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Alright you pussies, tell you me why you can't get a girlfriend and I'll tell you why it's bullshit
SUP GUNNY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
IM AN ALCOHOLIC AND I HAVE AN UGLY FACE
IM TALL THOUGH DOES THAT HELP
DO YOU WANT MY PENIS INSIDE OF YOU
>>26540885
>I have an ugly face
BULLSHIT SON, EVERYONE HERE THINKS THEY'RE UGLY WHEN REALLY THEY'RE JUST AVERAGE
i have cystic acne, extreme social anxiety, and low self-esteem
>>26540919
ALL OF THAT CAN BE FIXED
>start focusing on skin care and see a doctor
>get some therapy and join a group
>get some new hobbies
You can do it son
>>26540971
>skin is so bad that i'll need accutane
>years of bad skin + being a loner has wrecked my psyche and ability to socialize
>literally get intense anxiety from saying hello to people
>implying i don't already have hobbies
I'm only attracted to 13/14-year-old girls and am married.
I have autism and my humor is 4chan tier
because my teeth are fucked :(
I think I don't actually want a gf.
I hardly ever try with a girl and every time I do I hope to fail secretly so I can go back to nothingness and complaining and fapping. When it seems like it's working I back off or I panic. It's like "fuck, I wasn't expecting this, what now?".
There have been a few times I've been comfortable with a girl but the times have been so few that I managed to blow all my chances from lack of experience.
Is that you John Wayne, Is this me?
>>26541031
list your hobbies
be honest
>>26541050
Damn that does sound tough. I have to ask have you seen a doctor at all? And honestly with the social anxiety it sounds like you really need to see someone about that. If you can't go to the gym maybe try getting some workout equipment and lifting at home?
>>26541057
>humor is 4chan tier
Get some help with that autism and try going to other places that aren't 4chan
manlets are naturally fucked
>>26541144
Oh shit I ment to reply to >>26541031 not >>26541050
>>26540847
I don't try
[original]
>>26541084
Teeth aren't that big of a deal aren't they?
>>26541140
honestly most are consumption based (watching anime, listening to music, reading books, etc.), but i started lifting 6 months ago and i often play pickup basketball
my biggest hobby is probably self-loathing desu
>>26540847
I can't talk to people and I'm retarded/ crazy
3/10 face, below average social skills and no self-esteem from a lifetime of bullying and bad parenting
>>26540847
I've got 20% body fat and hate myself for it and I'm in the process of getting lean.
Also women are a meme and I don't want to get cucked by an inferior being with no opinions or interests of her own.
>>26540847
Ugly as sin, too weird, socially retarded, semi-crooked teeth, short.
>>26541144
>>26541176
Why not reply to me?
>>26541226
If your self esteem is that low you're probably better looking then you think and don't realize it. Get some therapy man
>>26541227
Good on you for losing that fat. I've got a feeling this is a fox and the grapes situation. If you REALLY want a girlfriend then you better change the way you think. If not well keep doing what you're doing.
>>26541172
How tall are you?
>>26541144
i have seen a doctor; he told me that i was a prime candidate for accutane, but i need clearance from my psychiatrist (because i took anxiety medicine for a while [stopped a few years ago]) and from my GI doctor (because i have a GI disorder). if i do end up taking accutane, it will start 4-5 months from now
i'm not sure how to cure my anxiety; any suggestions are appreciated
i've been lifting for 5+ months, and made some good gains (lifting doesn't cure autism though)
>>26541249
You're married. You shouldn't need me
>>26541104
WHO SAID THAT? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
>>26540847
I don't want one because I have access to porn.
>>26541319
I do, because I don't like old hags but am married to one.
Ugly
Manlet
Lack of self esteem
Indoor weirdo
Scared of people
Schizophrenic
>inb4 no reply
>>26541300
i am 5'2
>>26541302
I know one thing lifting doesn't help with the autism but it should give you some confidence. It should help you get better. I recommend therapy and group therapy. You're going to need some kind of professional help. Lots of people on this board need professional help.
The girls who I find attractive are the ones who everyone finds attractive, they shoot me down.
