What's the nicest thing somebody has said to you?
>"when he gets older, he's gonna be a lady killer."
>"you're really smart, but you are THE definition of lazy."
"You have pretty eyes"
When the teacher made us give another person a compliment and she probably couldn't think of anything else.
you're pretty alright
>when he gets older, he's gonna be a lady killer.
this...
>>26484898
>"you have greath teeth"
>>26484951
Are they trying to tell you to become the Jeffrey Dahmer of females?
>>26484898
>>"you're really smart, but you are THE definition of lazy."
I guess every dumbass experienced that line.
conversation with two female colleagues
"do you use tinder?"
-"i bet he doesn't need it"
"You're a disgusting, despicable, waste of human life."
>you know a lot about a lot
>I'm constantly shocked by how much random shit you know
>anon I enjoy talking with you because I learn something new every time
My ability to retain useless trivia has always been my best asset
'If you told this kid to run at a brick wall. He would hit that wall head first as hard as he could and he'd be right back up to hit it again. I mean that in the best possible way'
'You're too good for the real world'
'You're comfy'
It's not really the words that matter but the honesty in the tone.
>>26484998
Wow, you really had it bad, even in thread where people try to remember nicest things the life gave you nothing, you're so sad and depressed, you just want it to be better, I'm so sorry bro.
>"Daaayyum dude your dick is fucking massive!"
>my friend yelled this alll over the fucking hall at group shower
>tfw manlet, girls would aproach asking it was true and then just kinda walk off after confirmation
who /big dick manlet/ here?
I don't really remember anything nice
>>26484898
Once a gay guy told me I had nice eyes and smile but I think he just wanted to pound my beta ass since I've never heard it from a gril
>'wow anon you're looking really good'
>thanks
>'do you work out?'
>a little
>'it really shows'
She said this in front of the whole class when it was silent. And yes I did have a Sixpack back then (teenage bod man, so easy to look nice), happened to wear a rather tight shirt. Didn't go anywhere, guess she expected me to respond to advances, boy was she wrong. She's way better off now. I'm happy that's the case.
>'when you talk everyone listens'
This was a great confidence Booster. I often thought my words fell on deaf ears because they didn't seem to process it well. But hearing this meant that I saw them in a much kinder way. I sympathized more with the idea of people not understanding my way of putting things. I'm so much better at explaining now.
>'Hey anon can you please help me with math'
>says the girl who's taking collage courses in highschool
That was really nice. I could help and she knew it. Maybe I didn't have to, probably not. But man was she nice. Wasn't good enough for her obvious.
>'Anon you don't have to take the verbal exam. I can tell you have trouble speaking but I know the capacity is there when you don't have your issues'
English teacher. Really nice dude, American and big boned. But by far the most kind teacher I've seen. Not because of the letting me skip of course.
>'Anon you're really interesting and smart. I bet you're gonna be a great man someday'
From the girl who had been a model since age 8, when she was 16. The thing is that she really was a genuinely nice person in so many ways I didn't realize until afterwards.
Could probably write more. People are always nice to me when I can stand being with them.
>>26484898
"You ask dangerous questions."
>>26485121
You should walk on hand and make your dick take your height.
>>26484898
Ive probably had people say nice things to me all my life, but for some reason i can't remember them. All i remember is when people told me i was a fat piece of shit and they hoped i would drunk drive or jump off of a building.
>I will always love you.
She lied.
>>26484898
He's kind of sweet? He's kind of charming when he tries? He's not that big of a douche......
Yeah that's about it..... all of them ended up changing their minds, abandoning me when they finally foudn the beta virgin to replace all the chads they'd been fucking or otherwise drifted off.
>I used to be scared when I looked into your eyes, but now I feel safe.
>>26485222
>Humblebragging this hard.
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>>26484898
My grandma allways kept saying im very good looking.
My parents allways keept saying im smart.
My childhood friends allways kissed my ass since my parents used to be wealthy and i was allways the guy buying pizza and paying at the arcade for everyone.
But by far the most flattering were the escorts calling me "love'' or "handsome" or whatever ,i allways blushed like a faggot when they said that even thou i knew its fake as fuck and they hate me
>>26485268
yeah i love you/you're sweet/you'll find someone someday/love yourself - definite lies.
everyone saying i was smart was a big one too.
>>26485388
This made me feel better about my life. Thanks.
>you're like hte sweetest guy I know
- spoken by bipolar insane gothic chick I made out with a few times in college but never got past 2nd base
>haha you're cute
and I fucking hate it, denies anything I say or do and makes me feel like a complete manchild. How to even respond to that?
