Post those balances motherfuckers! I wanna see the net worth of the average robot
I have around 3.5k
Bitches get wet when they see my checking account.
>>26458472
>~net worth $175k
>24 years old
feels good
>>26458870
Can you buy me some drugs?
JUSToriginalizeMY SHIT UP
>18
>$2,049
that feel when you have more money than most of the poor fags at your uni
>>26458472
My name is john, and I hate every single one of you.
Srs though, im rich
>>26458957
I started freshman year with 4 grand. Pissed it all away by December. I had a job too. Keep track of your spending!
>$154.70
Rich homie anon
>>26458904
Got some dank weed in my freezer so if you come buy you can get that
i make about 100 bucks a week editing keywords online. spend like 2 hours a day doing it. they pay me on paypal.
pretty cool gig i hope it lasts for a while.
I have like $42k
>>26458968
Post pic of bread on the helicopter on your yacht or gtfo ya big fat phony.
>>26458472
>balance
>net worth
I have like 50 grand in stocks and bonds but like $2000 in the bank.
>18 years
>2,500 euros
just kill me
19 in april
>$4728.00
I'm guessing i'll end up killing myself around 15k, make about $1100 a month
I have just north of $6000 saved up from my days as a wagecuck. I'm now living the neet life while pinching pennies to make my savings last as long as possible.
checking
savings
been working full time for a year, left college with nothing
4.5k aud
so like 3.2k burger bucks
>tfw only poor robot
My great grandfather left me a quarter million in a trust I can't access until I turn 25
My grandfather is still alive but will probably leave me 3+ million unless his business goes horribly wrong towards the end.
I have about $80k in a college fund that won't be used because I'm never fucking going back
Spending money? $600 from working part time
>>26460045
Why are you working part time when you have guaranteed 3.3 million dollars
Invest that shit in a safe manner and live off the interest
>>26460030
stop doing drugs faggot
>>26459982
Iktf
But maybe by the time I go outside again the Canadian cuck dollards will return norml
>>26458998
>100 bucks a week
is that your only source of income? how do you survive?
>>26460076
Only 0.3 of that is guaranteed, the 3M is actually a conservative estimate but anything can happen to make that all disappear, or I get disowned, who knows.
Working part time keeps my mind off the robot feelings and gives me a sense of purpose, the NEET life was comfy for a while but it did a serious number on my mental health.
>>26458472
My IQ is 140
I'm worth more than everyone in this thread combined before I even get to my possessions
Feels good to be superior
>>26460097
I can't afford drugs you insensitive faggot.I spend it all on alcohol and weed.
My name is prince ajbaje mboro and I need your help!
in college, though, so understandable?
>>26460124
yes.
i live with my mom. i am 28 years old.
JUST started Saving, planning to get one of those High Interest Savings Accounts soon.
>>26458472
40 bongs in the bank, 3 bongs in cash I can just about pay the bills though, so I'm not destitute
-2000 fuck being poor and ill
have about 3-5 canadian dollars in my bank account that i will use to purchase 2 games on steam provided they go on sale first
24/M/US, I have multiple bank accounts, but it's summed up something like:
15k 401k
5k regular investments
10k savings account A/emergency fund
17k checking account A
2k checking account B
500 savings account B
-13k autoloan
So that puts me in the realm of 30k liquid net worth. Moved away from family b/c they live in bumfuck nowhere, so I fully support myself (rent, utilities, etc). Sucks that it takes so long to save anything, even with investing.
>>26460200
weed is a drug you fucking gigantic delusional faggot
My account has never gone higher than 1K.
I have given up on trying to buy a car or motorcycle.
Employers in California will not hire you if you do not own a car. Consider yourself lucky if you can even find a temp job within range of public transportation.
ALSO, WHY DOES THE VERIFICATION PROCESS REQUIRE "ROBOTS" TO SAY "I AM NOT A ROBOT" ? THIS IS THE ONLINE JOB SCREENING APP ALL OVER AGAIN. :(
>tfw paid mortgage again since parents pissed their money away again
2.300 euro's
and 10.000 in my suitcase hidden in my closeth for future emergencies.
