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>tfw not blessed with innie vag
>tfw no qt average dick bf to confidently lounge around naked with
>tfw men will always run the world
>we are nothing but wet holes
http://pastebin.com/fNST9u0L
>>26529947
I prefer roasties
You can lounge around with me insecurely
>>26529973
Artificial wombs + sex bots
Pls make this happen
>>26529987
Why do you prefer roasties?
I don't have huge lips but I still wish they were smaller.
>>26529973
speak for yourself. i'm a person.
>>26530024
>Why do you prefer roasties?
I don't know
Probably because they were what I saw first
>I don't have huge lips but I still wish they were smaller.
They're fine for me :^)
>>26530054
I don't think I could ever be with someone who actually liked roasties.
>innie vagina
>qt bf has a really big dick
Feels good man
>>26530153
I'm so jealous of your life!
>>26530153
How big of a penis are we talking ?
>>26530035
Correction; You're a walking urinal!
>>26530193
>>26530205
>these posters are both men
>>26530153
How is this possible?
>>26530236
It's true, still curious though.
>>26530123
That's ironic, isn't it? Being a roastie yourself and all. You must be full of self-loathing.
free boyfriend certificate here, i am Australian. I will be any girls boyfriend.
l-look i can be a normie; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM
>>26530205
I don't know I never measured it
>>26530280
Luck
>>26530341
>>>26530123 (You)
>You must be full of self-loathing.
I am.
>>26530352
Laughed really hard at this. Thanks friend
>TFW my bf is high test or something and needs to get off at least 3 times a day
>TFW he's addicted to porn
>TFW he doesn't do foreplay
>TFW he rams it all the way to my cervix on the first thrust and never gives it a break
>TFW I wake up in the morning with a sore butthole full of cum
>tubular tits
>violin deformity
>receding hairline
>facial hair
>periods that are heavy and last for two weeks
>recurring rash on hands that nothing works on
>keratosis pilaris all over arms and legs
>varicose veins
kill me
>>26530518
How can you sleep through getting buttfucked?
>>26530549
I don't even know what most of that is.
>>26530425
Does that mean i'll get a gf now?
>>26530560
Strong meds and I'm a heavy sleeper to begin with
>>26530549
Almost every one of those sound like they are symptoms of obesity, quit stuffing your face fatty.
>>26530549
Stop being fat, bitch.
>>26530647
>>26530659
It could just be bad genetics.
>>26530726
>>26530726
>It could just be bad genetics.
Fucking genetics, am i right?
>>26530777
She'd probably still be overweight even if she ate better and exercised .
>be loser fembot
>want friends who are girls
>add girl off /r9k/
>find out "she" is a trap
Every time. Absolutely disgusting.
>>26530893
Are traps going to completely out compete fembots?
>>26529973
Get your self-loathing out of here, and speak for yourself.
>>26530893
Do most fembots dislike traps? Do you view them as competition?
>>26531073
I hate them because they're whiny as fuck
>>26531073
Not that girl but I'm female and have nothing against traps or transfolk. Transgirls are femanons.
>>26531087
So are most women.
>>26531115
They're worse than women though.
>>26531128
You haven't been around women.
>>26529947
Do most fembots consider this an average penis and body.
If so, then I'm even more screwed than I thought.
>>26531128
trust, you're just as bad as the whiny traps, you just delude yourself into thinking otherwise
trains > human companionship
remember this brobots
>>26530518
Youre a faggot arent you. original
>>26529947
Will that penis fit into such a small vagina?
>>26531229
Ewan Mcgregor? Is that you, man?
>>26531157
In my experience this is an average sized dick
>tfw you do have an innie but your vagina is fat and the camel toe is embarrassing
>tfw have 4 state of the art onaholes
>selling a textbook to some slut, and she comes over
>left my bedroom door open
>looking on bookcase for book
>roastie asks me why I don't just get a gf instead of paying for expensive Japanese fucktoys
>laugh in her face take her money
Roasties, when will they learn.
