>that kid with the punisher t-shirt
>>26542354
>that fat, tall white kid with the afro
>>26542354
>that kid who liked ahegao
lol, you get off to silly faces.
>>26542354
>tfw part of the reason why i started lifting is so i can acceptably wear a punisher shirt
>tfw still probably 2 years away from looking good and big enough to wear a punisher shirt
>that kid who wears the same shit everyday
>>26542354
>That kid with the monster cap
>That kid with the running shoes
>That kid with the fanny pack
>That kid with the wristwatch (I like watches too man, but i understand that they are autistic, dont wear them.)
>>26542916
>he knows what aheago is
>>26542354
>The super scrawny 5'6 weeaboo and his overweight 6'1 weeaboo girlfriend
>tfw they were always making out during lunch
>tfw they got voted cutest couple ironically and they thought it was serious
>That kid who jumped off the school on a bet and broke his back
fucking lol
>>26543003
proof that even if you can find happiness as an inferior male people will still shit on you
kill yourself
>>26542978
>That kid with the wristwatch
>>26543015
>Doing everything in your power to ensure your inferior genes persist rather then doing everyone a favor and not procreating at all
U first familia.
>>26543041
i believe you are strawmanning me, because you see, not every girlfriend is "im going to get married and have a kid"
who says you cant be happy and fulfilled without having a kid?
>>26543069
When did I say they couldn't be happy? They clearly were by my description, the point is no one wants to see a stick person feel up a ham planet, especially when I was eating lunch a table away. In fact I don't want to see anyone, Chad or robot, making out profusely in public near me, but especially not those two types.
>>26543019
tf, shit ton of people have watches
>>26543106
in fact, her genes would probably produce strong, hardy sons
>that kid who drew guns in the borders of his notebook pages
>>26543136
That was me before I realized I had no idea what a gun looked like and drew skellingtons instead.
>that kid who stapled himselfit was me
>>26543159
I did it too, but I was really good at it, I just hope no one saw and thought I was gonna be a shooter or something.
>>26543136
damn you faggot i almost forgot about that shit
i would draw all different kinds of guns. especially liked the WWII era weapons like the thompson, mp40, M1 rifle, etc
also liked to draw knives and swords
>>26543195
>tfw in uni and still do that
>that kid who drew swords and dragons at the end pages
it was m0me
>>26543216
This. Once I get the thought of doodling into my head, the urge is too strong to resist. There's so much unused space! The problem is when I go back to read my notes I get too distracted by the doodles to actually focus on the info.
>>26543136
>art assignment
>draw a battlefield
>wow anon, you did extremely well for the first time, is this topic special for you
>that kid who cleared rooms with invisible guns when he thought no one was looking
>>26542978
what's wrong with wearing a wristwatch familia
>>26542354
>The kid who legitimately wore a fedora before it became a meme and people started to wear it "ironically".
>tfw he'd wear it inside the building in the school uniform (polo and slacks)
>>26543245
>art assignment
>winter related
>make a WWI-esque landscape of trenches, manned gun emplaements, barbed wire, guys hitting eachother with their guns
>all i did to make it winter related was replace the ammunition with snowballs (like i'd draw a box full of snowballs feeding into the guns) and i made the gun barrels really wide so they could shoot snowballs
i was about 10 at the time
>>26543281
>Perform a max payne dive once.
>Bruise ribs
>Go to the school nurse
>"How did you get hurt anon?"
>Football
>>26543329
That sounds pretty fuckingcool. Really like the concept. Kinda puts it all into perspective.Would love to see it executed well.
>that kid that didn't wear underwear and was always showing his ass because his clothing was really baggy
>>26542354
>That kid who took karate for 5 weeks so is totally a Shaolin Grandmaster who could totally kick his bully's ass
>>26542354
That kid who posts on r9k about that kid with a punisher tee-shirt.
>>26543136
>That kid who drew swastikas in the borders of his notebook pages
>That kid whose notebook was full of poorly-drawn anime eyes
>>26543445
>>That kid whose notebook was full of poorly-drawn anime eyes
>mfw this was me
Also
>That kid that bought the "How to draw Manga" book out of those Scholastic book catalogs or book faires
I feel like you guys are just describing yourselves and adding "that kid" at the beginning of your sentence
>>26543506
Nah shit? Really?
>>26542354
>That kid who ran through the halls like Naruto
>>26543517
I thought we were supposed to be talking about other people
>>26543488
I was too nervous that I'd get bullied for liking anything related to the Glorious Land of Nippon so I never touched those books. Did it help you with drawing in the long run?