I also have about a grand in some shitty stocks.
Feels bad man
Those of you who have 20k or more. What do you invest in? Do you just let it sit in your account?
>keeping money in the bank
My balance is 0, I draw it out as soon as it comes in. The gov will stop paying my welfare if I have too much money in the bank. I have 12,000 bongdollars in a fire safe under my floorboards.
>>26461062
I have 20k in Santander, they pay good interest.
>>26461078
in europe were i come from , they look at bank account before they accept to do something, bc they deny alot of shit and tell you to eat the money first.
i and others around me always take out everything and leave enough to pay for rent etc ...
am looking into stocks , want to do something with that in near future.
>>26461127
I wouldn't mess around with the stock market, unless you know how it's played.
Shit is volatile right now, here in the states the government keeps inflating the market, china is pulling out and cashing in on IOUs. Plus they played with their money until it all went bust.
I'm starting to think investing in small businesses or something when trump is president. Cars and other things will be more expensive but americans will have jobs again.
>>26460661
>-13k autoloan
Why the fuck didn't you buy a used car you idiot? I bought a 2002 Honda SUV three years ago for about 7,000. It's not pretty but it gets me from point A to point B and I never have to worry about paying off something that depreciates the moment you drive it off the lot.
>>26461078
OP here. I've been letting it sit but only because I plan on moving out very soon and that will require furniture, security deposit, other fun shit, etc so I plan on spending at least 3k. After all that's settled then I will think of investing with what's left over.
>>26460720
Weed isn't more of a drug than coffee. It's actually less harmful.
>>26461573
because some of us want to get laid
>>26461573
Or you could not be a moron and buy a car that doesn't depreciate that fast. I had a Scion XB and it barely depreciated at all - 75% of it's original value after SEVEN YEARS. Same with my FJ Cruiser.
>>26461724
Are you a salesman of some kind? I notice people tend to really care about driving a high-end car when they are overly concerned with how others perceive then.
$6,597.20
Only $259 in my checkings though. I will be double that in 3 months though. Also $601 income tax soon.
For those who don't want to be a poorfag AND don't want to be an idiot, check articles like this:
http://www.autoblog.com/photos/cars-that-depreciate-the-slowest/#slide-3339827
>>26461755
It is you who is the moron who doesn't understand how cars work. Sure there are anomalies and if you take really good care of your car and with no accidents, spills, smoking, etc, then yeah some idiot will buy your car at or near the value you paid for it a decade ago. Cars are a terrible investment. The value of your Scion went down the shitter them moment you signed the paperwork.
>>26458968
>having more than 200,000 dollars in a single bank account
>not knowing that money is no longer FDIC insured
Enjoy getting cucked by schlomo when the bank closes :^)
>>26461803
Oh, and amusingly, last year's Range Rover is worth more now than when it was new.
P.S. Leasing is for suckers
>>26458968
Fake and gay. Timestamp with a stack of 100s or GTFO.
>>26461772
No but you seem to be a faggot of some kind
>>26461806
Sure thing, fellow Jalopnik friend. Except cars are providing value to you while you are using them, unlike actual "investments". They're not an investment. You just pulled that out of your ass. Even moron financial advisors like Dave Ramsey, and generic ones like Clark Howard realize that leasing is a shit deal, and for *MOST* cars buying used is better (I drive a used car now). But there's exceptions - not "anomalies" - especially within the Toyota brand.
>>26461851
Well you certainly didn't make money based on your wit.
Don't feel like logging into my account, even though I should probably do that because I'm somewhere in the range of $0-$300 and I'm not sure where. I know for sure I got $50 in Bitcoins (gonna buy some drugs) and $100 in cash though. I'm not sure where the $100 cash came from. I vaguely remember having this dream where I found $100 somewhere and I set it on my nightstand, then I woke up and it was actually there. Am I making money in my sleep?
As you can see, I am very financially irresponsible and just kind of go where the wind takes me.