My Tenga Fliphole can make me cum buckets
>>26531307
>feels bad
Sucks to be average.
>>26531315
I will love that vagina for the rest of time
Please be my gf
>>26530647
Or it could be PCOS.
Someone post an innie and outtie pussy so I can compare? I don't know how they look.
>>26531401
pcos is usually caused by obesity though
why does every man other than me have so much fucking hair, i have got less body hair than most 14 year old girls.
>>26531454
I'm very feminine in pretty much every manner, except hairy as fuck. Wanna swap?
>>26531454
Same
I didn't grow arm/leg hair until 19
Still no facial hair
But my eyelashes grow really thick and long, so I'm constantly cutting them down
>>26529947
>tfw not even clear if vagina is an innie or not because depending on how aroused I am and position it shows or doesn't
I suppose that's roast according to r9k though
>>26531449
Not necessarily. It's caused by a hormone imbalance and increased levels of male hormones. Weight gain, heavy and/or irregular periods, thinning of hair on the head, and increased bodily hair are some of the symptoms of it.
Whoever posted their symptoms has to get a blood test to check their hormone levels. That's the only way to be sure if it's PCOS. Of course being obese doesn't help their symptoms.
are there more fembotcore songs like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ViHn3qFvho
>>26529947
>reddit tatoos
>>26530872
Yeah people can just break all the laws of physics and thermodynamics. People just put on mass from thin air.
Damn genetics.
>>26531959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfpteAjxi9Y
>>26530872
i have a friend who is overwieght she eats well and exercises but her skin and hair are really nice and doesn't seem to be suffering from any side effects
>>26532049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjkx1OJQA7s
girl jam sesh
>>26531315
>thinking puffy vulva isn't erotic
>>26531315
puffy volvos are best come on
>>26532049
Holy shit this is the most fembot song ever
>>26529973
about time you fucking idiots remember that
Here's my free boyfriend card!
>>26530035
sure you are! but you are not a man, women need to let men get back to the business of being men, and then women can get back to being women.
then maybe our society will function correctly again.
>>26529947
> average dick
Bitch, that's at least 7 inches.
Oh wait nevermind, you're trolling.
>>26529947
Tfw i am alone but my dog always make me happy
>>26529947
That man's leg hair is beautiful, holy fuck
>>26532764
Why do you like men's leg hair, Anon?
>>26529947
That vagina looks like a clam. I'm not sexually attracted to clams...
>tfw i'm not too awful looking, and my dick is okay
>tfw no qt gf to lounge with
feels bad man
>>26532342
> that
> anymore than 6 at most
mate you got a small knob, my 6 inch penor looks bigger than that
>>26529973
Why do feminists always try to victimize women..
>>26533025
whats your height?
you might be a manlet.
A manlet can look horse-hung with a 7 inch dick
>>26533185
Im not him, but I don't think a 7 incher can hang in the air like that, it has to fall to the side.
>>26533305
are you a female?
I'm assuming you are because you know nothing about dicks.
>>26529973
>>26533167
Women and feminists might try to look at this as a negative but it's the way it's supposed to be. Men are stronger and more rational so they have to do the physically and mentally challenging jobs. Why hire a female as a box mover when you can hire a stronger man. It's like using a dinghy as a tugboat to guide huge freight ships.
Look at the army trying to accommodate women and thus lowering the standards. Basically men and women have their roles and for good reason.
>>26533435
no, women aren't supposed to be victims, that would imply that it IS a bad thing for men and women to have separate roles, I think you're getting confused.
>>26533676
No I agree with you but some women try to play the victim.
>>26533705
yeah and I disagree with women trying to play the victim, that was my initial point
>>26533705
Women just don't want to put in enough work to be on par with men.
Women can be strong enough to do the same work as men for example but most of them just choose something easier and cry about doing that easier thing.
