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Do you consider fellow anons as friends/family? I consider you
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Do you consider fellow anons as friends/family?
I consider you to be very good friends.
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Yep when you've been here for years you guys become like family
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anons are the only friends I have in the whole wide world

how pathetic is that
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>>26497643
me too, but it's better than being completely alone
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No, fuck you autist anime poster
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>>26497643
i third this
pretty shitty to think about
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some of you guys are okay
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NO
Original p
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Anime posters are *not* my friends and never will be.
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>>26497781

Au contraire, cumstain-kun. The BEST anons are the ones that post cute anime girls. Those are anons that are showing that they are absolutely not disgusting fucking normies and that they like anime, the most losercore hobby there is.

An anime-posting robot is a FRIEND of mine. I love you sweet anons that post cute anime girls.
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>>26497781
I'm just trying to be nice anon
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>>26497546
No it's every man for themselves
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>>26497546
I love some of you guys.
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>>26497546
I try to but people like>>26497781
make it really hard trying to shitpost, be edgy, and pretend they are somehow superior

when in reality they are probably some of the most pathetic people on the board
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>>26497907
This..underneath it all is hatred I think
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>>26497837
Normies watch anime. Anime is a business, therefore the marketing of anime is to garner a high number of viewers to increase the cash-in, thus must target a normalized audience.

Any hobby can become non-normie when it gets to a certain point.
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>>26497546
I do too. You can fuck my trap boypussy whenever you want Anon-kun ;))))
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>>26497781
Imagine posting anime on an anime website, who would do such a thing?
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>>26497837
This, I love you anon.

>>26497781
Rude! Whats wrong with trying to brighten my fellow anons days? Anyway we're still friends, even if we like different things!
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>>26497781
I like anime posters. I don't like the people that take it too far and roleplay.
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>>26498006
but normies only like cool/actiony anime. they simply can't appreciate cute girls like we do, they're all just like "haha bro isnt that anime chick hot haha yeah totally id bang her XD".
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i just wanted to post a qt anime girl
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>>26498006
>niche markets don't exist
>businesses that cater exclusively to losers don't exist
>anime isn't made for losers in japan and then brought over to the US for losers here

It's literally the only robotcore hobby. Known enough to be accessible, but pathetic enough to keep true normies away. It invites self-hatred, unrealistic expectations, and a perpetuation of adolescence that damages adulthood and longterm feasibility in life. NOTHING is more robot than that.

This comes with more proper robotcore hobbies like H-manga, masturbating to traps and futa, and ERPing as anime girls.
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>>26498133
But that's my point: you take it to a level that is no longer understandable by a normie audience. You can do that with any hobby.

>>26498075
Ye lmao dude what are all those other boards for anyway xD
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I don't, mostly because you're all faceless and a lot of you have been mean to me. My heart goes out to those of you that weren't cunts though
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>>26497781
I'm not a fan of watching anime

But anime images are pretty cute and most anime posters seem pretty chill tbhonest

We've all got different tastes and that's fine :D
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>>26498234
Woah man stop being so nice it's unsettling
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>>26497781
I think people who have a problem with it don't belong on 4chan desu.
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>>26497546
ya'll are my brothers, even though you can be dicks sometimes
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>>26498332
And you're wrong so it's a moot point
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>>26498367

Nah, he's right. You fags belong somewhere else. 4chan is for anime and losers exclusively.
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YO CHECK OUT THIS ANIME GIRL LOL

SHES CRAAAAZZZZZYYYY

>eats the thing
>ehhhh!!! wow
>spin effect
>;))))
>WHAT IS SHE SEEING LOL

REACTION IMAGE FEEL FREE TO SAVE TO TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE INTO WACKY ANIME
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>>26498357
Being a dick is actually the mark of a true brother at least irl. Obviously being a dick all the time isn't cool, but from time to time just to keep you on your toes. Even if you don't really deserve it

Btw I love yall too
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>>26498442
nice adding it to my collection THX MAN 4 rare animeme
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>>26498528
>Being a dick is actually the mark of a true brother at least irl

No it isn't, you piece of fucking shit.
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I think a family is a best way to describe this place
You have the ones you like, the ones you don't, the ancient progenitors, the unwelcome new in-laws and step-somethings, the ones who raised you, the ones you raised, those you consider your superiors, those your equals, and those your inferiors. Those who have to toil through hard times and reminisce about them and boast when they are finally over, those who get to live in easy times who lament their wasted opportunities when they end.
But all together you share this experience without consent and without control and ties that bind you grow more and more as the years draw on
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>>26497546
For me it's a love/hate relationship.
I can't stand you fucking retards but somehow I always find my way back here, with a post making me chuckle every once in a while.
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>>26498573
>ive never had a single friend
Please refrain from posting if you know jackshit about the topic.
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>>26498611
that was beautiful cousin
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>>26498684

I've had plenty of friends. The ones that are "sometimes dicks" are just jerks that try to knock everyone down around them, like yourself, shitmonkey.

