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>tfw all you want is a cute guy to ask you out
>tfw you catch cute guys checking you out, but they never ask you out
>tfw the only guys that ask you out are literally 3/10 or lower
>tfw none of the guys you like talk to you
>tfw cute boy says he'd date someone like you but he's shorter than you
life at 5'8 is suffering
>>26508845
Why don't you ask the guys out instead
>>26508845
>>26508866
Please, leave. This place was not made for you.
>>26508892
because that would cut even deeper at her self esteem, seeing as she isn't fit enough to be a "prey" that's literally what her subconscious is telling her.
it's like a social norm, guys have to ask girls out... (retard shit i know)
cute guys don't ask you out because girls are generally stupid and self-absorbed, coddled by a society that favors beauty above all else.
so if you're a girl, you're a retard, and if you're not hot, you pretty much have no worth
not saying that male robots have any worth, but we already knew that
>>26508866
Stop hanging around faggots. I'm a short guy and have had taller gfs than me.
>>26508957
i don't want someone shorter than me
>>26508845
Femanon, who is this cute guy? Can you describe what he looks like?
>>26508845
>>26508892
>>26508977
>be ugly tall bitch
>want not ugly tall boyfriend
You're just like the guys here but in a more degenerate way. When they shoot too high it's escapism; you're just entitled.
>stupid
>autistic
>gaylord
>edge
>>26508845
What is cute? How is it different from hot?
>>26508845
>posts anime
>thinks she'll ever get anything more than chad hatefucking her and a wagecuck/autistic boyfriend
looool
>>26509035
im just average looking , I want a cute boyfriend that doesn't have to be that tall , like 5'11 or bigger
>>26508845
>OP is a 1/10 at best
>complains about 3/10
>>26509079
post a pic and we'll rate ya. i will be truthful
>>26509079
guys are so short nowadays
>>26509079
>like 5'11 or bigger
kek
>>26509136
No they are not, millenials are on average 3 inches taller than generation X when they are fully grown. Apart from a couple of exceptions like manlets for example.
>>26508892
that's the man's job, it filters out the beta-faggots and assures only chad gets to plow my vay-jay-jay
>>26508977
Your loss, then. Well, it's not like I would be interested in someone as vapid and shallow as you.
>>26509136
if im in heels girl it's like every single guy is smaller than me
>>26509079
And what do you have to offer? Why should any guy pick you over all the far better choices?
>>26508845
>interested in looks
>not interested in personality
I hate when this happens, why do you have to waste your body and mind by being such vapid cunts?
>new guy at work
>have to introduce him to workplace and supervise him blah blah blah
>turns out we like the same comics, videogames, and music
>go to music store him and perform songs
>play videogames at his place
>he lives with a female
>get a bit leery and ask if she is his girlfriend or something
>he says that she is just his friend from highschool and that they have never dated or have sex
>didn't expect him to go into that much detail
>hanging out at his place becomes an occasional thing
>one day I get the courage to make a move on him by leaning over and giving him a kiss while holding him close to me
>he accepts the kiss, but gently pushes me off saying that he's not allowed to kiss or have sex in the apartment when his friend is around
>he explains that him and his friend agreed that they would never make it awkward for the other party by making out or having sex with someone while the other is around
I really like him, but I find it weird how he loyally follows his friend's wishes like she is his ruler or something.
>>26509279
fembot vs fembot GO!
>>26509279
Well arent a cunt(y bait).
>>26509279
>his ruler
>no hookups in the house
W-wha. Sometimes roommates just have that relationship because they share their living space.
>>26508845
fucking whores you all deserves a brutal beatdown
and a brutal anal and vaginal rape fucking brainless whores
remember guys girls on this thread are ALL whores.
they are non virgins and they ALL must die. in glory to OUR great leader Elliot.
fuck off whores. you dont have real problems
and theres NO fembot
only femwhores.
so fuck off all of you
fucking roasties cunts.-
>>26509279
Its a mutual agreement between them, respect this you demented roastie
Inform him to call you when shes not around if he does not you are clearly not worth it.
She dont do this around him, so he doesnt do it around her its respect 101
Now kill yourself you possesive quim
>>26509330
>that kid who yelled girl fight over and over
>>26509279
i know this copypasta
Please get off this board. It's going to give you a really warped perception of what men are like. I swear most of us are nothing like this.
OP confirming that "women find confidence attractive" is a lie
All those guys you reject for being ugly have more balls and confidence than your pretty boys
>>26508866
You are only making yourself miserable by limiting yourself like that. They could be the most amazing person ever but you are too shallow. This is coming from a 6'3" master race too.
>>26509884
it's not shallow to not want to tower over your bf every time you wear heels
>>26509915
My gf is 4 inches taller than me and likes to wear heels. Then again she is not a stupid cunt like you. Maybe that is why she has a bf and you will die alone.
>>26509884
You fuckface, I am not the shallow one. The guy told me I am TOO TALL FOR HIM. Fucker.
>>26509949
>you'll die alone unless you date short guys
most girls date taller guys , sorry
>>26509915
You limiting your entire dating pool because of a brief moment in heels you will experience every once and awhile at best?
You're right thats not shallow, it's beyond shallow.
>>26508845
>She thinks cute guys are checking her out
>>26509962
this isn't me and the guy didn't tell me I was too tall for him , he was like 5'7 and I'm 5'8 so we weren't compatible in that regard even though he was cute
>>26509974
>You're right thats not shallow, it's beyond shallow.
If something is beyond shallow, doesn't that just mean it's deep?
>>26509974
>brief moment in heels
I wear heels like every other day
>>26509992
When you apply the phrase 'beyond' it implies it's more of what the describing word is. So it would mean even more shallow, nice try at word deflection though even if it was misguided.
>>26510007
>Wear heels every day
Alright, I'm done. Just keep shooting yourself in the foot and complaining about it on a taiwanese knitting forum.
>>26510007
>compensating for no tone on legs and ass with whore shoes
>>26509279
Nah, that's actually really cool of them.
She respects him enough to not have Chad's waltzing shirtless through the house, so he should respect her to not have your roast beef leaking everywhere.
>>26510060
every other day
>throw out half your shoes so you can date short guys
>>26509967
Only short girls are drama queens about height. Tall girls are less likely to care.
>tfw above average
>cant even get 5/10s to talk to me online
>nobody talks to me
>boys dont like me despite being cute, funny, and having so much to offer
>ugly neets think that theyre superior to me and make me feel like shit
>why.jpg
>>26510133
Statistically speaking most tall girls also date taller men
>>26509962
Then he was a shallow stupid fuck. You didn't lose a thing.
>>26510163
im saying tho , girls dont usually date shorter guys it's got nothing to do with shallowness it's just the way it is
>>26510155
it's just banter
thes es en originalle commento
>>26508845
You're probably ugly, or fat, or both.
>>26509279
>work
You're probably ugly, btw
>>26508866
>tfw exact same height as you
Be my doppelganger gf
>>26510155
>>boys dont like me despite being cute, funny, and having so much to offer
Wouldn't that be an indicator that you aren't actually any of those things?
>>26510155
>>boys dont like me despite being cute, funny, and having so much to offer
Lol, conceited bitch
What do you have to offer besides your vagina?
When I'm in a relationship and feel that it's almost over, I let a guy friend casually grope me. But when I'm single, I don't let him grope me or kiss me because I don't want him to think that he can be my boyfriend. When we have sleepovers while I'm in a relationship, he'll latch onto me my boob as she sleeps while pressing his erection against me. But if I'm single and having a sleepover, I tell him he can cuddle with me, but his he has to keep his hands away from my chest area. His erection is fine. I never acknowledge it . We have this unspoken code about his boner being pressed against me whenever we hug or cuddle.
>>26510084
>throw out half your shoes so you can date short guys
Or just get over it
>tfw 6'3
>girls at work all have manlet boyfriends
>khhv
At least I have my cats :4)
>>26510346
>tfw 6'3
Post proof amazonit's my fetish
The guy isn't going to approach unless you show some interest. Get caught starring at him and smile, then if he isn't a total bitchboy he will approach.
>>26509279
This is pasta famalam
If only ugly guys ask you out it's because you're ugly.
Any decently attractive girl is usually hounded after by at least normies and occasionally chad.
>>26508845
You probably have an awful case of butterface lol
Pros:
I am 6 feet tall
Idk how handsome I am but I have reason to believe im at LEAST a 5/10
I am hard working and have a good career
I can grow a beard
I am not bald
Cons:
I am an alcoholic
Not a single women on the face of this planet who isnt fat will give me the time of day. Life is suffering.
>>26510416
>I am an alcoholic
Just stop idiot
>move out with a friend
>we have to share the same bed
>he keeps wanting to touch my breasts when we lay in bed together
>doesn't help when it's summer and I can't sleep with a bra on
>end up buying him a pillow with protruding boobs so he can grope it instead of me
>>26510439
eat a dick faggot
its the only thing that keeps me from committing suicide
i have called the suicide hotline 3 times this week
talk to the same guy every time
hes a nice guy his name is john
I thought these threads ended when mystery got toasted. Get the fuck out of here you whores.