>>26533822
Women can't be builders because they're physically weaker, saying "they need to try harder" is retarded
just like how women are not suited to jobs like CEOs because they lack they're bad at commanding authority and respect
also how straight men are shit strippers because they're not natural exhibitionists
every female on this thread are fucking whores
WHORES
H
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E
S
you all dont have real problems.
fucking heartless bitches.
>>26530893
Want to be my friend?
Im a femanon with no girlfriends too
>>26533822
No women shouldn't try to be men. They are just at a disadvantage compared to men from the start.
That's a very aesthetic dick, I'm kind of aroused(no homo).
>>26533844
You're retarded if you think a normal woman can't BECOME fit enough to work as a builder. 99% just choose something easier.
>>26533903
I'm just saying most humans could do most jobs if they choose to put in the effort. Skeleton man is just as weak as a skeleton woman.
>>26533974
They can't, women are physically weaker than men, tell me why you're trying to deny this?
>Someone would be happy with that guy
Y-yeah. Nice. Surely face doesn't matter that much.
>>26534066
Pic related could work as a builder.
Plenty of successful women CEOs.
Plenty of straight male strippers.
>>26534066
Because it goes against the "everyone is equal n sheit" worldview plaguing the modern world.
>>26534066
Anon why do you oppose the idea of letting women try different work. If that ever became an issue you could have aptitude tests for positions.
But taking the stance that we prohibit groups of people from doing certain things will only lead to more pointless arguing for no reason. Sexism could be behind us. The sex-differences don't change. Even if you wanted women not to be builders or whatever you'd likely get your wish lost of the time.
>>26534265
It would be fine if not for them constantly chimping out and demanding affirmative action after they(figuratively or not) get told to fuck off back to where they are better suited for.
>>26530153
What is the name of this meme? You see, I'm trying to be the world's greatest meme master.
>>26534265
did I say I oppose it? did I?
>>26534303
I don't think that's most women that have those options. And if we reach a point where inequality isn't a visible problem anymore affirmative action doesn't make sense at any level.
>but accessibility of jobs is viewed as an inequality issue
Yes. But once we've tanked enough companies it will stop being so. I'm all for arguing against these people but I don't think it's entirely sane to oppose them here. We're supposed to oppose when we have information. And that way we also ensure were being accurate in our judgment. What if there was a trait among women that would help in a field where it's not plainly obvious then that explorations good.
>>26534144
yeah so basically, men and women can both have that job, it's just that women would need to be one of the strongest of their gender in order to do it? Just because there are plenty of it doesn't mean they suit the job
>>26534561
No, misreading.
>>26534580
The point is that the strong one could do the job. A skeleton man couldn't work there either.
Which brings me to my original point, if a woman puts in enough work to it, she can do the job.
>>26534596
so if I never said that I oppose is then why are you strawmanning with that, I don't oppose freedom of choice when it comes to jobs but who's going to want to do a job that they're inherently shit at
that's like when feminists want equal results rather than equal choice, there's nothing wrong with women staying at home and men being builders etc.
>>26534705
Dude I misread. My post is down and out and you keep kicking.
>>26534693
Yes and the strong one is almost always going to be a male
they can become that strong technically, but by the time she got that strong she would have a career in body building or something it's impractical
so yeah they can be builders but the reason that they're almost always not is because they're physically weaker as a gender
so actually they would have to put in MORE work, so your initial point is bs
>>26534750
Now you're acting like there's absolutely no women carpenters and construction workers in the world proving my point.
And yes, they need to put in more work usually but that's their problem. If they really want the job they need to prove they're up to it, just like men.
>>26529947
>2016
>these threads stilIexist
>>26534853
If they really want the job, they need to find another job they can do, because it's simply unrealistic. Yes it is their problem, but nobody here is arguing that they have anything to blame other than nature for this.
I'm acknowledging that there can be carpenters (carpentry isn't actually that physically demanding) and builders, I'm saying it's unlikely that women will be in those careers because they're naturally weaker.
