Jobs for robots/autists?
Freelance online, make enough to afford a small studio apt and the necessities.
accounting
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>>26469644
This is harder than you're making out to be.
Stock boy
Receiver
Librarian
femboy slave
>>26469663
Huh, why would it be hard?
>>26469663
Not if you use the hours you'd otherwise spend shitposting on work its not.
No job at all
>>26469644
freelance doing what, I have no skills
dev
Make one super great game and rent out properties with the proceeds, live in one of the houses and make manga, animations, music, and learn languages, science, math, more programming, etc. Also work out 5 days a week
>>26469729
You halfway decent at writing and proofreading? Try copywriting or freelance writing. Pay ain't much but if you want to be more solitary you'd be able to live off of it.
>>26469627
Janitor
Seriously. Most of the time you're alone, can probably get high/drunk if you want.
Anything IT/Maintenance
>>26469694
>>26469695
You're right. I guess i'm just lazy.
>>26469627
Game tester, there are many stupid people at my work and they get by somehow.
>tfw NEET who doesn't leech off mommy and daddy
>>26469774
>I guess i'm just lazy.
That's my dilemma too. I want so badly to have a career where I stay inside sit on my ass and do nothing but I'm pulled towards shitposting because I lack mental self-discipline.
Take time to develop it, beats wagecucking for someone else.
i live with neetbux but occasionally i do original papers for money on philosophy, literature, societal science and whatnot for high school normies who cant be bothered doing one themselves.
glad they cant outsource this to india because it needs to be fluent finnish
>>26469820
>tfw NEET who leeches off of single-mum and her cuck bf
>>26469644
>>26469695
freelancing is almost entirely globalized so if you're american you'll usually be getting less than minimum wage
once you build up a clientbase and get specifically requested by people who want work done, you start making a lot more money doing the same amount of work
t. 5-star textbrokercuck
>>26469893
My parents are divorced too
>tfw free food out of guilt
>>26469933
checking those sweet digits
>>26469997
You were so busy checking you forgot to roll quads!
>>26469627
Is finance a good field for robots?
>>26469652
>>26469627
this OP, I'm an accountant, make 6 figures, and rarely have to interact with humans
I'm desperately lonely and miserable, but at least I have enough money
>>26469740
that's retarded, the only reason undertale exploded was toby fox already being sociable and outgoing on the internet AND best friends forever with internet celebrities/meme comics like gigidigi and homestuck
>>26469652
Don't listen to this retard. Accounting is one of the biggest normie professions there is, especially if you go into audit.
t. accountant
>>26470084
>accountant
>6 figures
I thought you guys made 42k annually
dubs get
lol blox0r im a faggot lol
>>26469627
Security guard
I'd mention IT but you'd need to be smart and since you're a robot you're not smart.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26378179/#26381826
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26378179/#26381826
>>26469762
where can I get this job. I would like to make some extra money.
>>26470123
I work for the government (pic related)
>>26469627
just become a dishwasher
>>26470103
>Put game on steam
>game is dank
>people spread the word
I'm willing to do mindless manual labor, any tips?
>>26470337
Can you work with normies?
donate your organs?
>>26470337
kitchen steward
Anyone here know if biochemical engineer was a good choice?
>>26469627
l33t h@cks
Just kill yourself and be done with it, seriously I'm considering it
Mod in 4chan
Are there any jobs where you don't have to interact with anyone or very minimal contact with others?
I make a relatively good amount of money from sports gambling (like a few thousand per year), but it's obviously not enough to live on long term.
>>26470285
That would imply less money.
>>26470351
Sure bloxx
>>26470445
>Web Development (I do, do it freelance, it's good for a while)
>>>26470379
>What he said, I also do that, its great money, majority of the money I make is from deep web skrubs who wants sum hacked FaceBook accounts.
I'd summarise with 'Anything tech related', with the exception being a network admin, which is shit, and you have to deal with fucking retarded fuck fucks all the time.
If you want to have a really good work environment, with generally alot of cool people, (in my opinion, of course) go with audio/lighting production, (speaking from experience).
>>26470216
advertise on craigslist toward college students. i would only do this type of thing for freshman/sophomore year students though but depending on the college, even junior/senior writing assignments can be cake
Anyone know of companies that would pay me to shitpost here?
>>26470445
how much do you make from betting? and what do you do exactly?
>>26470569
What's the best way to build up clientele for web dev? Currently learning to code in my free time.
>>26470569
>>Web Development (I do, do it freelance, it's good for a while)
Not really looking to freelance, plus not really my skillset (accounting bachelors here).
>>26470610
Last year I bought in a profit of a little under $4k.
I go on a sports gambling website, transfer funds from my savings and place various bets on NHL, MLB and NFL games throughout the year (I don't follow NBA so I'm not comfortable betting on those games). Fortunately I know a lot about sports and generally make good bets. I could also lose a lot of money, but I'm confident in myself.
Note: only bet as much as your willing to lose.
>tfw in my country you can't just be a security guard because they only hire fat old people
I envy you amerifats so much. If I was there I'd be a security guard and shitpost all night and be paid for it. I envy you so fucking much.
>>26470620
I can't really tell you, I work through a starter business. Couple of friends have had success on forums, and other shit like that.
One way, that I'm sure, (in theory) should work is by visiting random shop's websites, and if its a shithole, offering to upgrade it. There's still alot of really Windows XP looking websites, if you know what I mean.
There is minimal coding in web design, check out Wordpress theme design, if your good at that shit, you could make hundreds of thousands off one theme
>>26470532
not in a union position with a bachelors degree
>>26470705
Thanks fella. Do you have formal education in this sort of thing? I don't, but I'd love to somehow get a job with it in the future.
>>26470755
Nah mate, majority of people dont have formal positions in that type of shit
>>26470767
>mate
Are you a eurocuck?
>>26470695
>>26470610
Thanks for the tip. I'll probably start off betting small amounts on NFL games
>>26470850
Ausfag. Eurocucks say mate?
>>26470891
Idk, I thought so. I get you all mixed up.