>>26510470
>hes a nice guy his name is john
So quit boozing and marry your buttbuddy Johnqueer
>>26510155
If you're actually funny, I want to talk to you. Skype?
>>26510502
its 10 in the morning and ive already started
workdays are hell because i have to remain sober until 1600
>5'10"
>didn't get a boyfriend until I was 21
>people constantly doubt my virginity or how I stayed single for so long
>>26510163
>>26510201
Where do you come up with all of this stuff? Because it's simply not true.
>>26510546
kek
sluts like you deserve it
>>26510551
>got a boyfriend
>still a boyfriend
intradesting
>>26508897
Unfortunately it was though. At least the second time around. This is exactly what it's for.
>>26509079
>>26509136
>>26508866
Further proof that women worship power and are not capable of love.
>>26510568
Google the statistics on height and dating.
>>26510551
>>26510576
*still a virgin
whoops
>yfw women think 80% of men are 3/10 or lower
Who got dem okcupid stats?
>>26510648
Oh, you're the angry virgin manlet who copypastas all day about "statistics". It's because of retards like you that those statistics exist in the first place.
All you need to do is man up and stop being a faggot, and you'd get girls, and a good career.
>>26510546
artist?
original question this is
>>26510367I'm a man
Fembots hate cats btw
>>26510693
I'm 6'4, your assertion is that tall women care less about height based on your own anecdotal experience but, despite the burden of proof being upon you, have presented no legitimate evidence for that claim.
>>26510708
If it makes you feel better I'm a virgin gfless manlet
With no hope for one in sight
>>26510693
Have you ever read a Death of a Salesman?
>>26510576
I am only slutty for cute robots.
>>26510693
Putting the word "statistics" in inverted commas doesn't invalidate the validity of said statistics.
>>26510443
>move in with a "friend"
>share a bed every night
>expect him not to want sex
Are women retarded?
How poor are you faggots?
I bet you're not even paying, you're just bumming in his apt.
Least you could do is let him cop a feel every now and then.
Sheeeit, if it was me, we'd be fucking every day.
Free rent? FOH
>>26509079
S H A L L O W
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>>26510733
>I am only slutty for cute robots.
I'm a cute robot tbqh>tfw too socially retarded to take advantage of decent facial aesthetics and qt twinkboy frame
>>26510546
>clear violation of global rule 3
>being a pedophile
MOODDDDSSSSSS
>>26508977
>why do no guys like me?
>it's not like I arbitrarily dismissed 60% of them before they even spoke to me
>>26510714
Everything that goes against your twisted worldview is anecdotal.
I'm a short guy, have fucked plenty of girls of all heights, and have had gfs taller than me. Compare that to all the virgin lanklets on /r9k/. What matters in getting girls is confidence and being interesting/funny. Height is very low on the list of priorities.
>>26510799
60% of men aren't under 5'8, where do you robots come up with these stats?
>>26508845
this is literally you, get out
>>26510693
This faggot is actually right.
I know a 5'6 manlet, but he's a millionaire and fucks bitches
>>26510346
Death by snu snu plz
>>26510726
We should be wizard partners, like buddy cops.
Fuck shit up
>>26509079
6' 1" here.
Never had a girlfriend.
Explain that shit.
>>26510782
Does hentai frighten you?
Poor anon, you should probably fuck off to reddit.
>>26510771
Delicious.
>>26510334
At the end of the day he gets to feel your boobies and rub his erection on you, who is the one actually being used?
>>26510809
Those are all literally the definition of anecdotal accounts.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/anecdotal
Your personal experience or that of individuals you're referencing is not indicative of the general perception of short men in the world. You can't assert that tall women love short men based on you yourself having sex with tall women and some tall men not having sex.
The verifiable reality is based on statistics that women by and large favor tall men.
Does that mean Tom Cruise and Justin Bieber can't get pussy? Of course not, does that mean 6'0 average Joe has a better chance of getting laid than 5'5 Joe, absolutely.
>>26510836
I'm not gay, sorry
Should've specified that I'm male
>>26509057
Not OP, but for me, cute means that I like his personality as well as his looks, or possibly more. Hot means that he is nice to look at, but not much else. I'm sure it differs from person to person, though.
>>26510855
>Delicious.
fug i don't know what to say
>>26510368
i am a complete and utter bitchboy of the highest order
>tfw 6'2"
>tfw in decent shape (better shape few yrs back but hey)
>tfw facial aesthetics
I always catch girls staring at me, but always maintain a i dont even care look on my face as it it doesnt even register with me, then i go home and cry about how another one got away
>>26510858
If you were correct, then girls would always pick the angry sperglord smelly fat aspie 6'2" robot over me. That doesn't happen, though. I'm 5'6" and have no problem getting girls because I'm confident and charismatic, plus I have a good career and money.
>>26510855
Enjoy that ban, pedophile
>roasties think they get special privilege on r9k
>roasties think it's OK when they're pedophiles
Get fucked
Okay,after reading your fembot problems I have the perfect solution to them.
Kill yourself.
>>26510906
>smelly fat aspie 6'2
No but women will prefer a 6'2 man with similar attributes to yourself over you, in fact tall men on average make more money than their shorter counterparts.
>Get yeast infection
>Havent had chad plug my mayonnaise pit for weeks now
>and girls just want to have fun...
>>26510954
Yeah, so find someone who is my match in all the categories such as looks, confidence, charisma, money, etc. and who is also taller. Good luck with that.
>>26508977
Then piss off, bitch. If you have such shallow requirements, then good, you should be alone.
>>26508845
I catch girls catching me checking them out but I'm too much of a pansy to ask them out after eye contact. I'd love it if they asked me out.
>>26510854
its your face
>>26510854
If you grew a beard you wouldn't look like a faggot swede.
You have the proper jawline to pull one off
>>26510871
That's cool, interesting interesting
>>26511014
if my requirements are shallow they shouldn't be that difficult for some cute boy to fill
>>26508866
I'm 5'10
be my gf?
>>26510854
You look like a serial killer ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
>>26510854
You look very effeminate. It might be the hair, the glasses, I'm not sure. You just look gay. Stop putting pomade in your hair. Get contacts. Never wear scarfs. Speak deeper.
Post your general style/what you usually wear.
>>26511057
what's your fetish? if youve been alone so long surely youve developed them?
I only started browsing this board a few days ago, i'm 6'2" and really realy ridiculously good looking (srs).
Would you let me skull fuck you on the reg?
Deal breaker desu
>>26511032
Better?
>>26511018
Any particularly revolting parts?
>>26511067
I've gotten this a few times, what makes you say that?
>>26511057
I fill them technically >>26510771
>>26511102
ive only been single since last semester , i just like tall mixed guys with pretty eyes
>>26510847
>We should be wizard partners, like buddy cops.
Only if you have good taste in vidya
>tfw I think i'm getting bored of my bf
I still really care about him but he's always so busy working, we never get enough time to just hang out at home, it feels like we're going through a stale patch. I've tried telling him that he should cut down hours, but he says we need the money since i'm not really earning right now. He rarely feels like sex too for being "too tired", which is making me even more irritated. I don't want to break up but I still have urges which a dildo isn't satisfying, would it really be so wrong to just have a quickie with someone else? I don't think it is.
>>26511098
It's not a scarf, it's a headset around my shoulders.
I have been told I look gay. Not a whole lot you can do about that.
>>26511105
This is me with more facial hair.
I usually just wear a hoodie to be honest.
>>26511057
Yes, they are. Because shallow requirements are arbitrary, a childish wish and nothing more. People with them expect perfect princes. Which are nonexistant.
Seriously, how old are you? 20? 22? Because you sound like a barely adult girl, still unable to understand that height shouldn't be a deal breaker. But don't worry, you'll get older and more desperate, you'll understand then.
>at work
>some fat feminist who's kinda chill I'd going off about something
>hear her talking to another girl
>"I don't believe in the word slut. There's nothing wrong with having some fun!"
>swoop in to toast the roast
>"sluts exist. Any girl that has sex before marriage is a slut "
>4 girls gang up on me
>one is the manager
>she's next level feminist with the glasses, screechy voice, 23, literally 15 cats
>tells me that's misogynistic and is gonna write me up
>owner has to agree to writing me up
>she tells the owner some bullshit framed with how I would call his daughter a slut if she had sex
>based owner says
>"I raised my daughters to respect their bodies. If they want to have 'fun', they should get the title as well: slut"
>supahotfiya.gig
>manager is catatonic
>boss just walks off to go fuck some shit up
>I just laugh for a good minute and go back to whatever I was doing
>>26511129
>would it really be so wrong to just have a quickie with someone else? I don't think it is.
Break up with him by shooting yourself in the head you disgusting scum
>>26511129
Have you considered getting a job instead of being a worthless whore?