I have 100k in stocks/bonds
25k in savings and 2~k in checking. Unemployed right now though, need to find a job because I don't want to burn though my money.
>>26461772
Are you denigrating salesmen (and saleswomen) some how? One of the salespeople I've worked with makes well over $1.5 million a year - and yes, she drives a nice car.
>>26461824
Yea I don't understand why anyone would lease a car. Insane. Just buy it with a loan.
All my cash balances minutes credit card balances.
fucking rent and loans, senpai.
>>26461858
I don't lease, I have a used car too. And cars are an investment. It's an asset that you put X amount of money into and over time it will depreciate, or in some cases, appreciate in value.
>>26461573
It was a used car from 2011. It's <2% interest, so I'm not losing much money on it. Hasn't given me any issues so far and is/was well reviewed for long-term value. I think it was worth the cost if I can use it for another decade or two.
>>26461885
The ONLY reason is because you can "afford" a nicer car than you could with a "normal" down payment and a car note - but people ignore the fact that you never actually own the car - equity of a kind - and get caught up in the meager "benefits" - i.e., what amounts to an extended warranty.
I'm a piece of shit though, so it's expected
>>26461878
No, just merely stating what I've noticed about them. I respect salespeople because it's something I could never ever do. The whole "project an image of success" seems like a soul-sucking endeavor to me. It's a dirty job but it has to be done.
H-how to make money sucking dick?
$219.79
Spent $40 on a new HDD for my PS3 thinking I'd actually get a job at McDonald's. Didn't think I'd fail the interview stage. I don't even have any disabilities to qualify me for NEETbux. JUST
>>26461907
Ok, let's put semantics aside - nobody (besides antique aficionados) is buying cars and expecting them to appreciate in value. They expect to use them, and hope that they don't lose excessive value over time, unless they value their appreciation of the car (i.e., old shitty Jags) more than depreciation. I'm calling an investment anything that you either expect or hope to gain value over time.
Doing something special tomorrow?
Do you have any special person?
I actually wondering because, I could go out tomorrow with girl, who really likes me. Everytime she sees me, she is really happy but she doestn't like video games and anime.
I could also tell another girl who actally share my hobbies and talk with me a lot what I feel to her, but she has got a boyfriend who used to bully me at hs. He is total scumbag for her but she didn't leave him
Or maybe I will just stay at home and play vidya
>>26461950
Okay now I understand, but I am tempted to pull out some more semantics and ask what exactly is "value" if not the use you get out of it?
I have all my finances plugged into mint. - 29k net worth. 1K in-between two accounts and a car worth ~2.5KI fucked up thinking living at school in a dorm would make me normal. Still don't have a degree and I'm at a local community college now.Feels bad being just functional enough to not get help.
>>26461937
You can't because there are always guyslike mewilling to do it for free.
>>26461934
Believe me, she was a cold-hearted machine of a woman. IT project saleswoman. The going joke was that if she needed to increase projected budget by a couple hundred thou, she'd undo the top button of her blouse (she wasn't bad looking). I couldn't do it either, But I was just intimating - it's weird and sad, but they really DO need to project an image of success. I worked with a sales guy who was getting back on his feet after a string of bad luck, and he dumped quite a bit of money into maintaining an old, crappy Mercedes, because he needed to. You can't do that job without at least APPEARING to be successful, or executives won't take you seriously.
>>26461959
Go see the first girl anon. Video games and Anime are vapid hobbies and shouldn't be what you judge a person by.
The second girl is mentally ill and doesn't look for the qualities you have in a guy, for better or for worse.
>>26461981
That's definitely part of it! I'd say the value of a vehicle you own is the utility you have already derived from it (using it, driving it), and utility you expect to get from it (how much longer you expect to be able to drive it), plus it's current market value.
>50k liquid
>65k debt
I'm so fucked :(
>>26462063
Is it student debt?
>>26462090
Yes. Out of state tuition. Worst decision of my life. If I wasn't working in my field of study I'd probably kill myself.
>>26462110
God speed, brother. It was a decision that
SHOULDN'T be a bad one.
