Fembots, why isn't your vagina beautiful like this?
because i've gone through puberty.
MODS MODS MODS
>>26492528
>Going through puberty ruins your vagina
Roasties will believe this
Becuase when i rub my pubic mound for comfort i dont have to worry about pimpels or in grown hairs becuase of my glorious hair down there.
>>26492528
I mean, just look at mystery.jpg and her puffy innie. Puberty is not the problem.
>>26493646
this
labiaplasty can do wonders
>>26493545
Trim your cunt, you animal
>>26494538
innies with hair are GOAT tho
>>26492512
only that's exactly what it looks like :^)
>>26494573
>only that's exactly what it looks like :^)
lies
I dont believe you
>>26494653
you don't have to believe me
I can rest easy knowing every other roastie on this board wishes she was me
>>26494688
>I can rest easy knowing every other roastie on this board wishes she was me
That's something I can empathize with
I'm seriously upset that vaginas aren't a subject of the same scrutiny as dicks. Its okay to ridicule men for having small/bent/ugly dicks, but vaginas are meant to be percieved as beautiful in any way, even when they look like Lovecraft's nightmares
>>26494959
you might have a point there.
That's her mound and vulva, not her vagina.
And mine isn't beautiful because I'm morbidly obese.
>>26493646
ugh I'd rather not
>>26494503
>labiaplasty can do wonders
"Wonders" like dampening your sexual pleasure and leaving you with permanent neuropathic pain
> Had the surgery 1/07. Can't say enough how much I regret it. The problems I had it done for can't even compare to the pain and discomfort I'm having now. The surgeon, who has extensive experience, doesn't know why this is happening. I've read it can be nerve damage and might be permanent.
>This has affected my entire life. I can't exercise, as even walking irritates the area. Sex is impossible. I've been out of work since I'm an RN and my job is very physical. No guarantee this is EVER going to get better.
>Have done a whole lot of research since the surgery, and have found out,
(too late) that there are a whole lot of guys out there who really couldn't care less about the size of your labia. Wish I could turn back the clock.
>By the way, the literature says 1-2% of patients having this surgery will end up w/ chronic discomfort. That's 1-2 out of every hundred, and it means for the rest of your life. Please think hard about this before signing up. Looks aren't everything. Being pain-free and able to function
normally are much more important.
http://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/labiaplasty-nightmare
There are tons more reports there of loss of sexual pleasure and other bad effects.
Labiaplasty is a mutilation women are pressured to go through. It's destructive and only rarely needed when there's an actual medical reason.
>>26497352
that's how every surgery is though
There's always a chance of permanent nerve damage, the jews in the hospital never tell you that though.
I would recommend NEVER getting a surgery unless you have to.
Why do women come here for the attention and validation? these cunts truly are vapid.
>>26493646
post 'em post 'em
>>26497352
>mfw reading about all these toasty roasties
>>26494959
100% agree with this, there is not enough scrutiny on the original comments
>>26492512
>have innie vag
>>mfw lez so none of you will ever get to it anyway
>>26494959
because women are objects of lust.
you really want to upset all gender roles just so your dick can be considered beautiful?
c'mon m8
>>26497565
c-can i at least smell your dirty panties? and rub em all over my penis.
>>26492512
>tfw I won the genetic lottery
>hurr I wish fembots would fuck off from this board
>hey fembots reply to my thread pls
>>26497565
At least you're a true fembot
>implying this isn't bait
Small percentage of our dating pool, AND having to deal with women's awfulness. Good luck lesbo.
>>26497565
Someone already did Kappa
>>26492528
Roast beef isn't sexy, redditgurl.
>>26492512
technically there is no vagina in this picture
>>26497352
That just makes me like labiaplasty even more. It is only fair that a woman would suffer for her evil ways. If she didn't want all that she shouldn't have been a slut in the first place.
>>26497565
>im a lesbian :)
if chad whipped out his dick you would suck it without hesitation
>>26497950
Not her, but you don't actually believe that.
>>26493106
she means bc there's no hair u autist
>>26493545
same. pubes are great desu
Mine is just like that. I never realized I had a good vulva until robots started bitching about labia minora. Mine are almost nonexistent.
>>26498039
be my qt gf inniebot
idek what mine looks like bc never shave
oops.
>>26498065
>b8/10
original
>>26498065
pics of hair
>>26498153
except it's not
oc
>>26497352
>be roastie whore
>years of sex with chad has permanently disfigured your vagina
>decide to get a surgeon to trim your roast so that you can pretend to be innocent now that it's time to snare a beta provider
>get a fake innie
>also get constant, lifelong pain
>mfw imagining this glorious justice
>>26498250
proofs?
until then it's b8
>>26494959
Because nobody cares about this other than guys who watch too much pornography. If you ever get in bed with a girl you're going to be too preoccupied to scrutinize her vag.