>>26511142
>Not a whole lot you can do about that
You could try acting more masculine. It's probably not your actual appearance, but the way you present yourself. The way you talk, dress, accessorize, etc.
>>26511118
>tall
>mixed
pick one.
The only tall black people are african americans because of breeding for hundreds of years, most actual africans are manlets and produce manlet halfcasts. Your requirements are hard to fill
>>26511121
Pls no bully
I'm saving up for a pc
All I have is my xbone and 360
>>26511105
I hope you can grow that shit in thick or else you're fucked. Losing the glasses at this point and going contacts would be your best bet. The glasses are nice but get ones that fit your face next time as they're too big for your face.
>>26511151
based anon
and based boss
sluts BTFO
>>26511129
It's hilarious that there are people who read stuff like this on /r9k/ and don't immediately know that it's bait.
>>26511179
if they're mixed with nonblack they should be taller then , my ex was 6'5 and mixed with pretty eyes and i know a 5'11 boy in my dorm who has pretty eyes and is mixed
>>26511129
I don't see a problem with it. I mean this isn't the 1950s anymore girls should be allowed do what they want with their own bodies, if he objects get him fired for slut-shaming and go your seperate ways
>>26511170
My dad still puts money in my bank so I don't need to work
>>26511171
Idk, my hobbies include gardening and calligraphy, maybe I'll just go gay
>>26511216
God if your dad could see you now
>>26511180
I'm sorry anon
I can't be buddies with a pleb
>>26511129
>vegetate all day
>bf is out wagecucking his youth away to keep you happy, fed, sheltered, safe
>demand to be entertained and fucked with the vigor of a jackhammer
>sit on your fat ass and whine on an Icelandic nipple manipulation imageboard about how your bf has no time to entertain or fuck you
Why the fuck would anyone want a girlfriend?
>>26510831
>5' 6'' manlet but is a millionaire
>millionaire
Implying money isn't greater than everything else
Wew
>>26511225
I know someone who loves gardening and is the manliest guy I know.
He became a landscaper and makes bank catering to rich people.
>>26511192
Any better?
---originallll commeeeent
>>26511154
This. Quit being a useless cunt and do something with your life, it's not your boyfriend's fault he actually does stuff.
>>26509079
5/10 wants a 7/10 and PERFECT stats. This looks trollish to me.
>>26511283
hows that any different than robots posting 10/10 staceys every thread?
>>26511274
Better
Smaller glasses and thicker facial hair that you can get in your mid to late 20s if you've got normal development and you'll be aging like wine by the time you hit 30.
>>26511230
My one chance at friendship is sabotaged by my poverty ;_;
I'll be thinking about you every night
>fembot next to me in class
>she's awkward as fuck
>she doesn't talk to anyone, doesn't text anybody
>either draws or reads her book
>she smiles at me when given the opportunity
I don't know what to say to her or how to break the ice. Shit sucks. Maybe she's reading this right now..
>>26511274
Stop posting your ugly no-jaw faggot face
>>26511302
I'll remember you and laugh when I'm out banging LOL sluts :^)
>>26511208
>5'11"
>Tall
pick one.
You sound like you still miss your old bf if youre trying to replace him with another halfcast with pretty eyes :3
reminds me of a girl who was in my class, she dated a literal manlet, she was 5'9"ish, said she prefers shorter guys in some random convo and anything over 6'0" is a turnoff. made me mad because womenare supposed to hate smelly manlets and i cant even bring myself to let them have this one outlyer,
but anyway long story short her new bf is like 6'1", and im sure if asked now after molding to him she'd hate manlets like shes supposed to, as nature intended.
You sound young, you'll learn. height is all that matters in a man, fuck the rest.
Manletsonsuicidewatch.jpeg
>>26511214
>fired for slutshaming
mfw i have no face
>>26511229
He's old fashioned and believe women shouldn't work if they don't need to because men deserve jobs more.
>>26511321
500% guarantee you that she has a bf and/or at least 5 orbiters, online or irl
>>26511129
>I'm bored with my boyfriend who's always working and carrying me in the relationship.
>I'm upset because he's always too tired for sex
>>26511216
>Daddy still puts money in my bank account so I don't need to work
Save for the whore-like vapidness of your personality, you sound like you belong on r9k.
>>26511347
im 5'8 so 5'11 is tall enough for me , as long as i dont completely eclipse them in heels
>>26511179
>>26511208
the breeding, and the at least 10% european dna in the african americans is what gives them height over their african counterparts
>>26511321
I know the feel.
I'm a fucking wreck though, in terms of clothes and proper hair grooming. Yet the only girl in our class keeps trying to talk to me; except she's really short, pudgey, too quiet, and lazy as shit with her work.
The fact that she doesn't see I'm not interested makes it awkward.
>>26511347
you're dumb.
any female who doesn't date someone smaller than them is also dumb. its like having a lion instead of a housecat or a wolf instead of a chihuahua. what do you do when he inevitably snaps and tries to enact violence on you? get your ass beat because your dumb self decided to pick an 8 foot tall giant instead of someone of equal or smaller stature.
safety precautions, ladies.
>>26511298
>hows that any different than robots posting 10/10 staceys every thread?
Most robots would -settle- for something beneath their bracket. Also, every man would fawn over 10/10 inasmuch as every woman would do the same for a 10/10 chad.
Assuming, however, that as an average girl you can reach into the 'cute' bracket, you're doing it wrong.
You're on par with the average man, as far as options. Sure some people in the higher echelons of attractiveness might consider you for a pump-n-dump, but don't be surprised when they get the fuck out soon after.
>>26511407
I'm 100% east African and I'm 6'3
Tallest in my family is 6'7
>>26511418
but heres the kicker, 99.999% of girls secretly love being beat up, raped etc. That's the main reason they go for bigger men, they like to feel dominated and "secure" ie they wanna get throat ravaged by a 6'2" masterrace
>>26511483
well then you're an outlier, don't even pretend as if its normal. average height in netherlands is 6'1", all northern countries at least 5'11", most african countries have manlet average heights
>>26510854
Daniel?
I hope it was OC, daniel lookalike.
tetsres
>>26511129
This is some tasty bait
>>26511520
African countries take shit statistics.
They can't even do a census properly.
I was average height when I went out during vacation there
I know this thread is for guys to make fun of women, but I think this would be a good place to let out my feels.
I've been alive for 23 years, and in that entire span of time, not a single man has ever shown any interest in me. I'm pretty sure a 20+ virgin is the female equivalent of wizardhood. I know, I know...
>hisss you just mean you want Chad you have probably had countless orbiters
No, not really. No male has ever asked me out or done anything nice for me out of the blue or made it clear that they wanted to spend time with me. Every crush I've ever had since middle school has been on a textbook robot, and all of avoided me or told me to fuck off the moment I expressed any attraction in them. I haven't even had success online, not that I've really tried, beyond sharing my Skype around here on boards that I like.
>by robot you just mean Chad-lite. Shut up whore, you would never date any of us.
I disagree. I wouldn't date anyone who considers going to a bar or playing sports fun. I like reclusive and intelligent guys with esoteric interests. I've been going on this board since it was first made (not the revival, the initial creation), so I think I know what characterizes a robot.
>So you must be ugly then, or fat.
That's true. 5'10, 170 lbs. I also dress conservatively (albeit neatly and fashionably) and do not use any kind of cosmetics. I'm very boyish in personality and spend most of my time in my room, which doesn't help either. But girls with fucking Downs Syndrome have bfs. Legitimate landwhale SJWs get bfs. Why can't I?
If I were a man and presenting this exact same narrative (which happens 300 times a day already), you would all be sympathetic and blame society. But because I'm the opposite gender, you're going to spit hatred and find a way to pin this all on me. Telling a girl to lower her standards is like telling a man to "just b yourself". It isn't that easy, you fags. Women aren't immune to social and romantic ineptitude.
>>26511562
Is OC, not Daniel tho
>>26511600
How's your face?
You being tall and chubby is hot to me
I'd fuck you regardless of how you look I think
>>26511662
>>26511600
See here
Original comment
6"3
skinny
Hair is shit, so are most of my clothes, but I'm waiting until I live on my own until I start putting in effort. (and am surrounded by new people)
>>26511600
What do you look like? I'm sure if you talked in class you'll find at least one guy.
>>26508845
This is the most Stacy-tier post I've ever seen on /r9k/.
Why do I ever come here anymore...
>>26511600
Why don't you ask men out ?
>>26511698
You're not bad lookin, just do something with your hair
>>26511600
Drop that Skype please
>implying this isn't bait
>>26511598
all african take shit statistics? c'mon pham
anyway even if we assume as much,
95% of africans in ireland i come across are below 6'0", and the majority closer to 5'8" as an average, and most blacks in ireland come from nigeria.
but whatev pham these are averages and shit for manlets
we are both over 6'02 so are therefore masterrace, I don't like putting too much thought into subhuman manlet scum incase i shrink over night, i'd kill myself straight away
>>26510854
You've been too much of a pussy to ask out many women. That's the explanation.
