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>tfw turning 22 next week Still haven't had a gf or
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>tfw turning 22 next week

Still haven't had a gf or first kiss. Tell this to the one person in my circle and he says
> "Just talk to girls Anon! It's so easy."
8 more years. ;_;
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It's easy to get a girlfriend, anon. All you need to do it just be yourself!
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Literally be yourself you fucking loser
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Prostitute you miserable fool
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Scrub. 26-year-old (27 soon) HKV reporting.
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go to a fucking bar and rufie the shit out of a girl, don't rape her though just kiss her ass and enjoy
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i got a story for you

>you see, when I was but a young 21 years old I decided it was time I lost my virginity! at that point in time i was stationed in the backwoods of nowhere

. >enter glorious craigslist

>i make a post saying hey im a virgin, i really want to have the sex.

>i get a quick response from a nice woman ( a bit chubby but at that point i wanted to poonanny)

>i go to a nearby convenience store and wait for the word (phone call) to enter her nearby apartment( i found it and got in fine.)

>so i got into the apartment (as i said before) and saw a man and a woman and i thought to myself "fucks i dint want a man"
>turns out hes pretty cool and lets me bang his wife in front of him. i washed my penis in the convenience stores sink when i left just to be safe.

> have tested and i passed!

moral of the story is try craigslist you might like it.
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>>26468150
>cucking a man as you lose your virginity

This is what we all should aspire to be.
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> i am turning 22 in 2 days..same exactly situation.
i feel you anon. Feels bad.
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>>26468316
22 here. I feel nothing, dont care at this point. Sooner you get over it life will be bit easier.
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you NEVER reveal your power level to normies. They will act like they care, but inside they will be disgusted by you.
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