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>you sit on your ass >chad fucks her gash
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>you sit on your ass
>chad fucks her gash
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>>26452832
You sit there to rot,
and decide Chad must be shot
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your life goes nowhere
he cums in her hair
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i don't like thinking about these things
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>>26453560
you're punching the walls
she's cupping the balls
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you cum in a glass
Chad uses her ass
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>You stare at the bag and helium tank

>Upon her ass Chad levies a spank
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drops of tears roll down your chins
they're out there, laughing, eating wheat thins
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>you read books
>she fucks gooks
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>>26453684
this one hurt the most for some reason...
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You're not a poet
And you don't even know it
Yiff
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she grows more beautiful every passing day
you've grown convinced fapping to traps isn't gay
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>>26452832
THAT DOESNT FUCKING RHYME WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>26453728
That's what you get for buying jewiwood supported yellow fever
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you're having trouble making rhymes on the net
she's at the club getting nigger dicks wet
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You guys are good songwriters, well done. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1olQDBkyOOq
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>While you are shitposting on /r9k/
>Chad is split-roasting her every day
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>>26453791
>not understanding slant rhyme
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Chad's the man of her dreams
You don't care, you have dank memes
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>chad sprays her with his peepee
>you collect and make neet pepes
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> you make up "reasons"
> chad is up in her lesion
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> at home, alone, watching anime
> "that's it chad, keep on slamming me!"
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>>26454125
beautiful ;u;
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>you want their love and friendship
>"just be yourself" is their only tip
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>>26454125
Underrated post. Good job Bright Eyes
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>>26452832
late night feels are bad
>she made your whole day
>he made her hole weak
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>you think about her daily
>he pounds her pussy rhythmically
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You finish another quest
Chad finishes on her chest
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>>26454125
simply beautiful
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>you hold her purse
>chad fucks her arse
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>you make her the tea
>chad gives her the D

original please dont steal, worked hard on it
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>>26459856

I add your name to the credits anon when I have collected enough for a poetry book.
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>>26454125
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1olQDBkyOOq

made my day
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>>26454125
Well done fucking saved
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>>26459811
That doesn't rhyme, original gangster
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>>26454125

I love you anon, originally.
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>>26454125
Kek'd heartily. Post more robot, I like you.
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>>26453684
>You wear your cum sweatshirt
>she's making his dick squirt
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>You tie the noose
>chad fucks her loose

ORIGINAL TOOK ME 10MINUTES TO THINK OF
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all the girls are chasing chads
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you're up too late; still awake
chad pulls out and makes her gape
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>>26454125
Brilliant, anon. Brilliant.
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>>26453684
Oddly touching and relatable despite the forced rhyme.
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>You redefine morality
>Chad fucks her senselessly
>You imagine a world of refinery
>He slips in her body effortlessly
>You realize this world was not meant for you
>From her perfect parted lips departs a mew
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>you fap to toons
>chad pounds poons
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>>26452832
>You can't watch porn, you broke your mouse
She lays in bed with Chad, his lover and his spouse
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your life is a waste
he farts in her face
you find such jokes crass
it's gross but she laughs
you think social life scary
he pops her cherry
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>you scroll down on imagine boards
>chad scrolls down in between her butt cheeks
Amidoitrite. m8s?
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you argue on the chan
sex with her is his plan
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>>26452832
As apposed to what, sitting on your elbow?
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you're thinking of getting into anime
he's getting in her pants any way

your life is a flop
she begs him to stop
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>Stacy calls you a wussy
>Chad gives you his boipussy
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>you drink the liquid jew
>she doesn't think about you
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>>26458191
Brruhh
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>>26465134
It's pasta, bro.
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