>>26511105
You look like a less attractive version of pewdiepie
>>26511600
i'll let you in on a secret, men are being ruined by feminism, the media constantly telling men they are rapists for even approaching girls on nights out mean less and less do it, and young boys grow up dysfunctional and unable to approach women. its all part of the jew masterplan you see
>>26511736
Exactly.
I would prefer something longer though. I'm not a fan of a lot of the modern hair fashion, but I don't know what else to do besides "let it be wild" if I went for longer hair.
I'm looking for suggestions.
>>26511324
he has a jawline though
>>26508845
This has got to be bait.robot pls
>>26511418
This is a horrible argument because even the weakest manlet could beat the shit out of even a tall and manly woman.
>>26511889
FUCK THIS SHIT
I ALMOST HAD TRIPS GET
FAAAAAAACK
>>26511842
Clean is best in my opinion
Clean up the sides, and slick it back over your head
I would even support the idea of a ponytail if it gets long enough
>>26511784
The governments don't have the proper finding nor public cooperation to conduct proper surveys. Same goes for any private institutions.
>blacks in Ireland
>representative of all blacks
What are there, like 4 black people in Ireland?
>>26511634
>>26511704
Not going to post a picture of myself, but I'm a 5/10 based on that big chart that gets posted around here from time to time.
>masculine, square character to face
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>sharp, dark eyebrows
>round, but not flat, nose
>average lips
>completely naturally straight but off-white teeth
>high cheekbones
>cheeks a bit chubby
>mild rosacea
>mild acne
I am a law student, so most of the men in my class are Chads.
>>26511720
I have, and I've weirded them out or been told to go away every time. One guy even said "no, and can you stop following me around everywhere?" which kinda hurt because I thought we were at least friends. The last time I tried was my first year in college. Since then I've resigned myself.
>>26511903
idk
I legitimately believe most women could beat me up
not the guy you're replying to btw
>>26511600
>I haven't even had success online, not that I've really tried
All you have to do is sign up for a dating site.
You have NO right to complain.
>>26511934
You sound cute :3
Do you like manlets?
>>26511324
Hahah dude, girls creeam over jawlines
>>26511938
I used OKCupid for about six months and never had a conversation with someone who wasn't 45+ posing as my age go beyond 4-5 polite messages until the guy lost interest. I'm not degenerate enough to use Craigslist or something in an attempt to lose my virginity.
>>26511924
theres enough to get an average, unless only manlets move to ireland, or i only ever happen to see manlets, and all government data is wrong and that one time you went there on holidays is right, then theyre manlets.
And what do ou mean went on holidays? where are you from? if you say usa ill shit in a letter and post it to you, you're almost certain to have european dna if youre in the americas for 4 or more generations
>>26511999
Where do you live? Lots of robots would like to date you.
>>26511913
Clean as in completely cut off? I look like a cunt when I do that with my hair. Every time I have short hair, I look intimidating/ "good", but it's not the vibe I want to give off with people. I prefer longer hair cause it just looks more humble/ approachable, and less like I won't move over if you wanted to get something I'm in the way of.
Pic related is closer to what I was thinking of going with. Also, with the pic I posted originally, that's not my "stuck" hair position. It's just batshit crazy all the time, and I can never tell how it looks on me until I go up to a mirror.
>>26511948
Height doesn't matter, not sure why people make such a big deal about it.
>>26511756
imaginarycities
>>26511934
what bout the ass?
>>26512062
height does matter, don't feed the manlets, its best they know their place
>>26512038
Laval (suburb of Montreal), Quebec, hence the awkward English.
>>26512083
It used to matter when height was indicative of how well you ate (and therefore how wealthy and powerful you were), but now that the primary determinant is mere genetics, it really does not matter.
>>26511999
>gets messages from multiple guys
>doesn't ask any of them out
>complains
No.
>>26509161
>>26511014
>Genetics
>Shallow
Nah m8s picking partners because of personality is shallow,refusing manlets is evolution.
>>26512117
look how sad and pathetic mos these manlets are, if you have a child with a manlet, and he's a boy, youre dooming him to be a loser robot walking meme, dont be so cruel
>>26512122
I never got the chance, and when I did suggest anything, the dude would stop responding.
Typical conversation:
>hey (me)
>hey (him)
>how are you?
>good thanks
>I see you like x. I like x too. Have any recommendations/know of any cool places/etc. pertaining to x?
>...
>>26512169
I think it's pretty sad and pathetic that the only thing you have bragging rights to is your height.
>>26512245
why do you assume as much?
>>26512272
Because you're clinging onto this "manlet" thing so desperately on an anonymous image board I'm pretty sure you don't have much else going for you (if you're not a manlet yourself that is projecting).
>>26512180
>pertaining
well that there is your problem.
Guys don't like smart girls, what you should do is find a way to kill most of your braincells and become an airhead, sniffing glue could work, then get implants, go gym squat and get a big ass, dye your hair blonde and get a tan then vuala, you'll be a happy, blissful stacey.
Ignorance truelly is bliss.
jk give it time, we all gonna make it
>>26512180
If i don't have a picture of you i can't judge whether guys stop responding because of your appearance or other reasons. If you're not hideous, guys wont stop talking to you, if you're not talking to 9/1) chads that is.
>>26512304
not really, i'm 6'2" and i work out, think chris hemsworth and i basically look exactly like him
protip: I'm Chris hemsworth
>>26510416
just out of curiosity, would any fembots here be willing to give a guy like that chance?
>>26512140
Choosing your partner based on eugenics is pretty shallow
>>26512400
Alcoholic implies mental illness/ low confidence/ abusive behaviour (take a pick or choose all), so no
>>26512532
What's your ideal guy non-degenerate fembot?
>>26512532
so what if it was the same guy but he didnt drink
>>26512514
Not really,quite the opposite.
>>26510693
>It's because of retards like you that those statistics exist in the first place.
What's it like to be this retarded? Do you actually think every manlet without a gf is handed or exposed to statistics that make him not have a gf?
Are you too god damn stupid to realize that before the statistics were gathered they were already in gf-less and wifeless state?
How dumb are you reallly nigga?
>>26512725
you really should read your posts before you submit them
Why doesn't anyone here make a datingsite designed for the socially awkward nerds/robots?
It can't be that hard, the profits will be going through the roof and a lot of people benefit from it.
>>26513225
That's what eHarmoney and plenty of fish is
>>26513075
Proofreading is for cunts, if you can understand what I wrote don't get pissy with me about presentation.
Manlets didn't pull insecurities out of their ass and create a female preference for height because they were too upset about something that was a non-problem.
>>26513225
years ago there was(or still is?) some kind of robot dating site made by an anon but wasn't too popular for some reason but mildly successful i think. we've even had google groups which has only had about 50+ people at one time (mostly guys too), for some reason they never take off, maybe robutts prefer misery senpai
>>26509157
>guy she likes checks her out
>doesn't make a move so nothing happens
Great fucking move.
>>26509279
>not shitting on your own doorstep is weird
Well you are a robot. Of course you're not gonna get it.
>>26512062
Messaged
>hoping this isn't bait
>>26511962
You sound really fucking gay
Don't ever reply to me again
>>26512033
I was born in Africa. Pure African genes dating back to the dawn of man.
110% black.
But I live in America
>>26508932
>Be asked out by both my long time GFs
>Was great
They said it felt empowering, you either be a little bitch about it or try it, worst comes to worst he says no, and you can move onto the next fuckwit.Inb4 normie get out roo
>>26513755
Bet it also felt empowering when they made tryone fuck your boipussy and you happily obeyed
Faggot
>>26513755
>empowering
I don't understand the attraction they have to this word. I can't even sympathize with what they're conveying. How is it 'empowering' to perform an action you've been able to do since you were a 12 year old? And girls did do that back then if you remember. If I was to use the word empowering it'd be get a new status object like a house or a fancy car. Getting fit, getting a PhD (probably not that one, that's relief) buying your own land. Stuff that changes things and give you options.
Asking out a boy gets you the boy. Sure, but what happens then? Surely they're contrasting with being asked by him instead. How is that empowering if you didn't even get a different result, it wasn't a development and the task wasn't even a particularly big effort.
>>26508845
>>tfw the only guys that ask you out are literally 3/10 or lower
iktf, and even that is rare. I wish I could lower my standards (which aren't even that high to begin with) but then what's the fucking point of a bf if I'm going to be disgusted by him? I guess I'll die a virgin.
>>26510155
holy shit it's actually working. i'm an ugly neet and everytime on omegle if i see a qt fembot i begin insulting them doing the exact opposite treatement of what htey usually get.
like if she's qt i call her ugly slut, stupid vapid, just never go back on site. if she's on the uglier side (which usually they never are fr some reason?) i'll tell her she's qt.
>>26514128
Note that most women rate men in a way that puts more than 80% below 5/10.
