![vzBrMa6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PQtxxya.jpg "vzBrMa6[1].jpg")
Sigh. The struggle is real fml.
>>26455427
>Sigh
>fml.
Not surprised, after-all you are a nigger. Niggers just cant seem to do anything right.
>>26455427
>implying you are a female.
Tits or gtfo
>>26455427
Never been a fan of the pre-pubescent look, I wish fewer women would shave, bushy turns me on.
It's a struggle
>>26455774
Nasty af
>>26455800
let's see yours
>>26455774
How are fat fucks not ashamed of themselves?
>>26455774
Very hot desu. I don't mind that kind of stubble at all and that pussy is nice too.
I sound like one of those Indians on porn sites, but I like that.
>>26455774
This is just absolutely pathetic, once again it shows forth women are here for nothing more but the Attention and validation.
By the way, lose some weight you blimp.
>>26455427
Get it waxed you idiot
Why the fuck would you shave your vagina? Does she mean her vulva? Also why the fuck would you shave it rather than depilate it?
>>26455898
>I sound like one of those Indians on porn sites
Yes you do haha but thanks anyway
>>26455908
>lose some weight you blimp
No need for that. I feel pretty good with myself :)
>>26455427
>women are so fucking stupid they can't figure out how to use a razor
>>26455970
>No need for that
Yeah there is, you look like a fat bag of shit ;) Your thighs are as thick as a semi-trucks tires.
Lmfao the guys replies here are pathetic. This is coming from a guy, you need to learn how to talk to people without putting them down. This is why you're going to die alone
>>26455774
Take a photo from the back, whore. I need to see some rear pussy.
>>26455988
> Your thighs are as thick as a semi-trucks tires.
I like them that way (:
>>26455925
It fucking hurts. Like you would know.
>>26456001
And this is why you are never going to get pussy, you're the kind of autistic loser that puts pussy, including overweight pussy on a pedestal.
Get some self respect and dignity. You are nothing more but that friendly creep.
>>26456004
I'd say the same if i was a useless fat blob who's only existence in this world was to get fucked, especially if i was too fat and lazy to workout and keep in shape.
;)
You have a relatively flat smooth surface.
Try shaving some wrinkly fucking ballsack, it's ridiculous.
the fat bitch is the OP
after the fat cunt wasn't getting attention and her thread was dying she posted a picture of her awful flabby cunt.
>>26456036
Women are fucking stupid and extremely useless at everything except being urinals. I can see why they'd struggle with something as simple as shaving a flat surface.
>>26456020
You are as useless as me browsing this board right now :P
>>26456038
I'm not OP btw
>>26456049
>You are as useless as me browsing this board right now :P
Incorrect, none of us are as pathetic and useless as you. Who needed to fish for compliments to feel good about her useless existence. It's a shame if men stopped working the world would collapse, you are literally useless-meat wrapped around a vagina; http://pastebin.com/fNST9u0L
By the way, hit the treadmill, fatty.
>>26456020
Nah you're a little prick with low self esteem who thinks talking to people like that will make him seem better than others. I don't fuck fat pussy, but I don't talk shit about it either because I don't have self esteem problems. Go suck your mom's tits some more faggot.
>>26456107
Absolutely pathetic, putting on the big boy persona and the white cape to save the fat whore in distress. It won't get you laid, weirdo. You'll continue being that sad lonely faggot with a receding hairline who gets his satisfaction from blowing loads onto his left hand.
>>26456073
>Who needed to fish for compliments to feel good about her useless existence
I didn't ask for any compliments or approval.
Just adding to the thread because it's about something that I have experienced before
but go ahead please tell me how fat I am one more time because I don't think I got it the first five times :)
I'll make sure to eat some healthy pizza just for you tonight
>>26455970
>no need for that. I feel pretty good with myself
Yknow man that's all that fucking matters, as long as you're happy whether you're underweight or overweight you should be happy. I'm happy you're happy anon, enjoy your day
>>26456133
>I didn't ask for any compliments or approval.
If you didn't want the approval of r9k or the attention and validation you wouldn't have posted your disgusting fat fucked up shaven cunt for the world to see. You're fucking stupid, all that glucose has gone to your head, tubby.