>>26484939
That's still a nice compliment.
I have red cheeks which i am incredibly insecure about. A coworker in her thirties told me they'll get in handy when i'm older. I guess that counts as a compliment?
I assume they'll make me look younger when im 40 years old.
Yay.
>>26484951
>>26484898
That's not a complement. Any guy slays pussy in his 30s because that's the age women become undesirable and desperate while guys build their careers. That's essentially an admission that you'll only have success as a beta provider for desperate women.
>>26485348
This is bragging m8.
Do I seem humble?
I've gotten worse though.
>>26485453
>I have red cheeks which i am incredibly insecure about
Shit brother, me too. I also tend to get flustered real easily, which feeds into my social anxiety and thus causes me to get more flustered more often in a never ending loop.
>>26484898
There was this girl about 5 years ago and she would always compliment me on my looks. I was 15 and she was 25.
>"wow you're gonna be so attractive when you're older. i hope i can stay hot"
>"you're really cute. i want to pinch your little cheeks."
th-thanks.
>>26484898
i honestly can't remember a single time someone said something nice to me
I was talking to my oneitis about how lazy I am and I told her I was stupid in a kinda joking way. She replied by telling me I'm not stupid in a serious tone.
It meant a lot to me.
>>26485522
Same ;_;
3lk12j3213
>"Hey, here's your pencil back, thanks for lending it to me."
I'll never forget that moment.
nothing, because I have no redeeming qualities.
The best I can remember is some lady mentioned that I am a walking encyclopedia.
Guess its great I use Wikipedia instead of starting a family..
>go to woman doctor for physical
>"have you ever had sex"
>"n-no"
>"don't lie to me"
>"i-im not"
>>26485559
You're well spoken and self-aware.
There. Someone's said something nice about you. :)
>>26485436
>tfw always call guys cute
is this bad or something?
>>26485652
Why would a doctor ask this?
literally the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me:
>i'll get them to stop hitting you if you get naked and eat this dog shit
>rig the printer to smoke
>some tattle tale tells the teacher I shorted it
>teacher is impressed by both of us and complements us on our electronics skills.
11-y-o.
Printer was severely damaged but plugged in.
He got complemented for knowing what a short is if you didn't get it. I got complemented for understanding resistances well enough to estimate that the fuse wouldn't go quickly if I let it short through something not as conductive.
I was called a pyromaniac by the class for a while though.
>>26485666
>self-aware
>>26485671
To rule out STDs I suppose.
>>26485667
its just not the same as being called handsome or something like that
>>26485526
was she hot?
oregano.
>A nice, funny, and goofy guy. That's my anon :)
I was 14 years old. I didn't know how to advance it and I hate myself for it.
"You're the smartest person I think I've ever met"
"Holy shit brah, you need to take me shopping. How do you always know what goes together?"
"Your girlfriend is a very lucky lady."
Honestly I can't think of what someone said is my nicest but these are a few off the top of my head.
>>26485986
>girlfriend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>girlfriend
Obligatory reeeeeeeee.
>>26485667
It doesn't register well as a compliment with me. I know girls use the word to avoid a broader vocabulary that could be far more flattering and it's somehow accepted.
Its not bad. But I'd much prefer other words like.. Just about anything that doesn't translate to an insult:
Wow he's so dreamy (yes cheesy but much better)
Oh girls look at that guy ain't he fine (fine is a nice word)
Sexy, hot, fuckable (bit crude but I don't mind).
But generally the more words you use the better (cut before it's an essay). I honestly think you could read erotica to a guy (from what I've read, maybe describe his dick less).
But cute is fine, it communicates the idea.
>>26484898
>smart but lazy XD
>>26486011
>assuming people don't assume
Bad assumption. Ascertain more information before you assess the situation and make an action plan.
>>26484898
>Are you a cop?
Pretty much everyone in the bar.
>You're smart, what are you even doing here? (referring to military)
n-no one said it had to be the opposite gender
>>26486092
Nvm, I thought the worse, not the nicest
>>26485603
fuck red cheeks, i also have red hair so i look like a fucking strawberry
>'Anon you should really wear jeans more'
>never wear jeans
>decide to wear jeans a week later
>'wow anon you look nice :)' *smacks butt*
And I think we stop there because then it just got awkward.
>>26484898
>tfw you were always complimented on being smart, but not having worked hard
haha, good thing i never wanted to do anything useful with my life anyways.
"You seem like someone who gets ladies all the time"
...not sure if sarcastic
>>26484898
"You have a pretty smile anon! you should smile more."