>>26498453
no
but now that i think about it, any fembot on this board most likely doesn't shave.
if you're not sexually active, why the fuck would you shave at all
and to be a robot, you must not be sexually active
that said, you all can stop fantasizing about the perf qt fembot vag if you don't like hair
>>26498564
>that said, you all can stop fantasizing about the perf qt fembot vag if you don't like hair
>tfw hairy myself and want a bushy gf because I think the thought of our pubes touching is hot
>>26492512
I mean, it looks like that but with a landing strip. Gotta prove that the carpet matches the curtain without being too nasty.
>>26498585
most girls shave just bc they think guys want them to
when u get a gf and u tell her u prefer pubes, i'm sure she'll be happy desu
>>26498686
>when u get a gf
y-yeah
>>26498378
>years of sex with chad has permanently disfigured your vagina
>sex
>disfiguring a vagina
Where the fuck did this meme even come from? Is it some hentai thing? Trust me, whores can be as innie as any virgin.
>>26498749
shh
it's not as hopeless as you think anon
>>26498851
remember where we're posting anon
>>26498686
You'd be surprised. First girl I was ever with kept griping about the fact that I liked her hairy. She said she felt like her cunt was constantly sweaty after being hairless for so long.
>>26498878
don't remind me
>>26498889
i've noticed a lot of normie girls think don't like it, which is understandable after shaving for so long i guess.
>>26498962
>don't remind me
just need you to remember that giving false hope doesn't help in the end hairy friend
I believe that the appearance of the vagina is a psychosomatic phenomenon.
If a girl is a roastie by nature, no matter whether she is a virgin or not, she will develop a roastie
>>26492528
>>26493545
>>26494573
>>26494688
>>26497276
>>26497352
>>26497565
>>26497615
>>26497780
>>26498039
>>26498065
Nothin like some late night toastie roasties. Thanks OP, good work.
>>26499028
false hope is the only thing that can help
it's the only thing that motivates me, otherwise i probably would've left a long time ago
obv everything is hopeless, but constantly reminding yourself can't really help. (although i do anyway)
>>26492512
>vagina
>beautiful
Pick one
>>26499098
>but constantly reminding yourself can't really help
I suppose
what's your storry hairy anon?
>>26499144
i'd rather hear yours anon
>>26499189
>i'd rather hear yours anon
but i asked first
Because I can't help my genes :(
>>26499211
Let's see what your genes look like
>>26499240
a..ahaha no
>>26499209
ah but i don't really have one
people just make me anxious
>>26499269
But roasties are qt femanon
Post it
>>26499275
>abusive dad who crippled my self esteem
>pothead mom
>no friends growing up and lived in an area with no kids around, just trailer trash druggies so can't into social skills
Bit hard to talk to get a gf or friends when it's nearly impossible to talk to people offline
>>26499269
ISn't that the guy who hiked up the price of an AIDS drug and got a lot of angry, diseased faggots mad at him?
>>26497950
Haha this is an absolute fact with 99% of lesbians, and they hate to admit it
>>26499351
oh man lemme guess, ur from the south?
>Bit hard to talk to get a gf or friends when it's nearly impossible to talk to people offline
iktf, even though i don't even try
>>26499427
>oh man lemme guess, ur from the south?
north actually, but i like southern accents
you?
>>26499365
Yes. Also the faggot that bought the Wu Tang album and won't release it to the public, because he legally can't make any profit off it.
He also wanted to pay Kanye $10M to not release TLOP.
Fuck AIDS meds, but I hate that cunt for trying to deny us some potentially great hip-hop
>>26499451
from the north, but in fl now
>>26499498
enjoy it
i'll be stuck watching my senpai's house when they go on vacation there next month
>>26499515
meant to say f.a.m's
>>26499515
i don't even go outside anyway l0l
enjoy the silence of their absence
*depeche mode starts playing*
>>26499556
ah thought so
>>26499595
>enjoy the silence of their absence
i'm looking forward to it
silence is my home now
if i got a gf, one that can appreciate just sitting together in silence is a must
fembots aren't real
>>26497352
So, it's like circumscion, then?
>>26499595
>i don't even go outside anyway l0l
do you not even go swimming?
if i went to florida that's the one thing i'd love to do
>>26499815
nah, i used to
i guess you get used to it once you can any time you want
>>26499459
>Wu Tang
>Kanye West
>Great hip-hop
Why were you worried about losing great hip-hop when it's just shitty kanye and wu-tang?
>>26499879
what do you do all day then hairy friend?
i just post on 4chan and play vidya, with the occasional movie breaking up the monotony
>>26492512
looks like Homer Simpson's mouth
>>26499936
>Wu-Tang
>shitty
Do you even realize what you're saying?
Also, Kanye is great. just because his shit's popular doesn't mean he's bad.
that is quite pristine, op. but let's be honest here. if you were to get your dream gril into bed and discovered her labia ran down to her knees, precisely no fucks would be given. girls really do not need to worry about this shit. as long as it's clean and not ridiculously loose, not a single fuck will be given.