Die of a sugar overdose.
>>26456142
That won't get you laid, loser. That fat whore can pick someone better then your pathetic thirsty ass.
>>26456154
>get me laid
>on /r9k/
Kek you're a real fucking idiot dude I used to be fat but I lost alot of weight and got /fit/
I realized it didn't make me any happier so as long as she's happy or you're happy, size shouldn't matter all that much unless it's severely jeopardizing your health
>>26456142
Thanks you have a nice day too =)
>>26456144
Okay
>>26455774
>3 threads with with a cocks as the OP pic are up on the front page
>/r9k/ pitches a fit over this one image of a pussy
>>26456189
Shut up, retard. And take your stretchmarks and loose-skin back to /fit/. No one cares what you're blabbering on about.
>>26456204
Actually no loose skin and I've never lurked /fit/
You are angry for no reason
>>26456200
>Being that fucking autistic
>You can differentiate between a cam-whore fat trashy cunt after the attention and validation from thirsty betas, and random images of a cock, and another cock with a porn-star sucking on it
Retard.
>>26456131
Ha, you don't realize it but I already won this little back and forth shitfest.
>>26456218
Litrelly no one cares, loose-skin anon.
>>26456230
.tumblr queen
>>26456234
I can picture you laughing to yourself as you type and look for fitting reaction images. Man you are fucking pathetic, kill yourself.
>>26456234
How have I provoked you? I did not even speak directly to you at first
>>26456276
Litrelly no one cares, loose-skin anon. Why do you keep blabbering on? Actually forget it, i don't care.
Also control your pocket bitch on a leash; >>26456264
>>26455774
wait a minute, i think i know who you are
>>26456295
Fat cam-whore from /soc/ who thought if she came here people will give her all the compliments her fat cunt gets on /soc/.
Right?
>>26455774
>Reverse image search
>Nothing
I'm impressed women can actually be this vapid
>>26456290
You are alone
>>26456318
Don't be surprised anon, this is why every real robot wants a /wiz/ board where whales are banned and such posts are instantly deleted.
>>26456295
I doubt it.
>>26456318
It's just a picture. I'm going to die anyway what's the big deal
>>26456308
really?
i thought she was my tumblr girl
>>26456358
>It's just a picture. I'm going to die anyway what's the big deal
It was already stated in this thread and your real reasoning on posting it.
Go back to >>>/soc/ you fat fag of shit.
>>26456368
Probably is seeing how vapid the cunt is, but i can almost guarantee it's a /soc/ whore especially the way she quickly wanted to grab some attention and validation.
>>26456385
> i can almost guarantee it's a /soc/ whore
Sorry to disappoint you but I am not a /soc/ whore :(
>>26456450
Not only are you a fat whore, but as they say; Women are natural born liars. Just stop posting people like you are the reason most people want boards split-up again.
Fucking retard.
What a nice thread, had a good laugh.
>>26455427
shut up, disgusting attentionwhore!
pubes are qt btw.
>>26456472
k sorry I made you angry anon I'll go now ;(
can women not attention whore for one fucking hour? fucking pathetic
Shave in the shower when you're completely exfoliated with a lubricant, you dumbfucks.
You have zero excuse.
>>26456671
this so much
always do it and have 0 problems
>>26455427
Looks like what happened when I shaved my face for the first time when I hit puberty.
Git gud roasty
That's cause you're shit at it.
Git gud.
speak for yourself anon
try using men's razors (they're sharper/cheaper) and good quality shaving cream. plus regular exfoliation and a very light lotion after
>>26456472
cmon lil guy, no need to have a tantrum
>>26455774
I want to smell this image
Shaving is for idiots, trimming is better. Same goes for men.
>>26457678
That's post-op surely?
whats with roasties posting their filthy snatches ITT?
>>26457678
Yikes what a mess
>>26455774
Can't even see lips or clit, jesus you're fat as hell
>>26457787
I believe so, it looks fucked up.
>>26457787
you mean that I had labiaplasty? no, always been like that
Fembot shit has ruined this board
Who else loves pussy stubble on girls? I dunno why, I think a minge that has been shaved and left to grow for a few days until it's bristly is hot
>>26457808
For the attention and validation. Some fat soc whore and a post op tranny.