>HAVE FUCKING FABULOUS FACE
>ACNE RUINS IT
>TALLER THAN AVERAGE
>SKINNY AS FUCK AND CAN'T SEEM TO GAIN WEIGHT
>LAST GF WAS A QT3.14
>LEFT ME FOR MY BEST FRIEND
>ALL FRIENDS TOOK HER SIDE
>HAVE NO FRIENDS & NO QT3.14 GRILLFRAND NOW
anime addiction
i don't want to be alone but i can't even get a boner to 3D women anymore
this is not a joke post
>>26541386
lifting won't fix my skin desu
and does therapy really work? i'm skeptical of paying someone to "care" about my problems...
I don't think there would be any feasible advice for me, but I'm curious to see what your recommendation would be, if you could somehow come up with one.
The primary issue here is my ABI, which has resulted in:
>incapacity for proper attachment
>inhibited emotions
>social cue illiteracy
>one side of mouth does not lift, rendering in incapability for smiling properly
>one eyelid slightly lowered at all times
I have lack of desire for relationships, yet I can't help but be burdened by some curiosity for one.
>>26541404
How did that start?
>FUCKING FORGOT THAT I HAVE A REALLY NICE SMILE.
>NATURALLY STRAIGHT TEETH
>A LITTLE DISCOLORED THOUGH
>Also I got rejected like three days ago..
>>26541424
>I got rejected three days ago
Well fuck her then it was her loss. Go to the next one.
>>26541419
>MAIN CHARACTER FROM HEROES HAS FUCKED UP NERVES IN THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS MOUTH
>HALF SMILE GAME IS FUCKING HOT
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR SMILE SENPAI
>ITS PROBABLY REALLY GREAT
> <3
>>26541423
spending ages 10-15 on newgrounds and ages 16-23 on 4chan
>tfw scared of women, scared of intimacy
How to fix this?
>>26541419
Have you seen a doctor?
>>26541473
Yes, of course. This happened during an ischaemic stroke when I was 14. I am 26 now.
>>26541456
Senpai i've spent the same amount of time here and I can still get boners to 3D. It must be something else.
>>26541408
No but like you said the doctor said you're a prime candidate for that accutane so I would go for it if I where you
>>26541452
>broke up with my ex because she wasn't physically attracted to me enemy more.
>got rejected by like a 5/10
>mfw
>>26541454
He's talking about serious brain damage. But it sounds like you got it already.
>>26540847
Because I'm not physically attractive.
Everyone in this thread is a normie
anymore**** I no spek da gud ingresh
>>26541496
i am going for it, but i'm afraid that even if i fix my skin, i'll still be unable to deal with the mental scars (i.e., anxiety)
i mean, it's hard not to be anxious when you're 20+ years old and still a KV with no friends
>>26541523
LIFT. It'll do wonders for your confidence and while you're there you might even make some gymbros c;
>>26541404
Same story as this guy here. I haven't had a sexual thought about 3D in 6 years
>>26541495
i don't know
i watch a lot of anime because i'm incredibly lonely and have no hobbies
i'm not a weeaboo but i have been engrossed in japanese culture on the internet for the most part of my life
I'm 5'5" 5'6" in shoes
no girls will ever like me
>>26540847
because I'm an ugly beta azn
>>26541523
Totally understand. Honestly it's your choice if you want to see the therapist or not. Good therapy might be great but you'll be with other guys with the exact same problem that you have. Honestly if I was you I would go for it.
>>26541562
stop looking at 2D girls. Go no fap until you're so horny you'll be able to fap to 3D. Never go back.
>>26541361
>tfw Op doesn't have an answer for me
>>26541558
i've been lifting for 6 months (see above in the thread)
>>26541599
maybe I'll check it out. what kind of therapy should i look for? also, will it actually help me or will i be throwing my time and money away with it (assuming i come in with a good attitude)
>>26541631
he's just gonna tell you to lift weights and see a therapist
like everyone else ITT
>>26541602
I'm working on that. I'm also starting a supplement regimen designed to make me super horny.
>>26541599
I meant group not good
>>26541593
braces. Teeth whitening. Face routine to git gud skin. Deal with any bone structure problems by seeing doctors (i.E. Under bites, over bites, etc.)
