Anons I just got fired today.
I am posting from work and my boss has told me to come in tomorrow to tidy up my stuff and sort out any clients I am dealing with then to never come back.
He found out I pissed in the coffee machine and posted pictured here because some cunt figured out where I work and decided to email to him.
I have 1 and a half days left working here. What should I do to get back at these normies once and for all?
>>26490916
You should probably piss in the coffee machine.
>>26490970
Nobody is allowing me downstairs in the kitchen or lounge area. Just work spaces to finish whatever I am doing then leave.
>>26490916
>posted pictured here
Where's the thread archive?
I remember you OP.
I support what you did but at the same time you should have seen this coming, what with posting all that evidence on the internet.
>>26491029
thread archive or gtfo
>>26490916
you should leave 4chan
that'll show them normies
>>26490916
Wow, I told you that you'd get caught, dude. But wtv, you didn't listen. You did great though, what you did was hella based. Get a new job and shit in some guys coat or shoes, or something.
>>26490916
Pics or did not happen.
>>26490916
1)Trash the place and leave a bunch of crap everywhere.
2)Give your clients horrible customer service or dont see them at all
3)Piss anywhere thats not the toilet if possible.'
where is the archived thread
Who the fuck pisses in the coffee machine you dumb fuck hahahaha
>>26490916
Dude this is an opportunity for you. Those workers were just douchebags, if you think you are losing out on something great your not.
You'll do fine, If it makes you feel better 4chan has been ruined for being fun by these newfags for a long time. r9k the most.
>>26490916
>pissed in the coffee machinepoo poopee pee
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>>26490916
Kek, was it the client's address on your work-folder that got you found? Bad form OP, you could have gotten away with it if you were even the least bit careful about what you posted
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>>26491234
It's there somewhere and some 4chan reddit page. It was actually the reddit page that was linked to my boss.
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>>26491133
Yes I know I am a fucking idiot. I thought people here would at least not turn me in and would understand why I did it.
Welcome to NEETdom, wagecuck.
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>>26491452
>and would understand why I did it
i still don't understand
Before you go, ruin their reputation with your clients as badly as possible. Do horribly rude, borderline illegal things and say it's standard policy there, according to your superior(s).
Then sue the firm for wrongful termination. Do they have any actual, definitive proof that it's you? If not, you can fuck them over pretty hard. Ruin their shit.
>>26491405
Most likely to be honest. Although a lot of people work at that address and all address it's a number game now that I think about it. All they have to do is literally email EVERYONE to do with that address and they will eventually find me which they did.
Lesson learnt.
>>26491515
>Do they have any actual, definitive proof that it's you? If not, you can fuck them over pretty hard. Ruin their shit.
They have a picture of my cock being put into the coffee machine and then taking pictures of the Stacy slut accounts woman waiting for her to drink the coffee.
He has shown me what he has and he knows everything. Theres no way around it.
>sort out any clients
Nigga, you're fired. Get your stuff and fuck off outta there. They're someone else's problem now.
>>26491506
>>and would understand why I did it
Because they are normies. They are the people causing us so much pain in our lives. They are the reason why you are sad and depressed . Plus she had not paid me for 4 weeks.
>>26491598
since you already got fired, can you post the images again?
>>26490916
Quick question.
Why'd you piss in the coffee machine?
>>26491598
>He has shown me what he has and he knows everything. Theres no way around it.
Deny it all and claim discrimination. Any chance you like dicks? If so, your state probably has some sort of law about not being able to discriminate on the basis of being a queer. Turn it into that.
Also, how do they know it's your dick? Did they have you take your pants off and compare penises? How do they know it's that Stacy and not some other Stacy?
You've clearly got balls to do any of this shit in the first place, so go all the way and wreck some shit up senpai.
>>26491632
This is all I have and sums it up pretty quickly.
>>26491639
She deserved it
>>26490916
>I pissed in the coffee machine and posted pictured here
lel ebin troll, you totally showed those normie fags, totally not your fault your an austistic edgelord who will not shitpost about why he can't find a job
Fuck off and die you worthless, immature, unprofessional piece of shit.
>lel im just an autistic robot guyz i can do wacky stupid stuff but i'm a robot so it's okay XD
This place is the most retarded hugbox for life failures. All you fools are doing is reinforcing your insecurities as a defense mechanism against growing up.
>>26491725
Found the faggot that told reddit and eventually got you fired anon
>>26491686
Man... I pissed into their coffee machine and watched from my desk as they drink it.