I don't get why people don't just trim. shaving is a pain. trimming can be done in like 10 seconds with an electric razor. With trimming you also don't have to worry about all the ugly ass red spots from irritation and possible ingrown hairs. Pretty sure the only time in the last 5 years that I've gone full shaved was for my bfs birthday last year, and afterward he was like "meh, pubes make it better".
>>26456001
I'm a guy btw is the new I'm a girl btw
>>26457857
Now it looks more fucked up, you're a post op
>>26457857
if you are going to post pics of your gaping wound can you at least stick a dildo in there
>>26457877
sounds like you've never actually seen a post-op tranny
>>26457857
ulhlhlh, see a doctor or something, it looks worse like that. Looks like you got stabbed.
>>26457888
Yeah i have, here is one: >>26457678
Looks disgusting and blown up.
>>26457857
Looks a lot more normal, but what's with the really pale scar-tissue looking stuff? Bleached pus or what?
>>26457894
trolling/10 good job
>>26455774
PUFFY
U
F
F
Y
I don't really shave my vag...I only shaved it some weeks ago because juices kept getting caught in my hairs and coagulating.
hair > shaved
>>26457678
>>26457857
Disgusting, you look like a post op tranny.
>>26457901
>Someone doesn't like my torn up cunt that looks like a post-up
>it's a troll
Take your shit back to >>>/soc/, you'll get you thirsty attention and validation from there.
Yet again
robots were right. women are literally vapid whores after the validation on r9k.
and these are the "supposed "fembots" minus the post-op.
i love it when r9k gets together to btfo roastie whores
>>26455774
Something really off about this image.
>>26457955
Me too
Feels like the olden days.
>>26457857
>>26457678
Why the fuck does your cunt look so fucking hideous? i'm going to have to go with what everyone else has been saying.
If i had to guess i'd say you are a post-op.
>>26457930
>>26457937
>>26457951
>getting this mad
coming from this board it's kind of halirious
>>26455427
Implying anybody on this board knows anything about this.
>>26457857
this bitch got a fucking skin-tag on her asshole. And it looks like the bitch bleached it too.
hahaha
>>26458006
both those things are inaccurate desu
>>26458006
Oh god hahahaha
Roasties man
Fuck robots, I've found the bitches efukt video.
http://efukt.com/21013_Would_Not_Hit.html
People who make fun of other people's vagina are massive losers.
>>26458026
what is this spam
>>26458052
Hello skin-tag anonnette.
the hardest part of shaving my vagina is shaving around my dick
>>26458052
Vaginas are all disgusting and ugly.
>>26458059
I'm not even her.
>>26458069
You're a fucking homo.
>>26458069
Especially ones with skin tags around em.. i mean bitch fucking bleach that thing some more until it falls off
fucking hideous af
>>26457857
>that gape
hahahaha holy fuck, look at the loosey goosey!
>>26458052
People who resort to insults to discourage certain behavior or are trying to raise a counter argument are idiots.
I'm not even in this shit thread, but your post stood out. Resorting to name calling to demean someone's post/view/opinion is incredibly stupid and immature, it's a fallacy. You are attempting to remove a person from your view by labeling them as something negative when there was no just cause for it.
Really, it's fucking stupid. Go fuck yourself.
>>26458080
>I'm not even her.
White knighting on the internet isn't a way to get to her skin-tag, anon.
>>26458091
Daddies probably bee fisting it when she was a ripe age of 10.
>>26458080
I'm not, any reasonable man would agree that vaginas are objectively gross.
>>26458084
Kek
>>26458091
>loosey goosey
lol
>>26458052
It's not making fun, I genuinely think it is a post-op.
>>26458080
>You're a fucking homo.
I always love this response. Why are some men afraid to admit that cunts aren't always pretty to look at? Because they aren't.
And that in no way implies you wouldn't fuck a vag, you faggot.
>>26458109
Same here, and the skintag now that's just fucking hilarious especially since it's been bleached. It's 2:28am and I'm cracking up.
