So whats your plan for this weekend being valentines day and all
'batin
You know, the usual. Masturbate and play Project M & Mount and Blade.
>>26448138
Been talking to this girl last couple days, she says she's gonna blow my mind Sunday. Into rough sex, wants me to throatfuck her and generally "take total control and do anything you want to me, I'll be your whore".
Dieoriginal
>>26448967
:(
You have depressed me again.Please tell me you are joking.
Going to work and getting some over time pay
>>26448320
Hey nigga. We should play PM sometime
Entertaining the idea of alternate universes and what my alternate selves would be doing for valentines day.
>>26448138
Here's what I'm gonna do
http://sketchtoy.com/66603863
Get tri faded and watch SAO II.
Catch up on my course reading.
I won't see Deadpool with roommate until Tuesday.
>>26449000
Don't be depressed anon, live vicariously through me.
Pic absolutely related.
Read a book, go to the record store and buy some vinyls, ask a girl to go to a dance tomorrow night, get rejected, then get shitfaced
>>26449375
If my other me will be lonely on valentines day Im gonna be so pissed
>>26449497
>watch SAO
shit taste
>>26449000
I talk to girls all the time
>heymolly how are u?
>hey liz want to stroke the snake
>yo theresa want to finger my butthole
>>26448138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOo55jYJlV8rin a shit
>>26448138
Are you joking? Do you honestly fucking think that ANYONE who frequents this board has plans for Valentine's Day?
>>26450604
>those first few key strokes
everytime
Celebrating my birthday and then jacking off.
>tfw first name is Valentin
you guys don't know the real suffering
I'm supposed to go out with this 18yo girl (I'm 28). I'm already bored at the thought because we have nothing in common. She just talks about normie school and first job gripes.
Might just skip out.
>>26448138
I'll pump some serious iron and masterbate
