Pic related with coke is what turned me into a fat fuck lazy NEET.
Frozen grapes. I eat them all day, everyday.
>>26535279
i'm addicted to getting gud
i've ruined many relationships by sheer willpower and motivation to do nothing all day but git gud
women just don't understand this
>>26535308
>getting gud
you mean in counter strike go?
fucking noisettes. they are so good and easily prepared, perfect snack food. i go entire days just eating these alone, had them for dinner today
>>26535279
Spam and hot links
>>26535279
God tier
Bdhskwosn
Martini Bradford with a twist, so fucking good.
Sour cream pringles, i remember being 6 and eating sour cream pringles now im 21 and i still love them and eat atleast 3 cans a week
Truly the most patrician of dishes
If I sit down with a good bag of beef jerky, that bag will be empty soon.
Who /sardines/ here?comment not original
>>26535291
Damn. Now i want frozen grapes
>>26535850
still afraid to try these
>>26535793
Oh yes, jerky cannot last around me. Probably one of the bigger money dump snacks that I don't let myself have anymore.
Also, alcohol in general. Not strict alcoholism, but I have to check myself on my intake. Putting forward a real effort to get fit, and my love of strong drinks isn't a great thing for dropping fat
>>26535885
Why? Do most people not eat sardines?
>>26535279
i'm vegetarian so for me its veggie burgers but ugh burgers are so good
i can't turn them down
with fries of course, and in an ideal world it would come in that paper wrapper
>>26535850
These in tomato sauce. Try along with bratkartoffeln or on sandwiches w/ hot sauce.
>>26535910
my mom eats them but I'm just afraid to waste it
Ice cream, milkshakes, chocolate milk.
My biggest weakness, also, my biggest enemy... gives me acne out the ass.
b-breehs......
>>26536221
Back to fit homo
>>26535279
Chips, like cheetos, hot fries etc
I kind of feel like I have to eat some every day
If I could afford it right now, frozen berries. They drive me fucking crazy.
I'm not fat yet, but I will be soon unless I stop
Fucking pizza and ice cream will be the end of me
Can't stop eating these
I am obese
I eat 1 bag of 1000 calories cool ranch Doritos per day. If I didn't I'd eat 2000 calories a day and lose weight.
The problem is that I cannot stop. I lie to myself. Each night I will pour the entire packet of dortioes and use a bit of green food colouring to draw 'eyes' on each chip then I hide the chips inside my food, so for example, I have a tub of salad with 30 chips in and pretend that they are 'playing in my yard' and need to be eaten. Or I will cook salmon and put some Doritoes underneath the salmon and pretend they are cool ranch scales. I have any excuse for it. They are so fucking delicious and I can't stop. I actually don't wash my hands when I shit because I like to ensure the cool ranch dust is always on my fingers.
>>26535279
I'm fucking addicted to Coke. I drink almost 2l of that shit everyday.
My diet is mainly mini wheats, the absolute best
>>26535279
aaaaaaaaaaah i want one of those so fucking bad!!!!!!
but im strong . im tired of being a fat piece of shit so im on diet and cut sugar salt alcohol bread etc.
>>26536520
Why not just eat a thousand calories worth of whatever and then a thousand calories of doritos?
>>26536524
but you are skinny ?
>>26535656
>>26536520
JUST STOP BUYING CHIPS
IT'S THAT SIMPLE
Publix subs.
I eat maybe 3-4 per week.
Fast food in general.
For some reason though I never gain weight and stay skeleton mode. Probably because I only eat one meal a day really. I also like to take walks a lot
Donairs.
>>26536425
I have pizza and wings once a week, even now that I've started eating healthy otherwise. Ive still managed to lose a lot of weight, down to 195 from 244. You can fit a lot of pizza into your diet and still maintain a calorie deficit. I love it.
>>26535567
End your life fag
>>26535385
>Not using the clearly superior reduced fat version of Jif
Why even bother?
>>26535885
Try them on saltine crackers and get the ones that are in salt water.
7/10 decent easy seafood
>>26535656
>and eat atleast 3 cans a week
fat fuck detected
>>26536520
>I actually don't wash my hands when I shit because I like to ensure the cool ranch dust is always on my fingers.
there is no hope for you in this world jesus fucking christ
>>26535850
lowest point of my life I made 270 dollars a week and lived in a motel that cost 250 dollars a week. I fucking lived off 'dines and wasn't even mad
>>26536654
I know this feel
>haven't eaten a vegetable not on a fast food sandwich in 10+ months
>already had 60 chicken nuggets from burger king today and it's not even dinner time yet
>>26535885
It tastes like tuna, if someone mashed them up with a fork you probably wouldn't know the difference
>>26536681
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>>26537160
Fuck anon, that makes me sad
>>26536520
Bro u should just try to become the first person in history to die from overdose of cool ranch doritios. im sure its possible, and u would be national news, for like a fuckin week. keep eatin those tortilla chips, friendo
Pizza. My town has a Dominos but a couple of months ago an independent pizza chain opened up. It's sooo much better. I've ordered from there countless times already. They even gave me the wrong pizza the other day and I wasn't even mad because it was a more expensive one and it was actually nicer than the one I was going to get.
