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They basically give the qt arab waifus away, they force you to swear off all the bad shit in your life, and it's a damn good community. So, /r9k/, why not Islam?
They basically give the qt jap waifus away, they heal you with their zen and cool shit idk, and it's a damn good community. So, /r9k/, why not Japan?
>>26544986
you convinced me anon, TO JAPAN!
Also kill yourself op
>>26544737
Because the picture you paint and reality are very different. Do your own homework on that.
>>26544737
I can't force myself to be religious without feeling like shit. I doubt becoming Muslim would help me get a gf anyway.
because even muslim girls have standardsinb4butthurt
>ISIS recruiter on r9k
/POOOOOL/
We need you now.
>tfw no Eva Braun waifu
>>26544737
>no alcohol
>no drugs
>explosions
that's about it desu
>>26544737
I want a qt arab husbando
>>26545062
What does it have to do with ISIS?
>>26545085
daily reminder Hitler supported Muslims and said Islam was fitter for Germany
>>26545108
>daily reminder Hitler supported Muslims and said Islam was fitter for Germany
Source?
>>26545108
Seriously: I know you're just having fun. But this is extremely similar to ISIS recruiters. They take people who are displeased. Claim they can give them a house and wife and they settle and fight the 'Holy war'. That's the gist anyway.
>>26545181
>>26545106
>>26545062
>>26545018
>>26545017
i sense buttmad :^)
>>26545137
/pol/ shitposter detected
But hey I want the source on that too
>>26545108
Why do you want an arabic husband?
>>26544737
no video games no porn no freedom etc
>>26545404
WAIT WHAT NO VIDYA FUCK THAT
>>26545404
You're mixing the actual religion with some theories that certain religious groups have made, vidya is not forbidden, and many muslims play vidya too.
Looking at naked women is not allowed and therefore porn is forbidden (except your wifu of course) but its worth mentioning that fapping is a bit controversial.
>>26544737
Reported to FBI. Nice try ahmed
1. The only way to guarantee a wife is to sign up with a jihadist group, who will conveniently set you up for a suicide mission before she arrives from Jakarta or whatever excuse they have.
2. My current situation would make it very difficult to stay away from pork, although the only kind I eat is bacon and maybe sausage.
3. I'd have to drive over an hour to get to a mosque, and I don't get Fridays off so I couldn't go anyways.
4. The five prayers would have me up far too long during the summer because I don't live near the equator.
5. Leaning Arabic to the point of usability takes far too long for make moving to an Arab country useful, although I could cheat and learn the much easier Indonesian/Malay.
6. Fasting during Ramadan. If it was just not eating it wouldn't be a problem but not drinking anything could be an issue during a humid summer.
7. I like to keep sharp objects away from my genitals and as such I would very much like to not get circumcised or shave my pubes. And it's weird for men to shave under their arms.
8. No public toilet in America has a bidet so that could be a real problem.
Weren't expecting legit answers, were you OP?
>>26545061
Arranged marriages. Get a half-decent job and convince an ugly girl's parents to wed her to you.
>>26545404
>No video games
Mussies love vidya, especially stuff like GTA.
>>26545137
From wikipedia
"
In speeches, Hitler made apparently warm references towards Muslim culture such as: "The peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France".[231]
According to Speer, Hitler stated in private, "The Mohammedan religion too would have been much more compatible to us than Christianity. Why did it have to be Christianity with its meekness and flabbiness?"[230] Speer also stated that when he was discussing with Hitler events which might have occurred had Islam absorbed Europe: "Hitler said that the conquering Arabs, because of their racial inferiority, would in the long run have been unable to contend with the harsher climate and conditions of the country.[230]"
>>26545181
tell OP to GTFO then, ISIS fag
>>26545402
they are so qt
You cannot just choose to be religious
If you don't truly and honestly believe it then it won't change anything for you
>>26545883
So you'd prefer an arabic guy over a guy from your country??
What if he has different religious views or if he was over protective and got really jealous when you talk to other dudes? What if he want you to be a muslim? Or do you want to convert him to Christianity/atheism or whatever your religion is?