But yeah sure remain single. It's a perfectly rational option. If they were all assholes you wouldn't think of it even.
i don't think women have integrity because of this fact:
>wants cute guy
>he doesn't come say something
>nothing happens
if you want something go after it, right? except this doesn't apply to women for some reason, it's weird, it's like an invisible wall.
that's why i don't think they have integrity, among other reasons.
>>26514160
I have troubles being mean. But I'd like to try this because I'm interested. Do you think criticism then helping her better herself on the points of critique would work similarly? I could start off looking a little repulsed even.
>>26514202
this is the exact thing that robots do too. most robots are males so with your logic males have integrity to pursue what they want or consciously need to be fulfilled. but yet 90% of robots wallow in their inability to do that exact thing.
>be 5'2''
>have 6'3'' bf
feels good fun times
>>26514211
well desu i go black box so they can't see me which makes it better because if an ugly guy was insulting them they wouldn't feel bad, they'd probably just fire back with hurtful statements.
anyways i feel it's super manipulative because you're doing the opposite of wha thtey expect so you're getting an emotional response iether way. like if she's qt and used to guys coddling her and you start insulting her very badly you'll make her upset, she'll stay trying to defend or win you over. like if you call her ugly she'll want to stay to prove to you she's qt and worthy.
or pretend she's ugly (which once again haven't found an ugly fembot on omegle yet?) tell her she's qt because she not used t otaht so she'll be loyal subservient.
idk you don't have to follow this but i feel i'm a maniuplator irl and online.
>>26514238
>tfw I'm the 10%
The fact that depression is rampant here does seem to make it seen plausible.
But maybe guys need a clear goal. If I didn't know the failure of asking girls out and how it felt I'd obviously do what's being suggested here.
>>26514238
so all the posts talking about being rejected are just bullshit?
i was rejected 3 times in 2015, i did get 2 dates though. (rejected after the dates.)
"with my logic" nothing. you only have an argument if what you said is true, but it isn't.
almost like you don't even lurk R9K.
>>26514330
Well I do consciously manipulate people. Often not towards selfish goals. Point isn't the ethics of it here really. It's an experiment.
>>26514350
okay i do lurk here it seems you don't lurk here. yo uwre being completely subjective in your statements and even admitted it. most robots on here literally don't go try to get jobs, make friends, or ask girls on dates - instead they come on here complaining that it doesn't work out. 'wallowing in their inability to do so'.
>tfw tall
>tfw white
>tfw /fit/
>tfw confident
i have a couple of you bitches strung around like a fucking cat, I might fuck you once just to bring my number up but my chances of dating you are the same as you finding happiness.
0.
>>26512086
Huh, I live in Ahuntsic
I really hope this isn't b8
>>26508845
Are you a 5/10 or less?
>cute
Don't you girls know other adjectives? You know, the kind that'd actually feel like a compliment and not just a generic assessment of attractiveness.
It's like saying 'I like your tits/ass/face'
>>26512327
>pertaining is a 'smart word'
Sure you can say 'in' or whatever but if that's the standard why not just stay away.
I agree that girls can be intimidating with their intelligence but that's like way down the line. It's not in the words they use, generally. Exception being something like an English major spewing something at you where you need a dictionary at hand.
>>26514071
I think the main point is women are stupid, and they have their entire lives dictated to them by magazines and pop culture because they are stupid. So doing anything against a generally applied curve of "Be the princess who's prince finds her" and they clap for eachother. There friends at the time were like "I could never do that, i'd be so embarrassed" Who knows familia women are stupid
>>26513790nice meme
>Don't sleep for two days because can't
>Lay in bed all day, waiting to fall asleep or pass out, anything
>Take shower in hopes that this will make me tired
>Head back to room after shower
>Not even a minute into drying off and all that
>Dad casually walks into room, puts some laundry on my bed, looks at me and asks if I'm hungry
>Just standing there naked and in shock, didn't have time to cover up
>Get mad because he knocks and then opens the door, completely defeating the purpose of knocking
>Also don't like how casual he is about it
That kind of stuff never sat right from me. I can understand if you're younger, but not at this point. I also understand it's my fault for being a NEET and I'm at their mercy under their roof.
>He shrugs it off and leaves
>Can't look at him, can't be around him for the rest of the day
>Still can't sleep
And I spent so much time typing this out for nothing
>>26514562
>2016
>literally complaining about being called attractive
shiggy diggy
>>26514946
I really don't like the idea of being sexist like that but I have to agree that it's one of the few rational explanations I can think of.
I've been asked out by a girl. She was 16 and I was 19 so I didn't go for it (because I don't have that much self restraint and she was nice in so many ways). But she was pretty smart. Well above average I'd say. But really for us not to notice this at all now it'd take the top 5% less not to notice.
Yellow fever is the worst as only the ugliest guys have it.
Pretty white boys only want pretty white guys.
I picked the meme major and u can't go one class without some 2/10 artist going on about he loves Asia and anime.
I mean does anyone really think sporting about how much anime you watched or how good you are at league increases your attractiveness?
>>26515175
>I picked the meme major
which is?
>>26514963
It's like being treated like cattle. You go onto the production line, get the inspection and they either throw you to the grinder or let you live.
It's a binary rating, cute simply means 'good enough'. Is there any weaker compliment? 'nice', perhaps.
>>26515194
Computer science
Should have just went into business
>>26514949
You should suck his dick
Least you can do, he does support your lazy NEET ass.
>tfw no NEET daughter cumdumpster
>tfw crush on a guy i haven't seen in seven years
life is pain
>>26509079
Like 15% of all males are taller than 5'11"
Srs
>>26515201
>women receive so many compliments that they now demand we invent new English words for them
My earliest memory is my mother calling me an ugly mistake she should've aborted.
Never received one compliment my whole life.
Not from teachers, family, and definitely not from any women.
Please shut the fuck up
>>26515226
I have no idea how to initiate something like that. Even if I did, I don't think he would accept it.
I just do everything I can to help out around the house.
>>26515201
>bitching this much
just hang yourself
>>26515284
Sounds like maybe you should distance yourself from mom and pretend you have a new life. It's not an easy time I'd imagine. But you really can't just expect me to shut up because I get poor as compliments sometimes.
It's an issue and I think whatever your situation is is poisoning you.
>>26514949
are you a girl?
greggerge
>>26515294
Wow, so you'd actually do it?
>>26514949
>Being afraid of dad's gaze
>shit I cared about during puberty.jpg
>>26515294
Touch him intimately and ask to suck his cock. Intimately means get close to him in a unique manner while holding his attention.
Cartwheels are fine.
>Be me
>6 foot 3
>Never dated
>been in all male private schools my entire life
>go to college
>get job in maintenance
>shovel sidewalks
>work out, get jacked from shoveling
>theres this cute girl that works in maintenance too
>never talked to or acknowledged her
>she starts smiling at me as I come in each morning
>say good morning, grab my shovel and get to work
>shes super awkward
>tries starting conversations
>"Wow Anon, your pretty good at plowing hehe"
>I give her an affirmative grunt and get back to work
>I know she must like me because my autism isnt scaring her off
>knowing she likes me makes me more autistic
WHEN DOES IT END
>>26515633
>things that didnt happen but that i daydream about
really lame story anon
>>26515696
whatever bra
>>26515597
So you're perfectly comfortable with allowing your parents or anyone to view all of your junk?
>Implying I ever will/should grow out of this
>>26515632
Sounds like a whole lot of room to spill my spaghetti.
>>26515747
>Spill spaghetti on him
>Ask to suck him off
I like how you think.
>>26515747
>your parents or anyone
>or anyone
>>26515294
He might not be open to it at first, but deep down, every father has taken a lustful look at his daughter.
Tease it.
Don't just grab his dick right away and say FUCK ME.
Maybe just stay in your room naked a bit more, or walk around in more "comfortable" aka revealing clothing.
Sit on his lap and tell him random news.
Have to roll it out slowly over weeks and months.
Eventually there will be a time when mom's out of the house and that's when you make your move.
Start crying about being NEET and useless and how you want to repay him but have no money.
He'll hug you to comfort you, and that's when you go for it.
On the cheek a few times, lightly graze his lips.
If he doesn't pull away, go for it.
Then he's putty in your hands.
>>26515747
>parents
They've seen me since I was little so there wasn't really a transition period where I though 'I'm gonna hide myself'. But they also had to come along to a medical examination concerning my phimosis.
Maybe you have it right still.
>tfw mom actually suggested circumcision over using a cream
I haven't looked the same at her since honestly.
>>26515397
>WAHHHH THE COMPLIMENTS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH
>WAHHHH MY CAVIAR ISN'T EXPENSIVE ENOUGH
>WAHHHHH MY FERRARI ISN'T FAST ENOUGH
Women are such fucking spoiled children.
Thank god I have a waifu and a high paying job.
>>26515856
>medical examination
Medical examinationS. Why did it autocorrect that away?
>>26515780
How would a sperg be able to pull this off?