>>26462151
Fuck off Bernie "I want to completely strip a college education of it's value on the job marketplace" sanders
>>26461718
That's not what makes a drug a drug you fag
>>26462207
As a graduate of one of the top universities in the world, sure, OK. I am better than you and 99.999% of people, if you say so, brother.
>18
>$3700~ last time I looked
Mom is paying for my housing and food still. The real world will hit me someday, but not for a while.
>>26462247
Trump is part of that percent as well, senpai. Hope you understand that.
>>26462247
and yet, you're on /r9k/. i bet you're indian too
>Having a "savings" account.
Robots confirmed for retards yet again.
>>26461091
I'm not even shitting you, you CANNOT have a 0 balance in the US. If you have a 0 balance, the bank says "you are too poor, we are gonna have to fine you," and they charge you $20, leaving you in an endless cycle of doom.
>>26462875
No, I'm a white southerner.
Did I blow your tiny little mind?
>>26462736
I support Sanders first and Trump second. I actually took an entire day off to see Trump in Tampa after missing him in Pensacola - and it was a 4 hour drive each way for me.
>>26463043
This is actually true. "$0.00? We're gonna take $5.00 then overdraft you $35.00, faggot. Thanks for the free $40.00 nigger!"
BRL 55k, about USD 15k
>>26463043
>>26463209
Nice "free" Country you got there America.
>>26460030
swedbank?
>>26463043
you amerifags are literally cucked by jews kek
>>26458832
from tears?
i got cucked by student finance ha ha ha sure hope i can make rent by the end of the month ha ha :^)))
I dunno, but I have about 1,000 1 Oz silver coins and some silver bars in a hidey hole.
I'm filthy rich.
-$1,700 owed to credit card and pay day advance
-$160,000 reduced to $40,000 then refuced to zero owed to hospital (deemed a charity case)
roughly $10,000 owed to doctors
all because heroin is a hell of a drug
Do ye have lidl over in America? I walked into that majestic place with 2 euro and 50 cent and walked out with 5 tins of beans and 5 packs of noodles. People who walk into that place with more than a tenner must feel like royalty.
>>26463707
we have Aldi's which is cheap and international
I deposited 2 checks today but it hasn't updated yet
>>26463707
i only know of this place (as an amerifat) from Afrikan Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y
Ausbot
12K that i didnt earn.
Not gonna touch it till i can spend it on something meaningful.
>>26463707
no but we have several bodegas where you can get a month's supply of canned goods, decent-ish meat and cheese, and all the off-brand soda you can drink for about 50 bucks.
>>26463846
> bodegas
> "we"
we all don't live in NYC m8
I have 300,000 pounds of gold in my treasury.
t. Eastern Roman Emperor
>>26463043
And even worse on top of that, the banks give you bonus money for having lots of money in your account.
So literally the rich keep getting richer and the poor keep getting poorer
I have 65 dollars to my name
Just because I had my bank account open already. Doesnt include either of my investment accounts, of course.
>>26458998
How do I get into this?
Original words right here.
>>26464018
I saved this picture to post in STEM threads
>>26464018
i remember when this used to be me
sigh
never try to start a business guys
just keep working for the man and save save save
>>26464018
what do you work? damn son
About $20k liquid cash.
About $30k investments and assets.
About $50k net worth.
This is just what I have in my checking account, I always try to keep around 10-15k in there, if it gets any higher I transfer the extra into investments. I don't know why anyone would keep anything larger than that in a checking account when you don't make any interest at all from checking accounts anymore.
>>26464197
I'd put some money into investments and my savings account but my mommy won't let me have access to that stuff just my checking :(
>>26463084
Bernie and Hillary were debating near me and I wasn't aware. I would have gone to that debate.
I'm the trump fan. 4 hours is a long ass drive senpai.
>>26463209
Doesn't fabricating debt hurt the dollar? Like Interest on money they don't even have?
>>26464246
Yep - Miami metro to Tampa. It's boring but I have podcasts to listen to. I would definitely go to any debate from either party if I can get a ticket.