![squidward_s_suicide_by_jcm2-d6sdsig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F82Xlnw.jpg "squidward_s_suicide_by_jcm2-d6sdsig[1].jpg")
>>26543506
t-thanks.
unmute plz
>>26543533
>that kid who wore his sweater like itachi
That was my best friend
>>26543533
Haha shit I had one kid like that sophomore year high school
>>26543553
I got to the point where I could draw a decent anime girl after a lot of refining, but I ended up shelving the books when my progress was too slow. Story of my life. I can still draw eyes and general faces decently.
>>26543534
That kid who shit posts.
>>26543136
>>26543195
uhh
im in college and i still do this
i draw people shooting themselves and eachother in my margins
>>26542430
I love that kid. <3
>that kid who had no style
>>26543639
>that kid with zero grace
>That kid who went on 4chan on his phone to look edgy
>That kid who wore band tees with faded walmart jeans that went up to his ankles and chuck taylors that were too big for his feet
>That kid who wore fake piercings bc parents wouldn't let him get a real one
>That kid who brought his skateboard on the bus and to school to look cool but never used it
>That kid who claimed to smoke weed but didn't know what mids were
This was not me.
>>26542354
>that kid who drew upside down crosses and gibberish on tables
>>26543654
>that kid who had a rather amusing face
>that kid who drew elaborate, detailed dicks on desks that looked hyperrealistic
>>26543281
>>26543688
>>26543136
all of these were/are me
>>26543680
>that kid that could handstand
>>26542354
That kid is me.
>>26543713
>but only when he needed to
That kid who get offended over everything and uses tumblr.
>that kid who drew tons of really shitty comics on the notebook depicting his teacher and bullies (and their respective families) being tortured and raped by covenants from halo
>>26543736
this cannot be fucking real
>that kid who just drew hentai all day in class and had often talks with the principal about it
>those girls who "erased themselves" with big pink erasers in middle school to shock other kids with the welts
>the ones who kept doing it into high school
>the one that killed herself later and had apparently been cutting for a long time
>when everyone remembered her "erasing" and realized that was probably a pretty big warning sign
yeesh
>>26543736
>>26543761
deleti wasn't exactly that kid but i was kind of close
>>26543622
Same, except instead of guns I draw human faces on things that shouldn't have human faces
>>26543854
Wat. Pls post some.
>That one closeted faggot that had a life ending crush on you for whatever reason who always tried to be your gym partner
>Always played the vidya after school at my house since his parents were insane alcoholics
>Tfw you find out he's still living at home after you guys graduate and you still talk daily
>Only found out about his crush since he uses the same fucking username for all his websites and I spent my HS years doxing people and being a /b/tardded faggot.
>Would still tease the shit out of him for "acting gay" in HS
RUN AWAY FROM THERE BEN
RUN
>that kid who would openly say to the teachers that he was a "sadist" yet he was bullied everyday
>that kid who'd put ketchup packs under the stall seats because he saw it in a captain underpants book
>>26543281
I still do this, jesus christ.
>>26543136
>>26543445
FUCKING STOP IT NORRRRRRRRRRMIEEEEEEES
>>26543903
I go through the reload animations of different invisible firearms when I'm bored, I pretend I'm a character in a videogame.
>>26543871
Nah, I'm in bed, I don't want to get up and take a picture. They're shit anyway.
this is all one kid im talking about here. not me
>that fat mongoloid faced kid with a greasy, pseudo-mullet type haircut
>that kid who you could tell was trying to make his voice lower and sounded like a walrus or something when he spoke
>that kid who skipped class all the time and hid under the big wooden janitorial cart reading manga
>that kid who would skip lunch and eat it there too
>he thought nobody would notice i guess
>that kid who added in a bunch of school inappropriate (not quite naked but damn close) anime R34 type shit to his powerpoint in 11th grade
>that kid who wore a plain white V neck shirt with dragon ball Z shit written/drawn on it in purple magic marker
>that kid who kept hitting on/trying to meet up with your very first 4/10 fat practice gf and you had to tell him off in the cafeteria
>>26543655
>>That kid who claimed to smoke weed but didn't know what mids were
Mids is code for "you're a fucking moron and I'm going to overcharge you for some nasty ass shake"
>>26542978
there's nothing wrong with wristwatches, are you retarded?
>that kid who was 6'6"+
>>26543356
you forgot to slow time
>>26542978
>>26543019
>>26543291
Wristwatch is only autistic if it has a small face and band, and you wear it facing outward
>>26543958
>le there is only dank and dirt maymay
i have had some good mid before. paying like 150 bucks for an ounce. all nugs, not many seeds or ridiculous stems, and it got you high
the nugs weren't pretty but they were green and coherent
>that kid who didn't know how to conceal his power level and talked about anime and hentai publicly
>>26543998
>pic related isn't autistic as fuck but the average watch is
Anon, opposite day doesn't start for another 2 hours, at least here on the East coast.