My sides will leave orbit soon.
>shave vagina
>secretly hope in the stubble and razorburn to come I'll get one of those massive ingrown hairs
>the ones without the skin or liquidy puss that just look like your run of the mill blackhead
>but with pressure applied this great huge grey and yellow little slug encapsulating a spiraling knotted hair will be pushed out
Nothing can be more satisfying than that.
I wish I had more acne so I could spend more time picking at it and pulling it out of me.
>>26458052
it's kinda funny how they so desperately look for something "wrong" to try and latch onto, even if making it up. if I had a skin tag or some shit down there, I would remove it. that's nasty. although I'll admit that pic does make it look a little odd
doesn't really matter though because the second I close this tab I leave the robot faggotry and am in the real world where guys love it desu
>>26458134
Hello skintag anon.
>>26458134
>says he's a troll
>then pretends he's a girl again
lol, retard
>>26457857
>have blown out cunt
>literally bleached a post-op tranny synthetic vagina
>has a skintag that wants to fall out of her ass
damn i feel sick.
>>26458150
I never said I was a troll or are you that shit at reading
>>26458163
then what does YOUR girl's vag look like anon?
oh, wait
>>26458134
>"she" doesn't realize that the anonymous opinions voiced here are the honest ones that everyone in the real world has, but won't say
>>26458134
>it's kinda funny how they so desperately look for something "wrong" to try and latch onto
Believe me, if that was a normal looking cooch I wouldn't even be posting in this thread. At this stage I just want a written confirmation.
>>26458194
>shaming for someone for not having a girlfriend
>on /r9k/
you're not very intelligent are you?
>tfw all you see are skin tags now
>>26458134
Timestamp if that's real. I won't exaggerate like everyone else, but in all honesty you have a bizarre pussy.
>>26458200
>doesn't realize r9k is notorious for attacking anything to do with women and will look for any reason to do so no matter how ridiculous or farfetched
listening to what anyone says here would be a pretty stupid idea
More robo vags plz im making cum mmmmm
>>26458240
If you're really trying to say that we're not being honest, you're wrong. Whether it's you or whoever you're white knighting for, that is an UGLY vagina.
>>26458254
I'd rather see the fat bitch post over skintag anonnette.
>>26458259
Her vagina looks fine. I'm not even a lesbian but I'd touch it and lick it.
>>26458276
Because you're a desperate beta. Nothing odd here.
>>26458276
Kek, you've got loooooow standards family. All vaginas are ugly, but that's some post op shit. Literally looks like a botched surgery, and it's blown out. Looks like it's seen more action than a Vietnam vet.
>>26458259
it's not even about me, it's anything women related on this board. r9k is about the most vile biased opinion you can have. it's why I don't really care about robots or their opinions and go for normies anyway. I was posting to give shaving tips to OP
>>26458298
>Looks like it's seen more action than a Vietnam vet.
>>26458298
desu it just seems like you've never seen post op vag
>>26458313
And you got upset because you heard the truth. Skintag anon. Sue the surgeon.
>>26458313
Lol mad bitch.
>Hurr durr I don't care what rowboats think that's why I'm spamming my shit here!
Just fuck off idiot.
>>26458313
>posting to give shaving tips
>by posting your vagina
Women are dumb as hell. Also your pussy is ugly. It looks like it has more experience than a maxed out WoW character. Your vagina looks more rugged than Clint Eastwood. Your post op pussy looks more beat than Rocky in the first movie.
>>26458327
>>26458313
Lol at post op skintag samefagging.
>>26458333
>>26458329
your reaction is hilarious tho
>>26458313
holy fuck you can smell the beta desperation from here
neck yourself you normie whiteknight piece of shit
>>26458334
>It looks like it has more experience than a maxed out WoW character. Your vagina looks more rugged than Clint Eastwood. Your post op pussy looks more beat than Rocky in the first movie.
>>26458337
>anyone posting multiple replies is samefagging
>>26458291
>>26458298
You guys are the ones who have too high standards if you think this is disgusting. Spoiler: not all vagina are perfect like your 2D animu ones, and it's fine like that.
