ITT: words you'll never hear.
>I love you too.
>you're my best friend
said it so many times and never heard it back
> Wanna come inside?
Both sexually and non sexually
>>26467207
it's easy to hear that. befriend some fans of bono
I can still give you a Judas kiss if you like anon...;)
>I'm glad I met you.
>be a good little girl and submit
>I'm going to spit in your mouth
Not related:
>you're good enough
>>26467299
What's that nigga?
>mfw i hear that every day
>You're a very great painter, Adolf!
>I'm really proud of you
>You did that thing really great
>I want you to make more of the same
>Good work
>>26467207
Does it count if I hear that from my mum?
>>26467508
Thank you! You're not too bad yourself either.
>>26467207
Hearing it from family just isn't the same. That's just what family does.
>>26467235
That's because having a "best friend" after you're 8 is dumb and autistic as fuck.
>>26467455
It's when you respond to someone you blocked.
>>26467469
coming from your mom when she drops you off at school is not what he mean't anon.
>>26467207
>I'll come over and watch anime with you one more time anon
Knew a girl that was into anime like me, broke up tho.
Fuck
My
Life.
>I care about you.
>I'll miss you.
>I want to spend my life with you.
>I'm so happy when I'm around you.
>>26467589
Where are the tissues!?
>>26467207
>C U C K
>U
>C
>K
And that is both what I'm saying to you and what people will never say to me
>>26467538
>mfw I've never even heard it from my family
>mfw no face
>Ayo white boi just come to my crib now my pops ain't home!
>tfw european
>>26467207
I don't know, whatever girlfriends tell to ther boyfriends
>I love you
>Let's spend valentine together
>Let's try anal
>>26467634
Fuck off bitchboy.
> i want you to be my first
Even if i ever have sex, it will never be like it would have been in my youth
>You are good enough.
>You are worth it.
>I'm proud of you.
>Don't leave, I'll miss you!
>>26467702
stop watching your weird porn, fucking KEK
>>26467235
Well if you say it so many times it doesn't mean much does it?
>>26467235
It's because I don't love you no more!
>[The truth]
>Marry me and have my children.
>>26467874
Maybe one day if you're less of a controlling bitch, hunny.
>"Suck the shit ou of my asshole or face the penalties sanctioned by national law, my little piddywiddy."
Thank God.
>originality
'your not a peice of useless shit.'
ok.
>I'm so nervous to ask... sorry if this is weird but-- c-can I please sit on your face?
>congratulations is a girl
>>26467896
Ugh........
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
::deep breaths::
Eeee
Eeee
Eee
::Cough cough::
Eeeeeeeeeeee
Eee
Ee
Ee
Ee
Ee
E
E
E
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I just want you to live your life.im a hetero dude wishing some one would say that to me. [\spoiler]
>>26467235
Most people post 20 years either don't have a best friend or don't use it because they consider it childish.
If they're married or very close with their significant other then that's their best friend
>you're such a nice person anon
>>26468154
Nice or nice?
>Will you be my valentine?
>>26467781
>he thinks anime is real
you didn't miss much dude
>>26467207
I heard those, but she didn't mean them the same way I did.
>>26468172
Not in the rejection/friendzone way.
Maybe 'good' instead of 'nice'.
>>26468219
I know that feel
Very original comment
>>26467976
Only non cringy answer in this thread
>You're alright, anon.
>>26468856
That's my life! Nice and cringy!
>>26467207
> And the Noble prize goes to Mr Anon!
Grote baby.
>everythings gonna be alright
>Please don't kill me
:^)
>>26467207
>your dick feels so good!
>>26467207
>>26470894
>tfw youve heard both of these
>cant tell if theyre lying to humor you
Believe me robots, there is no hope.