No wonder you post on this site. When you're a little bit older and people don't want to deal with your bullshit anymore, you'll see what I mean.
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>>26498714
I'm not talking about being malicious, I just mean a barb or witty joke every now and then

If you have to be a fucking saint around your "friends" it's not worth it
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>>26497546
I like anons because I see them as myself.
Sure I may be self-deprecating, but I love seeing my own characteristics in others.
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>>26498789

That's not "being a dick" you cumsicle; I do that to my friends all the time. They know I still love them.
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It's nice to know that there are people with similar situations to mine, even though I wish no shit upon anymore. We all share feels stories, memes, and some similar minded views.
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>>26498880
Some people are super sensitive tho and don't understand that though. Some people think, oh man...they said something negative about me...this is their true feelings coming out...they must hate me
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Nope, I don't talk to anons and I probably wont because I'm horrible at talking to people. Anons are too similar to me and since I hate myself I hate them by proxy.
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You're all my friends. The robots, normies,anime posters, dumb frog posters,the edgy 13 year old the 40 year old wagekuks the neets all you losers ate my friends. I've never actually met any of you but I can say I've connected with you guys on a level that I didn't think existed. I'm not saying I wanna fuck you guys but honestly I'm in love you. I don't know how I could live without you shitbags.
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>>26498880
How the fuck do you call that then, nigger? Being a dick sounds about right, of course I get what you mean and agree with that.
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>>26497546
Besides my IT job, this is the only place I "interact" with people, I have no family or friends left, I'm all alone and my health is declining, I don't like my life but I don't want to die, this place makes my day a little brighter, which sounds retarded but it's true.
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my only real friend, sincerely
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>>26499061
Go take your medicine. Nobody ate your friends anon.
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>>26497546
I've been on here for years and have never made a good connection with anybody. I guess I'm an unlikable faggot
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>>26497546
We're a bad influence.
well, at least am not, am a nice anon
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>>26499190
I meant it about everyone in my post except this anon. I hate you
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>>26499235
ouch man
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As much as I come here pretty much daily,
As much as I like getting the things that I think off my chest.
I know none of you are my friends.
I come here to say whatever I want, without any consequences.
I know nothing about any of you, and you know nothing about me.
Thusly, I am free here. More free than I ever am IRL.
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>>26497546

yes you are an anon friend. anything you need help with and post, i'll try to help.
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>>26499268
How do I stop getting completely wrecked verbally?
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>>26497546
we're all sadfucks wandering on the internet
>we
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>>26497754
Should I go to school tomorrow?
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>>26499261
I mean none of us are "friends" in any normal sense. But being people that you can be completely open and uncensored with give way to a special kind of connection. What you're saying is you tell us stuff you'd never tell anyone irl. So we're friends in a sense. A fucked up autistic depraved and somewhat violent sense but friends none the less
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I'm in love with a girl who blocked me on skype.
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>>26499577
>those dudes hands
>girl
Yeah
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>>26497546
no, the thought of that sickens me i share and analys feels. just because they also have fucked up pasts and an even more fucked up mental state (notmalfags don't apply) dosent mean they are my friends or family. we just share a commen sense of displacement
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>>26497837
anime makes me sick, "cute anime" girls are ither complete moe blobs or overcomensating dykes although i do fap to hentai from time to time
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>>26498080
>we're still friends, even if we like different things!
s-sempai! that's amazing desu!
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>>26497546
Of course. You guys are the only ones I can talk to freely about anything and a good portion of you guys share the same interests in hobbies so it feels great to know there's at least this shithole to bide my time 'till eventual suicide.
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I want to feel hotarun's soft, overdeveloped body against me as I slowly penetrate her virgin cunny and then berry my face in her breasts after cumming inside
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>>26501617
Lewdposters get out and stay out
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>>26501661
I'd do the same with Ayase's soft jc body but would be more rough. I'd make her go to photo shoots exhausted and full of cum.
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>>26497546
This is the happiest day of my life. I love you guys.
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>>26501922
Did I k-kill the thread?
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>>26502030
It was already pretty dead, don't worry about it anon.
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>>26502030
No pham. The thread was pretty much dead already.
>This is the happiest day of my life. I love you guys.
I get 'ya man. I totally do. I sometimes feel that way at times.
>tfw broke down in tears one afternoon after I realized you guys are my only friends
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>>26502058
>>26502066
Thank you. Feels like someone cares.
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Misery loves company.