Arab women do NOT go for white men. Do not listen to OP
>>26545995
Yup Arab men are great
Nah it's okay. I'm a Christian and would prefer him to but I would date a Muslim boy if he's qt enough. I wont conver to the religion
I like jealous boys
>you have to get circumcised
drake_looking_reproachful.jpg
>>26546117
>Yup Arab men are great
Aren't you the girl who was autistic about us and said she had a bf on that middle eastern thread not long ago ?
>>26546239
nothere are three of us
>>26546117
> tfw I'm a 21 y/o medical school arabic virgin
> People always act surprised when I tell them that I'm a virgin
> "Oh wow anon you're good looking why don't you have a gf yet?"
> mfw my dad doesn't want me to engage in any relationship because I need to graduate and work first
> we're also a high blood arabic family but we're really poor and my dad wants me to marry some kind of high blood family too
Being an arab sucks
Be from Muslim background, be atheist, be white.
>Have my shoes x-rayed at airport.
>When visiting American embassy to pick up some documents have security spend 10 minutes closely examining my key- surprise its a fucking slab of metal.
>People look at me with fear when I come out of mosque I went to because my cousin wants me to go.
>Somali and Nigerian girls throw themselves at me because I'm the only white guy their parents would approve of.
>Can walk into bad parts of Berlin at night because I'm "one of them."
Everything has its ups and downs I guess. Still wouldn't eat pork though, that shit's disgusting.
>>26546339
Saudi Arabian? All of you fuckers are into medical shit.
>>26546337i'm a qt arab
World war 3 is about to happen robots good luck and shit post while you can
>>26546375:^) I have my preferences. I despise Lebs though
>>26546395I hate Lebs too, complete cucks, i'm the North African type of Arab
>>26545838
not muslim but please explain some of these
>My current situation
which is?
>I like to keep sharp objects away from my genitals and as such I would very much like to not get circumcised or shave my pubes. And it's weird for men to shave under their arms.
Is circumcision necessary? Why? And what's with the shaving pubes/under arms business?
>No public toilet in America has a bidet so that could be a real problem.
What do you need a bidet for? Is toilet paper haram or something?
>>26546436Let me guess, Moroccan? Also what do you mean by cucked?
>>26546502No, Algerian/Tunisian, by cucked i really mean westernized
>>26546354
I'm an ex-muslim and I'm planning on changing my name something white (I'm very pale, so I can pass as totally white if needed). Will they still give me a hassle at airports/etc?
>>26546542
>implying westernized is a bad thing when the alternative is staying an ignorant radical
>>26546568
>You can only be two things
Why don't you like Lebs ?
>>26546485
>And what's with the shaving pubes/under arms business?
Muslims are encouraged to maintain good hygiene which in the opinion of most scholars means not being a feminist level ball of hair: Shave underarms, trim/shave pubes, keep nose and ear hairs trimmed etc.
>>26546485
Circumcision is necessary, as urine/smegma may get caught in the foreskin and render one unclean for prayer.
Yes, the use of toilet paper is haram because paper is supposed to be for writing, although I think there was something in Turkey about this recently.
>>26546542
>>26546542
Algerian-Tunisian sounds pretty nice. Do you look more North African Berber, SW Asian, S European, or what?
Also, yeah, I agree Lebanese people are very Westernized. I mean that isn't a bad thing but the problem is a lot of the men are more faggy and flamboyant than other Arab males I know. Plus they seem to desperately want to be white and even emulate that weeaboo/animu liking thing to a stronger extent than other Arabs like they want to copy WASP.
Pretty much every Leb I met was annoying, I don't like any of them.
>>26546547
Disgusting apostate. Kill yourself.
I will only accept you if you converted to Christianity, but knowing r9k its fedoraism.
>>26546602
That wasn't me
You don't have to be Islam to fuck their women. Why would anyone convert to a cheap religion that's rapidly losing its identity in a middle-east held hostage by extremists and a western society polluting it with liberalism?
>>26546547
>Changing your name to fit in.
Fuck off, seriously your parents gave you a name and life- least you can do is respect their fucking decision.
Also, my name is Muslim but very obscure one how do you think they know at every airport and embassy I'm Muslim? Every random security guard is an expert on half-forgotten Muslim names that sound more Jewish than Muslim?
>>26546670
>that's rapidly losing its identity in a middle-east
Holy shit faggots actually believe this.
>held hostage by extremists and a western society polluting it with liberalism?