"You're a qt"
Male robot feelsgoodman
>>26484898
>smart but lazy
Yeah...no you are just retarded mate. If you actually were smart you would'n be lazy and actually use that "brain" of yours instead of hiding behind bad excuses.
>'every guy watches porn, I'm sure anon for example has watched porn, he's a guy'
Sexed had this ask embarrassing questions bit. So it's a compliment in the sense that this moron thinks I'm the least likely to watch porn.
>tfw there was only two guys who had gotten laid in class but 60% of the girls
This was ages 13-14. Legal limit is 15, why do girls do this. Give us a chance ;_;
>>26485388
>escorts calling me "love'' or "handsome"
Jesus I hate this shite, you're a fucking whore and I'm here to use you like a fleshlight, I don't want to hear about your day and stop asking me about my life, aren't you supposed to have some fucking level of proffesionalism here.
The ironic thing about this is hearing whores complain about people thinking they're friends or something when they the fucking smae thing themselves
>>26485652
this make me laught
>>26486283
No smart but lazy means you are smart without much effort but because of that you just dont care at all.
>>26485652
Did she send you to the shrink
>>26484898
"you have an AESTHETIC dick. It looks really nice. Normally I dont like dicks that are only 6 inches but yours is nice"
A girl I was sexting until she frienzoned me. but she is way cooler as a friend and she got std's so I am happy that it ended up this way.
>>26484898
>you look intelligent
too bad it meant "you are fucking ugly but I wanted to compliment you anyway"
>if you killed yourself, no one else would listen to me
The life of a beta orbiter is neither rewarding nor happy
>>26485031
This and the two in OP are the only ones i get. Everyone loved being with me in history, geography and literature classes because of the amount of random shit i knew about everything and could stop the class at will by talking about a particular subject with teachers and assault them with questions.
Sadly it's useless in life and still didn't get me a job.
>>26486419
>Normally I dont like dicks that are only 6 inches
>you have large eyes, like a hamster
>you're the only genuinely nice person I know
Yet no one talks to me now. If I was the nice guy, then why not interact with me?
>>26484898
>you're a big guyfor them
>Wow if I was the same size as you I would bully everyone to get my way
Not surprising that that was said by a woman, though I'm not exactly sure that was a compliment
>You look like the fucking Hulk, I wish you'd cum all over my face
Said by a gay man
>You're really smart, I thought you'd be really dumb just by looking at you
Y-you too
>I feel so protected when you're around
I imagine the intent was a compliment, but in reality is essentially calling me a beta provider cuck
Can't really think of any
one day I was hanging out with girls from my class at college and they told me
>we thought you are just this kind of quiet and creepy guy
but it somewhat torn me up inside. because in reality I was what they thought me to be and I was just putting out act of lifetime.
>>26486490
she is really really slutty but also funny as fuck and surprisingly not a stacie. She is a big redditor tho. Overall she's a really great friend but definitely not someone I would want to date.
she's funny tho cause of how much r9k would hate her.
>she's 6 feet tall and wont date a guy under 6'1"
>she is a feminist but likes to get dominated and treated like a bitch in bed
>she is a roastie
>uses reddit
she is funny as fuck to hang with tho so it's not like I am autistic enough to care about all those red flags
>You don't talk very much, but when you do, it's nice.
>>26486579
I know a guy exactly like you. He is an engineer (a really really smart and hard working one. not just one of the retards who passed calc) but everyone thinks he is gonna be some stupid jock because he is massive and is jacked.
dude is literally chad, but is so bro-tier
>>26486579
Have you only recieved compliments without underlying meanings anon? Have you ever recieved an "obligatory compliment", like your mom patronizing you when you were young?
>>26484898
>Nobody cares about your opinion
Nicest thing ever told to me
>>26485121
>taking a piss outside
>girl comes up and grabs my cock
>"wow, you've got a thick cock"
>sperg out and tell her not to touch my dick when I'm pissing
My dick is pretty big when erect but a solid 2 inches when flaccid so she was probably just taking the piss out of me
>>26485031
Do you work on cars, or rather you used too, but then quit to go back to school?
I feel like I know you anon, and maybe even gave you one of these compliments
>Fuck off anon
>>26484898
Same girl told me
>"you have a gift. don't fucking waste it."
I don't remember the last time someone complimented me in a genuine way.
I was told OP's second line once.
>>26484898
>I don't understand how you haven't found a girlfriend yet
>Those are _the_ perfect nipples for me.