>>26544023
I was friends with this kid. He wore the same shirt to school every day and was also an arsonist.
>that kid who thought he was smart because he could solve the rubix cube fast
>>26542354
You knew Matt from Two Best Friends Play?
>>26544062
why is this man wearing a nazi outfit?
doesnt he know he is hated on /pol/ for having dark hair and eyes?
>>26544089
because it's from a comedy television show
>>26543958
>>26543655
>>26544008
>Using drugs
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26544104
+1, disgusting plebs.
>that kid who'd shove kumquats up his anus
>>26544062
>mfw i knew that kid in highschool
That Rubik's cube and his faux intellectualism was all he had. He'd just go around solving that Rubik's cube in front of people hoping they'd comment, but when he went up against the head of the chess team he got his ass beat.
He also cried during a debate tournament. He was truly a proto-nu male.
>that kid who was really clingy to anyone he considered to be his friend
>that kid who yelled in a really high spergy voice whenever he got mad
>that kid who overreacted to everything and always tried to create arguments
he was widely seen as an annoying autist but he was still more normie than me
>>26543655
I have been a smoker coming on 10 years now. What the fuck is a mid?
>>26544159
Me except with a low spergy voice.
>>26542354
>that kid that always tried to cum last so he'd have to eat the cum cookie
>The two tards the hated each other for no reason, but were always screaming at one another
>>26544162
Slang for weed that isn't top shelf but isn't shwagg either. Okay price, okay weed.
>>26544183
>cum cookie
sounds pretty fucking gay, lemme guess brit or aussie?
>>26544215
>cookie
>brit or aussie
>>26544183
>The kid who was proud of cumming first onto the cum cookie, not realizing the implications.
>>26542954
how is this bad?
>that kid that only wore like 2 pairs of jeans and never washed them
i get it, you are poor. at least fucking clean them once in a while you fucking goober
>>26542354
>that kid that wanted the sauce
>>26543295
>that autist trying to justify his fedora years later
you were always a sperg
>that kid who got off to smelly sneakers
>>26543517
no need to get mad. you were just having fun and all
>>26544377
Wasn't even me familia, although I did own one.
>>26542354
can i pull off autism fashion if i embrace it fully?
i don't want to wear edgy clothes though, more like things that are too uptight. i like ties. if i wore a shirt and tie to a party but acted semi-normal would that be cool or cringeworthy? (or cringeworthy but in a way that's cool)
i'm a complete autist but normies like me drunk.
>>26544047
>mfw this could be anyone talking about me
>>26544428
no, wear a sport jacket that fits and a t-shirt to a party. the only time you should be anywhere in a tie is if it's a work function or you just got an innocent verdict after a trial
>that kid who wore those camo cargo pants to school every day
>that kid who tried to pick our homeroom's filing cabinet with a paperclip, failed everytime and got told off
>that kid who claimed he and his brother were kidnapped by drug dealers but somehow escaped
>that kid who had an American accent and claimed to be from America but was a Bong the whole time because autism
>that kid who grabbed the staff from behind sam fisher style but we were in tard school so they didn't beat him down but he stopped after the teacher insinuated it was his way of expressing sexual tension
>that kid who asked me to help torture the camp gay kid in the year below
>sexually
>he asked me, of all people
All the same kid. Fucking autism, hell of a drug
>>26544461if you're not black it's not you
>that kid who uses l33t jargon in economics class
>said autistic and cancerous at any chance they could get
>called new teaching style progressivist
>>26544428
If you want to go somewhat business like, here's what you do, no tie, if you're wearing a button up then don't button the top button (parties are casual, buttoning all the way up is not), wear a shirt that isn't white, but close to it, baby blue is an example. Roll up your sleeves, and wear some matching slacks. This is the ideal outfit for a small after-work gathering. If you want something more geared toward cut loose parties you could wear some dark shirts such as slate grey or even black if you can pull it off, and some deeply colored jeans. Same rules about ties, buttoning, and sleeves apply.
>>26544499
Phew, those are comforting gets
>>26543773
Wish I could draw hentai
>>26543775
The eraser skin shit leaves a nasty scar senpai
>>26544491
>that kid who claimed he and his brother were kidnapped by drug dealers but somehow escaped
>pic related
>that kid who had an American accent and claimed to be from America but was a Bong the whole time because autism
This is a thing? Ouch.
>>26544531
Every week I heard
>anon, why are you always drawing these halfnaked cartoon children, you should stop with it
I'm probably on a sex offender list
>>26544491
Ay, those camo cargo pants were comfy and the baggy look covered my fat legs
>that kid that never made eye contact
>even with his "girlfriend" that lasted like a week
>we all laughed at him behind his back
>>26542354
>>26542916
>tfw trying to find full version
>>26543159
How did you know what a skellington looked like?