Theres no way I can spin this to being gay.
They know its me from my pants in pic and view from work desk.
They know it's her because I posted her dam face like an idiot
>>26491758
Nah, I just dropped in to see how /r9k/ was doing on Valentine's Day.
>white "people"
top rofl
>>26491725
Better get to sleep soon. Mr. Goldstein has a lot for you to do when you get into the office tomorrow.
>>26491775
Claim mental illness. Claim discrimination for whatever anyway. Say the pictures are bullshit and that you're being framed.
It's incredible the kind of bullshit you can get away with when you put your mind to it.
But, anyway, what do you plan to do now, if you don't fight it? Gonna be hard to get another job when you lost your last one for pissing in a coffee machine. I woudln't even admit guilt.
>>26491851
Actually my office employs zero Juden.
And OP should actually be glad that he hasn't be sued - yet.
>>26491863
>But, anyway, what do you plan to do now, if you don't fight it? Gonna be hard to get another job when you lost your last one for pissing in a coffee machine. I woudln't even admit guilt.
Not going to fight it. I am accepting defeat and understand theres no way around it.
I am planning on finding more work but my hopes are very low. I have enough funds to last 4 weeks but thats it.
I have no family or friends to count on for help so if I fail I am homeless.
>>26491907
>I have no family or friends to count on for help so if I fail I am homeless.
Good, I hope you become homeless you fucking idiot.
>>26491875
He has told me he is not wasting his time trying to sue me because he knows I have nothing. He can't gain anything accept a loss for himself.
Pic related.
Anon made this GF after I changed the roasties radio station and she got pissed
>>26491717
Oh my god for fucks sake whats wrong withchu
>>26491907
Yeah, you're pretty much done for.
>>26491989
Why? I did this for all of us not just me.
I sacrificed my employment for all of you. If it was not for people like me we would be held down by these bastard normies.
GIF made after I adjusted her chair causing her to fall over
>>26492058
>he took the normie meme serious
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>>26492058
You've got some serious issues man. Get your life together.
You know this place is just for meming, right?
>>26491907
join the army or police or something.
This thread is bullshit. Anyone fired for such an act would not be let back in under the vague "squaring away of clients" excuse. HR departments are extremely careful and letting a potentially disgruntled person back in with minimal supervision is insane.
OP made this shit up, like most threads. I'm always amazed at how gullible people here are
I appreciate what you did OP, it was hilarious. Sorry you lost your job but everyone saw it coming.
I wish you the best, thanks for good OC.
>>26492058
>I sacrificed my employment for all of you.
Are you stupid?
>>26492217
>HR departments
You know many business or companies come in different sizes?
Most do not even have a HR deparment.
>>26491907
Shit bro, you're fucked.
Keep us updated, I personally have some respect for you for your courage to piss in coffee machines at work and record it. I think it's time you start documenting your creepy life and putting it on youtube for money.
>>26492217
>OP made this shit up, like most threads.
He literally took like 15 pictures to document it, retard. Or do you think it was a practical joke by the entire workplace that included OP posting his penis online for everyone to see?
>>26491717
>he wasn't joking
Holy shit nigger, what were you thinking. Do you realize anyone who drank that coffee can press charges on you for assault? You're lucky you're just being fired. Dafaq is wrong with you?
>>26492257
>implying he didnt just get a coffee machine and piss in it to fool you morons.
>>26490916
My fucking sides.
Like what good outcome were you looking for here?
I mean I doubt they've told you this yet so you don't go completely nuts but there's basically a 100% chance the police are going to be involved and you are looking at a felony conviction.
So don't worry about being homeless. Soon you'll have three square meals a day and a thick cock up your ass from Tyrone and the Mandingo crew.
>>26492058
>taking 4chan this serious
you're like the poltards that think racists are educated and in the majority
This board is full of moralfag normies.
Also, I tried recommending some things that couldn't be directly proved you did it.
I even mentioned the coffee being a little too far.
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>>26492188
If you seriously believe it's just a meme I got some news for you. This is a very real concern for any real robots. I have been here for nearly 6 years and I have experienced crap my whole life from normies except now it is in the workplace rather then at school.>>26492217My company only has 5 employees in office. No HR department.
>>26492309
>you're like the poltards that think racists are educated and in the majority
Totally man, #feelthebern
>>26492297
He was literally taking pictures of his coworkers. It was obviously real.