>25
>$18k USD (and that's after buying a new car and getting fucked out of $3k by shit roommates)
Could be worse. All my coworkers live paycheck to paycheck so I must be doing something right
>>26463420
Ja. Kanske inte basta banken men har inga pengar sa bryr mig inte vilket bank jag har.
>>26458832
just inspect-element yourself $150,000 when you have girls over and pretend to have clumsily left it open, and close it immediately after she sees it
>>26460279
wow, $400 is the average salary here
who do you work for, anon
Tyrone is proof that no matter how much sheckles u have, the bbc will win.
>>26460661
isn't. the interest on car loan higher than interest earned on savings account? pay off loan and put amount equivalent to car payment back into savings each month
>>26464563
>tfw you will never be a qtipi petite blonde who takes BBC cum in her butt and milks her beta husband for money
>>26463560
I thought school was supposed to be free over there
>>26464676
'Free' as in, you aren't charged up front, but rent, utilities, food etc are not free. You get a maintenance loan to cover those costs but they fucked me around this year and so I'm literally days away from being evicted. They only deal in phone calls and I can't afford a phone either, so I'm having some difficulty setting the loans straight.
blockchain
info/address/3Nxwenay9Z8Lc9JBi
ywExpnEFiLp6Afp8v
>>26464852
Are you shitting me? You're struggling with that?
We have to take care of that AND school loans (if you're retarded) School loans are for chumps and scammed poor people
>>26465385
i don't really get what your point is
if i don't have money i don't have money
i had about 600 in savings at the start of this school year (september) but 400 in rent a month gets eaten into quickly and where i'm working pays me like 200 a month and they won't give me more hours
factor in food and electricity and you're in shit town
i'm one of those scammed poor people who thought university would help me but woops
>>26458779
same bro. should be 4k on thursday if bonus is good
I should move out of my parents house soon but damn I like seeing my money go up. Plus, I dont even think I would leave my new place to go outside anyway.
20
6500
Want to learn programming/skill.
I'm not sure if only rich robots post in this type of thread or if robots in general are better with their money or what but I'm feeling extra poor today, thanks for reminding me I'm a complete burnout.
>>26465721
I'm in the same boat. 25 still live at home. Rent's taken care of, food's taken care of, mom lets me use her monthly train ticket whenever she is traveling for business so transportation to my job is covered a lot of the time. My only expense is my car. I love watching my wealth grow exponentially every week, but I can't live this way forever. Been looking for an apartment, filled out an application for a place that's in a fairly rough neighborhood, but it's $700 a month with all utilities included. Plus I won't have to tell chicks I live with my parents anymore which is a huge plus. Other than actually having to spend my nest egg, I think this is the best option.
$245.59
I'm 24 years old. If I didn't fuck up and waste all my money on alcohol I'd have a good 20k saved up.
>>26465920
Yeah, basically the same boat man. The problem is I don't really live in a place that's really social for a 24 year old like myself. I really want to 'start living' and just waste away seeing the days go by. Where would I move to? Anywhere but here...
>>26465911
a lot of robots are from well to do families or at least middle class ones that could put some aside for them, hence the massively entitled attitudes around here.
don't get tricked by the big figures, even the ones that made the majority of it probably had a nice leg up
I have 5.43 Euro in my bank account.
>>26465965
I'm fairly lucky I live close to a college that's been painstakingly trying to revitalize the "night life" in my neighborhood (because we live fairly close to a crime-infested shithole), so I think I'll be okay. But my suggestion to you would be online dating. I have not had the best luck with it but it's good to get out there and try to meet people especially if you're an introvert like myself. Also
>tfw you're 25 and the only people you hang out with in your neighborhood are 21 and younger
Feels very bad sometimes.
>tfw most of r9k seems to magically always have money
>tfw my and me are poorfag
>tfw neet, even then neets here seem to have money
it'll never get better will it?