Dem palpitations and chest pains tho
>>26535342
I love those, especially with that delicious sauce you usually have to meat and those balls like cafe deux Paris sauce or something
>tfw drink 2liters of Dr.Pepper daily
I'm gonna get diabetes any time now.
I'm anorexic, but when I do eat it's usually a sandwich or something.
>>26535385
My nigga
Peanutbutter is so fucking good
>>26537072
Im a big boy
>>26540043
how big... boy?
Pretty much eat one every night around midnight, sometimes have a 2nd one earlier in the day. It's pretty incredible how much they can vary in taste and a texture and honestly get a little excited whenever I buy a new batch. Sometimes you just want to eat from boredom and they're fucking perfect for that and just getting a nice little full feeling in your stomach
>>26536520
What the fuck m8
Are you autistic?
>>26535385
>God Tier
>Jiff
Good luck with your hydrogenated soybean oil, you fucking Americuck.
sweet chili heat doritos
i've eaten multiple bags in one sitting without even realizing
>HEB generic Cheese Its
>Cheese Its
>Cheese Nips
>Gold fish
>Whales
>Penguins
In order of most addictive these are my downfall. I can't have these in the house because I eat all of them at once and then sleep for hours because my body can't handle whatever the fuck is in these weird orange crackers.
>>26540299
iktf, cheez-its are god tier and gold fish are a close second
>>26536425
The things I would do for a big, hot cheesy pizza right about now.
>>26539946
Same, except I avoid bread at all costs. Oatmeal 4 lyfe. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
>>26540214
Fuck off califag
Processed sugary peanut paste is delicious. If I want organic peanut flavor, I eat peanuts. But pb is special
I love granola
god but its fucking pure carbs
and sometimes I eat it for a meal twice a day
>>26535279
I am not addicted to food as I am not a pathetic fat fuck like you. Scum like you should be wiped of the planet.
>>26535385
Here's the superior brand of peanut butter. I want to go eat it straight from the jar now, but I'm trying to cut back.
>>26536505
fuck off keaton
>>26540299
>Goldfish
I could literally eat a whole bag of them and still want more desu, what the fuck is wrong with me
>>26536652
Okay jav
>>26535385
what's with americans and peanutbutter? I tasted it and it's just thick goo that sticks in your mouth with a handful of salt thrown in it, not good on bread. Peanut butter and jelly sandwhich sounds even more disgusting.
>>26535850
Just got two hardy cans in today and am planning on double decker sannich with mayo and tabasco tomorrow.
>>26543094
fucking this
Its so dry, i used it back when i lifted to hit 3500 calories.
>tfw immune to any kind of food craving in the world
>eat twice a day and ONLY because i have to and my gf LOVES eating and basically forces me to eat with her because he doesn't like to eat alone
How the hell do you fuckers snack?
I have to literally FORCE myself to snack.
Kebab and Pizza.
Fuck, i can even go without soda and only drink water.
>>26535279
Im at uni and we have vegetarian lane here
And speaking honestly, even standing in the meat line makes me feel physically ill. Im not a vegetarian, on occassion I eat hamburgers from here, but most days looking at the meat line or at some normie eatting pizza or pasta turns my stomach
maybe its a pyschological block ive put to lose weight, but i need to gain weight not lose weight or do i? Fuck being skinnyfat, its the worse hell
![raw-spaghetti-554747[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M6jQcIy.jpg "raw-spaghetti-554747[1].jpg")
I can eat this shit and shit out pure, rough sticks of spaghetti and blood. I've broken many teeth and many assholes
>>26535279
sunflower seeds. i have ocd, and probably high blood pressure from all the salt.
I only drink diet mountain dew. I go through a 36 pack in a week or less. People at work comment on the piles of cans on my desk.
Hopefully I'll be fired soon because I can't stand talking to normies all day, and they can tell
>>26543094
pb&j is a loard and a savior god tier food that you godless serfs couldn't possible understand.
and if you fell into a ravine when hiking and broke your tibula, you could live off a jar of peanut butter to give you the energy time crawl out. it's a great cheap source of protein
>>26535385
lol
i developed a nickel allergy at like 25 and anything with peanuts now gives me like poison ivy
so i spent several years depressed and now break down and buy almond butter
I often stop at McDonalds because I find myself craving the Coke from there. Better than all other cokes, even the Mexican ones in the bottle.
>>26536520
>> I actually don't wash my hands when I shit because I like to ensure the cool ranch dust is always on my fingers.
5/10, you pushed it too hard
I'm addicted to motherfuckin' illegal narcotic marijuana cigarettes and shit also acid and LSD sometimes at the same time, not food like you fatty McBurgers
should i put some jalapeno's on my cheese burger? i like them, but i'm afraid it will ruin it.
>>26545023
have you tried chewing before you swallow
>>26536396
Frozen berries cost like $1 where I live.