>>26534951
No, if they want the job they need to prove they're up to it. Just because someone is naturally weaker doesn't mean they can't become fit enough for some job. Naturally skeleton mode man needs to become fit too if he wants that job.
Fuck off with these shit threads
>>26535039
Yes fine they can, if they want to waste a bunch of time fucking heavy lifting, but what they should do, if they want to cut the bullshit and actually get somewhere (who the fuck wants to be a builder that much anyway?) then they should just choose a job they can fucking do.
What's your problem? I don't see what your argument is on the large scale here and I don't get why you want to force people to be in jobs they're not fit for.
>>26535250
I was just arguing against this post
>>26533844
>>26535458
well they most of them are just not physically suited to the job, it's not that hard to understand
>>26535523
Yes and I already said that in the beginning here
>>26533822
>>26533974
Which somehow snowballed to retards claiming women, as in 100%, can't do those jobs which is simply wrong.
>>26529947
>Always remember that if a men refuses to give you orar sex is bc your roast beef
>>26535596
I never claimed that, I made an overgeneralization, the amount of female builders is so small that it is insignificant when it comes to making blanket statements like this
if you agree that they're not physically suited to the job and therefor don't do the job I don't get your problem
>>26535763
If women put in the effort, they can do these jobs. What's so hard to understand in this statement?
>>26536534
Yes and the amount of effort would be a great deal larger than that of their male counterpart, your point is what here? I made an uncontroversial statement (women are not physically suited to jobs like building and that's why they don't build) so why are you trying to cause an argument?
You're arguing with me about something that we seem to agree on for the the most part, what don't you understand that makes you feel the need to bitch about this?
I like fembots.
>>26537336
I like bitching. Gender doesn't matter on physical jobs if you're determined to get the job.
>>26530035
A person who can't do anything.
You're a person the same way an 8 year old child is.
>>26529973
no worries, 100 percent of that income is spent on obtaining said wet hole
>they don't even lift a finger to deserve it
>>26529947
>average dick bf
>average dick to a r9koastie is 5+
>>26529947
>fembots
What the fuck why does this even still exist?
See a guy you like? Ask him.
Unless he is gay or in a relationship the odds are extremely in your favor. Hell even if he is in a relationship AND gay he will still most likely say yes.
You don't even have to ask in a confident way, go ahead stammer a bit, sweat like crazy and stare at the ground the entire time while on the verge of vomiting. Trust me things are still looking up.
>>26538569
You are so fucking retarded, are you a woman? Try doing something else than jerking off to dicks, watching anime, eating and staying on this board the whole day, fucking faggot. Women aren't made to buid muscles, men are. Therefore they will never delop them no matter how hard they train. Unless they take things for it. Now kill yourself.
>>26535732
Well.....yeah I mean I'd fuck any pussy but sorry my tongue will not go near Arby's.
fembots are best posters
thank you!
>>26529947
L O N D O N ?
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B L O X
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>>26530123
>Couldn't date the kind of person that like your unchangeable physical traits
Okay :^)
>>26538569
It does matter, because in order for the woman to get and maintain the building job, she has to put more time and effort into it, which is impractical. Why would I employ a woman who has to heavy lift however many hours a week just to maintain an adequate level of strength when I could hire a man who doesn't have to do much at all?
>>26540135
Roasties are changeable, google labiaplasty
>>26540288
I doubt she's going to get that
>>26530631
why dont you leave him?
>>26540308
they're pretty common nowadays, heard of designer vaginas? but yeah she sounds pretty stuck up
>complains about flaw
>"It's okay, I'll accept your flaw!"
>I don't want to be with anyone who accepts my flaw
I guess she does sound like someone who complains about something whilst not wanting to change it
why are women so dumb?