>>26484898
Old ladies always compliment me on my eyes and hair, black girls always compliment my hair and my ass. My hair is long, blonde, and wavy, eyes bright blue, and the black girls say that I have a "juicy ass for a white boy".
In fact, if it weren't for chicks who have hit the wall and black women, I'd never get laid.
>>26485666
i loved that gif
>>26486303
80-20 rule
>>26486572
because stop being 'nice', start doing whatever you like
"You seem like you'd be a good friend to have, if only you'd open up more"
Female coworker from a new job I got a month ago
Everyone always tells me I'm really smart.
>tfw smart
>>26487298
>tfw you realise smart doesn't really get you very far
>>26485883
Yeah, she was pretty qt.
>You have boyfriend eyes
A female acquaintance, she said my eyes are warm or something as well
>You're a bloody empath!
High empathy is the only thing I can agree with and accept as "compliment".
I get called smart and kind a lot as well, yet I'd say I'm only of average intellect and I'm not exceedingly nice. I'm just normal.
Other than that, standard things friends and family are obligated to claim about you even though it's bollocks.
>>26486606
No. I hate you more.
>school shooters are people like you
I was on a buss one day and an elderly women complemented my hair saying "you have such lovely hair." This made me feel really good for the rest of the day,it was after school btw.
Another time >bestgirl said "you look nice in glasses" I was a beta fagget and replied "naw yur jut syn dat" felt like a fagget.
At the gym I was cheating a bit on my shoulder rows and a fisherman looking guy came up to me and corrected my form, he told me I was going to be huge = I'm going to make it.
Haven't had anything recent though :(
>You're very handsome
Had some little girl tell that to me while I was at work.
>you seem like an honest guy
>you're very conscientious
>you're the realist dude I know
Most of my compliments have come from customers.
>>26486606
In what ways is she "funny as fuck?"
>you have your own logic that only applies to yourself
several people told me that. Best compliment I ever received.
>>26484898
>You could be anything but it seems like you just don't care
-several people over several years
>>26486312
This shit is a total turnoff. Fucking kills my boner.
>"Dude you look DEAD like Norman Bates"
>work with chad tier normie in foreign country for 4 months
>at first we dislike each other as we're the complete opposite
>grow on each other, he kind of accepts my autism
>in hotel room waiting to fly back to Britbong
>been drinking together
>ask him "what should i do to be more like you?"
>he says "mate, you're a fucking great guy, but you've got to stop being such a floppy cock"
Nicest thing anyone ever said to me
>>26484898
Not said but once a random girl wawed at me when I was on bike.
Feelt nice.
>>26488074
That's not a compliment...
>By my logic it is :^)
I see right through you, you stupid smelly breathed fuck. Don't post on my board ever again if you're going to be such a obvious unfunny FUCK
"I like your eyelashes"
>I'd fancy you if you were more outgoing
How do I be more confident guys? Or at least appear that way
>>26488445
psychology, become someone else, repeat that everyday imagining yourself as someone more confident, never forget it, you are not a loser cunt cuckold, you are a confident chad, everything else is bullshit
>>26488445
get experience in being outgoing
>>26484898
"You have nice hips"
Didn't really know how to respond tbqh
>>26488445
To be more confident you must become more confident.
>>26485031
Ryan? That you?
>>26484898
Family or non-family member?
>family
My dad said he was proud of me for how dedicated I was to fitness once and he said it really sincerely.
>non-family
I was invited out to work on a school project for a group assignment once and later we went to this gaming parlour place to play pool and this Asian girl said I looked like a model.
That was REALLY shocking because nobody else ever said anything close to a compliment on my appearance before.
>i'm so obsessed with you
>if i didn't have a bf, oh my god, i would die to be with you
>you are so fuckin smart for your age, you are probably the most complicated person i know
>you have the most amazing lips and teeth i have ever seen
and comments about my humor and hair were always nice to hear before i got together with my gf
>mfw i am fat lazy ugly depressed fuck
>you know so much about norse mythology
said no girl ever
>Your voice sounds hot
>>26487497
thanks famillia
>>26488006
We just have similar senses of humor and get along together. we make jokes about the same things and when we hang out we are laughing 24/7
>You look so cute with short hair!
I have a receding hairline lel
>I like your shoes
Two different grills have complements them even though my mom said they were ugly.
>You have a nice butt!
My ass has been complements on a couple occasions by grills, I'm pretty sure it was just banter each time though.
A girl once told me that she wishes she had my eyebrows which I think is a good thing.