>Sister had huge underbite
>fucked up her entire face
>went into surgery once to get rid of it
>everything was somehow 1000x better than before
Go to the gym. Lift.
Buy new wardrobe
Start talking to people to build up your confidence. Cold approaches get you better faster.
>>26541558
>>26541644
oh and when i'm at the gym, i don't talk to anybody
i just listen to anime OPs in my hoodie, complete my lifts for the day, and leave
>>26541631
That's because you're a lost cause. I'm sorry anon, but some men are just destined to be alone.
>>26540847
IS THAT YOU JOHN WAYNE? IS THIS ME?bloooooooxolxoxoxxoxo
>>26541631
>Ugly
>Manlet
>Lack of self esteem
Your no self esteem probably makes you think of all of those things
>Indoor weirdo
Isn't everyone like that?
>Scared of people
>Schizophrenic
Yeah you're gonna need professional help
>>26540847
I can get a girlfriend. Everyone can get a girlfriend if they just work every day and pay some whore to be their girlfriend.
I just won't ever have a happy relationship. I hate people too much and I doubt there's a female in existence who I can relate to. If there was then I doubt I'd be physically attracted to her and even if I was I can guarantee she wouldn't be attracted to me.
I've literally been rejected in an attempt to get a date by a severely mentally and physically handicapped girl. I really couldn't do much better than that but I refuse to date anything worse
>>26541669
I brush my teeth for like 2 minutes after every meal I take and still didn't change my ugly ass yellow teeth
>>26540847
im only 5'8
Im akward around girls
I dont know how to talk to them at all without spilling spagetti
Feeling like i'll say the wrong thing
Come on too strong
Cant fix me gunny
>>26541683
I suppose this can only be accepted, to be moved on from, & the focus should be directed towards pursuing passions, religious commitment, & gaining of experiences, which can provide meaning, rather than just the biological "objectivity" we've a predisposition to long for by our flesh. It's not as if the world is over, & a fulfilling life still can be led.
>>26541779
>Only 5'8
I'm only 5'10 and I've had girlfriends
Getting good talking to girls takes practice. Of course most people on this board don't want to put effort into something in order to get good at it.
>>26540847
>No one in neighborhood knows me and it's mostly like a Ghost town
>All of my time in college is spent away from any girls, entire course is a sausage fest
>Except on Wednesdays where I can meet a female friend who is a fucking transgender who spends most of the time talking to someone else anyway
It's more I don't get much of a chance to try than me not being able to get any desu senpai
>>26541602
>stop looking at 2D girls.
they're one of the few things left that gives me joy
and i haven't fapped in like 3 weeks, just can't be bothered to work up the energy
>5'8"
>19 (girls that are 18 go after 25+ year olds)
>I like to be alone
>Not in college
>Aspergers
>>26541827
Focus on school right now and try to get a good job that will let you travel around. I know it sucks that you don't have any opportunity right now, I don't either since I'm an IT major.
>>26540847
I have a girlfriend.
I would have never been able to get one irl due to a severe lack of social skills, but on the internet girls are easy and numerous. Then it's just a matter of meeting up irl, the timing for this step is important. You shouldn't do it too early when you are still getting to know each other, because then she will go "haha you come off as a creep, this isn't how i imagined you".
You want to wait for that time period where she is head over heels in love with you and literally blind from love, but also too invested in you to just suddenly break up. If you wait too long, the "love goggles" will wear off and she will see you for what you are.
>>26540847
i cant remember the last time that i had a crush, now almost every girl i see is meh, like, i want to fuck her but i dont wanna date her or something, i just cant find a qt
How attractive would you say you are? There could still be a chance.
>>26541946
oops, meant for
>>26541419
also, if you have a good job and a good personality and all, that raises your chances.
>>26541031
Accutane is a miracle drug desu, it worked wonders for me. Gonna bang a 7/10 qt tomorrow night :^)
>>26541871
It's entry level IT anon, I got lowered down from level 1, the college course isn't going to be getting me anywhere as it is. I regret taking the course now but I really have nothing to do otherwise.