But keep in mind: Easy come, easy go. These people might be friendly, but I'd hesitate to call them friends. They won't bleed for you.
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some of you guys are ok, don't go to school tommorow
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>>26501922
>>26502066
>>26502130
I mean, we share something. Even if it is being sadfucks, we're goinge to be sadfucks together
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If only there was a real life gathering for /r9k/
>tfw no such thing will ever happen
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Yeah. I can see myself being here a lot soon.
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>>26502245
This is how it is meant to be; online and faceless. Our only friends, never to be seen in the flesh. That is the life of us robots.
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at least you guys tell me you hate me.
anyways, out of my 3 short years on this site, I've made like 10 threads.
they're always the ones that get zero fucking replies. it hirts
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>>26502245
that would be oxymoronic, and sad
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>>26502245
If there was a gathering it'd be a bunch of shitty normalfags
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>>26502266
This, closest it can get while being aceptable is playing shit together on steam. Anything else like skype is for faggots.
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>>26502130
Indeed. We're all brethren in suffering here.
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>>26502285
Keep trying man, im slowly getting better at it, before theyd all reach page 10 with 5 replies calling me a faggot at most. Now they get close to 100.

Just post whatever the fuck is on your mind without giving it too much thought because youre pissing in a sea of shit.
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>>26502295
True, such a shame.
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>>26497546
Yes. Last Christmas I spent $200 buying anons presents and barely anything on my family. You guys are all I've got. Fuck normalfags
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Can we keep this thread alive forever?
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>>26502677
Maybe, anon.
Maybe.
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>>26502720

Not with that shit taste you don't.
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>>26502720
>>26502729
>not liking all the oreimo girls
Number2 is god
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>>26502729
Kirinofags should be sleeping by now.
Not derailing this bad boy though.
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>>26502789

I just have one question. I want an answer.

What's it like to have a waifu as a cuck? Serious question. She got cucked.
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>>26502835
...
Weren't you shitposting in the Oreimo thread on /a/ about half an hour ago?
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>>26497781
Anon, I opened this thread to warm my heart a little, not to get it crushed once more, please don't say things like this.
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>>26502959
I like anime posters, so many feels.
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;-; i'm sick of being alone irl.
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>>26503088

>You will never date a cute anime poster who is actually a skinny white guy in real life
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>>26497546
I care about Anons a lot! If I ever met an Anon irl that needed help they could live with me and stuff and I'll help them out.

Anons are so cute and fluffy and they try to be mean but they're usually super nice and honest. Every Anon is a tsundere loli!
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I love you guys. You have great ideas and some of you are very smart and insightful. You guys always know the best games to play, the best music to listen to, the best art to look at, the best books to read, the coolest videos to watch. I love you.
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>tfw will never cuddle an anon irl
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>>26503153
I try to imagine the human being typing this kind of comment... I can't really
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>>26503207
Eeh? Is it hard to imagine what I'm like ne? Do you wanna be friends? We could play video games n stuff! I'm not that smart but I think I'm nice.
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>>26497546
3sweet5me
:3
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>>26503165
We only have each other anon, do your best.

>>26503270
metric? why are you still here?
go get some sleep
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>>26503250
wan two wan
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>>26501922
I love you too, anon. There's no other place that I can go to where everyone has the same experiences as I do and we can feel the feels. Together we'll keep each other company until we die, or mootwo nukes the website and himself as jap revenge for pearl harbor.
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>>26502149
Most friends will never bleed for you.
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>>26503361
>tfw someone says they love you too.
;-; thank you.
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>>26502266
Your post reminded me of pic related 1/2
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>>26502266
>>26503377
This pic related too.
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>>26503376
You're welcome, anon-kun. I'll see you around these parts, but have a rare pepe on the way out.
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>>26503406
I'll miss you ;-;
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Stop using anime avatars to act like you are a cute mtf
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>>26503333
How'd mew know it's me? Nice quads ne.
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>>26503435
But I'm not gay at all, I just like cute anime girls
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>>26503435
4chan has been around since 2003 and people still think that the person behind the post matters and not the post itself
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>>26503435
No, I don't care if they are old men. They bring feeling into my life.
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>>26502294
It would shatter our illusions
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>>26503435
Everyone's cute in the inside! It doesn't matter how they look ne. Everyone should act however they want since they'll die.
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>>26503550