>>26489464
>You look like Sheldon from Big Bnag Theory
3 different people have told me this
I don't know if it's a complement
>>26489495
Didn't mean to quote, my bad yo
>>26489495
>>26489525
No worries anon. Definitely not a compliment btw
>>26484898
>Wow you're going to be super successful when you grow up
>Wow you read those grown up books and you're only 12? You're going to do great things
Proved them super fucking wrong
me - 1
them - 0
>tfw someone tells you they want to be as smart as you but you are actually dumb as fuck
>"you have a nice bone structure"
in regards to my face. I get that a few times from a female, but I'm still treated like an ugly guy.
I've only ever received two complements from random grills. They were years apart but they were both exactly the same.
>you have nice eyes
Guess i have nice eyes bros.
>>26484898
>"oh you look handsome in your picture" - lady at the dmv
>>26484898
>>26484898
>>"when he gets older, he's gonna be a lady killer."
Oh boy, they didn't even realize how right they were.
I received two compliments from random girls I don't know when out walking on two seperate occasions recently
>oh my god you're so good-lookin'
>I like your hair
I was too spaghetti to say anything back to either though. I probably could have said something if not for the fact that they both had friends with them.
When I was 14 a cashier at a supermarket said I had really clear skin and could be an actor.
The oneitis has told me I'm really smart on multiple occasionsbut she already has a boyfriend
>you are so smart, i bet you will become a millionaire
>you look really good, all the girls are mirin at you
>>26490033
Are you implying you've murdered women?
>>26484939
i remember gettin caught being stoned in school and got sent to the nurse who ironically had the last name cronic
said this line to me but couldn't tell if she was flirting
>>26490187
if this literally happened to know i would straight up laugh at her face
>>26484898
>walking down the street
>group of high school girls turn corner in front of me
>alpha female says "you're cute"
>I say nothing because I was 23 years old at the time
>>26484898
>"when he gets older, he's gonna be a lady killer."
I had family say the same thing when I was younger, the exact opposite happened instead.
>>26490258
You got killed by ladies? RIP
>>26490258
old generation had much different perspective of beauty
classical and modern beauty are different
>>26490164
Fuck off alphabetagency
>You have really pretty eyes
>You lied! You said it was gonna be that big.
>You're really kind, you're always looking out for others first
Those are the only ones that come to mind
>HELP! ANON IS EYE RAPING ME!!!
>>26490299
I'm only nearing 21 so it's not much of a generation difference. I'm just horrible with women and people in general. I'd certainly look better with a bit of weight loss and a tan for certain.
I came to this thread to post but i actually cant recall last time someone gave me one.
Fuck.
>>26488606
I got told I had big hips once, my response was
>well at least I'll have beautiful daughters then
>>26490436
its the exact difference
old generation are 50-60 right now
old notion of "handsome men" is just like that robot that does food reviews on youtube (forgot his name) he is well spoken,mannered and a fine gentleman. that used to be attractive back in the day
>>26484898
It wasn't said to my face, but a girl told my friend that i was beautiful but too shy(I'm a guy).
>tfw
>"You're the only person who ever asked how I was. You were the only person who cared"
>tfw so fucked in the head you cant take a compliment without assuming its all part of some plan to make fun of you
>>26490571
This
I don't trust people
>anon has been acting very different lately
>that's because he's been getting some
too bad its not true
>>26490571
you are obviously not the only one
Nurse once told me while taking my blood: "Wow you have very beeautiful hands. Dream of heroin junkie"
>>26490522
ah, this is a good feel
best feel i had must be when ex gf told me i had a big dick and "not just big but also really thick"....
t-thanks..
>>26490597
>get a phone call during some guy's birthsday
>he asks me if its a chick
>Wow, you wrote that? My respect for you went way higher
>>26485222
This isn't /r/askreddit, faggot. gtfo with that normie garbage.
"I'm jealous of your eyelashes, they are so long"
The basis of every compliment I've received ever
>>26490818
>mfw a girl was overly nice to be just because i was ahead in English class
>>26490875
It wasn't an english thing or in any class
>>26484898
It's not something she said but something she did, she's an acquaintance I speak to semi regularly.
I was walking out of college and putting my head phones in, alone as usual, when I heard a shout, she shouted my name and caught up to me.
It's nothing and I feel stupid for writing it here, but it captured me that she really, actually wanted my company. How insane and amazing is that. I guess the best compliment I ever had was also from her, I caught up to her walking to the train station and she said she'd been keeping an eye out for me, how great is that?
>all of my parent's friends say that i'm handsome and going to grow up to haved lots of girlfriends
>now I'm a 23 yo KV
>>26491016
Have you made any steps to create any bonding and friendship?