>>26541986
>>26541031
accutane is satanic and ruined my life, but at least my skin is clear
would NOT recommend unless you have exhausted EVERY POSSIBLE OPTION
>>26541983
Some time ago, I had posted my picture here for some anonymous honesty, & I was rated as "fairly attractive" by some "femanon". However, due to my partial facial paralysation, I'd say I could only be no more than average in terms of looks.
>>26541983
I have a job that pays fairly well, & I couldn't really introspect well about my personality, so it's hard for me to tell. I suppose in person I'd come off as a typical quiet, reserved, recluse with an MBTI of INTJ, which would certainly not help my chances by much.
>>26540847
Work with IT. 1/20 is girl. They look hideous but because ratio they all have 3 neckbeards wooing them.
Can't dance so I can't hit on girls in clubs.
I don't have a job or a degree, I'm extremely uninteresting and boring, and I haven't been interested in a girl in years, I don't really care about having a gf at the moment.
>workout
>average looking
>only good at math
>hangs out with only betas
>only attracted to other races ( not niggers thoguh )
>>26540971
>gets new hobby to improve self-esteem
>is terrible at it
>self-esteem decreases
Thanks.
>>26542219
Get a boring gf
>>26542267
It's called practice. Putting work into shit. I was a shitty driver when I first started but I didn't give up and now I'm pretty decent.
She's 78 miles away and I'm not sure if she likes me
>>26540847
I am obese
I live at home
I dont have a job
>>26542004
The hell kind of course are you taking?
>>26540847
I'm being mind-controlled by an alien parasite that's bent on world domination.
>>26542359
Entry level IT as I said, it's below level.
In britfag terms, it's the lowest of the low, the best you can get out of entry is to go up to level 1 as it goes you the bare minimum of qualifications.
IT also helped me realize that work with computers is fucking terrible and I'd rather do sports after this trash is finished.
>>26542137
>tripfag
>INTJ
>I
sure.
>>26542351
All of those things you can fix
>>26542338
I recommend dating in your area
>>26542443
I'm not sure what kind of work is entry IT but it sounds pretty shitty
>>26540847
I'm an ugly darkskin. you don't need to tell you why it's bullshit because it isn't.
>>26540915
Bullshit, faggot. Mostly ONLY average and attractive people post their pic here because they know they're attractive/average. The truly ugly people know that they will get insulted and see no point in posting their picture and whoring for attention.
>>26542509
Post yours then. I promise you I wont say shit
>>26540847
I'm ugly af, a legit 3/10 (MAX), and probably autistic. I'm an instant girl repellent.
>>26542468
In all honesty, the primary reason I use this trip is because I had noticed logical inconsistency in my old posts. Now, I use the trip so that I may utilize the archive to reflect on them & avoid this, rather than for attention. If it bothers you, you could make all posts anonymous with X or simply filter, rather than complaining, as those methods would be more pragmatic.
>>26540847
because i dont want one
bl;oxiokj
>>26541717
>>Ugly
>>Manlet
>>Lack of self esteem
>Your no self esteem probably makes you think of all of those things
top kek m8, this is some normie bullshit
>>26540847
I'm an ackward alcoholic ugly hungry-skeleton manlet schizoid wizard and I dress poorly.
I live in the ghetto, work a shitty wageslave job with terrible hours, and I do not have a vehicle.
i propositioned satan for one knowing i have zero reasons to ever get one.
and while no contract was signed it did become more clear than ever before that the opposite sex would be powering my travel to ruination.
So while you are free to laugh at my fat scarred exterior I can proclaim with every emotion available that I am celebate.
still jerk off a lot though.
>>26542565
>everyone else should work around my being cancer because i refuse to do anything about it
Black man.
Not around enough black women.
>>26542888
Trips of truth, I loathe tripfags as well.
I'd argue I'm doing something about it by correcting myself by this method. I'm going to eventually drop this trip before long, anyhow. I don't plan to stay in /r9k/ for long. I've already been here for far too long, & I recognize its toxicity to the mind.
You know, I used to be one of the biggest shitposting tripfags on this board, frequenting at a rate of several hours per day, everyday, for years. I'm actively attempting to not be such a cunt to everybody, & this helps me to do it, by attempting to maintain decent character & discussion. I'd rather learn to not act rudely towards everyone by this mean, because it only used to make me feel worse of myself. It also helps me practice my English.