>>26515788
These are the words I typed
>>26515865
Well i'l just say I'm male for the record. Let's end here.
>>26515891
>These are the words I typed
Where do you live?
>>26515891
Wait why would you presume anyone can see you in the privacy of your home? You a tinfoil or something?
>>26515891
Pls reply >>26515822
>tfw no NEET daughter to empty my blue ballz
>>26508845
>>tfw you catch cute guys checking you out, but they never ask you out
Try not being a lazy cunt and do it yourself for once in you're life
>>tfw the only guys that ask you out are literally 3/10 or lower
Tough shit whore god i hate women.
>>26508932
>because that would cut even deeper at her self esteem
She should get over it
>>26515822
D I A B O L I C A L
Every aspect seems so logical other than sitting on his lap. Good stuff anon, I'm gonna have to screencap that..
>>26515891
>how would a sperg pull it off
You're offering to perform oral sex on him. Assuming you're not super new into the relationship how could he say no?
Point I was making is that simply walking up and saying it seems crass. So do something special. You could come from behind and rub his back. Whatever.
>>26508977
>>26508845
Don't listen to the >>26509035 fggot! In Italy, tallness is considered a feminine attribute of beauty. There's plenty of short, rotund men with tall valkyries.
Also, don't slouch! There's no more ugly thing than a tall woman who slouch in order to hide her length.
>>26509157
All of this post was a huge meme when will society grow up?
>>26515957
Dude it's clearly not incest were one about here. It's a hypothetical.
>tfw almost always accommodate men and have been smacked around when not
>still trying anyways
>meet 9/10 guy here
>says he likes me more than any girl he's known
>still a robot so he fluctuates between attention and ignoring me
What am I doing wrong? Is this a final indication I should stop trying?
>>26516048
You met a Chad on here.
He came here from reddit and/or Facebook.
He's talking to you as a backup plan, cus he's definitely fucking multiple women irl.
>WAHHH WHY WON'T CHAD PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Fuck off
>>26516048
What do you mean fluctuate? Like you don't meet for a long time? He doesn't return calls/texts?
>>26516048
Men are disgusting. Become a lesbian. I'm so glad I'm a straight male and don't have to deal with men's bullshit. Men are just worthless and wastes of flesh desu, me included don't worry I'm not saying that I'm some super great guy I mean I suck too but at least I admit it.Guy always get rly mad at me when I say this because they know it's true, all men are shit. Seriously, become a lesbian. Women are actually nice and won't predate on you
Daily reminder that modern women are garbage and should start to break the mold.
Just because society says you should do something does not mean you should do it. Stop and think about what you're following and use you're brain.
>>26516048
>9/10
Consider if he's cheating. I don't like this advice but you know it's not unreasonable.
>give up
Why?
>>26516089
>implying we both haven't frequented 4chan for the last decade of our lives
Nice try tho
>>26516098
sometimes we will talk and text and have meaningful conversations, and other times he will just drown me in one-liners and act completely uninterested
>>26516100
>women are selfish whores
>>26516137
we aren't in a relationship... and giving up sounds advisable because every relationship falls apart despite everyone telling me I'm a "steal"
lesbianism is NOT the answer
>>26516100
You really seem like a false flag lesbian..
>>26515926
Northeastern US, why?
>>26515935
I meant anyone as in some stranger, I wasn't sure if you were including anyone else when it came to being self conscious or uncomfortable about being naked in front of them.
>>26516007
>How could he say no?
Well, he is my dad and I may be underestimating him, but I don't expect him to really desire that in the first place. I've definitely thought about it, I just don't think he's the type to be interested in that stuff.
>>26508845
>tfw just want to be perfect for my senpai
He probably doesn't even suspect I like him this much because he's an unkempt NEET mentally ill robot which just makes him even cuter. Maybe one of you guys also have a shy stalkerish neighbor that's madly in love with you but you don't know because she's 2shy to say anything about it. We r all gonna make it brahs.
>be bullied since 8th grade
>ugly, stupid, fat and insults like this are constant and this guy telling me to kill myself
>four years later I'm basically an anorexic and depressive bitch that wants to die everyday
What the fuck is wrong with me ?
>>26516164
I'm a man tho. I've always been one. XY chromosomes and everything.
>>26516160
Of all the friends I've ever had the women have always been the least selfish and the nicest. Men are selfish pigs. Also they're rapists and like, can you think of anything more selfish than rape? It's basically Selfishness: The Act. Dang.
>>26516178
the real question is: are you sexually attracted to your father?
If not, then none of the """"""""advice"""""""""" that malebots are giving you matters
>>26516235
do something for yourself, make friends, eat healthy, do something more productive and meaningful with your life
>>26516235
Eat more, make friends, etc etc
T H E R A P Y tho friend, go to therapy. Or get on meds at the very least.
Also get off this shithole of a board.
>>26516160
>every relationship falls apart
Have you ever gotten feedback? If you've left them vengeful you probably already know past problems but if not then it's definitively worth to ask.
Best quote a human being has made:
The road to wisdom?
-Well, it's plain and simple to express:
Err and err and err again,
but less and less and less.
- Piet Hein
>>26516256
I have friends
I'm basically an normie at this point except that I can't fucking eat and socialize with boys
Some guys wanted to date me but since I'm a fucking stupid ass bitch I pushed them away. I can't socialize with men anon.
>>26516235
Find someone to hug a lot.
>>26516244
I have no experience with actual sex, but I have an open mind. If he were the one to initiate it all, I don't think I'd protest. It feels kind of bad to think like that, but at the same time I care a lot less nowadays. It's just a matter of how these new experiences end up happening, I'm just sorta waiting for something.
>>26516329
I'll be your friend. I won't date you but I can talk to you. I'm a guy and I think I'm easy to get along with. I'm a good Starter Male Friend desu. Non aggressive, non-sexual, etc.
>>26516329
>i pushed them away
How do you do that? //lesbian
>>26516238
tbf I've been fucked and hit by men who did not listen to my arguments to leave me be, so I do agree with you on that. But women don't like me, and most of them are too catty for me to like them.
>>26516311
honestly, yes. i have gone over and over again what i did wrong and what they did wrong. often i see i offer too much and let the wrong people in. thus i see no point in trying if i can't pick correctly, as it seems like this robot doesn't care that i'm interested in him now.
>>26516354
Are you retarded ?
I already said that I was bullied and that gave me a crippling anxiety to talk to men
>>26516350
You sound like the back of the box of a virtual boyfriend video/game.
>>26516379
Lol. Overly aggressive female alert. Get the fuck out roastie if you're going to be a bitch to people who just want to understand and help.
>>26516379
>I'm a stupid ass bitch so I pushed them away
Didn't think this had much to do with preexisting conditions.
>>26516350
Okay. Thanks for your help, do you have a Skype or something ?
>>26516379
Find a group of robots and socialize with them. You can't really get over anxiety any other way.
>tfw blow a guy and he won't stop messaging you
Like I put your dick in my mouth I don't want to spend my life with you lmao
>>26516393
>calling me a lesbian
>trying to help
??????
>>26516389
lmao
Basically.
I'm non-aggressive and passive and plastic to the point of being just, idk. I feel like a simulation a lot.
I'm not on dating market tho so I'm really more like a virtual friend. All I need is a bit of love n attention and I'm a really good friend I-I think anyway. I look out for people and care for em and stuff!!
>>26516421
[email protected]
I can give u skype from there I don't wanna post it here.
>>26516452
Eh? I was expressing myself as a lesbian who has problem with male attention.
>>26516235
Give me your Skype so I can talk to you
Pls
I've been sort of seeing a guy for a while now who doesn't want to commit to anything with me but is not really speaking to me and I am too afraid to assert myself to men so I do not know how to confront him and ask what he would like to happen. Does he really just want time?
What a sad thread, filled with beta orbiters
>>26516460
So do you get a lot of friends this way? Personally I don't like how you're describing yourself. It's almost fake. But I know you guys get like this.
I just don't get why.
>>26516512
Just be upfront with him. Tell him you like him and want to see where things go. If he hesitates in the slightest, say "ok" and move on.
>>26516460
hey d-do you mind if I contact you too? You seem like a good person and a friend would be nice
>>26516517
>2x
Seriously don't come in here and ruin the helpful mood. It's sweet not to have the sour taste of malice all the time.
>>26516564
You complain about females ruining the board and yet you still thirst like this everytime
>best friend is moving away
>he's the only guy I've ever been comfortable talking to
>we have known each other since childhood
>he's the only one who actually knows who I really am
>he's going to be living with some girl
>once he moves away I'll be friendless
I've been crying every night since he told me he was moving away. He's moving away in 5 days and I won't ever see him again unless I make enough money to fly to Ontario . I don't drive and I have no other friends. I never had a job before. I'm 22 . The only time I have actual confidence is when I'm with me. I get anxious leaving the house and being alone in public because I fear everyone judging me or I get scared of being put into a tough social situation and I don't know how to react properly.
