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Why the hell are you guys not into 2D?
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>mfw there are robots on this board literally working and begging just to obtain the used scraps of Chad
Why the hell would you ever want a pig that:
>isn't devoted to you
>won't console you over your shortcomings
>isn't happy just to be with you, regardless of how much wealth you posess or your looks
>hasn't saved her virginity so she could give it you, her beloved
>will drop you the moment Chad wants a dumpster to cum into

Robots, it's time to convert to 2D if you haven't already. Don't stay a 3DPD heathen. You can baptise yourself by posting 2D qts in this thread.
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>>26464102
first for best manipulative, broken psyche waifu angel
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These failed normies will probably never understand.

Let them rot.
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>>26464102
Im not autismal enough to pretend an imaginary 2d girl interacts with me. I wish I were. Because I realize 3D is shit indeed, desu I just dont waste my time with women be it 2d or 3d.
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> be bi, into both 2d and 3d
> realize 3dpd are shit, but the bodies still turn me on
> 2d will never touch me
> 3d will never touch me
> one is sexy
> one has personality, interests, loyalty, all the valuable things
> I will never have either
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>>26464130
>>26464245
Yes, yes my brothers. Only we can appreciate the pinnacle of perfection

>>26464310
>>26464378

You've been led astray by the puppet masters of society. You'll find the true path soon enough.
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You only think 2D is perfect because the flaws present in 2D characters have a 0% chance of truly affecting you. You don't need to think of 2D as the zenith to have a waifu.
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I want Meiko to smother me with her giant tits.

How can 3D compare to her?
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>>26464443
How about you fucking help to appreciate it? Like I said I WANT TO, I know its better, but my imagination and creativity are pretty much dead now. Been thinking of doing lsd in hopes it unclogs my brain.
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preach OP preach
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>>26464523
That's pretty ironic coming from a 2D character whose username is from her husbando who is also coincidentally 2D. But the fact that 2D is untouchable makes it all the more beautiful.
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>>26464102
>>isn't devoted to you
>>won't console you over your shortcomings
>>isn't happy just to be with you, regardless of how much wealth you posess or your looks
>>hasn't saved her virginity so she could give it you, her beloved
All of those things technically apply to 2D women as well. 2D is still superior though.
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>>26464600
Can I provide you with some VNs? It's no secret that many of us have poor imagination so I'm glad anime is a audiovisual medium in which our fantasy is increased.
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>>26464734
Sure. Preferably no steam/paid games.

suck my fat cock robot
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>>26464102
Because they are cartoons.
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>>26464102
Isnt this character a trap?
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I can't touch 2D. I can't feel 2D. I can't talk to 2D. 2D can't tell me that it loves me and mean it because it isn't real.
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>>26465121
>2D can't tell me that it loves me and mean it
Well neither can 3D women.
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>>26465089
no that is her father
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>>26465143
Toppest of keks there senpai
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>>26464734
>>26464820
Nothing? I was actually interested in some inmersive as fuck VNs man, fuck reality I want out of this shitty life game.
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>>26466452
Try /vg/ they have VN threads. Maybe /jp/ aswell.
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>>26466491
jp is only for non-translated shit
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>>26466545
ok but /vg/ should still have.
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>>26464102
Is muh waifu Elsa considered 2D?
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>>26464102
Already with you, OP. I love my girlfriend Shana like no one else. Sadly, I'm still physically attracted to both 2D & 3D. I underwent months of self-training & discipline to become completely otakusexual - it didn't work.

So, I am romantically attracted to 2D ; physically/sexually attracted to 2D & 3D.

Luckily, we have free porn for the 3D crap. Anyone else do this?
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>>26464245
Why are people posting blank images again?
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>>26464102
poor choice of waifu my friend, she isn't even alive in the 2d world
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>>26466722
Thought I was the only one. Indeed anon getting rid of our biological hardwired urges for 3D is nigh impossible, its one of our most primal instincts after all. I like how you're honest about it.
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>>26466722
>I underwent months of self-training & discipline to become completely otakusexual - it didn't work.
A shame that it doesn't. Life would be alot easier.
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>>26466722
>So, I am romantically attracted to 2D ; physically/sexually attracted to 2D & 3D.
Same here
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