>>26499941
internet, listen to music, occassionally binge an anime series, sleep
any good movie you watched recently that you recommend?
>>26500026
and i fucking hate women for this
>>26500042
>internet, listen to music, occassionally binge an anime series, sleep
nice
>any good movie you watched recently that you recommend?
Happy Gilmore isn't too bad
Most recent movie I watched that I would say is great is The Grand Budapest Hotel, but that was a few months ago
>>26500000
why did you have to take my GET like you do everything else ;(
>>26499998
>>26499998
More pictures of pretty vaginas?
>>26500074
oh i wanted to watch that, when they put it on netflix i prob will
anyway, i'm gonna watch something now
good luck in life anon
>>26500000
>>26500090
Woah, didn't even realize that.
That kind of made my crappy day,
>tfw when it's exactly the same as in the op's picture.
didnt even know that it's considered beautiful. thanks, rowboats.
>>26500000
Why is no one checking these digits?
>>26500445
Post pics
I need to fap and give attention :^)
>>26500485
not the type that likes attention on myself. sorry. but have fun imagining!
>>26500571
Please fembot
I need to fap
>>26500000
QUINTS CONFIRMS KANYE IS GOAT
>>26499365
It wasn't an AIDS drug. It was a cat litter drug, you uninformed fuck.
>>26500000
Today has been pretty shitty and seeing this made me feel a little better. Quints checked.
>>26500571
Get off this fucking board and then kill yourself attention whoring roastie slut.
>>26501157
>>>/b/ is thattaway son.
Because I have a penis ;_;
An original one, too.
>>26501218
Is pic related you?ur cute if yes :3
>>26501172
Don't mention being a women on here if you aren't gonna give pics.
>>26501250
i'm a dude, and not the person at whom you were whinging like a brat
>>26501275
kek. It usually takes a bit longer than this for the whiteknight normies to show up. These fembot threads are ruining this board.
>>26501346
>ruining this board
thanks for your valiant efforts to save /r9k/ by galloping in and screaming like an angry preteen who dropped his ice cream
>>26501346
>b-tards
Don't you have some memes for force? Go away you clearly don't belong.
>>26500000
Quints confirm Wu-Tang is not shitty
I think Kanye's first 3 albums were good, I don't like the stuff after that and haven't even listened to his last 2 or 3 albums (the ones after that Beutiful Fantasy crap or whatever)
>>26501218
no way this is a trap
>>26501638
You can see the bulge. I was gonna comment on how good he is but it felt gay.
>>26502016
I just want to kiss his overly sensitive nipples, you know?
>>26502061
Can't relate no. But whatever you wanna do to him is probably fine. He can take it.
>>26502075
>>26502061
>>26502016
>he
This is why you don't have a valentine trans girl to choo choo choose you.
why the hell are 'traps' a thing? why would you be gay but want the guy to not look so much like a guy?
>>26502094
Someone should coin a new term or sexuality for people who are attracted to women and traps but not men.
>>26502094
Primarily it's the fact that men love dick but also like the female form. Check 'a billion wicked thoughts' on YouTube.
It's perfectly straight until you actually touch them. And of course not every man wants traps.
>>26502108
It already exists, it's called 'beta-cuck'
>>26502119
>men love dick
well only their own, unless they're gay.
this isn't an argument i wanna have, the whole trap thing is disgusting to me, no offence but urgh, just wondered if there was a simple explanation. seems not.
>>26502121
Like, I can't call myself bisexual with any sincerity because I'm not attracted to anything resembling a man but traps make my mouth water. I don't know what to feel anymore.
>>26502108
there is a word, it's "gay"
but whatever tickles your pickle, don't really care desu. just momentarily cared more than not at all
>>26502183
>tranny with a 10" dick
just kill me now
>>26502193
>desu
why does hiroshimoot apparently dislike t b h? that shit is annoying desu f a m
that pussy is so cute fuck you op
>>26502174
It's an overwhelmingly common thing among men and it often occur among men who have no other gay tendencies. That video explains it all really. Talks about gay men, straight men and women,talks about lesbian women and how they're so uptight they didn't even get enough interviews.
How females are more prone to change sexual orientation than men.
It's an interesting watch.
>>26502236
>It's an interesting watch.
nah cbf, not that interested.
are you gay/bi? guessing you like traps
>>26502233
>that pussy is so cute fuck you op
Why are you so upset anon?
>>26502304
It's entirely possible to be completely straight and like traps.
>>26502312
i want to lick it and feel my tongue get lost in the crease
>>26502319
depends what you mean by "like". if you wanna fuck one, you're gay. i mean, i like freddie mercury, but i don't wanna suck his dick. if you like them in a sexual way then you're gay. surely you agree, right?
>>26502312
i will never have a virgin qt gf with a perfect pussy
>>26502304
No I'm straight and don't like traps at all. Honestly couldn't deal with full mtf either (because just the idea of a male brain in there is disturbing). I was just commenting on how convincing he was aside from the obvious exception.
