Would it be weird to hire a prostitute and ask her to just hold me?
I don't care about sex. I just want to feel the warmth of another person snuggled up next to me.
>>26444492
Anon, you can hug me if you want.
>long for physical contact
>when I get some I move away because aspergers
just
>>26444492
Is this real? I know in Japan it is, although it's pretty pricey. An American version of "cuddle prostitutes" would be nice, I would pay for it
Why go to all the trouble of hiring one, and then not?
I feel you OP.
I just want to tickle a girl mercilessly for hours on end. It's my fucking fantasy but women find my repulsive and creepy.
I'm just gonna hire an escort and tickle her.
>>26444602
I know how you feel
there's a certain unquenchable loneliness associated with a lack of human contact, but the act itself brings about just as much anxiety as the lack.
you really can't win
>>26444725
Look up profesional fiddlers
that's kinda sad OP but i feel you
Dont pander to those masquerading under the guise of cuddle therapy.
Unless health insurence can pay for it at least.
Can you still get in trouble if you just want to cuddle but the postitue is really an undercover cop?
This is SUPER common. Not weird at all. I know lots of escorts.
>>26444492
I've actually done this. Or at least a version of this.
I decided to go all out and paid for two girls. I'd done this before. The sex was okay, but you're limited in what you can do just because of anatomy.
But that one time, though, they came over and we ended up getting stoned and playing a board game. It was actually much, much more fun than sex. I was so fucking lonely back then. Still am, I guess.
>>26444492
I actually do this as a service, I charge a dollar a minute for straight cuddling and then different rates for cooking or gaming or whatever they want to do. If you're in Louisiana I'd give you a first time discount anon.
Google cuddle party
>>26444492
i guess so but you're gonna have a hard time finding warm and caring people in that profession
>>26445376
Cuddle parties are free
>>26445375
>>26445415
Oh no, that's too many people. I can't handle that.
>>26445444
Nice digits robot
>>26444764
>but women find me repulsive and creepy
Gee I wonder wby
>>26444492
Not weird so much as stupid
>>26445261
>tfw everyone you know isn't into proper board games
I just want to play House on the Haunted Hill or Betrayal at Camelot. They look neat but everyone else sees them as too complicated, time consuming or expensive.
>>26445507
I can't think of any alternatives.
>>26445507
You're on /r9k/
Either people are desperate for social connection or have renounced it entirely.
>>26444492
>Would it be weird to hire a prostitute and ask her to just hold me?
Go to a rave
you can hug and cuddle people there at will and the worst they will do is push you off after a while if they get annoyed
>>26445332
Fuck you
You are the worst.
Pushing that envelope further.
Cementing the fact that love has been sacrificed for money,security, and status.
By encouraging this without going full protitute you send a message that women derseve to get paid for showing their affection.
If i wanted that i pay for my own cheerleading squad instead.
Dear god do i hate you cuddlewhores. Fuck.
>>26445786
That has nothing to do with it being a waste of money OP
>>26444492
>I just want to feel the warmth of another person snuggled up next to me.
Thanks for reminding me that I'll die without experiencing what most mammals experience routinely. What a joke. I'm not human, I'm not even a mammal.
>>26444764
Is tickling girls really that creepy?
>>26446057
You sound upset desu. I don't have sex with people for money because my gf dislikes it, I wouldn't mind being a full on whore. But really, it isn't love I'm selling, it's comfort. The same as going to the spa or buying some comfort food, I sell people the comfort of a human body and soothing words and touch. People buy self help books and watch inspirational videos and feel good songs and everything, what I do is just a more direct version of that. And I'm a lot cheaper than a cheerleading squad.
>>26445444
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/new-york-snuggery-offers-cuddles-hour-article-1.1173154
google for cuddle stuff near you, maybe there'll be something
there's one near me (I'm in CA); I'd have used it by now but I haven't had the extra money for such things since I found out about it
also yeah actual whores could probably help you, they've generally done things much weirder than this