>>26458334
It's actually very hilarious, the dumb bitch thought people were going to go crazy over her torn up, bleached looking cunt. I bet she thought she was going to become a queen or something. Love seeing how upset the stupid whore is getting once she heard the truth, when i reality it does look fucked up and the skin-tag that's protruding out of her asshole is like the cherry on top.
Where she said, ">posting to give shaving tips" cracked me up especially since what you noted and that was all she did was post her picture of her blown cunt. Typical goal post shifting after it came crashing down on her.
>>26458349
someone mad their neetbux got cut this month?
>>26458394
no, if I wanted a normal reaction, I would have gone to a normal board
this is the equivalent of kicking an ant hill
>>26458370
>high standards
>for not liking a obviously loose looking cunt
>bleached the fuck out of it
>Looks post-up
>Has a skin-tag crawling out of her ass like earth worm Jim
Mate, it looks like a grenade went off at a deli counter.
>>26455774
Something's off. That ain't a vagina...
>>26458370
>making implications that I like anime vaginas
Vaginas are just gross, that's a fact. They are all ugly to a degree.
Keep whiteknighting loser, or if you're post op "woman":
Your pussy looks like a president after he serves two terms. Your vagina looks rougher than industrial sanding equipment. Your vagina looks like it's had more surgeries than Bruce Jenner. Your cunt looks like it got kicked in by a SWAT team. Your pussy looks like an old woman's mouth when she doesn't have her dentures in. Your cunt is more beat than scrambled eggs.
>>26458408
>no, if I wanted a normal reaction, I would have gone to a normal board
Yet you didn't, because you thought you were going to get that on here. You filthy bleached whore. How it came crashing down, now take yourself and go jump in front of a moving train.
>>26458370
I'll believe it if I see a clit, but right now I'm just folded skin that pinches in ways that are not normal at all, so I'm still calling surgery.
>>26458434
>Your pussy looks like a president after he serves two terms.
Holy moly i am laffin
>>26458439
no, I mean that r9k is just predictable and I don't let things said here get to me. it's funny watching robots get their jimmies rustled over something so foreign to them
>>26458434
>Your pussy looks like a president after he serves two terms. Your vagina looks rougher than industrial sanding equipment. Your vagina looks like it's had more surgeries than Bruce Jenner. Your cunt looks like it got kicked in by a SWAT team. Your pussy looks like an old woman's mouth when she doesn't have her dentures in. Your cunt is more beat than scrambled eggs.
I cant handle this anymore.
>>26458471
Fuck up bruce Jenner.
>150 replies
>one hundred and fifty replies
all of you, every one is a hugely thirsty and beta faggot
Yeah, keep bumping the thread and giving attention to the random ass whore. It's like talking to a wall, she just deflects like your typical woman.
Idiots.
>>26458434
>Your pussy looks like a president after he serves two terms.
>>26458489
You should read the posts, the dumb cunts thought they were going to get men to bow down and shout them with compliments and validation. They got the opposite, one for being a fat as fuck blob, and the other for having a disgusting skin-tag and a post-op looking tranny.
>>26458426
Yeah, that's what I was thinking earlier but I was afraid of being wrong. Would like to see another zoom.
>>26457857
this is what i picture a fucked up severely autistic 10 year old would draw me if i told him to draw a cave with a teardrop.
>>26458501
Am i the only one that thinks she looks like a fucking demon? That huge month with those bigass teeth, no eyes visible when smiling, mean fucking face while smiling just what the hell? Just imagine sexing her with her on top of you making those scary faces, nightmare fuel.
>>26458512
>>26458500
you are just proving the point m8
>>26458571
She looks a bit goofy but it turns me on, plus she has top tier armpits so I couldn't care less.
She's got a little bit of the FAS thing going on, but I find her big smile endearing. She knows they're goofy so it's all good.
>>26458451
my clit is pretty small until I'm turned on, just how it is
>>26458610
she is a demon alien dude, like the rest of the elite ruling the world
she probably eats the hearts of fresh young male virgins every night just for fun
>>26458610
What is the criteria for a top tier armpit?
>>26458434
>Your cunt looks like it got kicked in by a SWAT team
Fuck
Did you write these anon? If so, you should be an insult comic.