>>26502419
>mtf
no such thing imo.
i'm glad you don't like traps because as i said, this argument isn't one i wanna have. i've just only recently rediscovered /r9k/ after leaving for years, and it's refreshing to be able to ask a question and there be some chance of it being answered by an adult, as opposed to hoards of screaming children as is invariably the case on /b/.
each to their own n' all that, but to me it's (without wishing to sound malicious) just mental illness.
>>26502466
Oh yeah, tell me about your degree in psychiatry, Anon. Your opinion is literally irrelevant.
>>26502466
Yeah it likely ought to be defined as mental illness. But if it's no problem after surgery then maybe that's the right way to go.
What sort of a girl would come to an image board populated by total loser males?
Seriously why would any girl come here?
>>26494959
>Even when they look like Lovecraft's nightmares
>>26502847
Why do you come here, Anon-kun~?
>>26502820
i've never really given it any thought, the whole thing is just nasty to me. trap threads are just filtered or hidden. i was just curious really as to whether traps have sex with other dudes, or whether they just for some reason like to fool other guys into thinking they're girls. i imagine if it was women they're trying to fool it'd be classed as rape by now. something along these lines...
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-34799692
>>26502847
wonder this myself, which is in part why i wonder this >>26502978
>>26502847
because r9k is a board for single losers with low self esteem and misery loves company
>>26502847
To pick up some beta orbiters. Where better to find some?
>>26502847
for attention
i know a fembot who's dated upwards of 6 guys here
>>26492512
it is beautiful. shaved innie. Mmm. *sigh*
>>26492528
Look I can deal with an outtie okay? (darker ones might make me not want to go down on you...sorry... unless you're WAY hot EVERYWHERE else) ..... but this woman is a woman. K? K.
>>26493106
>>26498005
I would call these women "roasties" too at this point, they're serously fucking gross for not shaving. Gosh smooth is so...pleasant....
>>26498039
Inniebot <3
I mean yeah yeah I know it doesn't matter ultimately, and I definitelyw ouldn't shun a lady based only on such....... but.....
>>26498065
Disgusting. Go away.
>>26498501
This is objectively a lie. The reason men go for pornotgraphy is a lack of female who is adequate.
>>26499079
Nope. It totally is not. Aesthetics are VALID AND IMPORTANT IN HUMAN SEXUALITY.
As for the ;labia, yeah nothing to do with sexual experience.
*sigh*
I wish I didn't have to die alone because other people's leftovers and scraps are horribly sexually unattractive....
like really I'm supposed to develop hobbies and interests and like THEM instead of what I actually would LIKE...
>>26503119
what if i don't want to be a beta orbiter and just want to date an okay looking fembot?
>>26500000
/mu/ here
I can approve of this GET
>>26503240
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>26502847
This place used to have a lot better content, and I came here to participate with that. Made a lot of very successful threads, posted a lot every day. Over the years, as /r9k/ morphed from a haven for social outcasts to a kissless, hugless, handholdless, NEET only, virgins only, no friends allowed, no social experience allowed, no-girls allowed club, I stayed for the relatively rare threads that made me laugh or sympathize with the OP. For the most part, though, I spend hours less here every day than I would have five years ago. It's extremely sad to see a place that you love change into something completely devoid of decent content, so I guess I just don't have the heart to abandon this place completely.
>>26503347
Thank you for not abandoning us :(
Like honestly I'm none of those things on purpose......
Kind of hard to not be those things when you're stuck only with "your own kind" as it were..... especially when the only pickings are the ones nobody else wants: fat girls, single moms, trannies..
>I'm about to ruin this roastie's whole life
Okay, so when girls are born they have an innie, right? >inb4 pedo!! no, I remember playing doctor when I was like 5 when some other little girl and she had an innie. Plus I've looked at scientific illustrations etc etc. So we can say that when a girl is a child ( 0 - 11 or 12?) she has an innie.
STATISTICALLY, very very few children have sex regularly. In fact it's impossible unless they're being raped a lot. Not likely to encounter in a 1st world country. So, when a woman enters puberty, and starts having lots and lots of sex (which STATISTICALLY is true, for the majority of women), she comes out of puberty at like 16 or 18 with a ROAST FUCKIN BEEF FROM FUCKIN ARBYS LOOKIN LIKE SHE RAN HER CROTCH THROUGH A WOODCHIPPER OR SOME SHIT!!! UGH, how does that happen?! Hmmm? And how come VERY FEW women have an innie (hence why they are desirable, plus the aesthetic of it), and how comes VERY FEW women are still virgins (or at least have only had one or two partners) by the end of puberty? HM? Now this is just me, but I'd say those few women who aren't cock slaves have, on average, more innie than outie vaginas. It's just logical.
Roasties, geeeeet the FUCK OUT!