>>26490571
This, except trying to get me to do something. The problem is I keep falling for it over and over again. Shows how stupid I am.
>>26484898
>smart but lazy
I wish this meme would end.
>>26491083
Well whenever I see her I talk to her, and it's not awkward or anything. But she has a boyfriend of 3 years and we've only been talking and only in person for about two weeks. I'd like to call her my friend but I'm not sure it's at that stage and I don't want to scare her off.
She is actually the one that started talking to me, not the other way around, I think it's because she doesn't have many friends, maybe she's desperate, but so am I.
Thank you for taking interest in my story, I guess I needed to get it out.
>>26491150
I'm a genius desu, just super lazy baka
>>26491169
Yeah bro, she's totally desperate for your dick man.
>I like your hair color
>you're kind
>>26491169
Cool thing, don't screw this relationship
>>26490323
Arrgh!
Foiled again!
>>26491194
>Yeah bro, she's totally desperate for your dick man.
She has a boyfriend, I couldn't bring myself to ruin another man's relationship
>>26491213
It is cool, talking to someone is amazing. It's like I've been frozen for years and suddenly there's this warmth, and I'm thawing out. I'm trying as hard as I can not to scare her off.
I sort of forget everything when we speak, it's like falling into a trance and just having a conversation.
>>26484898
who is this girl anon?
>>26484898
>you are the dumbest smart person ive ever met
one of my favourite teachers and probably the one who had the most influence in my life said this. i still remember it and i think it pushed my life in a positive direction.
>>26491283
However, Important thing is you shouldn't ever seek for happiness in another person. The only one who can make you happy is you. I know how it sounds but it is true. It is you who will always will be there fr you, not other people.
>>26491387
This
Also remember to always be yourself
>>26484898
>in class
>overhear two girls talking
>one says: "I can't imagine a hot guy taking a shit"
>other responds: "yeah I can't imagine Anon doing that"
the dentist said that my brushing is perfect
>>26491387
Yeah I understand this, and I know it's not healthy but when I have someone else it gives constancy to my life.
I find myself doing all these things I was too depressed to do before, showering everyday, brushing my teeth, going to bed early, caring for my appearance. It's not the person that matters, just that there is a person. Do you get me?
>>26491435
what does the B.E. stand for?
>you'd get so much tail if you took a shower more often
>mfw I still haven't showered since I heard that three weeks ago
>>26484939
My teacher in elementary school did the same thing, kid next to me said "you aren't that stupid"
>>26491493
Yes, I understand you. Just telling you to take care. Cheers
>>26491543
I will take care. It's important not to base your life off of other people because they can and will leave, it's hard though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrulQAZq7Y8
For all of you here. This song helps me sometimes
>you're one of the nicest lads I've ever met, you just need more confidence
I've lost count of the number of times I've heard that. It doesn't even feel much like a compliment anymore, considering the stigma about "nice guys". Also;
>"be honest anon, when was the last time you had sex?"
>"er, about a year ago"
>"whaaaaaat, anon? I can't believe that. It can't have been that long"
I lied, of course, being a KV and all. I was just surprised it didn't radiate off me.
>>26491683
Thank you for sharing anon, I will also share a song that should be required listeing for all robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaE-sBJQixg
>>26491728
Something I've always said is that it's very hard not to be nice.
>>26491728
>people always assume you had a gf
im just ready with the same premade lie every time, i have names,locations and everything
>>26484898
>"I love you"
Best new feel.
>>26491813
It's time for your girlfriend to have a tragic accident, and for you to go on the reound with pity fucks
>>26491872
good idea, i should have come up with this since im a good liar
>"I know for a fact you could do all these without a problem, you just need to arse yourself."
Said by a teacher when I was taking an extra semester for being too lazy. Was one of the harshest guys too.
>"I'm proud of you, son. You're becoming a much better man than I ever was"
My dad, one time when he was drunk. Still though.
>"That was one of the best matches I've had the honor to corner"
Said by my coach after taking my first ring win
The irony is that i've had girlfriends and girl friends, yet none of them pretty much ever said anything nice I'd remember years to come.
>>26491960
Just gotta act quiet, practice the 1,000 yard stare and milk that fucker. Don't say she died recently, say you buried her recently, lessens the likelihood of you getting found out.
>You got really beautiful eyes anon
This was said by a qt grill with a gorgeous booty who sat in front of me back in highschool. I was even more beta than now, but less than my desk partner, who answered to that compliment destined to me by saying "you too". I stayed silent.