>>26547165
It will completely ruin the cheese taste.
macaroni and cheese with apple sauce
anyone else prefer cheeseburgers with just the meat and cheese?
>>26547272
I always ask not to put veggies in my burgers because it ruins the taste of the meat and cheese.
For the past 3 years I've been eating grilled cheese bagel toasts with goat cheese at least 3 times a week. I spread just a little butter on top. It's so fucking good and easy to make.
>>26545170
vs all of that fat and empty calories
>>26547487
>empty calories
nice myth
>>26537401
it's pronounced "day-ner"
>>26535279
I'm agoraphobic and my parents only buy healthy food so I'm underweight.
>>26544731
get the meat with no bun. i like to use hot sauce on a burger patty on a plate with maybe an egg or somethng, like an omelette with tomato and spinach
>>26547165
only if they are fried jalapenos with no seeds those are 100
>>26543094
>Peanuts are good
>Salt is good
>Jelly is good
>Thick goo in my mouth is good
>Combine
>???
I suppose you don't like Easy Cheese either.
Fucking commies, man. Fuck outta here.
This thread has made me incredibly hungry, but unfortunately I'm too lazy to go and make something right now and we're all out of pre-prepared food. I honestly think laziness is the only reason I'm skinny.
>>26544731
A lot of people who say they don't like meat because it makes them feel bad have insufficient levels of digestive enzymes or stomach acid.
If you've been eating meat and it's not getting properly digested and is rotting in your intestines you may have developed an aversion to it.
And eat some god damn noodles and chips and shit.
>>26537401
It's the canadian way of spelling it.
Quarts of mint chocolate ice cream
Double stuff mint oreos
>>26535279
Cheez it's
They need to sponsor me
op, did you know if you changed out the bun for a lettuce wrap, added bacon, and changed the soda to a coke zero, you could actually eat that meal every day and lose weight?
I was you once, then I made those changes and lost 70 lbs in 6 months
carbs are the root of all evil
Recently the big mac combo, something about mcdonalds coke tastes much better than from the can.
Lemon drops, about a pack each day
>>26535342
Can you please explain what these are Anon? They look delicioso
>>26536520
>I actually don't wash my hands when I shit because I like to ensure the cool ranch dust is always on my fingers.
Chuckled, you're fucking disgusting, fix your life already famalamasenpaitchi.
Can't stop buying taco truck burritos
I've eaten over 100 of these since they came out
>>26549707
Most of the reason you anon's are addicted to the shit-tier food shown ITT, is because of all of the Monosodium glutamate which is secretly added to the recipe. MSG does not have to be told that it is in food, plus there are other ways to add it to food, which to you average consumer would not be noticeable at all.
>>26549750
>I've eaten over 100 of these since they came out
That is sad.
>>26549917
>to you average consume
to the average consumer*
>>26543603
Where do you find a Food gf ?
All my gfs where fucking "i only eat organic/nongluten/nosodium"...etc
>>26535279
That looks pretty tasty, OP.
>>26536520
thanks for making me laugh anon
go fuck yourself trobot shit fukcing stupid ssytem
>>26549917
http://www.eufic.org/article/en/artid/monosodium-glutamate/
Stupid
>>26536520
Just axe the rest of your diet by 1000 calories.
Or better yet go full Dorito.
>>26549993
You're retarded for even believing that.
I eat rye bread every day, no other food makes me feel as satisfied as this shit does.
Probably bagels. I don't go out of my to eat them plain, but I just fucking love them. BLTs, turkey sandwiches, cream cheese bagels fucking anything. I live in New Jersey, so we have some great bagel places around me. Poppy seed bagels are the best.
>>26548904
mashed potato on the inside, fried breadcrumbs on the outside
so amazing anon
>>26550041
Do you have any scientific proof of what you're saying?
>>26535279
I'm addict to eating pure cheese, I fucking love pure cheese
>>26550152
Anon, do not reply to him. He's one of those idiots who likes saying fast food is killing people because it is "made to taste good". Yeah, no shit, food should taste good and people get addicted due to a lack of self-control.
Who /toast/ here? I can't get enough of these bad boys
>>26550228
Toast is pretty good too, especially with jelly.
although, lately, i haven't had them as much as i did in the past
dominos pizzas are stopping me from getting /fit/ :(
>>26550300
>Not bulking on pizza
>>26550278
UP AND GO IS THE PERFECT ROBOT FOOD
requires no effort right
don't need to eat it in public
i literally fucking live off these when im feeling down
>>26550357
teach me
-originalio-
>>26549917
...yet im still only 150lb :^)
If only I didn't get so full so fast
>>26550439
Figure out how many calories are in your domino's pizza by going to their site, then find your base metabolic rate from here: http://scoobysworkshop.com/calorie-calculator/
Literally eat above your maintenance, preferably 500 calories over to gain some pounds a month. Gains will flow in, my man.
That is the most disgusting burger I've ever seen you should kill yourself for eating that but you are already