>>26503371
Please kill yourself white knight
>>26503408
You are exactly the kind of poster she was talking about here >>26503347
>>26503408
"Roasties" develop during pubery.
Just like with breasts, some have small, other large.
>>26503450
lol didn't read.
>defending roasters
KILL YA'SELF
>>26503461
Proof.JAYPEG
And even IF what you do say is true, doesnt that mean Roasty Toasty over here just has bad genetics?
>>26503461
We know... well at least those of us not just being trolls do.
*sigh*
I wish that we could pick girlfriends/women like the chads get to.... like see someone you like at least most of out of clothing too, it's not a "pornography consumption" thing, it's that we know there are men not ignorant of lots of women.... we know there are guys that even if the rest of her is iffy her general figure and face are godly win.....
and he can be with her....
and then be with her clone......
over and over again.
Pic for dumbass roasties thinking that it's natural and normal.
>>26503600
lol this is a troll, right?
>>26497352
>there are a whole lot of guys out there who really couldn't care less about the size of your labia
The only ones who obsess over this are the clueless permavirgins that make up the majority of this message board.
how do roastieposters explain the fact that some hookers are tight and not like pic?
chooz your weapon
tfw my roastie-self developed even before puberty and I'm too insecure to have sex to get a boyfriend anymore because of it
>>26503798
Be my girlfriend. I'll pluck the moon from the heavens and make a gift of it to you, just to see you smile.
>>26503798what if a guy preferred roasties
>>26503758
all of them pls
>>26503842
>>26503845
Being a woman is hard, they said..
>>26503842I've heard that before but I cant remember from where
>>26503845then the guy would be lying. I'd post a pic but I'm worried that it'll turn into attention whoring. I just want Judgement. Then again I guess this post is already attention whoring. Fuck.
>>26503798
nobody, not one single person, will care irl. please for god's sake don't let this place make you feel self-conscious about your pink pieces.
>>26503897
>then the guy would be lyingb-but i'm notother robots bully me for it
>>26503897
Tell me where you live sweetheart, and I'll prove my words with deeds.
>>26503845
blech.
>>26503600
>tfw I believe this
>you post it with that attitude so it's harder to believe
It's not that I don't think they can develop into a state where they're like that it's that I do think it alters the appearance.
But I haven't enough experience.
>>26503909
At least don't lie to her you fucking whiteknight loser.
>>26503909Oral sex has been denied to me before because of it. Then again it could be just shitty high school. I dunno
>>26503912They bully due to everything. I understand.
>>26503914I need to move out of here before it secedes. Fuck you greg abbot
>>26503897
Can I have your email? Still need to fill in the email field for your art.
>>26503986>They bully due to everything. I understand.i know ;-;be my roastie gf to love
>>26503986
>tfw no gondola posting roastie gf
pls let me love you
>>26503986
>Oral sex has been denied to me before because of it.
I'm a lesbian and I'd eat a pussy I don't care how long the labia is... literally if it hung like empty ball sacks. If you could tie them in a bow or something.
Men are squeamish and dumb. It's funny that they call them the tougher sex.
>>26503986
>oral sex with roasties
That's the worst part yes.
>stimulating the balls while screwing
Great
>>26504027
See this is why people don't like you. Can you not just be like gay men and consider women irrelevant rather than berate them? Well, you get the point.
>>26503964
>everyone who doesn't take pleasure in making girls feel terrible about themselves for no good reason is a liar
bullshit anon. i know a girl who used to post naked pics of herself in a chatroom i used to frequent. for like a year, every dude in there wanted to fuck her raw. one day some idiot commented on her roastieness, and guys having previously not even fkn noticed really, suddenly began commenting too, and she disappeared. it's only an issue if you insist that it must be, and i insist that i don't fucking care, and neither should you. god dammit it still feels just as nice no matter what it looks like. looseness and bad hygiene are the only vag-issues that might bother me.
>>26504051
I consider men irrelevant. And people like me.
>>26503992Good one. I've lurked here longer than you think, senpai.
>>26504025Oh, thank you for that one! I haven't seen it before!! I'm trying to collect all rare Gondolas, they're cute to me..
>>26504027I just hate how Undesirable it is by society, along with small tits. I can't even find the vocal minority that likes large asymmetrical labia.. I get too nervous around girls to try sex with them .. thanks for the advice, though
>>26504029Oral sex is legitimately the best feeling in the world, though. I hate how it becomes a chore for guys when sucking dick is really fun
>>26504018
>replies to everyone but me
okay
>"BURN THE ROASTIES ALIVE"
>"AHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A ROASTIE"
>"ROASTIES GET OUT"
>girl comes into thread and says she has a roastie toasty
>"omg ur so perfect"
>"pls show me ur vagina"
>"i love you"
you guys are such fucking betas
>>26504107you're not giving me much to work on here, anon
>>26504092
>that pic
Avatar the Last Airbender was such a good show
Why would an artist feel the need to make such awful art with it?