>>26492335
poltards are easier t r i g g e r e d than the sjws they're complaining about, it's quite the phenomenon
>>26490916
Be sure to tell your clients that you are being fired because someone pissed in the coffee machine at work, and one of your co-workers accused you.
>>26492295
>imply this whole thread is not another level troll thread which is just another layer on the last troll thread
OP master troll
>>26492344
How can you prove the coffee machine they were drinking out of was the same one he peed in? He could've just pissed in one at home and made it seem like he was doing it at work for funsies.
>>26492257
You mean that random pic of a thread with a cock in a random coffee machine? Sounds pretty conclusive!
If you weren't such a moron you would question why someone who got caught posting pictures online isn't being monitored eight this second. Or how about his avoidance of naming the business? Not like anything is up for loss. Lastly, it's fucking Sunday. What "clients" are getting followed-up on today?
Holes upon holes
>>26492344
Goes downstairs and mixes honey or any kind of juice into coffee machine. Then sticks object that looks like a soft penis (literally could be anything). Pictures of employees with no proof of anything besides one big troll thread.
>>26492395
>shitting on old school trolling
why
>>26492395
>You mean that random pic of a thread with a cock in a random coffee machine?
Whole thread ha 10+ pictures
>who got caught posting pictures online isn't being monitored eight this second.
Hes idiot or infact not being monitored well
>r how about his avoidance of naming the business?
Literally obvious why not
>Lastly, it's fucking Sunday.
What is an Australian
Fucking idiot. Look when thread was made THE TIME WHEN AUSFAGS GO TO WORK
>>26492007
I remember you posting that story last week. Good job, fuck the normies
>>26492465
>Whole thread ha 10+ pictures
You really think those pics can be fake lmao
>>26492417
He has the best story ever to tell at interviews:
> OP; why did you leave your last job.
There was a lot of disgruntled people and constant infighting there, and one day someone pissed in the coffee machine.
Since it was near my desk, someone started spreading rumors that I had done it, and management felt something had to be done.
They didn't try to find who did it; just told me that I would be fired and everyone would be told it was because I had pissed in the coffee machine.
I guess it was easier to blame me, and call the problem solved, than try to find the sicko who did it. I wonder if it has happened again after I left.
>>26490916
haha I remember your thread OP
>>26492465
>What is an Australian
Whole thread confirmed as a troll thread.
>>26492523
>still believing crappy thread caps are solid evidence.
>conveniently can't produce any actual pics, or even a timestamp.
>numerous prior sightings of this exact thread
Imbecile
>>26492332
>only 5 employees
>somehow justifies a two story office
Makes perfect sense
>>26492671
What is a mezzanine
Now you are going to starve to death thriving on rats to survive!
Hahhahahah the system works!
>>26492694
The better question would be "what is the name and address of the business?"
Easily provided by op should he be telling the truth. Much better to give convoluted explanations to otherwise straightforward questions
>>26491907
Holy shit this is some poetic justice!
I'm sorry lad but you deserved it. Good luck feeding on rats, that is if you decide not to terminate yourself.
>>26490916
>pin
>sticky note
>pinning up a sticky note
fucking psychopath
Call me a moralfag normie or whatever all you want, op deserves this. He's the dumbass that's gonna be homeless because he couldn't help himself from being a cunt.
>>26491616
Not necessarily. If he's just getting fired, he's fucking lucky. This is the kind of thing that can get you arrested and face civil charges too. If he isn't complicit, they might just be inclined to press charges.
>>26492940
not only that but it hurts job opportunities for everyone in the future and make it harder to get hired
>>26491452
>seriously thinking you'd ACTUALLY get away with this on nu-4chan
>>26491758
Call the police, fucker.
For everyone saying this is fake, I found the thread in archives. One of the photos looks like it's time stamped.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26349461/#q26350997
This shit is real my niggas. OP really is this much of a dumb faggot
>>26492058
>I did this for uuussss!
Any of these faggots going to bail you out of jail for giving them sick memes and lulz? You're off your rocker, out of touch with reality, and fucking retarded. I guess reality is slapping you in the face with its monster cock now, huh? I'm actually happy that this is happening to you. I get so sick and tired of people being coddled and allowed to live in a fantasy world where everything just caters to their delusions.
>>26492058
I appreciate your sacrifice anon, good luck finding another job. If I were you I would wipe this last job from your resume and just tell anyone that you have been travelling and that's why you have such a large gap in your employment - normies will forgive any gap for travelling for some fucking reason.
