>be 19yo premature ejaculator
>decide to stop being a faggot about it
>watch a lot of premature ejaculation porn
>you know, the asian girl jerking a dude off
>decide to edge the longest I can, to train myself
>successfully edge for a whole hour
>dick is so fucking wet
>but my willpower stands
>realize i forgot to get a piece of toilet paper to cum on
>walk towards bathroom
>get to bathroom
>the vibration from the walk tips me over the edge
>cum so hard i shit myself
>leave shit on floor towel
>try to clean it up as best i can
>visible brown stain still there
Pic related
>live with parents
There are also white cum stains but I'm not sure you can see those from this angle.
What do? AMA too, I guess.
Bleach, alcohol and specific cleaning products designed to get rid of fat stains.
In that order, OP.
Let it dry before each clense. Don't mix those cleaning products.
>>26459842
I'll remember those, but wouldnt just throwing the rug in the washing machine work well too?
>>26459732
>cum so hard i shit myself
A Y Y L M A O
>>26459879
You can try it.
>>26459940
Not to dismiss your post anon, I appreciate it. It's just that it's way safer to just throw it into the washer instead of risking someone seeing my shame.
>you know, the asian girl jerking a dude off
No wich one?
>>26460033
Not ONE specifically. It's a whole fucking genre. There are shittons of videos of qt asian grills teasing and edging asian premature ejaculator dudes. Too bad the videos are like 1-2 hours long each.
Example: http://upornia.com/videos/377934/premature-ejaculation-project/
>>26460145
I did do the knee bending thing. Shit had me dizzy. Shit had me like the first time I had an orgasm.
>>26460152
Also check the related videos.
>>26459732
I usually cum on myself and clean up with dirty clothes
>>26461132
>r9k
>this post
No surprise here.
>>26460183
When that climax hit you man. Damn sent me back to them teen years.
Have you ever actually FELT an unintentional climax coming and try to fight it with no avail, that's next level shit. I'm not sure how I feel about it.
>>26461358
That's happened to me a few times.
Sometimes you're fapping while looking for videos and you come across one that's way hotter than you're expecting, and you just accedentally cum.
One I can remember is one of the UltimateSurrender videos. Accedentally cumming is like having someone force you to cum, it's fucking amazing.
>>26461413
>Accedentally cumming is like having someone force you to cum,
Like seriously, of all the compiled times I really don't have a solid opinion.
I don't know if I actually have a subconsious thing for forced orgasm or what but some of those climaxes have my shit fucked right up.
From just casually edging and being blindsided, to wet dreams I don't know are wet dreams where I try to stop what I think is me pissing the bed.
Shit has me crunched up usually in a ball like a widdle babby with seed shooting and oozing like I got ghost raped.
I just don't know man.
>>26461498
Accidental orgasms are like rape. It's forced stimulation, and gives you the illusion that someone's there with you, which makes fapping\sex WAY more enjoyable.
Everyone has a thing for forced orgasms and rape. People just (understandably) don't like being harmed during a rape, and\or they dont wanna be raped by a stranger. It's no wonder people orgasm when they're raped.
There's been times during highschool where I went through a nofap period and that shit amplifies hornyness like a motherfucker. I've had to go to the bathroom mid class to jerk off. One time, I even subtly moved my finger inch by inch along my dick until I came. SOMETIMES, being the faggot that I am, I even managed to cum in my pants.
Fuck, I'm hard as fuck just typing this out.
As soon as I get a girl I'm gonna tell her to absolutely dominate me and destroy my dick with her hips.
>>26461811
Are you... Telling me deep down I'm just a scared inexperienced pure hearted sexual child in a man's body who wants to be deflowered and trained against his will?
I'd probably cum if I were playfighting with a girl and she stepped on my dick, especially if she was bare, holy shit.
>>26461856
Don't we all? Everyone enjoys forced stimulation. It just has to be semi-consensual so the "forced" illusion stays alive.