>>26458629
Better get it going then.
>>26458426
Yes it is. What do you mean?
>>26458631
I find her xenomorph resemblance charming.
>>26458633
It differs, but I like shaved, very firm looking, some lines from shaving/creasing. Really firm is the big thing, a bit of stubble is cool too.
It's hard to describe. You know she has good pits because most people who aren't armpit fetishists can see the beauty in them.
>>26458662
Stop giving the tranny attention.
>>26458610
>top tier armpits
Well, whatever floats your boat anon, I guess.
>>26458636
Thanks anon, I did write them.
>>26458629
Kill yourself, you got an ugly pussy.
>>26458679
If I'm wrong here, I want proof.
>>26458709
You have a strong stomach to be able to handle more skintag bleached cunt pics.
>>26455427
I know there's a dick in there , don't tuck it in...
>>26458734
It's pretty bad, but I'd like to know.
>>26458709
exacly i want proof too
>>26457678
I'm just gonna state, for the record, that I love innie pussy.
Post more vagina pls baby, I wanna cum ;___;
>wah wah my dick isn't big enough
>tfw will never please a woman with my dicklet
>awwww my cock is too small
>HIDEOUS FAT ROASTIE
>DIE IN A FIRE UGLY WHORE
I'm a homosexual male and those vaginas look fine
Stay autistic and virgin forever /r9k/
>>26459547
>I'm a homosexual male and those vaginas look fine
Dunno what you thought you were proving with this.
Shaving a ballsack is the real challenge, fuck out with this easy mode shit
>>26459576
So people don't call me a white knight
>>26458501
>>26458610
Can't wait to see her get blacked in the next film!!
only low test beta porn fiends want fully shaved pussy
who else /full70sbush/ here
>>26455427
Why can women shave their legs and armpits silky smooth but have difficulty with pubic hair?
>>26458434
This is pro level roasting.
We got our very own black twitter kombatant.
>>26459621
You can still be a white knight without being heterosexual, you kind of shot yourself in the foot on that one.
>Not enjoying a bush
Lmao
>>26459689
White knight means you're defending the girl because you're delusional enough to think you're getting laid or getting positive attention
You're just an idiot and so is everyone in this thread
>>26459721
Nah, I think it's defending her simply cause she's a woman.
I'm probably wrong.
That's what I believe though.
>>26458434
>Your pussy looks like an old woman's mouth when she doesn't have her dentures in.
>>26458434
Fantastic. A true hero.
>>26458434
>Your cunt looks like it got kicked in by a SWAT team.
I can handle this, I can't stop laughing, jesus
>>26456671
Whats a good lubricant?
>>26459887
Pussy juice should be but these dried up used cunts wouldn't know anything about that.
Why are genitals so gross?
I hate the way dicks and cunts look like.
>>26457678
Your cunt looks like a burn victim's face after restoration surgery. Your skin flaps look like Darth Vader's head after he takes his mask off in return of the Jedi. Your worn out vag looks like it survived Hiroshima. That shit looks like Gary Busey's face.
>>26459996
You're not really supposed to look at them. They slot together in such a way that you can't see either one.
>>26460037
>Your skin flaps look like Darth Vader's head after he takes his mask off in return of the Jedi.
Made me smile, but not as brutal as the other anon.
>>26455427
Why can't you shave, dangit if it is so hard take electrical razor.
Dang ol' people who can't shave.
>guy
>Western European
>white
>facial hair is really patchy
>long, thick hair scattered all over shoulders and back
>really long hair on chest
>hairy stomach
>lower back is hairy
>loads of pubic hair
>loads of ass hair
>legs are covered in long hair
>hair on feet and toes
I have to shave my groin and ass and back and shoulders and I don't say "Oh the struggle!" Fuck you, being a guy is once again high-difficulty mode.
>>26460071
Are you Boomhauer?
>>26455925
how about fuck you. no. you fuckin kidding me, asswipe?
protips
>use hot water
>use conditioner and lather up whatever pubes you have, let the conditioner sit and soften the area
>then begin shaving. if you want less blood, go for more blades, and don't shave against the grain.