dumb hamster
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>>26503377
>>26503387
The feeling is real
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>>26503568
No bullyyyyy only friendship
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>>26503589
Yes it is.
>tfw in intense pain
>knowing you'll be alone
>for the rest of your life
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>>26503427
I'll miss you too.
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>Tfw no cute weeb friend to watch/talk about idols all day
Just kill me now f@m
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>>26503628
>tfw we'll probably never meet irl
>would be weird as hell anyway
>doesn't make it any better
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>>26503610
You're not alone right now, you silly goose.
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>>26503652
>tfw same feeling
But I bet you aren't cute at all
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>>26503662
Actually I am. I feel no human connection from using an image board...
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>>26503677
Depends on your version of cute. Since everyone is different.
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So how many of us are dead serious?
>not using memes
>actually feel this way
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>>26503699
I don't see why anyone would ever joke about this
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>>26503688
We're connecting right now and most likely live thousands and thousands of miles away. Will cute anime girls change your mind?
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>>26503698
Then tell me how you are cute
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>>26497546
not really. they're like when you see something odd and look around to see someone else noticed it too. then you go up and start a conversation for a few minutes then never speak again
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>>26503661
>implying the weirdness won't stop once we turn on anime and drink a bit to ease the tension right away
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>>26503718
>thousands of miles away
You'd be correct. In my country we use Kilometers.
>cute anime girls
Don't change a thing
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>>26503726
No thanks you seem like a rude and a meanie.
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>>26503757
>Kilometers
What country, anon?
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>>26503785
The land down under... Australia.
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>>26503757
Cute anime girls change everything!

I must think of the cutest one to unleash upon you and cheer you up.
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>>26503772
No idols for both of us
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>>26503821
Cute anime girls won't cheer me up.
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>>26503841
Nah I'll probably find someone, doubt you will though.
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>>26503858
R-really? Than what will cheer you up?
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>>26497546
sadly this is true
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>>26503880
Having friends irl and Bourbon/Whiskey.
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I come here when my life sucks to send and receive honesty. I can't say some of the things on my mind IRL, but I can here, and get feedback.

Most of it not very good, almost all of it very negative and bitter, it's easy to get caught in the r9k mentality.

Good in moderation I suppose.
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>>26503924
We are similar.
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>>26503920
Did all of your friends get killed in the Australian Great Emu War so that they can't visit you right now?
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>>26503878
We will be forever alone, all Ps are failures, we both won't find anyone at all
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>>26503924
Tbh I wish everybody talked less about sex here. The best threads are about other stuff.
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>>26503920
Had pretty shitty experiences with IRL friends so far.
Unless you're really careful while picking them, you're certainly way better on your own.
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>>26503949
>implying I ever had friends
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>>26503954
I'm glad you think so.
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>>26503963
post your steam and maybe we can work it out if you won't be a meanie head.
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>>26503977
Listen to this wise anon here >>26503974 he speaks the truth. Real friends are all fair weather friends that go to social gatherings to fulfill social obligations and to make themselves look good to the outside world. If you talk about them about something real and need help they will not give it to you but will tell the rest of the group of friends, and the same thing happens when they open themselves up to someone else in the group. irl friends are a nice idea, but in reality it never works out because they are normies. They're all cancer.

You're best just hanging on your own, and talking to online buddies.
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>>26504039
>tfw want online buddies to be friends irl
>too scared to reveal identity
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>>26504066
What are you afraid of anon?
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>>26504118
The unknown.
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>>26504066
>too scared to reveal identity
iktf, I'm always googling myself to make sure there's as little information as possible
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I've had two r9k penpals.

One is awesome, we started out slowly I suppose, then the emails got longer and longer and we started mailing eachother presents.

The key is to think of interesting, open ended questions like "what is your spirit animal?" or "what was your favourite game as a child?".

At the very least, it kills an hour a week, at the best, you find yourself doing new, interesting things just so you have something to write about, and maybe even a place to stay on the other side of the planet some day.

The other one didn't really go anywhere, id write long emails, he'd do one paragraph replies ignoring 3/4 of my questions. Died on about the 5th email.

