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>mfw I made a female Tinder profile to scout my competition.
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>mfw I made a female Tinder profile to scout my competition.

It's literally 90% Chad, like really good looking toned men in suits or shirtless with fuckboy haircuts.
How can I compete with that? The 10% of the ugly fucks have no way to play this game.

I'm bettering myself but just by genetics there's no way I can reach that level of attractiveness.
What do girls look for when they browse Tinder, does it even bother having a profile if your picture is not Chad?
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>>26474323
I'm banking.on those fags using similar picture techniques that the girls use, i.e. totally nonrepresentative

please don't correct me if.I'm wrong
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>>26474465
I hope so but how can guys do that?
They all have strong jaws and wear no makeup, most of them don't even use filters.

meanwhile if I straight up take a picture right now I'll look exactly like this guy,.
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game is rigged just kill yourself
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>>26474704
Just BE YOURSELF ANON XDDDD
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>>26474323
i also noticed compared to ok cupid tinder chicks are 90% Stacies and hotter
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I made the mistake of doing this for tinder, felt like shit for days. Since I'm a 5/10.
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>>26476012
I'm impressive. 10 points for trying
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Women want a tall (6ft +) white man with a strong chin (underbite is a huge no no) and defined jawline, generic Chad haircut (short on sides, longer on top), ottermode or built body (body fat percentage below 15%), good smile and alpha personality. Basically, a generic Chad.
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>>26476052
>tfw everything but 6ft+
Even if I work hard, I still get nothing
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>>26475991
This exactly, they are all incredibly attractive at least in my city.

I though surely all these cuties are bots. And bots will send you messages right?
So on my Chad tinder fake profile I swiped on all the cuties expecting bot replies, turns out I think most of them are legit hotties.

AND I'LL NEVER MEET ONE.
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so why don't we robots all dedicate our free time in becoming successful chad slayers? if we defeat chad we control the gf market
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m8 if woman aren't attracted to you on daily life why you think tinder is gonna make a difference?

>b-but tinder is just for people like me who can't get laid in real life
no m8, even if you go to the most nerdy ass anime club there will be a chad. even if he just a lousy beta that look slightly better than you the girls still apply to him because eventually they are all the same, the whole world is a giant horserace for alpha statues and people are too dumb to see it
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so you are saying i should sit by and let fuccboi beta chads pretend to be alpha and steal the qts i know i deserve?
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>>26476445
This

There is no escape. If you're an undesirable male there is no hope for love, it's just simply impossible when there's a superior guy every place you go
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>>26476428
And how would we do that mate
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>>26476525
Just be yourself

Where there'd a will there's a way
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>>26476525
by beating chad at his own game
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I heard that, if you dont look so good, tinder is not an option for you, because there will always be someone who is better, and that one guy is slaming 10 chicks alone. Which drives the demand on boys low.

I think the only way to get a gf is either by approaching them and talking, finding someone while doing your hobby, or pure coincidence
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>>26476525
>knives
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>>26476255
>thought i was about 6ft
>used to laugh at people below 5'11 in manlet threads
>measure myself
>5'10.75

LITERALLY
WAKE ME UP
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>>26476255
>>26477483
>Chad's are upset because they are only an inch below the perfect male height, despite being buff and good looking
>meanwhile I am 5'6" and ugly as fuck and chubby

Fuck off CHAD
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>>26477112
A couple of years ago I did an office admin course and I was one of two guys on it. The other guy was dogshit. In telling slips, the girls would snap at each other when one talked to me, flirted, they were competing. I was the man in that room, and ten metres away outside I was garbage again.
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>>26477626
Time to find my niche, I wonder what it could be, maybe I will join a ballet class.
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Become catfishman and troll roasties.

Set up a fake tinder profile with a bunch of pictures of chad in it, then make dates with women and have them meet "you" at retarded locations. Then, when the get on their way, don't show up.
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>>26477737
Yoga
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>>26477737

10/10 would organise fat gay balette orgies with
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This is so fucking depressing. It's taken so long for me to realize that I am just too autistic and not good looking enough for Tinder. These bitches are all the same. If you are an average guy, forget about it. Even if you're smart and sweet and loyal and honest and just an all around gentleman, none of that shit matters if you're not six feet tall, good looking, preferably white, and preferably wealthy. It all depends on luck. The top 10 percent of male tinder users are swimming in teenage pussy, and the other 90 percent are waiting outside with a bouquet of roses in their hands while Chad gets his dick wet.

We got the shit end of the stick.
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>>26477960
Go to other dating sites and you can fuk chubbies but Tinder is hopeless.
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>>26474323
Ugly guys got a tinder profile and deleted after a week. Those who remain are those that actually have sex thanks to Tinder. It's an attractive people club.
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>>26477808
mfw ugly fat fuck here joined a yoga class

I was the onyl one who couldn't touch my toes.
needless to say I quit
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>>26474323
If you want a girlfriend there's no hope.