>if you want a closer shave, shave against the grain but do so carefully, rinsing the blade after each stroke or every 2 strokes
and this part is just speculation, but i think the shorter the hair is, the harder it is to shave.
>>26455984
the area around the vagina is a lot more sensitive than the skin on your face, retard, and the hair a lot more coarse.
Yikes this thread is rough to read... the bitterness just oozes. It's funny cause you all would probably identify as being against bullies and can't even see that that's exactly what you are. If you guys were wiped off the face of the earth the planet would be a better place. You are contributing nothing positive or helpful, just attempting to tear people down.
If you realize you're unhappy, projecting that onto others doesn't make it better. It's bettering yourself. And if your sole purpose in life is to bring others down to your level of unhappiness, then you probably should just kill yourself. Honestly. I won't coddle you just because you're suffering. You're old enough and smart enough to know better. Have some self-awareness, jeez.
Is anybody else sick of all these ROASTIES shaving their pussies for Valentines day? I hope all you clean shaved roasties remain UNFUCKED on Valentines day.
>>26460146
>implying I'm unhappy
I am having the time of my life all the time experiencing life alone. I just hate women and I love making fun of them.
>>26460109
>not just simply trimming
>being a hairless woman
>>26460146
Go grab a grills razor of the sold out empty shelf, head to your bathroom and start shaving that pussy Roastie
>>26455774
How fat are you you fucking lazy cunt?
I bet you are over 350 pounds
Stop eating so much taco bell and start eating veggies
>>26460209
I'm trimming certain areas, like my bush. But I need to shave my dick because there's hair on the shaft and I want to shave at least my lower back and my ass because that shit is just disgusting.
>>26460180
But why would a happy person find the need to focus any of their efforts on negativity? If I have something in my life that isn't something I like, I don't consider it. I don't focus on it.
And a generalization such as "I just hate women" is so ignorant sounding. It's an uneducated statement. How much do you really know about the ins and outs of women? Just what you've focused on. What you've actively chose to learn about. There plenty of information out there, how can you say such an absolute?
>>26460256
Because it makes me laugh, and laughing feels good. I don't care if you think I'm uneducated, you're wrong, but it doesn't matter.
I just enjoy it and it makes me smile, it's not a focus of my life but occasionally I like to come on the internet and write misogynistic things.
It sounds like you're the one who's troubled by it, I just have the time of my life saying mean things on the internet.
>Implying anyone cares
If you're gonna shave that short you can do it the same day as your date or whatever is.
In western society the only 'problem' is a major bush. Can probably just run a trimmer on that ever week or so.
>>26460256
It's not negativity, it feels great.
>>26460146
Robots are quite jaded now. And frankly I think there's a lot of new people who are impressioned by the loud posts (many replies) rather than what the general Robot is like. It wasn't like this when the board restarted.
>>26460293
I'm not troubled, I'm just disappointed in all this behavior. You guys are full grown people, and this is how you act. So you enjoy being a bully. Congratulations, wonderful hobby, a breed of human that takes pleasure in other's pain.
>>26457823
yeah man where would we be without you guys circlejerking over tfw no gf threads.
you autistic virgins ruined a perfectly good board and made it about betas when it used to just be about sharing stories. stop acting like an oldfag.
>>26460331
It was supposed to be about disappointment and disillusionment. Not rabid hatred.
>>26460342
>in other's pain
Do you really think I'm hurting people by writing these things on /r9k/?
It's a circlejerk here. If a girl reads what I read and takes it seriously, it's her problem. It's stupid and silly. It makes me laugh, not because it hurts people, but because the statements in themselves are funny, and saying mean things on the internet is a funny concept.
>you enjoy being a bully
If you really think that's what I am, then yeah, I will.
>>26460342
In fairness, no one was asking for crotch shots.
>>26460374
Yeah.. It feels bad that 4chan keeps running away from me. Every board is just getting worse and I keep moving hoping that some board will be decent. I don't even know why I stay. I guess I'm attached, it's been like 9 years holy shit.
>>26457818
no, you look like you have no clit and it just looks really strange... he is asking if you used to have a dick and had it cut off to form a vagina.