>>26544564
Did you not have that kid that makes up the most outlandish stuff and expects people to believe it? And for some reason some autists over here develop an American accent (most likely due to being raised by cartoons rather than parents) only this guy claimed he was actually from over there the madman.
>>26544583
Ayy, as long as you didn't pretend to be an operator to the detriment of the entire class. I have a couple non-camo cargos I wear out sometimes.
>>26544647
BecauseI am one.There's one inside of you right now too.
>that Jewish bully who would constantly push people when they weren't expecting it
I guarantee he's either dead or in prison. I always knew one day he was gonna fuck with the wrong guy
>>26544646
if i remember correctly the tags in that one had femdom and cunnilingus
>that skinny nerd who was an asshole and thought he was tough shit because he listens to eminem
>>26544821
Still trying to find it senpai, any tips?
>>26542430
i kinda feel bad i don't have the kind of hair that turns into an afro
is there any way to make your hair do that? i don't actually want to do it, but the feeling of missed opportunity haunts me.
>>26544754
>That kid you bullied until he quit school
His parents were Jews and he liked Legos. The ghetto kids started calling him Lego Boy, and then he accidentally revealed that he wasn't christian. In a backwater, conservative, christian part of Texas. I wasn't even religious, but I was relentless.
I was easily influenced and I regret everything. I just wanted to be liked. Later I realized that people only hung out with me because I was funny, and it's still the only thing I have going for me. It's why i'm alone. No substance.
>>26544945
well you're better off looking at that same image in google search. eventually when you come across the biggest one then you'll have an easier time finding source using >https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/image-search-options/
rather than going through tons of pictures on a booru
>>26544646
uhhh shit look at her deformed hand
nothanks.jpg
>>26544646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHHB00Nu3Ak
>>26545051
>>26545033
>implying you wouldn't let her step on your balls while she pokes your face with her stubby hand
>>26542934
>pity response
>>26542430
This is me.
DONT MUTE ME YOU CUNT
>>26545004
Thanks a lot senpai, that add-on's gonna come in handy
>that kid with the punisher t-shirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dScJk2MY5o
>>26545119
Me too I was only 6'0" but everyone said I was tall
i feel you
>tfw used to be fat
>tfw lost a lot of weight
>tfw still looked shitty in a shirt after hitting 12% bf because of gyno and loose skin
>tfw gained it all back in 6 months because no money for surgery and got depressed again
welp better start working out again hahahhaha
hope you have money m8
>>26545738
this is what fat people dont get
all losing weight does is make you into a smaller version of yourself
to actually get shape and hardness to your body, you have to lift, and i mean hard, not half ass machine shit
>>26544646
gotchu famn lee
>that kid who raped the janitor
>that Lesbian PE teacher who got a little too touchy feely with the girls
>That kid that would hide under his desk cause he thought people would find it funny.
>Turns bright red and starts giggling for ten minutes straight when the teacher catches him and asks him what he thinks he's doing
Nobody laughed but him.
>that kid that wore the Eric Harris Natural Selection t-shirt.
>>26542354
>That one kid that was obnoxious and thought he was funny in middle school and didn't realize people were laughing at him until the middle of seventh grade
>>26542354
>that kid that would draw guns that never existed
>that kid that would lie about his (achievements) in video games
>that kid that would replace desktop wallpaper with mlp cringe
>those kids that thought knowing a lot about cars would make them cool even though they were fat
>that token fat kid that was almost chad status
>those chads that were actually nice and would acknowledge you with simple greetings and all you could respond was y-yyou too
>>26542430
Literally me
>except I wasn't tall
> that kid who wore fingerless gloves, a shirt, leather jacket, cargo shorts, waffle stompers and aviator glasses with slicked back hair.
> in secondary school
Its like he was trying to achieve the autism high score
>that kid who believed he was born in the wrong generation and tried to immitate Billy Joe Armstrong's haircut
I told you it would've looked terrible, Josh. I fucking told you.
>>26546307
Oddly specific but I knew that kid. His name was Jacob. Sometimes he'd wear a flame-printed overshirt unbuttoned over a witty t-shirt. Tall and skinny and wore transitions lenses.
>>26543899
holy shit, me too
>giggity giggity
>>26542354
>that kid who reacted with anime
>>26543106
maybe you feel bad because even though he wqas inferior he still had a girl and you didnt. so you posture you're better than him to save your ego. hiding beneath anger to bottle your bitter sadness
>that kid who always had the same hoodie on