It's def not dying but this part is prolly more true
>>26546631
>Do you look more North African Berber, SW Asian, S European, or what?
No clue to be honest
>I mean that isn't a bad thing
Sure but some took it too far
>Plus they seem to desperately want to be white
I didn't really notice that except for some Christian lebs
>That wasn't me
Sorry
>>26546685
I have the most generic muslim name that isn't Mohammed. And it's not just to fit in, I've never liked my name to begin with. Even if it was to fit in, who cares? It'd make me happier nonetheless. I hate people assuming I'm muslim when I'm anything but.
>>26546685
>>26546753
Also, I don't care about my parents' decision. If I don't like it, I don't have to honor it. They gave birth to me, if they don't like me making my own decisions, that's their problem, not mine.
>>26546670
>You don't have to be Islam to fuck their women.
Yeah right, walk into a bar in my hometown (50/50 Muslim/Christian) and ask the sluttiest dressed girls their names and then ask the most conservatively dressed ones. It's easier to drive into hostile christian territory and fuck a girl despite the fact that they hate us Muslims more than the average westerner than it is to fuck a Muslim girl. RedPill applies to western/christian women much more than others.
>>26546670
You can fuck them, but if you're looking to marry one, no, you can't. A muslim man is allowed to marry a non-muslim woman, but not vice-versa.
>>26546745
Post a pic. Honeeeeey
Wat u think of azn and blk girls ?
>>26546777
>>26546753
Spoken like a true cuck.
Did Richard Dawkins change his name? Did Christopher-fucking-Hitchens?
Even if you don't believe in the religion you're still partially Muslim like it or not. You will be used to celebrating Eid not Christmas, having Muslim family, be familiar with Muslim customs etc. Every religion is also a culture, names are a cultural thing. Deal with it.
>>26546837
>Post a pic
Sure
>Wat u think of azn and blk girls
Weird mix though i've never really had any experience with them so i wouldn't really knowIf you want to add me on Skype : hamza92z
>>26546884
kek Why do my personal decisions upset you so much? Once I change it, no one would even guess I'd ever been muslim and the islam I was raised with was barely religious at all. I never prayed and never felt any connection to the culture in the slightest. I'm not still 'partially muslim.' I'm partially arab at most, muslim is a race, anon.
>>26546944
>I never prayed and never felt any connection to the culture in the slightest
because you're the arab equivalent of a coon
I bet you're half leb half french guy aren't you? makes sense why you're such a bitch
>>26546944
>I'm partially arab at most
What are you mixed with ?
>>26545927
fucking this, idk why anyone is arguing with this non-muslim shitposter.. it is a will of the heart and that change comes from within you niggers. stop this thread and move on
>>26546970
white. mostly german blood. i look vaguely ethnic, but not specifically arab.
>>26546969
lol if not following a cult makes me a coon, then sure, call my tyrone
>>26547049
>cult
typical nordic-anglo mentality. even affeminate as one lmao
>>26547079
have a nice day anon
blox blox
>>26546837
Wait a sec are you Brie
>>26546944
>Why do my personal decisions upset you so much
If you were a Christian or Japanese guy the sentiment would be the same. Stopping believing in a religion happens, changing your convictions happens but changing your name is no better than going full Michael Jacoks and cutting yourself up to look different. It suggest a wimpy/cuck psychology.
>>26546923
>She stopped respondingWhy would you waste your time teasing
it fucking sucks cause at one point and time i wanted to believe in islam and yes I KNOW this shit is a farce and is bait all the way but this doesn't help those that are lost.. but this religion is more than likely false as fuck and is a copy on the jew/christian doctrine.. how the fuck can one be so blind?? i might have fallen into it if there was no terrorist groups killing everyone in their country but it doesn't matter, i'm over it
>>26546923
>Immediately stops respondig
"Fembots" everyone
>>26547150
A name is just a few syllables. There's no reason to make them more important than they really are just because of some convoluted sense of honor/morality/whatever it is you're getting at.
>>26546373
No, I'm an iraqi, and actually I chose Medicine because my mom died of cancer.
I also chose it because it's the only profession with 100% guarantee of a job.
Fuck Saudis man, sure I might have relatives in there but they are annoying as hell, they are just a bunch of tyrants who try to rule the Islamic world, trust me if you wipe saudis off the map then all of these problems in the middle east will go away.
