>tfw no ultra slutty gf
>she will never give you road head while you make your third wheel friend sit in the back and watch
>you will never pour olive oil in her anus then go to town
>she will never straddle another mans face as your cream pie leaks out of her
>you will never gag and tie one of her sorority sisters to a bed and take turns fingering her
>she will never blow you in a dirty nightclub bathroom then make out with a tryhard manlet who is flirting with her and spit your cum down his throat
>you will never reach the mile high club with her in your seat instead of the bathroom as she screams out a fake orgasm
Why live?
STOP ANON, IM ON NOFAP
>tfw girlfriend just forced me to help her buttchug a half a bottle of merlot
It was a strange feel
>>26471548
STAY STRONG BROTHER
Just imagine the loads you will put into real pussy you will get when nofap turn you into a confident man.
>>26471794
Hope you get killed painfully normie
>>26471794
she's gonna die of alcohol poisoning
>>26471812
I'm a month of two away from suicide, no worries lad
>>26471873
"Just" meaning a couple days ago. She's fine. I overexaggerated the amount a bit.
>>26471922
is she into much enema play? have you eaten whipped cream out of her ass yet?
>>26471937
Get out white knight enabler
>>26471528
a lot of these fantasies involve your cum entering another mans body
>>26471812
>>you will never pour olive oil in her anus then go to town
damn, never knew i wanted to do this
>>26471993
thas cause faggot...
i thought this was pretty obvious by now?
>>26471528
>fake orgasm
Youve never had sex with me then anon
>>26471528
There's a weird cuck fetishism in this post. Go back to /b/ you gigantic faggot. I"m sure you want another man's semen in your mouth.
>>26472038
Why did you forget to put an apostrophe slut?
>>26472038
Go on (originally)...
>>26471993
>>26472015
>>26472076
There is nothing gay about these. It's only homosexual for the other guy because he is ingesting your cum. You aren't in direct contact with the other guy.
>>26471806
yeah, r-right :'(