>>26492037
you are genius. too bad my poker face does not exist. I start to smile like retard even when I lie about petty matters.
>>26492107
Take it from an experienced liar, you've just got to live it, imagine her dieing, imagine how you got the news, how you felt, the final goodbyes on the rainy day you lowered her into the ground, how you never saw her face again due to cremation (no headstone to not exist then) how the last time you spoke to her you had an argument about how you don't go out with her enough, how you never got to say goodbye to her. Live it and it will come.
>>26484898
>"Interesting to look into your eyes"
>>26492226
hmm a lot of people told me about this. that you need to convince yourself that it actually happen. but what is the best way? some kind of meditation. or you are just going over scenarios every day and add up details?
"you only look good when you iron your hair"
>>26492226
you're cucking yourself without realizing it. your body can't tell the difference between real and perceived stress. you're putting yourself through the stress of having a dead gf by thinking about all of these things. Probably taking years off of your life instead of just being honest to a nice patient grill.
>>26491536
>tail
wtf you into beast bro? you a furry or summat?
>>26488700
>mfw some negro keeps posting my name constantly to shit that fits me even though i only lurk
pls stop lad
>>26484898
excluding my mom or my grandparents i actuallt cant think of anything.
>>26492650
if you look like heck its probably your very few slim chances of ever getting laid
girls manipulate often, then its not a very uncommon practice to them
>someday you'll find someone who loves you and cares about you, you're cuter, smarter and sweeter than most of the guys I've fucked. I just don't see you that way.
-Stacey, as she "comforted" me after getting rejected for the billionth time
>>26492781
>mfw a girl told me exact same thing and then rejected my friends request on facebook
i just wanted to rub my jimmy
>>26492869
Sad part is she's my neighbor and my only friend. She's infatuated with this Chad that told her he only likes her as a bootycall.
>Anon, I like him because he's a real man. He's confident and I feel safe and protected around him. You're the best man I know but you're too insecure for me
I still wonder what this magical thing called confidence is. Sometimes I wonder if it's just code for you're too much of a sperglord for me.
>>26492945
confidence is a meme, its not something you can measure by just looking at someone
>>26485667
cute is too ambiguous and over-used.
Just because something is cute, doesn't mean you're attracted to it.
Animals are cute, babies are cute, plushies are cute, dresses are cute, shoes are cute, jewelry is cute, cartoons are cute, cars are cute, just about anything can be called cute.
When you call a guy cute he doesn't know if you want to hug him, fug him, or keep walking on past because you just saw a cute outfit in the window of that cute boutique down the street next to the cute boy with a cute dog.
>>26484898
I humbly request sauce.
>you're hair looks nice
I had a bowl cut.
Never saw her again.
>>26484898
>Your short hair makes you seem more masculine.
>>26484898
>Cool shoes.
They were pretty cool.
>>26484898
I always get ''you're handsome''
which basically mean ''you're kinda good looking, just not enough for me''
>>26490571
hello my fellow paranoid android
>>26492983
>its not something you can measure by just looking at someone
nigga wut
>>26485031
Late reply, but you sound like an alright person m8. Would hang out with.
>>26484898
I honestly can't remember the nicest thing, but for recently I was told that I was a good boss. As for something towards intimacy I've been told that I have a great smile and could always make her laugh and she always told me that I'm a great guy when I tell her that I hate body. (BDD is suffering).
>>26484898
"Why hasn't a handsome young man like you got a girlfriend?"
this and all variations thereof tbqh
>>26484898
>"You're the nicest black person I've ever met"
>me: u-um thanks.
I also get "you're the whitest black person on the planet and "you're more white than most white people"
Are these complements or insults???
>>26486147
Fuck this happened to me a lot at different work places. I have no ass and people always put me in an uncomfortable position. And they would compliment me too which is nice but I've never taken it.
I've been told I was a good dancer I guess. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing and don't believe it when they say that. My literal dance move is pelvic thrusting and doing some stupid john travolta pulp fiction dance moves. Now imagine that while being a 6'2 250lb male and a literal 4/10
>>26484898
"I will help you." There was something afterwards too but I forgot.
By my first infatuation, too.
Lots of people also praise my ability to sing and dance but I don't think I am that good.
Then this girl that asked help with English (even a proficient teacher learned from me so it's the usual) but after someone shoved her request into personal space she said something like "I could do more than that for him" iirc some guy said she should kiss me. I think I asked what's in it for me as a joke since I like helping but felt like playing it up so I never bothered to learn if she was honest.>>26484939
She's a Stacy that I kind of lusted after but did nothing because I hate parties and was trying to forget my tumblrita crush
>>26484898
a qtipi grill told me "stop being a weirdo cos ur really hot"
>>26489369
A lot of women told me that i had a very feminine butt.