Definitely recommend trying it though!
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>>26503997
I just asked how are you cute, it is not my problem that you were getting so offended. I don't really want to talk with someone who is getting offended because of everything I say.
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>>26504134
Why are you afraid of the unknown?
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>>26504145
>>26504134

Steam ID's are probably your best choice here
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>>26504155
You said >>26503677
That's pretty rude. Guess I was right I shouldn't bother with scum like you.
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>>26504163
I mean i'm scared just to do that.
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>>26504163
Steam attracts too many gay weeb ERPers
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>>26504197
Are you talking about the people in this thread? How rude. And here I thought we were friends and I was being real nice trying to cheer you up.
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>>26504173
So you aren't actually cute? Gotcha
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>>26504215
in general on 4chan. I don't hate them but I don't think I can be friends with those kinda people
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>>26504241
>>26504173
Now, now you two, get along. Don't make me come over there.
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>>26504241
Cuter than you at least.
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>>26504251
Then why are you here right now family?

I've given out contact info before and I've never been spammed because I don't act like a faggot that deserves it. The people that respond are always the anon in the thread and we talk after and exchange real contact info (just in case). This community is very good to it's own but deadly to outsiders.
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>>26504266
Hey! What did I just say?
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Guys
Guys
You know what?
Five years ago there was the same topic. And I thought:
"How fucking pathetic. These are my only friends and my friends hate me as much as I do".
And I started doing my best, ganbatte kudosai and all that shit. Lost weight so my trench coat and fedora were thrown away; stopped watching anime and playing games, went for master degree.
Fast forward, after 5 grueling years with little to no rest I visited like half of the world, getting six figures and have all normie shit like cars and stuff.
And you know what? I still hate doing anything aside from watching anime and playing games...only that now I can buy lots, but have little time to play em. I still don't know what love or, at the very least, what the fuck I am doing.
I am here again, thinking "You're my only friends. And my friends hate me as much as I do"
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>>26504251
>>26504197
>>26504177
Hey, it's alright, as you people said earlier, if you ever got to meet an online friend IRL, It would surely be a a spaghetti fest.

Just stick to browsing this board, like everyone else.
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>>26504266
I don't think so familia
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>>26504327
I just want to hug somebody, feel their warmth, hear them tell me everything will be okay ;-;
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>>26504343
>familia
Yup that makes me cuter by default.
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>>26504327
That's what alcohol was invented for. Have you ever seen moot not have a glass full of laqura juice at hand when he was meeting with online buddies? That's what I thought.
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>>26504357
>says the Anya poster
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>>26504311
That's what happens when you allow yourself to follow the normie way instead of listening to your robot heart. I've been victim to this myself but have only recently discovered the error of my ways. I will only be happy living like I have most of my life playing vidya and watching anime.
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>>26504387
>says the baba poster
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>>26504387
>>26504392
>>26504416
Please Stahp. They are all cute.
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>>26504416
>says the Kaede poster
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>>26504432
Ok I'll stop.

>>26504455
Lucky >>26504432 got involved or you would have lost.
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>>26504465
>me
>losing
Don't lie to yourself
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>>26504499
That's something a sore loser would say.
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>>26504513
In the end we both are shitposting idols on this board. I wish you a nice life, anon.
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>>26504537
Nope just you I stopped a while back.
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>>26504346
We all do anon, try to hang in there by shitposting on a daily basis.
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>>26504591
The thing is... I don't shitpost.
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>>26504643
It's ok
Lurking is good for your bones
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>>26504669
I'd just kill myself if I had the guts.
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>>26504643
Do you funpost? Regularpost? Frogpost? What kind of posting do you do?
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>>26504691
NO ANON DON'T DO IT!!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO ANIME TO LIVE FOR!
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I don't have friends.

I have family.
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>>26504692
Frog post and regularpost.
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>>26504733
Those are good posting styles that keep the cahn pure. Keep it up and I know I'll see you around!
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>>26502487
Spent 50/50 so yeah.
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>>26504691
Woah bud, stop right there.
/r9k/ is your family, I'd hug you if I weren't probably a thousand miles away from you.
I'll focus my computer screen to your post, then hug it in that matter.
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>>26502487
>>26504775
You sound like the kind of friends I could get behind.
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>>26504778
The pain just never stops.
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>>26504845
What's the matter onee-chan? Talking to anons might cheer you up.
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some of you are pretty good people, a real familia. But some are very very rude, must be all this repressed anger.
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>>26505083
You're a top tier shitposter too, my friend.
I really hope things turn out right for everybody ITT.
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>>26505083
>>26505116
You two seem cute post your steam ID so we can be friends!
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>>26505116
right back at you, friend
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>>26497546

