Who /looks normie/ here?
>Not bad looking
>dresses well to the point of being able to get a compliment once and a while
>Puts on deodorant and sometimes body spray
>Still a robot on the inside
>socially fucked with little to no friends
Same here. Last semester there was a guy who was a total Chad and he ended up showing me a lot of respect because he thought I was a fellow Chad. It was hilarious when he mentioned that our class was full of weird people, but in reality I was probably the weirdest by far.
im not bad looking but for sure not good looking . and it fucking sucks
>>26442586
>sometimes body spray
I do that stuff. At least I feel a little better walking around well dressed.
Being able to shower and wear clothes does not make you a normie. It is for yourself.
>>26442586
Know that feel my friend. Look like a normie but all my interests are far from it. Stuck in some kind of social limbo.
Right here
Pretty average looking and dress normal enough to get by, of course with effort I can get compliments from girls but thats rare. downsides i'm shit with talking unless drinking, but it gets passed off as being 'spacey' and them thinking I have drugs on deck.
>>26442586
well post a picture then
>>26442783
>BOD
Oh jesus fucking christ.
>>26442976
You first anon
orig
>>26442586
y-you're supposed to use body spray? I thought that deoderant was enough..
Gonna read out loud to myself and speculate out loud, force myself to smile all day when alone, meditate, and hopefully it will mend just a little bit of the anti-social behaviour I've put up all my life.
Need to get my own place first.
So basically, I haven't shown my final form.
>>26443034
you be the judge anon
>>26443137
I WANT CHADS TO PLEASE LEAVE
>>26443137
You look good
>>26443137
O-ok here I go
>>26442586
>6'1 (which is tall in Italy)
>7/10 face
>fit, compared to most other people at least
>always shower and put on deodorant
>>26443224
>>26443137
why are you on /r9k/ REEEEEEREEEEE
>>26443224
8/10 but you're supposed to dress nice
>>26443366
Because I literally explained it in the OP
>>26442586
why are you talking in 3rd person
tfw you realise everyone here is good looking
>>26443441
>tfw you realise everyone here is good looking
ohhh anon you have a lot to learn. Most people on here are ugly gross fucks. Just wait till a faces thread pops up and wait before it gets deleted.
>>26443461
I sure do. Still, nice to know I'm not the only one
Do you think I have a chance /r9k/?
>>26443510
You have a swivel chair and access to clean water, life is your oyster.
>>26443510
Looking good brah
stop posting head shots you faggots. show your style.
>tfw robot trapped in a chad body
>tfw girls show you attention and you fuck it up due to autism overload
>tfw people treat you great until they hear you speak and hear how spergy you sound
>tfw when people would actually be sad if you died because of your looks
>tfw wanting to end it all because happiness will never come
>>26443660
Sorry life's that way. It gets better I guess
>>26442586
Compliment once in a while... how the fuck? I never get compliments and I know I look decen.t
On the other things i'm pretty much the same.
i love dressing as shit, don't like deodorant or body spray, don't shower often, if i changed that i could be a chad, but i don't want to
>>26443775
You look happy, good attitude counts for a lot imo
i bet you /looks normie/ robots (especially if dress well,work out, etc) are antisocial in the true definition of antisocial
Most normies could be robots and robots normie. Show me one person who, entirely unkempt, unclean, and unmotivated, looks good. Show me one person who, with every ounce of effort invested in his appearance, is below 5/10 (excepting those with physical deformities). It just does not happen.
If you think you look alright, or even Chad-tier, you probably put a small amount of effort into your appearance at best, and spend 2 hours in front of a mirror at worst.
>>26443829
why would you think that?1
>>26443829
that would imply that they are successful and able to manipulate people
>>26443721
>The "It gets better" meme
Not it doesn't
>>26443829
it's more a matter having unwanted inherent antisocial tendencies instead of actively trying to be antisocial
>>26443775
Your face looks shopped.
>>26443880
this pretty much tbrqhf4m
>>26443938
it's not, how does it look shopped ?
>>26442586
this
I'm a robot with the skin of a normie worn over my cold metal exterior
>>26443804
and i am most of the time, probably because i don't care anymore
on a scale from 1-10 how robot do I look, does it show?
>>26443880
so much this
people here complain about being ugly but they don't do anything to take care of their looks either
pls, people do not actually wake up looking like they do
>>26443991
just a little, there's an emptiness in your eyes
>>26443953
I'm kidding
But it kinda does with that tan line and lighting.
>>26443989
You go my man. When you stop caring, life can yield some interesting things
>>26444018
i see what you mean, it looks more like it's powdered than shopped
>>26443991
If I passed you on the street I wouldn't assume you're a robot. That's good I guess?