I'm 22 years old and I've known maybe one or two non-obese women I wouldn't fuck given the chance
and 90% of non-chads are exactly the same
how women complain about being single I will never ever understand
>>26540515
Why u wouldn't fuck them? just saying
>>26540682
please take the effort to make your post legible before posting
>>26540716
I only made that you a "u"
I know you can read that you faggot
>>26540515
Well those one or two non-obese women have to have some place to go, and that place is probably going to be somewhere as autistic as /r9k/
>>26531315
ahhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE PUFFY VULVAS
>>26531345
>>26532153
>>26532182
>>26540794
the bitch already knows that, it's called attention seeking and you guys are doing a good job of feeding into it
>>26540731
point is it's not clear who the "them" is referring to?
the non-obese women?
because they were ugly as sin, like disfigured
and I just checked one of them on normiebook, turns out she has a boyfriend now
>>26540737
there are far too many supposed fembots for that theory to make sense
the posters here are just attention seeking whores who could have their choice of multiple thirsty nerds in a matter of minutes if they really wanted but instead they choose to bitch here and pretend that can even come anywhere near to relating to robots
>>26531315
It's true, girls will be insecure about literally anything.
>>26540943
maybe because if you have prominent labia minora, you get called a roastie. if you have small labia minor and majora, you get told your vagina looks like an axewound. if you have a dark pussy, you get called horse pussy. if you have a puffy vulva, you get told your vagina is fat and your cameltoe is disgusting. if you're too tight to take nigger-sized cocks you get men calling you a prude, if you're easily aroused and well lubricated you get called disgusting and easy.
and lets say you manage to achieve the perfect vagina, men will pick apart the rest of you.
>>26541028
women will pick apart the rest of you you stupid slut
men don't care as long as you do your job as a cum receptacle
>>26541064
if men don't care then why is every other post on this board about how ugly vaginas are and how 3d women can't match up to your photoshopped-to-perfection labiaplasty'd pornstar of the day?
>>26541096
to make it clear that whores (read: women) don't belong here
>>26541028
Shut up. I want to toss you on my bed, grab your hair and pin your head down the sheets and fuck you hard and rough till I cum deep inside and impregnate you.
>>26540943
she's obviously fucking pretending to be insecure for attention, it's like saying
>tfw you do have the perfect girth of cock but it's also really long and the bulge is embarrassing
you understand now?
>Tfw my dick is larger than the one in the picture
:) Troll thread adverted
>>26541130
lies. you got caught out in your venomous discourse and now you are backpedalling nice try.
>>26541133
disgusting, i would rather permanently wear a chastity belt
>>26541143
except women don't make fun of big dicks, so nice try lol
>>26541096
People have varying opinions. I find it foolish to take the opinion of an internet nerd on 4chan as fact.
>>26541185
does pretending to be a woman on the internet turn you on or do you think it's funny?
>>26541185
It's not disguisting. It's love.
>>26540841
I could say that there are far too many robots on here for them all to be hopeless khvs, because the most undesirable people I have met have been in a relationship at one point.
I agree that a lot of women who post here are attention seeking whores, but I don't think all of them are. I do also think that they could have multiple thirsty nerds in a matter of minutes, but people have standards. The fact that people have standards is also why there are so many men claiming to be hopeless khvs on here, many of them are not, but who the fuck wants to marry some roastie landwhale with bacne? Not many people. It's easier to say that you can't get anyone than to say that you could get someone but they don't meet your standards, because it means you can continue to feel sorry for yourself.
What I'm trying to say is that pretty much everyone on this board is not a "true robot".
>>26541185
and men clearly don't make fun of puffy vulvas, we can see this from the replies she got feeding into her need for attention "so nice try lol"
>>26541263
do you not remember mystery?
>>26541239
there are many guys here who are not true robots but there is literally not a single woman in the history of this website who has ever qualified as a robto
>>26541274
I only remember her greasy moonface, I never heard of her life story other than she's apparently a psycho
>>26541306
Is your definition of a robot someone who can never be in a relationship? Because why exactly would you want that label?
>>26541028
>tfw I'm the guy that likes roasties
I-I don't do stuff like that meanie
>>26541330
I WOULDN'T WANT THAT LABEL YOU STUPID RETARD THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
seriously get the fuck out of this website fucking normie scum
>>26541306
How do you personally know the love lives of every woman who has ever visited this website?
