I like to lounge around and cum wherever I am. I have busted a nut on my sheets, floor, carpet, blankets, pillows, my own shirt or pants, etc and it eventually stinks and leaves brown stains.
I'd like to be able to cum on a towel or a Snuggie type garment that will not be ruined by cum and can easily be washed and dried quickly.
Does a ShamWow work?
I just cum on the floor or on my hand then rub it all over my bed.
>>26452904
Sometimes I like to cum into the same crusty sock and then when I jerk off I watch porn of older prostitutes and poor matures who suck dick or spread their legs because it's a good way to get money
It makes me feel like I'm fucking the used up whores themselves
>>26452959
That's pretty funny anon, I laughed.
>>26452904
dont use rags or tissues. buy a small plastic bottle of orange juice or iced coffee or something with a wide diameter lid. just cum in that. it wont spray everywhere and you wont be grossed out by somethin cum soaked. then when is time to throw out just put the lid on it. trust me, i masturbate a lot
You faggots are givin gme some excellent giggles i tell you what
I just blow it into some tissue and toss it in the garbage why is this such an issue for you dorks?
>>26454016
I'd use a tissue box a day
>>26452904
I just use dirty underwear
>>26454016
Just use a cum bottle like every other regular person
i just stand up and jizz on a wall and pretend its a face.
Then wipe up with one of 2 singlets i ripped off my chest hulk style while raging out.
>>26452904
I just cum on my desk and leave it there until I accidentally touch it while typing or browsing...after I'm thoroughly disgusted by my own cum, I go get some tissue from the bathroom and wipe it up. Some days I just stand up and nut on the floor and let it dry up.
I used to use an old t-shirt or dirty boxers but that shit gets crusty and nasty pretty fast so I stopped doing that.
I usually cum in wet wipes to stimulate a moist vagooboo but I ran out so I use notebook-paper.
old t-shirt here
I edge at the computer for a couple of hours before blowing my load into the toilet. If I want to get fancy I put a glove in a sock and fuck it. I used to have a couch which you could fuck the slit between the sections, it was great but I don't have it anymore.
Fuckbots when?
>>26452904
i've jizzed on the same blanket for years
i've probobally just gotten used to the smell honestly
>wasting tissues/socks or dirtying your furniture
>not just eating the cum every time
Saves a lot of trouble.
on the floor, in my underwear or on my sweat pants.
It disappears after a half hour anyway