>>26542496
It's just IT on a low as fuck level.
>>26540847
because i'm a lifeless corpse when it comes to personality and i am obsessed with creating escape worlds in my dreams so i sleep most of the day away
I have 0 game and I'm not pretty enough or rich to compensate for the lack of it
Deny it, if you can
>>26540847
I'm 5'4'', my face is deformed, and im stupid
>>26543061
>It also helps me practice my English.
Your english already seems to be good enough. Not that good of an excuse.
>>26543241
>I'm 5'4''
Not an excuse though, the rest is.
>>26543380
I think its an excuse
Its cientifically proven that women are unattracted to manlets
>>26543287
It's more about improving my English than maintaining it. Whenever I read & see a word I do not know while reading, I make note of it so I may apply it later to forum posts so that I remember to use it in context. I live in Germany, so I never have a reason to speak English, but posting here helps me to better & maintain it (it seems I'm more prone to a shitpost while Anonymous, which will include lower level 4chan vernacular English & helps none).
Ok OP, I accept your challenge
>boring personality
>can't even make conversation
>hearing loss
>going bald
>manlet
>minimum wage job
>depression/anxiety/general patheticness
>no interests, passions, or goals
Now tell me why it's all bullshit
>>26540847
i can't poopy correctly :(
can you help me hat man
this is serious post
I'm a self hating black male who isn't sexually attracted to most black women, and I'm not a Tyrone, so no other race of women want anything to do with me.
>>26542291
>Get a boring gf
How
>>26543421
i'm the exact same minus the hearing problems, balding and manlet is a sad combination
>>26540847
Honestly I don't know why. I'm fit, I'm in grad school, well traveled, play guitar (metal, to myself) etc. I can be social if I the situation demands it, I can be in a leadership role but it takes effort from me, etc. I've had a lot of opportunities with girls both at my lab and outside and they all run away from me. I'm not ugly or disfigured. I think it's just because I come across as a misanthrope without even wanting to. I try to be funny and jovial without being too extreme but they just don't get it. If I talk about how much I honestly want the refugees gone they seem to get mad. I also stand up to their cunt tactics and that makes them more mad and they cut me off. Your turn senpai.
I replace my need for intimacy with weed smoke and vidya. Can't handle one, I'd get overstimulated. Oh, and I have a very bad image of myself ever since I did LSD, I witnessed ego death.
i have babyface
i am 25 and i could qualify as 16 year old
>>26543936
>Oh, and I have a very bad image of myself ever since I did LSD, I witnessed ego death
But I thought ego death was meant to be good though?
>>26542019
Please explain? Other than bad chapped lips it wasn't so bad. Worked wonders on my skin, though i have a lot of scarring on my back and shoulders. Slowly fading though, considering laser after im 6 months off the drug
>>26542537
Le original comment that is original
>>26540847
Because i have social anxiety and i can't truly relate to anyone since my hobbies are autistic although not all consumption related (the stuff i do is just not popular) and i see everything on a bigger scale while all the normies are retarded (no i'm not a fedora i actually try to adapt but i just can't) and grills don't put an eye on me (i'm average/ugly)
also
>tfw got rejected by 5-year oneitis (i'm sorta retarded too) a week ago.
>studying computer science in college (literally no girls).
>>26544119
extreme muscle pain and stomach pain, dry skin all over my elbows face and feet, and increased chance of crohn's disease down the pipeline
also it exacerbated my depression
>>26541363
Not him, but I think it's tragically hilarious how he STILL hasn't responded to this.
He knows there's no fix for this.
>>26540847
Because I'm picky.
>>26540847
SIR I'M CHUBBY WITH NO HOBBIES AND HAVE A GRATING PERSONALITY SIR
>>26540847
>fat
>brown
>awkward
>angry
>scared
>ugly
yep thats about it
>>26540847
Tying yourself to someone that use you and hate you and that only want you to provide for her is the biggest mistake you could ever done in your life.
>>26540847
I'm gay and have a bf I love very much