Casual sex on tinder is easy though, especially if you lower your standards.
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>>26479373
Where does one find a gf online then plz help
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>>26474323

On days where I actually am looking for more than a fuck there's like 1 decent cool seeming girl for every 100 Stacey-- and 200 ugly/fat chicks thrown in there.

Even when I'm swiping right every fuckable chick I'll maybe get 1 match per 100 chicks (sometimes more, sometimes less).

I am above average in terms of attractiveness, so I'd imagine the majority of chicks are holding out for chad.

Keeping in mind tinder is mostly about looks, I'd say if you are above average stick with it but you're gonna have to go through a lot to find someone (unless you are chad, then you'll probably have no problem)-- average or below you're probably better off looking elsewhere... tinder's probably just a waste of time for you.
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Tfw no one wants to talk to me on tinder
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>>26476052
What's wrong with white women wanting white men?
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>tall
>handsome
>confident

>>INTP
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>>26477960
Why are you looking for women on Tinder then? You are mad at women picking their partners based on appearance yet you yourself look for your gf in the nest of young hot and slutty party girls.
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>>26479625
The savage asian is back kek
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>>26479645

That's the only thing that triggered you there?
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Just make a chick profile or change your gender on your profile to browse the men, the competition is ridiculous.

It's like a white toddler playing against Jordan or Kobe.
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>>26476525
By making Stacies realize that Chad are not bf tier and are douchebags. When we will marry the celibated good religious wives and all the stacies are getting divorced or drug abused, we can Jew-in some studies where we'll show how to filter out Chads and how to identify R9K people.

>tfw it will never happen if intended. Only God can help us now.
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just give up
evolution does not want us
Chad is the future and women are entitled to him
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>>26474323
If they'd let you lie about your gender, what makes you think everybody else isn't lying about their everything. I know nothing about dating sites, but I know a fair bit about human nature, and you're probably psyching yourself out over nothing.
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>>26477960
Ewww you're creepy! xDXXDDD
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>>26480337
i'm praying for robot girls to develop and be mass produced.
That's the real BTFO of stacies.
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My phones been wiped a few times but this is my count right now. Am I Chad
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Nigga please. I'm like 4/10 and I get matches all the time. Ya'll have to be some disgusting spergs if you ain't getting at least two matches a day. Ya'll must also be only swiping the 8-10/10 Stacies as well. You need to swipe every woman, no matter what, unless she states she has a kid in her bio cuz that shit ain't worth all the pussy in the world.
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just be noticable
be another race and cute or some shit
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>>26481000
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVEN'T HAD ONE SINGLE MATCH IN A MONTH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26481136
I'm Asian 6'4 just kind of ugly in the face ottermode and nothing.
Maybe I am picky and don't swipe on fatties or white trash, but 1 match a month is bullshit.
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Why the fuck are there no average looking girls any more? Every girl I see is at least a fucking 8/10.
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>>26481235
Photoshop, lighting, insta filters etc.
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>>26481235

makeup gives them free points
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>>26481235
>Taking their own pictures
>Filters
>Smoothing edges
>Shit tons of make up

Truth is most 8/10s online would be a 4/10 the morning after.
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>>26474323
>just by genetics
what genetics do you even have? 99% of the chads i see are just regular dude who take care of themselves. if you're deformed then go out with deformed chicks.
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>>26481253
>>26481276
I'm talking about outside you spergs.
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i matched and messaged back a forth with a girl i dont really want to do anything with but i dont want to unmatch because i dont want to hurt feelings lmao

someone tell me to do it pls
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>>26481299
Is she cute?
Just fuck and chuck.
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>>26481321
not really tbqh
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>>26477483
Welcome to hell my friend, there is no escape
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>>26481297
Because you live in a big city?
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>>26474323
>I made a female Tinder profile
How did you do that when you have to give them a phone number?

Is your personal phone number now linked to a girls tinder account?
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>>26479589
Luck, anon.
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>>26474323
I'm planning on targeting black chicks. For some reason not too many of them seem to use it even though I live in a predominantly black area.
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>>26477960
Height is pretty much a meme, good looking skinnyfat manlet beats tall muscular with a big cock but sort of ugly every time. I realsie i sound like a fem"""""""bot""""""""" here
>lol im so lonely too u guys

but if I reckon I'm at least slightly above average and I've been barred from even competing in the game, then what hope is there for anyone
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>>26477737
One of my friends took up ballroom dancing and is now dating his dance partner. If you become good at something and do it with women, they'll be attracted to you.
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>>26481411
>make fake facebook page
>they asked me for my number just to send me a confirmation text
>give it
>type in number
That's all mate.
You can delete your account and use your real facebook later.
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>>26481107
Why would I swipe a woman I have no interest in dating though?
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>>26481614
They've still got your actual phone number, though. And it's linked to that account.
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>>26481577
Doing something you don't like to get women who do like that thing? You'll have nothing in common with them.
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>>26481763
Oh well, guess I won't be using tinder as a guy then!
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>>26474323
>How can I compete with that?

Have a life. Young people can't compete with unless they are really attractive or having special talents or abilities have a life already made for them.
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>>26477483
Not as bad as finding out you're NEAR 5'9.
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