>>26466021
Tried online dating. 0 hits except for people Im not interested in. This girl I know moved to Atlanta and her life now seems amazing. I am jealous of a lot of what she has now and I really want that feeling and ride the same wave
I want to mimic that success but I am very aware there would be a complete difference for a guy in a new town than a girl
>25
>about $2,000 in bank account
>going to Vegas this week by myself for the hell of it and because none of my (very few) friends could take days off during the week and I mostly work weekends
>planning on losing about 500 bucks
If I were more frugal and didn't waste so much money on weed/alcohol I could probably have a good amount saved up but I'm not making much money anyway and need to find a new job
1k in the bank
around 500 cash not sure exactly
lots of student loan debt
22
>>26460200
Stop drinking, Henke.
>>26466070
Yeah I feel you; I very rarely get replies and I must send out 9 or 10 messages a day when I am feeling motivated. I've had a profile for 5 months and have only met three girls in real life, only one of which ended in sex, and she was a nice girl but chubby and a little dumb. You just gotta keep trying and don't sweat the rejection. It's like trying to find a new job: Just send out dozens and dozens of applications a week and someone is bound to respond by virtue of mathematics. Are you from the south?
>>26465541
We, United Staticans, have to pay for school, housing, food, and utilities. That's nearly double what you have to pay.
Maybe your taxes are super crazy high and that is the compensation.
I, however, live at home with my parents, work full time, pay for tech school (like 1/5th of the price of uni) and then at the end of the year I can claim all the money I invested in myself on my taxes.
People who go for loans (in the states) are dumb, the government will pay for your schooling when you file for a tax return.
Only restraint is that you have to claim independent on your taxes.
Again, I have only done this while in tech school. I'm sure Uni is the same, maybe you don't get as much back.
>>26466133
Move to a legal state and grow weed for a dealer, legally. You can make big monies and taking care of flowers isn't hard. I bet you could claim up to and over 40% of what you spend on growing equipment in taxes.
>>26466316
yeah but we pay for the schooling after the fact, if we paid it upfront we'd have to get loans upfront for that too, i don't get your point at all, that's a lovely story about your correct decisions though
>>26466231
Yep. From the south. Went to an in-state college and working instate too. Never really been else in the US and afraid to move. I have never traveled in my life because of how poor I have been until now. I would want to move to where my BEST friends are which is:
San francisco CA
Los Angeles CA
Atlanta GA
San Fran because Im tech and feel like itd be a good fit with my friend who works there.
LA because my best friend is there. Id work around that.
Atltanta because the girl who went through the exact same shit as me is there and I would want that. Im just so tired of coming home and sitting on my computer now...
I have about 35k savings
Don't feel like posting pic. Money doesn't buy you happiness bruhs
>>26466356
how would I even get that position? I would totally do it and move tomorrow but I imagine there's a long list of people who want that job
>>26458472
26. Canada. In college. Have been trying to find a part-time job to no avail. I think it has to do with the fact that it's the top 5 worst cities for unemployment in Canada. I'm hungry, but $1 Tofu at Walmart's been treating me well! My goal is to help people like myself when I graduate. I'm much happier with hope than pity.
>>26466405
>m just so tired of coming home and sitting on my computer now...
Well it's not like you're magically gonna get a social life if you move out. Hell, I've heard you're gonna be doing that most weekends out of necessity to avoid spending too much cash. Best of luck to you though man!
>>26466375
>yeah but we pay for the schooling after the fact
I was saying it's harder on the US student to pay all the bills, some loans are structured like yours are though (paying after school)
My story isn't done and it took me a long time (and a lot of money) to figure this out. Thank you though :)
>>26466445
From what I've been told by people in the industry, you go to pot shops or have a friend in the biz so you'd have to network (r9k yikes) My friends made friends in cannabis cups and oil competitions and the like. That being said you can grow x amount of plants just for being a resident, if you get a grow card (a dealer shop has to say you're growing for them) from the government you can grow crazy amounts of weed. Like pounds of it.
The dealers are always looking for more bodies to grow depending on the demand in the area.
>>26458472
>tfw I over-drafted for a soda and 2 months later the bank closed my account on me
>tfw free soda