It's what brings us all together.
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>>26503377
>>26503387
>>26503589
If one day I am to be reborn, I truly wish I could meet sempai and we could be friends...
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>>26503568
Suddenly... I want to drink cola...
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>>26503610
>>26503688
>>26503757
>>26503808
Shimpai shinaide, Oz-sempai. It is lonely down here in South Africa too desu.
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>>26504691
DAME DAME DAME DAME DESU DESU DESU DESU
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I hate you guys but I love you guys.
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>>26505618
>tfw another anon from South Africa
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>>26505692
>>26505618
Enjoy being genocided by nigs
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>>26505618
Pretty lonely here in South America too, senpai
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God forbid I meet one of you sad fucks in the real world

I'm riding on at least 7 layers of irony for protection- r9k does a good job seeping through them and almost giving me permacancer a few times.
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>>26505739
>South America
What country, anon?
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>>26505814
Brazil, senpai
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>>26497546
Yes and no. That is the power of being anonymous, to be anything and anybody you want. Whether it is friend or foe, in whatever form you interpret it as.
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>>26505692
>>26505696
They're burning cars down here. I'm scared sempai

>>26505845
Sometimes I look north and wonder what they're doing up there in those developed countries. It's just sea and jungle as far as the eye can see.

I suppose we don't really have to worry about making it out alive though
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>>26505845
Not too far atleast.
Wish you the best of luck in your life, fellow Chilly here.
>It takes 3 captchas to post right now
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>>26505880
>They're burning cars down here.
Good
The less Africans (of any race) posting on /r9k/ the better
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>>26505894
Chile seems the better country down here, senpai.
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>>26505901
where are you from, hate-kun?
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>>26505956
Burgerland niggerkun
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>>26505880
it's very alone here in the south senpai.
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>>26497546
No. I am not capable of having friends.
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>>26505985
Nothing to worry about then
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>>26497546
I think of anons as potential wives.
Just the boys.
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I would consider myself friends with this whole board because you're all very nice and kind, but also realistic and logical. You can tell me what I want to hear while at the same time telling me what I need to here. You robots have always been here for me and for that, I thank u.
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No. Fuck you all.
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I hate you all you're all lonely losers and I hate you because you're a reflection of me
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>>26505696
Won't probably happen, my family is somewhat rich and we have our own security personal

>>26505880
>they're burning cars down here
Do you need any help?
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>>26506240
Careful there, chump.

>>26506334
You okay buddy? anything you want to share?
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>>26506383
No I am not ok I'm self destructive and I ruin everything I touch just kill me
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>>26506443
Sounds like you can ruin my dick any day. Nice.
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>>26506383
Fuck you in particular, reee.
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>>26506462
Are you really hitting on me in my time of despair you fag
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>>26506521
Hey I heard it works at funerals with grieving widows, why not desperate robots on an anonymous imageboard?
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>>26506549
You're going to have to look for dick someplace else I don't have one of those
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>>26506443
Baby, you can ruin me anytime.
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There isn't any other place in the world where I will find people with the same sense of humor, who've gone through exactly the same things, or feel safe in talking about things.

It's a complete shame normies, thirsty white knights and shills come here so often but the world never was perfect.
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>>26506344
My family isn't that rich... Pity that it's almost impossible for whites to get guns these days.

If you've got a spare panga I'll join you.
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>>26506577
Really

Original comment
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>>26506558
Even better.
But no really, give it time and you'll snap out of it. Whether that snap is slow or abrupt is up to who you are. If you can "ruin everything you touch", spin it in a way you can use it. Or don't, and use something else you're better at.

I had to snap from the loneliness I felt, I realized it was only because other people wanted me to and not myself. Threw all that out and looked at myself for a while.
Maybe you'll have something like that too, hard to tell with how robots seem to be in a constant state of despair most of the time. At least you're never truly alone in this hole for the lost and wretched.
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>>26506640
Baby I got your comment for ya

RIGHT HERE
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Growing up I didn't have friends. Those I called that were just other prisoners of our situation or those looking to use me as a scapegoat that at the time I actually thought we had something, much to my ignorance. My family a bunch of liars and thieves with a pinch of murder.

I'd like to think you're better than that when I can be bothered to give you a thought. I still really don't consider any of you other then in a poor manner.
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>>26506643
Thanks anon. I'm just having a shit day really, I'm not that fatalistic. But thanks for that, it surprisingly did make me feel better :^)

I'll do you the favour of not ruining your dick
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>>26506657
...Thanks for the laugh anon :')

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