>>26458131
great writing skills bruh. nice descriptors. do you post stories online?
>>26456144
>thread about shaving vaginas
>girl posts her vagina
>hur dur she's a cunt looking for attention
No wonder you autists never get laid
>>26455427
Oh please, 10000x easier than shaving dick and balls.
So nice try
>>26460381
If someone directly attacked you would you be sensitive and maybe internalize it? You can deny it, but really think about it. That shit would stick with you. People I think are more insecure today more than ever. I would take an anonymous criticism to heart for sure. Maybe your intentions aren't to bully (which I find hard to believe), but that's just the reality of your actions, don't be naive to it.
>>26460389
Well then why throw fire into the flame? It seems like growing this ball of negativity and hate will make you feel better, but does it? Does it really?
>>26460520
If I was stupid enough to post my vagina in an obvious troll thread on a board full of virulent misogynists and lonely male virgins, I would have whatever insults someone slung at me coming my way. This isn't a hugbox. I hope that it hurt her feelings, maybe she'll think twice about attention whoring next time.
And don't tell me she wasn't attention whoring, she could have just given shaving tips (even though it was obviously a joke thread from the beginning) instead of posting her vagina.
>>26460567
Oh she for sure should have expected this response, no doubt about it.
I'm commentating more on my opinion of the reaction. The actual response that is happening to this person. Just because it's the norm and should be expected, doesn't mean it's right. Doesn't mean it shouldn't be acknowledged and addressed. I'm just one persons input in this cesspool. It's just wrong and it makes me sad.
>>26460705
It's not wrong at all.
She should know better. She could have posted it on gonewild or /soc/ and gotten a million compliments, but she posted it here. Don't give me this "it's problematic" bullshit. She deserved it. Nothing wrong with taking an attention seeking whore down a peg.
>>26460446
>Go to club
>This one girl is checking me out at the entrance
>God damned whores can't they see I'm looking for a stable relationship?
>Sit down and order a drink
>bartender makes some crude suggestion about menstruation asking if I want a bloody Mary, why can't women just do their damned job and not harass me like this.
>go dancing, everyone gives me plenty of room. Very polite.
>Eventually decide to go to the loo.
>a girl is men's room sitting on the floor with soap all over her face and have mascara smeared all over her face. Why even wear that shit, hard to imagine that's a better look
>asks if I want to fuck for 5 bucks
>clearly nothings gonna happen tonight so I say yes.
>she stands up against the wall and I start rubbing my body against her
>she has a quizzical look on her face, she must be a virgin
>Eventually I decide she's probably wet enough for penetration
>lift her up and pull out my 3 inch dick
>she looks down with glee and joyful anticipation of what's to come.
>place my dick against her vagina and presses it up against her walls and rubbing my body against her again.
>"oh yeah you like that slut?" she responds rather shockingly by readjusting the position of my dick to point to towards her vagina
>it somehow goes in to her, this one must be defective
>after a few more seconds of hot love I come and shoot my semen into her hole.
>she sighs and asks for 5 dollars.
>I tell her she owes me 5
>she tells me I'm a fucking asshole and slaps me
>I hit her back
>she hits me in the balls and I end up on the floor puking my guts out
>Eventually I regain my composure and tries to clean myself up in the sink
>another shitty Saturday. And girls complain about how they can't shave their pubes on r9k.
Why do we even bother gents?
>>26460705
Sounds like you're saying people should be immune to criticism and allowed to think they're perfect. Not really something I value, but if that's what they want they should find others who feel the same.
>>26460752
I guess everyone's spectrum of ethics is different. I believe it's absolutely wrong. I implore people who fundamentally agree to self-reflect. That's all. I'm out.
>>26455774
>Its a dude's armpit dumb shits
>>26460769
>>she sighs and asks for 5 dollars.
>>I tell her she owes me 5
Excellence.
>>26460770
Not that. But there's a fine line between being unnecessarily mean-spirited and being honest. It's something most of us have grown up learn in social behavior. I would never want to live in a world where we are fake and everyone just sucks each others dick. I value genuineness so much.
Im a virgin, if that cunt was spreading her legs for me I would still rather be a virgin and fucking leave.