>>26461926
Hmm...THROW HIM OFF THE SHIP!
>>26462002
n- no! d- dont! i'll- i'll cum!
>>26459732
just flip the rug.....
>>26462221
Smart idea, but the shitstain goes all the way to the other side.
>>26462184
A keelhauling/maroon fetish?
That's creative.
>>26459732
Make better decisions.
>>26462307
no i mean ill cum if anyone touches me. i keep a log of when i have physical contact with anyone, and it's been a while, so if anyone touches me ill probably orgasm on the spot.
>>26462339
m8 do you know what "accidental" and "premature" means?
>>26462457
That sounds like a fucking superhuman ability.
>>26462588
anything's possible when you're a faggot, that's something that i've learned first hand.
check it senpai
>>26462623
So how long would you last if wet swimsuit girl butt was grinded into your more sensitive regions?
>>26462632
fuck dont even say that i got a soft erection just reading your post
Honestly? Assuming she would already be grinding when I was at 0 hardness, it would be a couple seconds to get hard, then like 1-3 seconds till i actually reach the orgasm
Other anons have said it's just because I'm young (19), but ive always been like this since i started fapping at 11, so that's probably not it.
i'm getting the will to fap just talking about this and from what you typed. i dont even have a hugely high sex drive, i just cum quickly.
>>26462731
I know the feeling, we're virtually boyscouts. Maybe it'll add up for something in reward for our purity.
>>26462822
the problem is that i'm not even autistic or beta.
i'm like an average person, except lonely, i cum quickly, and i have weird fetishes
>>26462857
>i have weird fetishes
Speak on em' rico.
You're in odd company.
>>26462902
fuck yes
>futa girls, though im nowhere near homo
>feet
>chubby girls, bbws to some extent but obesity and fat fuck attitudes piss me off
>hentai's alright
>forced stimulation
>hips are pretty hot too
There's more subtle things that I might remember later, but feet\chubby are the main ones.
I went to a feet thread on /b/ the other day and another anon helped me cum. Shit was sporadic. If you can get someone to help you fap, or give you shit to fap to, that's o fucking good.
>>26462975
Hmm, aside from my probable new discovery on being 'taken'.
We don't have too many contemperate kinks.
I mean it's odd.
If you asked me if I had a foot fetish i'd be inclined to say no. And it's true, I don't think I do, not intrinsically.
But then I see shit like this, and i'm set up to be called a dirty fucking liar while resisting the urge to drag my head across those goddamn soles like a fucking rolling pin.
I think I've watched pretty much every premature ejaculation porn video on the interwebs, anyone got a good site or link?
>>26463110
Awww fuck yeah you know what's up. Don't fucking resist it.
At one point in my life I realized that I had a choice to be into futas or not be into futas, and I decided to be into them, and that shit's hot as fuck.
Dwell in your fetishes fellow anon, they'll give you so much pleasure.
Do you like 3D feet too or just 2D ones?
Oh and, I remembered more fetishes
>femdom
>giantess
>>26463156
Just put the word "Japan" before any PE porn search you do.
Also, I use Google Videos to find my fap material, and other forums like 4chan.
I actually managed to find a video of a woman prematurely orgasming. Shit's so fucking hot.
>>26463194
I don't know man i'm trying to stave off the brunt of my own degeneracy.
Like I said the only release I ever get to have even known about the forced orgasm thing is through wet dreams.
I'm an avid participant in nofapforever, i've got reasons not easily explained.
>>26463307
Give into the degeneracy senpai. As long as it doesn't practically impact your life like cumming quickly, having weird interests is fine.
I'd be interested in your reasons, if you feel like it, explain away.
Also, if you feel like contacting me hmu at [email protected] no homo.
>>26463367
Fraid I can't do that starfox.
Also it's more of a Dwight from "Sin City" kind of thing
>>26463482
So cannibalism?
>>26463482
I only watched the "Everything wrong with Sin City in XXX minutes" video, not the movie.
