chin" with hair.
Also, get a job and better headphones. At least get earbuds, your $20 (15 pound) OVER THE EARS advertise to the world you don't give a shit about either sound, or aesthetics.
>>26548576
>going from a decent trap to
>a balding middle aged fat man in his 40s
Wow, my condolences. Meth is one helluva drug.
>>26548569
>why can't we find our own chloes in real life, anon?
Every dog gets a bone in heaven anon
EVERY DOG.
>>26548525
This.
/thread
Just fucking /thread
All these roasties getting buttblasted
>>26548528
>le nice guys get the girl meme
absolutelel
Fat people are disgusting. Don't complain about how no girl will touch you while you're too busy making troll threads instead of hitting the gym, pudgy. Or maybe if you had self control and put down all that fucking food you undisciplined swine
>>26548609
no that's kyler
>>26548579
I am a fat fuck and don't have the courage to speak to women though, therefore I've never been rejected. Also, I have stupidly low standardsnot that it matters because I'm going to kill myself and/or die alone anyway.
checkmate atheists
>>26548645
No sympathy for fat people desu. You are not a robot because you made the choice to become a lardass
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I've lost a lot of weight in the last year. I was very fat before I can't just go to the gym and suddenly be /fit/ it takes time.
>>26548548
Women and men are not equal, in my opinion. For a man to have a girlfriend, that is a very good thing for him. But for a woman to have men interested in her, it's not worth much, because men are so disposable. The actual worthwhile men are high in demand, leaving only trash-tier men that nobody wants. And no, don't tell me that dating a trash-tier man is better than being alone.
>>26548518
How dare you insult my waifu you fucking cunt! Chloe... Chloe a shit! There, I said it!
Fantastic fucking thread.
He described himself as a woman and man, but for some reason he's a shit tier person if male but a princess that needs saving if woman.
Never change, /r9k/
also mfw all these whte knights insulting OP. Go back to tubmlr. your theory of lonely women was debunked.
bump
\roasties btfo\
>>26548619
https://i.imgur.com/50CCoWb.gifv
>>26547994
>dress as a man
>omg why do people think I'm a man
>so many men offering contact details to female OP
>no one wants male OP
The hypocrisy is disgusting.
>>26548945
there
are
no
females
on
the
internet
also female op was sad and lonely, male op is a troll having a go
>>26548987
>implying Im still not sad and lonely
>>26548999
nice trips
>implying you didn't troll and aren't "an arse" now
>>26547893
hey OP you should have actually made fake contact info, baited the desperate fags, got their pics and then posted them all over the place as the bottom feeders and post screencaps of this thread
you blew it
>>26547893
Why none dates me, OP?
>>26548579
>women are THIS deluded
>they genuinely believe that because they have an endless stream of attention that is must be the same for guys
>>26549073
i bet your laugh is a giggle
>this thread
very nice m8.
>>26547893
I'll date you. Where do you live?
>>26549073
Justin long?
>>26549556
Read the thread, m8.
Robots got rused, roasties got toastied.
>>26550305
SHhh you ruined it.
>>26547893
Zoe? I meant to ask you out during high school ;_;
I dunno. Probably not right. You'd have to be a good person but you're on here.
>>26548339
he didnt make fun of ugly girls
he used them as proof that even if they are SO UGLY THEY LOOK LIKE A MAN, they still CANNOT AND I MEAN ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BE LONELY
fuck off whore
OP did a great job pretending to be a "fembot" as well
>no guy wants me
>no, not you
>>26551567Psst, hey >>26550305
>>26547994
Why do you wear mens clothing though?
>>26547994
Patrick? Is that you? Why are you pretending to be a woman?
>mfw it's been years since I talked to patrick
>patrick directed me to 4chan when we were in high school
>>26548278
>26548278
holy shity
hmmm i wonder if i, a fat but not too ugly black girl, can get away with this
>>26548716
This tbqhwyf
>>26549011
Double standards brah.
>>26552005
Nikki? Is that you?
