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how the fuck do you compete when the average woman has already
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how the fuck do you compete when the average woman has already fucked more than 50 people by the time she's 25? you've fucked zero women, and have a small dick. She turns down guys less than 7" and she's still gotten laid more times than she can remember.
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man every time I see a dick like that mine seems so tiny in comparison, even though it's almost 7 inches

fuug
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>>26442667
I can't imagine a dick that big is practical for fucking, look, that thing would impale her intestines. He probably has to be careful not to go too deep the whole time.
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>>26442637
You don't compete, the world is different, you just adapt and call them whores and stop fucking thinking about it. If the ho can't swim she gonna drown.
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>fucked more than 50 people by the time she's 25

By not going after women who are human garbage.
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>you will never be a thick, wealthy and attractive white woman who has access to dozens of huge cocks

why live?
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>>26442637

>buy iphone
>makes you just normie enough to get laid
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>>26442637
that's a misleading thumbnail
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>>26442715
Drown in dick.
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>>26442725
its not that uncommon for a college girl. a new guy every other weekend, just 2 years of college = 50 people.
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>>26442637
>the average woman has already fucked more than 50 people by the time she's 25

[citiation needed]
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>>26442637
>tfw used to have a dick like that until i became a porn addict
>too autistic for dating and sex anyway

JUST
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>>26442637
I win by not participating in the game
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>>26442755

kids with more money get laid more, what a surprise
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>>26442789
see >>26442779

bloxold
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>>26442812

My nigga. Fuck the whole damn game an sheeit.
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>>26442828
it is a surprise... broke ghetto negros have more sex than anyone
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>>26442796
your dick doesnt get smaller from jerking off
i've got a legit 7 incher and i jerk off up to 5 times a day

no difference in size for me yet, chances are your perception of your own dick size changed when you started seeing huge dicks in porn
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>>26442637
>average woman has already fucked more than 50 people by the time she's 25

C I T A T I O N
N E E D E D
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>>26442637
Here's how:

Realize she hasn't, put your jaded robot bias aside, and make an attempt to talk to that girl you like instead of "oneitis-ing" her
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>tfw no big cock bf to cover you in cum
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>>26442858

Does for me m80. Guessing you're a shower not a grower.
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>>26442858
he means he can't get it hard and stay hard faggot
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>>26442845
thats pure speculation and not a source you moron
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>>26442796
you mean the erections aren't as full anymore?
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Beat her so you don't feel bad about it.

I don't mean violence I mean be a whore.
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Ever since my ex left me I can't get a boner. Like the most I can get is a chub if I jerk off forever. What do I do
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>>26442892

Yep...hoping I can reverse it.

But like I said, too autistic for dating, so the motivation just isn't there. Also a manlet so JUST FUCK MY SEX LIFE UP SENPAI.
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>>26442913
>hoping I can reverse it
you can, just dont jerk off
i know it's hard to stop but just make an effort and you'll go back to normal in less than a month
>Also a manlet
people don't actually care, you know
4chan likes to force this meme so much, people in reality give much less of a fuck about your height because they're too busy worrying about their own insecurities too
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>>26442847
I don't understand the mentality of jumping through hoops and burning money just for moments of pleasure.
Chasing women is overrated.
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>>26442913
How short and how autistic are we talking?
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>>26442637
She sounds like a slag. Most women aren't like that.
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>>26443011

5'8", diagnosed aspie.
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>>26443038
I'm both of those things (though I might be 5'7, not sure) and I've had a girlfriend for the last 4 years, the trick is to find a girl who's also got Asperger's, if possible
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i wish i had my foreskin

uncut people know no real pain
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>>26442913
>tfw big dick fags will get ED way earlier than normal dick fags

I might just get a chance at that teen puss if I'm old enough.
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>>26443133

Don't be autistic and don't be a porn addict and you're fine.
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Looks like my dick, big and uncut. I'm still and virgin, though. I'm not even ugly! I don't even care I mean think of it the universe is huge and intricate, full of fucking wonder. Life is brilliant, why should I care that I haven't stuck my penis into an x number of females, an x number of times?
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>>26442637
>how the fuck do you compete when the average woman has already fucked more than 50 people by the time she's 25?
By knowing that this is completely made up.
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>>26443150
Gonna give it a real try this time.
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>>26442637
50? Are you that retarded?

>>26442686
Most women I've spoken on the topic with have the same insight: A huge dick is really fun, once or twice. It's a different sensation. But it's not something you want for the rest of your life. It's too much hassle.
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>>26442637
this

why would a girl want to ever have sex with a virgin without a thick hard megacock

give me ONE good reason
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>>26443270

Sh-she has a virgin fetish...
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>>26443270
Maybe because she wants to be able to hold back fluids in her vagina in the near future?

Maybe also have a functioning vagina that is not a gaping roastie.
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>>26443302
you and i know theres no such thing
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>>26442637
This will be the 100000th time we have had a dick size thread, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
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>>26443328

I...I want to believe there is anon...pls it's all I have.
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>>26442686
No that's bullshit.

Women's vaginas are able to "tent" past the cervix to accomodate big penises when they're very aroused.
They actually have another region of highly clustered pleasure nerves there called the anterior fornix

Why do you think so many dildos are 7 or 8 inches long if vaginas always end at 5 or 6 inches.

That's where the cervix is , sure. What's where you can "bottom out" if the girl isn't that aroused and doesn't need to accomodate anything bigger.

But there's a reason girls naturally love the sight of big cocks and buy dildos that size.
Because their vaginas can tent to accomodate big cocks, and they find it more pleasurable in general, and having the sperm dumped deeper in the bagina generally means that sperm is more likely to get the girl pregnant
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>>26443230
My gf is pretty small(5'6'') and my dick is average (like 6'') but it's still too big for her. It hurts her if I put more than like 5'' in so I have to be careful. She can take most of it after she climaxes but she becomes too sensitive after the second orgasm. Shit sucks. I wish I had a smaller dick so I could fuck her balls deep without any care.
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>>26442755
Buy iPhone. Set date to January 1st, 1970. Reboot device, enjoy retro graphics.
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>>26443270
You might call me blue-pilled or something but most girls aren't like that, anon. They don't see their partners as flying disembodied dicks. Even the cynical ones.
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>>26443680
Kek brick city bitch
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>>26442637

Embrace it or let it drive you insane.

Easy.
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>>26443731
>You might call me blue-pilled or something but most girls aren't like that, anon. They don't see their partners as flying disembodied dicks.

True, they also see them as bank account.
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29 year old expired Christmas cookie, still virgin. What a waste
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>>26443680
>Ever touching the RTC register
>EVER TOUCHING THE RTC REGISTER
shiggy diggy
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