>>26504097
>takes my gondala
>doesnt take my love
such is life
>>26504115"be my roastie gf" does not qualify as any of those quotes, son
>>26504121
>you're not giving me much to work on here, anon
What do you need anon?
Genuine question
>>26504127I'm sorry. I guess that means I really AM a girl, then, huh? Oh well. Can we trade Gondolas at least?
>>26504097
>guys don't like small tits
>oh look it's this shit again
yeah big can be nice, but a lot of girls look better with small tits than they would with a larger over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder size. depends on the girl. petite frame with small tits is generally delicious. perkiness and roundness is a lot more important in my (unique and subjective, like everyone) opinion. perky A cups are normally nicer than DD cups which look like a grape in a condom.
>>26504097
>small tits
>undesirable
fuckoff
>>26504115
Idiots like you are the absolute worst posters
>>26504027
lesbians are the fucking worst
they want the dick and be demolished but hate themselfs for it
>tougher sex
you see she cant help herself, just had to use an innuendo how much she craves that hard cock ramming her puss
>>26504161
>76 posters
>200 replies
yeah man your picture applies to this situation perfectly
get off /r9k/ you pussy whipped white knight faggot
>>26504148
i guess, but you keep posting common gonds
t. gondola expert
>>26504168
Yes I need corrective rape.
>>26504151
>>26504151The one I'm enamored with likes em really big. 5'8 doesn't count for petite, either. So I luck out on both of those regards.
>>26504159See?!!? You ARE the vocal minority I was talking about!!!
>>26504198
>The one I'm enamored with
>tfw no chance
>>26504182I'm sorry. I'm very new at Gondola collecting, the ones I've found were from a few threads so I don't know the ranking of rarities just yet.
>>26504198
>The one I'm enamored with likes em really big. 5'8 doesn't count for petite, either. So I luck out on both of those regards.
your guy told you that he "likes them really big", when yours aren't? he sounds like a dick.
i'm not gonna respond more extensively to this because seemingly everything i post on /r9k/ is met by my being called a girl, a whiteknight or a liar. but i will say that nothing you've revealed so far dictates that you couldn't be hot af. every look is unique.
>>26498564
Because it gets sweaty as fuck if you don't at least trim you disgusting creature.
>>26504198
i'm only vocal about my tiddies, still not a fan of of weirdo roasty labias. sorry senpai
>>26504249
its alright, not everyone can be as knowledgeable about finnish memes as i am
>>26504097
>Oral sex is legitimately the best feeling in the world
GET OUT YOU DISGUSTING NORMIE SLUT
>>26504264He's not even Mine. I just know he's a total boob guy and he likes them big. So I have no chance in making him pay any attention to me. The one he talks to is under 5 ft, and fuckin double D's. I don't have a chance being this tall.
>>26504272I understand. I hate mine too.
>>26504136What kind of birds do you like
>>26504339
>What kind of birds do you like
Penguins
Macaroni ones are my favorite
Peacocks are pretty cool too, as well as Ostriches
My favorite kind of bird is the extinct Terror Bird though
What kind do you like?
>>26504092
So why would you insult men just like that? Clearly they're not irrelevant if you assign attributes to them.
>>26504097
Doesn't seem like you're that person. Nevermind.
>>26504361Oh shit macaronis are real cute! I personally prefer rockhoppers and chinstraps. Have you ever seen Emerald Peacocks? They look like actual fucking dinosaurs, theyre amazing. Pied peacocks are pretty too, even though people mistake them for half-albino, or something like that.
I have a weird kinship with seagulls and pigeons, along with albatrosses. Every time I see a pigeon I get so excited. It's spergy weird. The way they Coo, along with doves. . It's so nice to hear.
>>26504405
>Have you ever seen Emerald Peacocks?
Yes, I never thought they looked like dinosaurs though. Feathered dinosaurs... bother me. I prefer scaly reptiles
>I have a weird kinship with seagulls and pigeons
They're the best bird to bother :^)
Are you a birdwatcher or something? Nobody has ever asked me about birds before
>>26504339
>under 5 ft, and fuckin double D's. I don't have a chance being this tall.
under 5ft? the fuck. perky DDs are nice though, not gonna lie. but the majority aren't perky once they hit that size.
you know, it might be worth keeping in mind that relationships are (or perhaps i should say 'were', it's fucking retarded how trivial relationships are becoming nowadays) about people having an emotional connection and falling in love, traditionally they're not based solely on the quality of the squelching sessions. i'd rather date a girl with whom i have fun and can enjoy life, with saggy A cups and a labia she tucks into her socks, than date taylor swift if she turned out to be a toxic, intolerable cunt who drove me crazy. plus said squelchy sesh will be more fun if you enjoy a person's company than would be the case with a better looking partner who you can't stand to be around.
fuck's sake. porn has ruined relationships. fuck you, internet.
