I realized that I am a failed normie. A massively failed normie. I deserve death.
wait for the train to pass
push fat guy
win-win
>>26469561
Well let's continue the thought experiment.
If they're part of fat acceptance blogs, they're obviously fat, if that's so, then the first few should stop the train, if not the first one.
So then it's a matter of sacrificing one man to save one or two, which is not as hard of a choice.
stupid goddamn trolley
>pull out cellphone
>record the scene
>sell it to a news channel
>make some quick cash
>>26469561
do we know anything about the fat guy other than that he's fat?
>>26469561
trick question.
that trolley is too big for that tunnel
>>26469783
Can't tell. The perspective is really shitty.
>>26469561
I like this variant
Completely removes the difficult decision
That's like asking if you'd give a woman known for false rape allegations, chest compressions if she needed CPR or some shit.
No, fuck the ungrateful, potentially life-ruining pricks. Why sacrifice my own safety or well being to keep them alive?
>>26469561
I'd watch it kill them and play vidya with the fat guy.
I'm an individualist so this isn't difficult for me at all. I would do nothing.
>>26469561
>Bridge is that short
>Just jump down in front of the trolley
>Flail my arms around so it can see me, bail out if about to get run over
50/50 chance of saving the Tumblrinas, but I win either way because I live in any case, and I can always say I tried if they die.
Also the fatty probably put them there anyways.
>>26469749
Ever seen Nightcrawler? It's on Netflix.
That's basically what it's about.
>>26470703
Yeah, I saw it. It's pretty ungood, but it's not bad either I guess.
>>26470703
I thinke should watch it as well. Then he'll know that the news don't want some shit-tier quality footage from his fuckboy ass cell phone
>>26470511
The trolley built up speed for 12 hours, and is now travelling at 299,792,459 meters per second. Jumping down will cause you to become QPU misaligned, saving nobody. Do you still do it?
>>26469561
does anyone have more of these?