I wanted to give him a goodbye kiss and have sex with him , but he refused and said that it would just lead me on.
>>26516547
shore go ahead
>>26516527
Idk. A few. I've made some really wonderful friends like this.
I sound fake to me too. But here is this! I act stupid on this site, I say weird stuff for the sake of it.
I AM very non-sexual, I think sex is scary and gross I have issues there
I AM massive afraid of upsetting people or taking advantage of people to the point where I just display no aggression and I don't try to make anyone do anything
What I really want is to find people who are ok with being an obsessive clingy worrywort and just let me do my thing but also Appreciate how I am. Like um, like the friends I have seem to at the very least be ok with how I act. I guess they must like me if they stick around. I dunno.
I'm really honestly not looking for romance or sex or anything like that. I'm not really lying on here I'm just kinda being magnified from how I really am. I've never gotten to know someone who told me that I seemed fake or anything or that I'm a bad person or they regretted getting to know me or anything. When I drive people away it's just because I'm too clingy. (I'm clingy with friends and just, awful horrible clingy with romantic partners). But yeah I dunno. If you think I seem fake I guess that's fair because I'm really magnified here. And I dunno what you mean by get like this. I have massive insecurity, a massive need to care for people, and just generally want people to be happy. idk. Everyone has their problems, etcetc
>>26516646
>I wanted to give him a goodbye kiss and have sex with him , but he refused and said that it would just lead me on.
Holy fuck, my sides.
Please be real.
I need to know some roast got rejected.
I'd buy that faggot a beer.
You're so fucking annoying and clingy that homeboy had to move all the way to fucking Ontario to get away from you lololololol.
Post tits tho
Wanna come to Ontario and live with me?
You can stalk him from closer
>>26516646
*the only time I have actual confidence is when he is with me
Is it ever, EVER wise for a girl to meet up with a man she meet on the internet online no matter how nice and cool they were?
I feel like 3/4s of them are predatory in some way, and the only cool ones will be the ones who are literally gay or are just too passive/autistic to think of it.
I used to not worry about this but when even men started telling me how it's a bad idea I'm now scared about it.
Hi. I'm male have social anxiety and need people to talk to.
I'm up early in the mornings Eurotime so I can't really talk to my group as well. Please send aid. safeaccount734 at outlook.com
I'm not entirely certain what I can handle so maybe there won't be much talking.
>>26510155
>having so much to offer
drama,cheating,nagging, money consuming,time consuming and manipulation. my ass you have anything good to offer.
>>26516782
Just consider what the dangers are. I don't think most rapists would like to leave a paper trail for instance.
If I were to be predatory I'd imagine I'd just have it be random acts in combination with observing if there's specific people being alone by habit. As terrifying as that may sound.
>>26516782
I've met a few girls off of here.
They've told me some horror stories, but they were never bad bad like rape or anything.
Just weird guys that didn't talk a lot or guys that talked too much or were snobby engineering students.
Hear a lot of shit about engineering students lol.
Cam with the guy and meet him in a public restaurant/cafe during day time if you're still sketched out.
>>26516877
Ye
No serial rapist or killer is gonna leave a trail with his number and IP address for cops to find him in an instant.
>>26516808
>tfw you can normally make sane posts that doesn't look like a 12 year old wrote them
>but now the barrier of anonymity is being removed
I didn't think I wouldn't even manage this. I take it back don't email me.
>>26516547
I-I'm easy to get along with by the way anon go ahead and email me we can be friends
>>26516219
You have no idea how badly I wish for a cute shy stalkerish girl to fall for me. It's actually kind of a fantasy of mine, that she finds out my habits, my hobbies, what websites I go to, even the way I post on here. And then one day I'll get a small box on my doorstep or email or something asking me to meet her so she can confess or something.
>>26516877
>>26516913
Oh okay, it's not so bad then.
I got a couple of wary feelings from some men here that were confirmed but I like this one a lot
Still I got a paranoid feeling he'd try to smack me in my head and rape me or be deviant
Now when I type it like that it doesn't feel like him at all
>>26517197
everybody wants to be wanted anon
>>26517250
Wanting to be wanted is different from wanting to be stalked though.
>>26509173
You tell them girlfriend!
*snaps fingers*
this thread proves 1/10 grills don't want a proper relationship with 1/10 robots, everything we say is true, there is nothing more to it than that
rolling for jailfu
>>26517243
>Now when I type it like that it doesn't feel like him at all
See, don't make yourself all paranoid over nothing.
Not every guy is looking to tie you up and make a human centipede.
Most guys on here are husr introverted losers that have been rejected from society. Not that we're violent or criminals, we just lack the ability to communicate like everyone else does.
>sleep over at only guy friend's house
>he lets me sleep in the same bed as him
>he lets me feel his arms, chest, and thighs
>decide to be more adventurous and attempt removing his pants
>he stops me and says I'm only allowed to touch his penis through his clothing
I have never seen his dick or actually touched it. He let me rub his bulge for awhile. I tried to get him aroused by it, but he said he would never have sex with me because he only thinks of me as a friend. He able to get hard, he just didn't care about having sex with me.
>>26517338
kek'd at Renee
JUST
>>26517344
Wanna touch my muscles, Anon?
>>26517338
>Makeup on mugshot
Why is this allowed?
>>26516345
>I have no experience with actual sex, but I have an open mind. If he were the one to initiate it all, I don't think I'd protest. It feels kind of bad to think like that, but at the same time I care a lot less nowadays. It's just a matter of how these new experiences end up happening, I'm just sorta waiting for something.
Your whole life is a mystery man, this shit has to be fake.
>I guess if my dad fucked me at least something new would happen
>>26517338
purify my soul russell
i don't have the strength to save myself
>>26517344
What a God. I wanna be him.
>>26509395
Praise Elliot. May he roam this earth as a demon til the end of times inhabiting future heroes who will wreak vengeance on all Chads and Stacies.
Anyone here ever done a sexual favor for a friend?
I let a friend touch my boobs because he was 20 and never felt boobs before and I felt bad for him.
>>26517618
And you believed him? kek
>>26517618
>>26517706
Rekt. What a dumb gullible slut.
>>26516178
>NE US
NEWYORK
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>>26511274
It's the incredibly thick eyebrows, go to an eyebrow grooming place
>>26517755
Yes. Since he never had a girlfriend and doesn't have much female friends. He's also a virgin.
>>26511600
Would you date a man shorter than you if he was cute?
>>26518219
The answer is no because women are pure 100% retards
>>26518219
I'm 5'3 so I don't think there's men shorter than me, but if he was cute enough and had a good personality yeah
>>26516108
>girls
>use their brain
HA
who /dontlikeoral/ here?
I don't like sucking dick and the thought of it grosses me out. I would only suck a guy's dick if he showered beforehand and hasn't urinated recently.
Better yet, I would only suck on his dick if he was wearing a condom.
I have never tried oral with a condom. Is the flavor and texture of a condom off putting?
Does it still feel good for the guy?
>>26508845
>tfw you're a cute shy guy
>tfw you'll never ask out OP for being a shallow cunt
feels good man
>>26518422
I've seen a guy who was like 5'. Felt good.
>>26518034
He's probably fucked 5 hookers and is lying.
>>26519109
>calling yourself cute
what the fuck? fag
>>26508897
> Implying you have special snowflake status.
>tfw just want older girl to date and have her treat you like her younger sister or her daughter
>tfw it never works out causeI have a penis
;w;
>>26518981
>I have never tried oral with a condom. Is the flavor and texture of a condom off putting?
Put a condom on a cucumber and give it a blowjob.
Not fun, it's like a latex rod being shoved in your throat
It feels like that, except the dick radiates heat
>Does it still feel good for the guy?
Nope, he'll likely just go limp and be upset or it'll take 10x as long to blow his load
How do fembots feel about robots that see escorts for sex?
Assume he only goes a few times a year, and he lost his virginity to one
Is it a dealbreaker?
>>26520127
>see escorts for sex?
I'm a guy but
If you use a prostitute (read: rape a woman) then you should kill yourself. Prostitution, like pornography, is institutionalized rape and promotes human trafficking. You should feel bad.
>>26520167
a prostitute raped me. so how does that work in your bizarro world. did we rape each other?
>>26520167
https://www.tumblr.com/
Please go here and post you're cancer
>fembots
Nice meme I like it
>>26520167
>If you use a prostitute (read: rape a woman)
>>26520167
>If you use a prostitute (read: rape a woman)
>>(read: rape a woman)
I've never filtered anyone before.
Didn't even know how to
Then I met you
>>26520167
Why are tripfags retarded?
>>26520228
Are you one that got raped by the tranny?
>>26520368
>implying that prostitution isn't mostly human trafficking and women who need to prostitute themselves in order to make enough money to live in modern capitalistic society
>implying some women aren't forced into prostitution because of horrific abuse and shit like that
And yeah I know some women do it because they like it but let's be honest, not too many of those exist. And I doubt any of them really like it anyway it's like bdsm desu, bdsm is socially acceptable abuse. It's disgusting. Sex pozzie shit makes me wanna vomit. People are getting herded into abuse and thinking they're suppose to feel awful. It's horrible.
