>tfw you'll never be a lonely melancholic god
2 out of 3 ain't bad
>>26460461
Actually it is.
Fuck
>tfw Daisy Ridley will never be your sister
>tfw you'll never have a pure, loving, experimental, but lifelong incestual love
You are the deity of your own mind, and therefor the ruler of all of creation.
>>26460416
>tfw you'll never be an inside agent for the Brotherhood of Steel and destroy the Enclave from within
>>26460504
She looks like a fucking demon alien from outer hell dude. She probably feasts on little male children's hearts and dicks and balls, smothered in their blood.
If i saw this demonic grinning bitch in my house in the dark i would unload my sig in her chest without a blink of hesitation.
>>26460559
Are you the guy who said she looks like she eats male virgin hearts in the other thread?
You're right, if I saw her in the dark randomly I would be spooked, but again, I find her xenomorph look really endearing. It gives her such a big, warm smile.
Also great armpits.
>>26460416
>Watchmen
11/10 comic, fucking amazing.
>>26460416
anon but i am
>>26460588
Yes that's me, it's just hollywood magic going through your dick dude. She would slither your neck and drink your blood the first chance she gets. Look at her man, a literal beast.
>>26460649
I don't care man, look at these armpits.
I think she'd be a great sister.
>tfw you will never be a defeated wizard ruined both physically, mentally and magically by his experimentation with dark magic that he has to live in a cave in the woods and only come out of it at night to eat bog creatures in order to survive
>tfw you will never be the schizophrenic prince of a duchy full of inbred peasants, living alone in an old castle on a mountain that watches all your lands, and slowly descent into madness from solitude and from lamentations about the decline of monarchy
>>26460676
>look at these armpits.
>I think she'd be a great sister.
/r9k/
>>26460676
her pits probably smell like sulfur and death dude
if she was your sister she would murder you and your family in your sleep
>tfw you will never be a humble farmer around 1000 A.D. Scandinavia with a strong blonde beautiful Norse goddess for a wife while you watch in calm approval as the alpha vikings turn away from their heathenism to become good simple man like yourself
>>26460717
I would want it to be just me and her, living together after our parents died in a car crash. We would be each other's rock, and eventually we would explore our sexualities together, and grow old together bonded forever by pure sibling love.
I don't care if she's a malicious xenomorph.
>tfw youll never be able to live off of wild land
>>26460774
This isn't obscure you fucking normie, pretty much every white loser on /pol/ and /int/ feel this
>>26460702
Fucking kek'd
I love this board, never change robots.
>>26460788
the only thing she would explore is your innards after you give her a chance to strike at you dude, you are nothing more than a cattle for her
she is probably going to come after me tonight for revealing this to the public
>>26460825
Kek
I appreciate your persistence and spirit, it's making me laugh.
I hope she makes your death quick and painless.
>>26460550
>ywn live in Fall Out 4 and get close with Piper until she lets herself love me and we have a long night of sweet love-making
>ywn allow her journalism to be even more aggressive by being her intimidating bf
:/
>tfw you will never be a merchant marine
>tfw you will never guide your cargo ship over the calm seas of the south pacific
>tfw you will never fight off somali pirates near the horn of africa
>tfw you will never watch the sun set from the deck of your cargo ship
>tfw you will never guide your ship next to a pod of whales
Why live.
>tfw will never be Jedi
>>26460702
>look at these armpits.
>I think she'd be a great sister
>>26460820
Calm down Odin
>you will never have your conscienceness merged with the AI of a starship and spend the rest of eternity traveling through space meeting alien races
>you will never be a Culture Mind
>>26461118
>>26461010
It's things like these that really show how much more interesting men are.
Women are obsessed with appearances and social media and all this dumb shit, and over here we're all just having innocent, honest fantasies of living in cool worlds and doing heroic things.
Just interesting.
Im almost at that level, the final step will have to be the death of my physical body.
Wish me luck!
>you will never be a member of a millenia-old conspiracy to bring about unification of mankind with its savior
>>26461140
>It's things like these that really show how much more interesting men are.
>innocent, honest fantasies of living in cool worlds and doing heroic things.
While men are more interesting, there is nothing interesting or special about common hero power fantasies, pretty much any child since the dawn of time had them. There's a reason you get so many movies, shows and books with those ideas.
>>26460550
>>26460922
>ywn kill all muties
>you will never suppress human form
>Understand the universe and talk to Carl Sagan
Why even live?
>>26460676
I am not into incest but i would love to fuck her pitpussy
>tfw you will never study dark rituals in secret finally committing an act of unspeakable evil gaining eternal undeath
>tfw you will never spend millennia alone studying the world and increasing your power
>tfw you used to be able to talk to birds and your spacecraft
>spacecraft got upset and now you don't feel the same anymore.
It's almost like I'm a different person. Back then I could handle anything, spaceship would tell me what's wrong and how I could deal with things. The only problems I had back then was lack of time to talk to spaceship. It also protected me from nightmares which was nice. Now I wake up almost every night and feel just how far away she is.
>tfw you will never the prophet leader of disenfranchised Jews wandering in the wilderness for 40 years while taking all kinds of shit from God and the people who follow you
>>26461437
>you will never split your soul and encase a part of it in your diary, to preserve a perfect memory of your youth
>ywn play sburbfuck you it's been my fantasy for 7 years, tumblr comic or not
>>26461756
what is sburb?
>>26461437
damn I know that feel man, I just want to be a lich or some kind of undead warlock
>>26461782
it's a test given to planets that support life, in which members of that planet's dominant species enter a pseudo-simulation which will allow them to ascend to godhood and create a new universe. which will eventually raise their own planets that can be given the test etc.
it's really convoluted and there are a lot of rules and constants. there are many many intricacies in how the players interact with the world and such, so explaining it all would be a huge undertakingits from homestuck, which you may have seen the cancer fanbase around
>tfw you will never be a Terminator purging the Xenos filth in the name of the emperor
>tfw a mcdonalds mascot is subverted by pol-types to be an evil rayciss but, after a period of time passes, is reborn as the playful, gentle, but strong and strict without being stern father figure that r9k always needed but never had
>>26462023
Tfw u will never offer up blood for the blood God!
boopyto pls
>tfw you'll never have psychic superpowers and move/break/squish things just by thinking about it
>>26460461
iktf brah, I wouldn't have undergone apotheosis if I knew how lonely I'd be
>tfw the old bumparoo
>have frequent intrusive thoughts about suicide and death
>don't actually want to die
I'm afraid that if I say it enough it'll happen
>tfw you will never storm the walls of Badajoz to open the way for the British army into Spain.
>tfw friend is a legitimate cuck
>tfw he gets off to the idea of other guys banging his gf as he watches
>ftw I've banged his gf in front of him two times now
>tfw left with a horrible sense of guilt mixed with that post sex joy
>tfw she will probably be the only 9/10 I bang in my life.
>>26461118
Fuuuuck. When I was a kid I thought death was being a disembodied spirit flying around the universe doing the same stuff.