>>26504097
>Eating puss is a chore
Well the action of licking the clit/lips may be monotonous but women have so many nerves to play with, you move your hands all over and feel her. It's nice. I really like that.
>>26504451Ah, maybe more like Dragons than Dinosaurs. I understand the whole refusal on feathered dinos. When you grow up with an idea like scaly that makes them look badass as hell, the fluffy chicken theory makes them look a little odd.aww, be nice to them!! they're only trying to live and peck and screamreread the >spergy weird part for that answer. I just really love birds. I'm too lazy and scared of outside to birdwatch too much apart from my birdfeeders
>>26504464Either way he's jerked to them before and .. I dunno, man.Guys just want sex, its hardwired into them. Everyone just has ulterior motives and I don't know how to follow the social cues for them.
>>26504544
impressive gondola collection.
>>26504544
>aww, be nice to them!! they're only trying to live and peck and scream
But it's fun to make them scream and fly away :3c
>reread the >spergy weird part for that answer. I just really love birds. I'm too lazy and scared of outside to birdwatch too much apart from my birdfeeders
I can get that I guess
I'm like that with amphibians I suppose. Frogs and Salamanders and Newts are the best :3
>Guys just want sex, its hardwired into them. Everyone just has ulterior motives and I don't know how to follow the social cues for them.
N-No I don't ;_;
Do you do things other than bird watch on google images?
>>26497352
neuropathic pain and dampened pleasure means you had medical malpractice happen.
labia do not serve the function of a foreskin or a clitoris.
mind you i'd not really opt for this as a female unless you're like prolapsed desu - none of us, not even *I* being mister picky and shallow are THIS vain...
>>26504585
>N-No I don't ;_;
Now it totally seems like you do.
>>26504555Thank you, I hope that's not sarcasm, I just like Gondola a lot
>>26504585>Chasing off birds instead of leaving them at peaceDROPPEDOh, you're a frogposter, aren't you, anon?
>>26504610
>Now it seems like you do.
So rude. He just can't win can he?
>>26503230
Holy shit it's like you literally just got off the boat from Reddit.
10/10 if bait.
>>26504622
>DROPPED
>Get dropped over a joke
Time to end lads
>Oh, you're a frogposter, aren't you, anon?
No. I meant that I like actual frogs
>>26504544
>Guys just want sex, its hardwired into them. Everyone just has ulterior motives and I don't know how to follow the social cues for them.
not me. fucking bored with it. i want my ex, and for all i care i'd never have sex again, as long as i got to be with her. if you can make him like you half as much as i like her, it won't matter whether you even have tits at all.
i know how unhelpful i'm being. it just saddens me to see you kids affirming that love is now obsolete. s'all about the orgasms. shitty, forced orgasms based solely on the size of the chick's labia and tits, and the dude's wealth and chaddiness, fuck this gay earth.
>>26504633
Crabs in a barrel, rico.
No one gets to win, it's just facts here, as unfortunate as it is.
Now personally I don't contribute to it, I don't like to. It's against my nature. But that won't prevent me from pointing it out and making observations on it.
And I won't help defeat it until the unanimous will is strong enough to resist it.
Guilty until proven innocent.
>>26504649Listen. I take birdes very seriouslyPepes are frogs, it would make sense if you posted pepes and you like frogs. If there was a very prevalent bird meme I would post it a lot too.
>>26504678
>If there was a very prevalent bird meme
what memeless boards do you browse christ
>>26504678
>Listen. I take birdes very seriously
I noticed
>Pepes are frogs, it would make sense if you posted pepes and you like frogs. If there was a very prevalent bird meme I would post it a lot too.
I stopped posting pepe a while ago
Bird memes are easy to find though
>>26504650I just hope that if I ever do talk to him, I can be as useful and as interesting as she is. That likely won't ever happen, though. The only thing that's going for me is that my face looks a little nicer than hers. Self mutilation seems like the only wayI'm sorry about your ex situation. It seemed like you had a good connection.It just seems like love doesn't exist anyways. A forced chemical to make humans tolerate eachother enough to procreate and then hate eachother, and the cycle continues. It's just pheromones.
>>26494959
Comment was good, but that filename really drove the point home and I kek'd
Some ebin baiting happening ITT
Please continue
>>26504737
does it even matter if its bait? my time isnt better spent elsewhere
>>26504701OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODmostly /v/
>>26504716Sorry.FUCK WHERE ARE THEY ALL I KNOW IS THIS ONE
>>26504763
Mostly /int/ for this one I think
So can you answer my question about interests beyond birds :3sorry for upsetting you with my joke
>>26504544
>Guys just want sex, its hardwired into them
>tfw a straight dude
>tfw totally lack inherent desire for actual penetrative sex since forever
i really hate when women say this. i feel like some sort of abomination. sex intimidates me. almost all humans want sex, but shit is like lusting after a block of cheese to me.and women have the same agenda much of the time in my experience.
