I can't smile at all around normies. I don't know why. Even when I was younger. Anyone else who is like this?

>>26457492

The twist is, that you're the normie.

I always smile in public but I'm dead inside

Who /autistic as fuck/ here?

I don't have time for smiling.

>>26457415
I hate serious people. But i also hate over friendly people. There has to be a mix

>>26457541
what about being expressionless
and hoping you blend into the crowd

>>26457415
Not me, OP.

I'm literally the contrary, i make fun of everything and everybody.
People actually tell me that i should be more serious, but i don't give a fuck.

My face does not smile

I literally do not understand humor
Every time I feel like I could laugh at something, I end up looking at it from an angle that makes it seem fucked up, stupid, unnecessarily confusing/deceitful or horrifying.

I can be happy and joyful but I can't make jokes and I don't know how to laugh at things

I smile at everyone all the time, even though I rarely ever feel like smiling.

People now think I'm a bit oafish, but whatever. I don't care to interact with them, so I just keep my placating smile on so that everyone leaves me alone.

>>26457415
>dont have time for smiling

Yeah cause all that jacking off and yelling at mummy to get tendies sure takes up a lot of your time.

>>26457415
me.

I had normie family that then projected their problems on me, saying I had a "fucking attitude" which only made me more solemn.

>>26457599
How do you know your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes like blood.

>>26457618

You're just not edgy enough.

>>26457600
I tried to do that. In order to compensate for my usual default frown I smiled a lot at people, they just thought I was creepy and weird.

Now I don't make an effort to be likeable, they still don't like me since they think I'm intimidating.

>tfw walk and talk like a (literal) robot

>normies don't understand but it's just the most natural way for me to go about my business

The other day at work I brought up a party I was invited to and one of my coworkers asked in a monotone voice "Do you think you'll find a suitable mate?" and everyone burst out laughing

>>26457715
Man it's always so weird when people criticize the usage of precise language

I'm not sure what's wrong with it or what makes it funny

>>26457715
That's pretty funny I would have laughed too if I were there. Also your post just reminded me of walking manually and I haven't thought of that in years