I legitimately can't think of anything.
I don't think I've ever received a meaningful compliment from someone besides my mother.
>>26495217
Neither, they're racist.
Go rob some people and have some illegitimate children if you want to seem blacker since that's what all real niggas do.
If anyone points out that you're now a worthless criminal, that's racist, too.
Basically, if you're black, everyone else is a racist.
>>26487298
>tfw you realize they say because its the only quality you have
>ignore those bitches anon, they're retarded
>you're better than you think you are
-nice senior girl who kissed me to make a bunch of stacey cunts stop bullying me back in high school
I didn't fall in love or anything, but that helped me survive dark times
>>26485436
That's a compliment anon.
>>26495445
Stupid phone. Sorry for that quote.
>>26486032
That is why we use it. "Cute" is an ambiguous compliment that we can give a guy without looking weird or desperate, like we would if we called a guy "fine." When we call a guy cute, it usually means fine anyway.
>"I'm not gonna lie, that's probably the best sex I've ever had."
Either that or
>"I love you"
It's been a while since I've heard either.
>>26484986
you mean ted bundy?
>>26484898
>tfw numerous compliments throughout life
>tfw barely anything to show for it
>>26484898
>Freshman year
>exam day
>entire grade gets put into lunch room for test taking
>everyone takes their seats and starts looking around to see who's sitting next to who
> a bunch of stacys sees me.
>start giggling n shit
> one blurts out "anon is soo ugly he's cute!"
> half the room turns and looks at me
> they start laughing while I look away and try to hide my tears.
Passive aggressive shit is the worst
>Anon, you have beautiful eyes
>the more I know you the more I'm surprised by what you're doing
>I missed touching your hair *proceed to caress hair* -goosebumps-
>"you have a really great voice! you should totally do radio, anon!"
>"i never noticed before, but you have green-ish eyes. they're really beautiful, actually!"
>"to be honest anon, i "reject" most of the people that talk to me, yet, i still talk to you every single day. see, that's how interesting you are, anon. don't ever think you're not interesting"
>"anon, you never fail to make me laugh, even on my shittiest days"
>"you're so amazing at drawing!"
All of this said by 2 different girls girls. First two were said by one girl, the rest were said by another girl.
But what does that even matter. The first girl fucking ghosted me out of nowhere not even 1 year after we graduated middle school, and the second girl is in a shitty, forced LDR that I seriously doubt will even work out, which PISSES ME OFF EVEN MORE FUCK.
>>26495527
Just curious, is it better to be a "real nigga" or decent human being? Just want some of your "whito wisdom"
>>26485652
That's cute. Did she make fun of you for not being a real man, and say since you can't get sex, your only use will be as a sissy slave, and then she made you go around to her house and live in a cage and she only lets you out to do chores for her and she makes you wear a chastity cage since you don't deserve to fap?
>>26495807
What happened?
oringial ffs
>>26484898
I can't remember, people don't compliment me very often, when they do I assume they're bullshititng me.
"you're smart and quick witted, but you let other people believe in you more than you believe in yourself"
thanks dad
>>26495971
>"you have a really great voice! you should totally do radio, anon!"
I've gotten this before, with the exception of the radio part. And it was from a hairdresser who was chilling and watching me get my hair cut from some mid 40s woman. I wasn't talking much so the person doing my hair asked "what, you don't like your own voice?" I said a few sentences and the qt 3.14 blonde said I really, really like your voice.
This compliment kills me because my voice is fucking awful and it sounds a little gay, even if I speak in a monotonous volume it's pretty identical.
/blog
on a few occasions, i've been called a babe by females.
"Excuse me sir, I just want to let you know that you are very attractive"
>youre a super cool and good looking guy anon you cold easily have a huge circle of friends if you were more outgoing and laid off the /pol/shit
liberal friend whilst he was shitfaced
>i miss you
>came from a girl
>today
>>26484898
I once heard a girl say "Have you seen anon's legs? They're fiiiine!"
i was told quite often i looked like paul mccartney or a fifth beatle. neato
>everyone's fucking retarded, but you're cool
>>26484898
I just remembered a girl saying a similar thing to me. I then fapped.
My parent's think I am intelligent, but I am the epitome of average. I've never received a complement on mu looks. Nobody talks to me other than family.
>I love you so much. I always will. Never forget that.thanks mom