>>26541360
sluts are all the same and if you don't understand that I don't know what you're doing here
>>26541350
Clearly everyone here wants that label, that's why there's these threads all the time "If you're x you're not a real robot!" like shut the fuck up you special snowflake piece of shit.
every female on this thread are fucking whores
WHORES
H
O
R
E
S
you all dont have real problems.
fucking heartless bitches.
you all need to get the fuck out of this board you fucking slut
you are all the same
fucking whores .... you all deserves a brutal rape.
>>26541388
leave this board it's clearly not for you
maybe >>>/reddit/ or >>>/facebook/ is more up your alley?
>>26541397
You know what I'm going to stay and come back here every day for the rest of my life just to spite you and there's nothing you can do about it
>>26541391
relax my friend, wizardchan was made, the mere inkling she is female she is banned
>>26541420
evidently but that doesn't make belong here
>>26541391
why don't you guys project this hatred onto minorities
Reverse search doesn't help, source please.
>>26541447
your mum makes belong of my dick bitch
>>26541487
we get it you're really tough
now leave
>>26541639
>not understanding irony
god you really are autistic
>>26541668
actually I am
you still don't belong
leave and never return
>>26541688
did you forget what I told you about never leaving
>>26541703
did you forget what I told you about being autistic
>>26541729
autistic =/= short term memory loss
>>26541469
I think that's his/her reddit username plaster on their thighs anon.
>>26541770
normies = people that should be driven off this board by all means possible
>>26541096
Because these people are mean anon.
I don't think anyone cared. There's some discomforts with certain types and oral but regular sex is just fine. (unless you're too tight)
>>26541806
you know what aspie, next time you have a deep conversation on here with someone who you think you can relate to, it could be me, just think about that next time you see someone post and think "wow that's funny" it could be my post
I'm gonna keep posting until this thread gets deleted or archived just for you
>>26541469
Why? Do you want to make them your bf/gf?
>>26541890
I've got all night normie
>>26541901
so are you literally autistic
>>26541932
would I be replying still if I weren't
now leave normie I'm sure you've got some sluts on reddit to fuck
>>26541991
I probably hate reddit more than you do
>>26542044
there is nothing more pathetic than a man who hates his own home
>>26542071
you're pretty witty for an autist
>>26542125
Ignore the distraction.
>>26542154
what distraction
>>26542154
how come I'm always the last one here even when the other person has autism
>>26531073
>fembots
Yes, they hate themselves and wish they were actually born biological women.
How much of the female population have roasties anyways? None of my friends have that I think and I only heard the term from /r9k/
>>26542795
I think lots do. Its about as relevant as hair color.
>>26542866
so if you find a girl with an innie is it something worth commenting on?
>>26529947
OR YOU COULD ACCEPT YOURSELF. HAVE LOVE FOR YOURSELF. STOP POSTING PATHETIC HORSESHIT. TV BRAIN TOO MUCH PORN WATCHING DELUSIONAL CUNT
>>26529947
that penis in the picture is not average.
>>26543822
They exist. Not everyone gets to go balls deep.
>>26534693
>Which brings me to my original point, if a woman puts in enough work to it, she can do the job.
Implying the small minority of women could make a difference. You are using a logical fallacy. The exception doesn't beat the rule.
My pussy is an innie when im not wet and a slight outtie when I am
>>26544868
Show us a pic of both
>>26530777
a big part of the genetics is literally their brain. most "candidate genes" that turn up in genome scans for obesity are expressed in the brain
>>26530518
>>26530631
this is really hot desu fem
do you enjoy getting raped in the ass while you sleep or are you afraid to leave him?
>>26533859
allysangel pls add Ive never had close girl friends since middle school
>>26529973
We need to do something to help the broads out.
National Men-don't-go-to-work Day: Helping women catch up!
