I'm going to be kicked out tonight, robots. Any advice on how to prepare for my happening?
Whos kicking you out
>>26456485
My bf, he found out I cheated on him
>>26456494
Well isnt karma a bitch?
maybe post tits, that might help
>>26456494
Wow, such a bitch
Assuming all of this isn't massive bait.
>>26456459
>tonight
On what notice? Any answer other than "X hours ago" (with X < 12) makes not being prepared at least a little your own fault.
>>26456494
>My bf, he found out I cheated on him
To be honest, I'd have split up that instant as well if I were him.
Kill yourself you retarded whore. Hope you get raped by hobos.
>>26456494
kill yourself you dumb whore
>surely this is an original comment on r9k
inb4 200 replies
>>26456494
>My bf, he found out I cheated on him
Most excellent
>>26456459
die you miserable cunt
you want to get something here, but you'll get nothing
>>26456494
He can't forcefully kick you out, if he does, simlpy call police
>>26456459
I have no sympathy for you. If it was the other way round I'd have no sympathy for him either, fuckin' cheaters.
>>26456494
wrap your lips around his penis. he won't kick you out while you're actively blowing him, so it will buy you some time to think.you're going to decide to bite his penis off and dispose of his body. do it. it will work. you can wear his clothes and pretend to be him and nobody will notice the difference. the perfect crime.
>>26456494
Greentext you cheating on him
>>26456494
had a shitty day
now its a bit better
thanks
>>26456459
>>26456494
this isn't OP
My mom's kicking me out
>>26456820
fuck, here we are
>>26456820
Why's she kicking you out?
>>26456836
>>26456820
neat, proceed, why are you being kicked out?
>>26456494
>this blatantly obvious bait that everyone is happily eating up
>>26456867
Kek.
Brobot (I) just wanna have fun.
>>26456867
>normal female behavior is "blatantly obvious bait"
don't think so buddy, it's easy to be tricked by that since the posts are all anonymous.
>>26456867
>gets proven it was bait
>L-LOL WHO WOULD EVER FALL FOR THIS O-OBVIOUS BAIT? HAHA!
fuck off retard, I know for a fact you replied to it thinking it was serious, projecting fagboy
>>26456459
you can stay round my place ;)
If your name is on the lease he can't kick you out.
>>26456820
Couch surfing. You can bounce around until you figure out what to do next.
>>26456846
>>26456843
I don't have a drivers license, haven't been cleaning the house, and she saw that I didn't do an optional rough draft for some essay, which was a big deal since I was a big slacker in HS. Also because when she forced me in my room without dinner, I would sneak down stairs and make PB and J sandwiches. Basically a snowball effect
She just asked me this morning to do a gigantic amount of shit or get thrown out
>>26456949
So just do the stuff she asked you to do, you useless sack of shit.
HAHAHA OP assuming you're not a massive robot bait. you're lucky, take your homelessness and survive by sucking one of your beta orbiters dicks to pay for your stay. if you were my wife i would have shot you.
>>26456459
Daily Reminder: These are all threads to bate negative comments so that r9k can become a safe space.
You know it, so be nice.
>>26456978
I did
she doesn't care
>>26457018
gimme a beej
ur mom said to
>>26457018
Better start looking for a roommate then. You shouldn't have been such a waste of life before now. It sounds like you're in college, so finding someone to room with shouldn't be hard.
>>26456820
Ill say it again, she cant kick you out. Just call police when ir happpens
>>26457071
>Better start looking for a roommate then. You shouldn't have been such a waste of life before now.
What went wrong?
>>26457189
What went wrong?
400 cocks handjobbed, all naked.
Open rectum. Gay.
>>26456459
You are scum. You are about everything we hate on this board. Do the guy a favour and leave through an open window that is 100 ft up.
>>26457309
for fucks sake read the thread
>>26456494
Pack your bags honey and get ready to prostitute to a new man
>>26456459
Why? Xan you not pay something?
>>26456494
Hahaha fucking whore. Go to a beta orbiter and a Chad,
>>26456459
at least it's spring so you won't freeze to death
oh wait
>mfw -7F tonight in MA
>>26457417
>>26457366
>>26456992
>>26456931
retards, abosulute slowpokes
>>26456788
Do this share all details
>>26456494
guaranteedreplies.jpg
>>26456949
Anothet bait
Ask 420chan on how to survive on the streets
someone post more Ba Sing Sei girl
>>26456459
>cheating on your bf that you moved in with
You get everything that's coming to you.