>>26520715
filtered and ignored
>>26520741
;-;
goodbye anon I am sorry I made u sad
>kick back at my place
>invite friend to go hot tubbing nude with me and some guys (2 girls and their boyfriends)
>he whispers to me that he's bit insecure about his penis size
>tell him that I'll let him into the tub first while everyone isn't looking
>we start undressing in my bedroom while everyone else is freshening up in the other rooms
>room lights are off, but light from outdoor street lights allow him to see a bit of me
>I don't really see his penis since it's dark but I can tell it's not very big
>tell him if he wants to grope me or make any comments about my body, now is the time to do it since I don't want him spilling spaghetti in the hot tub
>he gives me a light smack on my ass then turns me to face away from him
>he hugs me from behind and I can feel his erection as he reaches for my breasts with one hand while rubbing my inner thigh with the other
>he lets go of me and tells me he's done
>hand him my one of my boyfriend's robes and I put on a robe
>we go to the hot tub and I let him in first to test the waters on him
>the girls come outside and remove their towels and get into tub with their boyfriends
>friend is looking at breasts the whole time and being embarrassed that his penis is still visible through the water
>guys make a remark about how long he had an erection and ask him if this is his first time 'seeing titties' before
>throughout the next 10 minutes or so, the people in the group are asking him uncomfortable questions like "Whose tits do you like better?" or "you going to jerk off to this later on?"
>feeling secondhand embarrassment for friend while also shamefully laughing at his mishap
I did my best to not make it obvious that I thought it was funny. I had to think of an excuse to get him out of the tub while obscuring his penis as he got out.
>>26521045
>invite friend to go hot tubbing nude with me
>hand him my one of my boyfriend's robes
...
>tfw there's never any UK fembots
>>26508845
FUCK OFF BACK TO TUMBLR THERE ARE NO FUCKING FEMBOTS YOU'RE ALL DIRTY NON VIRGIN TRASH THAT DESERVE TO BE RAPED TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE. ALLAHU ELLIOT.
>>26521261
My boyfriend's cool with it. He thinks of my friend as a loser. He knows about the groping and laughs about how 'it's probably the only tits he'll ever feel in his life time'
>>26521513
Why do you keep the orbiter around, though? It's degenerate and disgusting.
>"fembot"
>claims to have problems
>mfw
>>26521657
he's fun to be with when he's in a setting that's comfortable to him. It's refreshing being with him since he's not a normie and I can talk to him about geeky stuff.
>>26521776
Do as you like, it just sounds like you are using him and giving little in return. Maybe you could help him deal with his autism, anxiety or whatever, so that someday he can function like a normal human being.
>>26508892
tfw invited him but he was into someone else
>>26511562
I resemble this bloke and my name is Daniel
J-Jacob?
>tfw another valentine's day in which my husbando isn't real
>had a dream where everyone had a couple except you
>got lost in dream
JUST
>from very religious family with overprotective parents, especially my dad
>now drink a lot and prefer black guys
i thought daddy issues was a meme
>>26521674
Everyone has problems anon. This is a fact.
>>26517338
rollong rolling
>>26508845
> 2016
> these threads still exist
There is no such thing as a female robot.
We're fine with you using the board; Hell, I'm not much of a robot myself...
But don't fucking pretend to be in pain. You have no idea how good you broads have it.
>>26522822
>tripfag
>white knight
the ultimate lifeform
>>26523287
I'm not a whiteknight tho it's just true. Everyone has problems.
>>26508943
we are nothing
>>26510733
picxpic
now
>>26523442
What the fuck is that pic
I'm never sleeping ever agin am I
Serious question for fembots if they are even really posting in this thread.
What is your opinion on patchy beards? Should a guy just shave it off or keep trying to grow a full beard?
>>26523525
Creepy-chan is a qt though, get better taste pls
She was my first waifu desu~~~
>>26511934
what chart?
>>26508845
gtfo tumblrina or redditor reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>26523612
You can't find a look that looks good with your type of facial hair or body hair, just shave it. Especially if it's a neckbeard situation.
Girls respect a man more if he knows how to work with what he got instead of trying to be something he's not.
These threads still fucking happen?
What fucking feels do you have going on? Still looking too manly after the surgery?
>>26510334
You're a vapid cunt
>>26517618
I ate a close friends pussy once.
It got kinda awkward afterwards.
>she was going on a date and was really scared of how her vagina looked bad and stuff
>went to a public restroom to inspect
>suddenly pushed my face into it as a joke (presumably)
>start eating her out
>makes weak attempt to push me away
I love that.
>compliments my skills when done
>tell her it's a really nice pussy
That went well. She's still with that guy. And it's perfectly clear it was a one off. Really why would you cheat on some dude if you were interested in me.
>>26511105
Why do so many people seem to have that Hitler Youth cut nowadays?
>>26524084
It's called the fuccboi fade nowadays.
Instagram told them it looked cool so they follow the stupid trends
>>26509279
If you care about this guy, why make him choose between physical intimacy with you and respecting the wishes of the person who (I assume) pays half the rent?
every fembot thread is literally:
>bunch of beta autists raging at girls with autistic anger
>thirsty beta orbiters desperate for any female attention
>attention whores
>"fembots" might just be guys memeing
these threads are dumb. i don't care if girls post here but honestly who gives a fuck. no one cares if you're a guy or a girl
>>26524615
You gotta eat through the shit to get to the juicy bits.
>talk to girls about things
>offer your opinions as if you were a relevant male
>sometimes nudes
>>26509915
Maybe don't wear heels then?
Simple solutions for simple problems.
>>26524731
it'd be fine if it were like that, just girls and guys chilling and talking about shit, but the constant butthurt and thirst ruin everything
>>26524788
I agree it really makes shit worse. Look up there where there was only thirst for a while and they were talking about how to initiate a sucking of dad's dick. It looks good.
How did this thread last so long?
>>26525059
I have posts over 12 hours here.
>>26508977
If you're hideous there might not be another option, are you gross?
>>26509743
This really resonated with me, there was always that one kid.....
>>26516219
what is the general area in which you live?
I think I might know you
>>26525220
>try to shut him down because I'm standing too close to him and I'm afraid of association
>'no its cool dude.'
>>26510334
I don't really see a problem with this, he gets to grope your business and grind his meatshaft into your rear, and although you guys don't fuck he has no obligation to not fuck other girls so seems like a win win.
>roommate wants to see Deadpool with me
>ended up watching with my friends on opening day
>roommate couldn't watch it with me because he was working that day
>he doesn't want to watch with me anymore since I already watched it
One of the reasons why I don't like having a robot friend. They get overly emotional about the littlest things. I told him I don't mind watching it again with him, but he said it wouldn't be the same. He wants to experience something new with me.
>>26508845
>Is gay
>Doesn't even care about what guys think.
>>26525361
Guy sounds cute :3
You're just a worthless normie friend slut
>mfw my stupid cunt housemate told my schizo senpai to go away yesterday
I want to fucking kill him, I haven't been this mad in awhile. I won't fucking let anybody get in the way of me and my love. That fat piece of shit better not make my love feel unwated ever again.
>>26525541
>Schizo
What's even the appeal? It's literally a a condition where instead of coherent thought you just get random noise. Quite frequently as I understand it.
>>26521045
I'm confused by the whole thing if I'm being honest.
>I can feel his erection as he reaches for my breasts
>hand him one of my boyfriend's robes
>
>>26525577
I don't love him because he's a schizo, he's a schizo and I love him despite it. But being mentally ill myself I feel like hed understand me more and we could talk about our hallucinations.
>>26525292
There was a really powerful dynamic in middle school where there were people you just did not want to be seen with, or else everyone would lump you in with them and avoid you.
>>26525731
Is he unpredictable and annoying/dangerous? Are you being an actual cunt for having him inside the house?
>>26525805
No and no, my housemate is just a jealous cunt.
>>26525731
I guess he's not as bad as I imagine them then I guess that's fine.
But given that they're hallucinations (and if I understand it correctly his are purely biological) what's the point? It's not like dreams where a large amount of time passes so your mind can do absolutely crazy things.
>when a girl tells you you're hot
>falling deeper into depression because of health issues and dog i grew up with passing away
>only left the house once in the last two weeks to get groceries and get tests done
>haven't had any social interaction with anyone in this time, besides cashiers, doctor, and my mother
>no motivation to do anything
>all i do is cook and play digimon
I feel like I'm trapped in an unwilling mind and body. It's suffocating.
>>26511203
>>26511588
This is the proof autism isn't just a meme here. You can't possibly take this seriosly unless you have autism.
>>26517338
>>26517338
Wryyyoll
>>26520461
Yes
>>26521776
Help him get a gf
>>26520715
No.No.This is bait.I refuse to believe somebody actually thinks like that.