>>26504701
Better version of that one m9
>>26503347
I've been starting to come back here every now and then because of the exact same reason. It's a shame what's happened to this board, but I come here in hopes that something interesting will be posted again.
>>26504784vidya. Golly, you really try to put the charms on with the emotes, huh?
>>26504812sounds like you're kind of sex repulsed. An outlier.Wow fuck I really derailed this thread I should go I'm sorry. I thought someone was gonna yell for a pic
>>26504856
>Golly, you really try to put the charms on with the emotes, huh?
I guess
>vidya
What kind?post steam
>Wow fuck I really derailed this thread I should go I'm sorry.
pls don't
>I thought someone was gonna yell for a pic
Did you want that?
>>26504027
FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THAT
I JUST ATE
DISGUSTING
Imagine finally getting a qt gf and she takes off her clothes and she has a full roast. I just wish there was a way to tell before crunch time.
>>26504727
love is impossible to define. who cares what it's purpose or cause is, all emotions are chemical reactions, and this particular chemical concoction feels nicer than heroin, nicer than a non-stop orgasm, and it'll change you almost beyond recognition. sucks that fewer and fewer are apparently gonna experience it. and that you think you need plastic tits in order to even get laid.
>>26504812
>cheese
yeah man, instant gratification is only fun for a while. one can only eat so much cheese before cheese becomes boring.
not sure why you find sex intimidating though. sounds more boring to me than it does intimidating.
i think i'm too old for this board. too old-fashioned, haggard and past it. sex is all that's left, love is dead. even grils are calling sex a meme, and chopping bits off their cunts out of terror that otherwise some anonymous people on a fucking weaboo cartoon forum might call them roasties.
revolution please, young anons.
>>26504889
>revolution please, young anons.
Sure thing gramps
>>26504667
I've been around tons of different groups of guys. One on one occasion were we talking about female appearance. That was because one of the guys forced it.
We even got an assignment in class to describe an ideal partner. While most just took the easy way out and said Megan Fox ('I don't want to disclose', so everyone knows anything after that is a lie) the girls only talked about generic attractive features. There was one girl who even mentioned an actual personality trait. The others said things like 'he has to be nice'. I and a few other guys described in creepy detail what we cared for as the sweat was dripping. Most girls liked Ashton Kutcher and started describing social status and wealth.
This really wrecked my idea of girls (in class at least) for the most part. Because I had been told girls cared for personality and interests my whole life and we only care about sex. Which I do care about but it's not the driving force of a relationship. It's just incredibly disturbing that so many of them can come and talk about how they want a guy that's popular and rich. At least our Megan Fox has absolutely no discernable features people would know about. She was just the generic hottie. So I have to believe the idea that most of them actually just like looks, money and fame. And note that this wasn't an on the spot thing. We had a week to do a presentation as homework. And you couldn't even think about what you like about a person you fantasize about? If that's not just porn I don't know what is.
It's frustrating to have people tell you this shit all the time. It's a way to reject someone even. It's like saying to a black guy with a PhD who wanna be friends 'no sorry I don't befriend niggers you're just stupid'. Except I can't pull out a PhD if they don't give me a chance.
>>26504640
It's like it literally thinks everyone on 4chan comes from reddit because that's been the troll for the past 4-5 years? Before that it was Gaia, IDK where it was before that.
You realize I've been here since 2005ish right? Like the moment we had DSL regularly?
You realize your little argument for "board culture" or some magical invisible method of what replies are valid or how often to reply or whatever makes no sense to just type in 100+ SINGLE replies instead?
>>26504908
Was habbo before Gaia or after? Don't remember.
>>26504908
>Thinking it's about replying to multiple posts
Holy fuck. Please relocate to Reddit. K? K.
Sorry.
It is in my nature, however, to complain about things i'm too lazy to change.Though it's usually an internal narrative, it's the thought that counts.pun intended.
I like to poke fun at status quo I don't agree with.
I can't quite follow what you're saying, but I think I got a 1/3 of the basic idea.
>>26504943
>>26504906
Mierde, sorry.
>>26504889
>missing the point
i just mean i find penis in vagina as sexually appealing as cheese, as in not at all.
i just find it intimidating because it's this thing that i know everyone else wants to do but i don't. it's this underlying thing deeply ingrained in society, in our very essence.
i suppose i lie somewhere on the asexuality spectrum, however i'm still attracted to females. like >>26504856 said, i might be a bit of an outlier.
>>26504092
>Ninja Theory makes Avatar remake
>>26504908
>IDK where it was before that.
ehowa.
>>26497950
thissssssss ex-chad here (i no longer care to take care of body so I've lost points)
Personally converted 2 rom being "female only" to now having kids
>>26504980
>i just mean i find penis in vagina as sexually appealing as cheese, as in not at all.
while i agree with you when it comes to casual sex, cheese is delicious if you love the cow.
i think i need to sleep.
good luck fucking that dude insecure femanon with what i'm sure is a much nicer bod than you imagine it to be.
