ITT: Post your worst nightmare
I'll start
>go to get haircut
>barber starts talking to me
>have to sell car
>person would want to haggle
>will let them drive the price down just so I don't have to interact with them any more
>still being alive at age 40
>grill sits next to you on the bus
> changes seats immediately
Or
>my regular barber is a grill
>heeeeyy so do you have a gf yet
>>26472008
That's just you being a pussy hombre
>>26471986
>Being a door to door salesman
>>26472008
I bought a chadmobile yesterday and negotiated, it isn't that hard because they expect it.
Being sodomized with various objects.
eating by myself in any type of venue
>>26471986
Being waist deep in giant hungry cave spiders while the song 'space jam' plays in the background.
>ANON STAND UP AND TELL THE CLASS YOUR NAME AND WHAT THINGS DO YOU LIKE
Every nightmare I have is related to highschool ;_;
no more dank memes
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>>26473652
I forgot:
For eternity.
>>26471986
Why are r9k so fearful ?
The only thing I fear is fear itself.
>so what did you do today anon?
That my internet history will somehow be uncovered even though I delete every day
A comprehensive list of every thought I've had and embarrassing moment read in excruciating detail to a lecture hall full of family and friends
i had a drea last night where i graduated college but then went back to middle school, but then did some hard drugs and got shot in the throat
>stand in the line with mom
>mom goes away for a minute
>she does not return in time
>you are second in line