>>26443991
7/10
Original rating
>>26444025
TFW i couldn't just reply true that, because comment is not original, kek
>>26444079
tfw i feel your pain
>>26442586
Exactly me
;_;
completely original roboto-kun
>>26444025
the worst thing about not caring is that i see people eg. cheat on me while playing games, or whatever and i just don't give a fuck. They think i don't react because they're good at cheating and i'm just a silly robot.
>>26444046
>That's good I guess?
Dunno, yeah i guess?
>>26444129
But isn't that kind of fun, watching them build themselves up and get all invested in their cheating and you just couldn't give less of a shit?
>>26444143
I'd see it as a positive man
>inb4 everyone posts here
anyways
>actually good looking
>used to get a lot of female attention but not so much anymore (probably because I'm aging or whatever)
>tall, thin
>able to talk to people when I'm in the mood but have periods of total autism when I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
>no friends
I've honestly contemplated getting tested for autism, just so I fucking know.
>>26443999
Nice trips!
Unoriginal comment!
>>26444172
of course it is, i'm not complaining, just saying
>wear skinny jeans and button-ups
>have long hair and a beard that I keep clean and conditioned
>over 6ft
>got in shape this past year
>sill borderline autistic and incapable of making friends or going out with a girl
>>26444214
Yeah I wasn't accusing but I get you
>>26444199
>actually good looking
post image
>>26443775
You couldn't be a Chad, you're a scrawny little shit t b h
>>26444265
point well taken, but i can look very nice, green eyes, blonde hair and black brow
How do I pass?
>>26444305
This site is only for people 18 and older
>>26443880
This very much, most people can be atleast a 6 if they put a bit of effort in.
your beard is patchy? Shave
Your haircut is weird? Go see a stylist
Yellow teeth? There is no shame in bleaching
monobrow? get tweezers, as long you don't go overboard it will look better
Dressing like a sperg?
wear clothes that fit, don't have clashing/to strong colors, don't have more than three colors colors on an outfit, voila, you no longer dress like a sperg.
Overweight? Diet, and even if you don't have the motivation, just be more aware of how many calories the food you are buying has, get diet coke instead, etc, small changes
Guess I'll post mine then.
>>26444234
>posting image on /r9k/
Anon please
>>26444615
Sorry it posted sideways. Stupid phone
>>26444199
I think a lot of people don't look as good as they think. I thought I was until some Chad told me I was just average.
Me , robotic chad be boop beep boo
>>26444822
lol'd at glasses
>>26444822
you look autistic as hell
>>26444305
you dont look normie at all
>>26442586
>look EXTREMELY unassuming
>glasses
>long unkempt hair
>brown eyes
>pale as a ghost
>sickly complexion
>dress as conservatively as possible, in all black and gray
>average build, not skinny, not fat, not fit
>exactly average height for my gender
>beta voice
>was in the military, walk looks unnatural but still more formal than most people
>good hygiene
>still extremely fucked mentally, to the point that it's a miracle I'm functioning and haven't killed myself yet
My coworkers don't suspect a thing, but anyone that's ever known me closely was extremely scared or hated me intensely. Just fuck my shit up.
>>26443775
if you worked out
>>26443991
okay
>>26444305
robot
>>26444615
robot
>>26444822
trying 2 hard
>>26442586
I'm in the literal exact same boat as you, sentence for sentence.
Currently trying to gain a social like by faking it until I make it, results are inconclusive but seem to be working but very slowly.
Estimated time period of completion: Unknown
>>26445069
>>26443775
actually you don't look chad at all, even if you worked. Maybe you wouldn't look like a lanky faggot.
>>26442586
>tfw cute girls aren't afraid to sit next to you or start a conversation
>girls take a seat next to you twirling their hair expecting you to start a conversation
>catch them staring in peripheral vision at times
>they try to tease you sometimes
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
>>26444373
This is all true, its not easy but looking better isn't otherwise there would be little need for products, even Chads tend do something to look that way, its not all natural.
A year ago I was a fat, hairy (patchy beard, messy hair, monobrow) weirdo with spots. Lost surprising amount of weight, now have nice stubble and no more monobrow, hairs still a bit messy and spots are cleared up.Aloe vera is amazing stuff, I hope it can benefit you guys.
It took a while but now I can at least look in the mirror without feeling like an abomination.
I dress nice and get complements but idk how to talk to girls
I just can't understand the logical steps people can have with women to go from a normal hello how was your day, what's your name to let's fuck
>>26445267
There's a series of sentences that apparently does. Too bad I lack the etiquette to figure what the fuck it is and use it IRL.
You describe me perfectly OP
>tfw being told that im good looking all the time but still a virgin sperg.
>tfw everyone i know probably thinks im gay
>tfw failing life at easy mode
>>26445459
Yep, this is true robot life.
>>26443991
I wouldn't notice passing you on the street, but face to face that murdery look on your face would be noticeable.
>>26444615
chav out of 10
>attractive
>fit
>dress normally
the only problem is I get enraged easily, whenever I think about the happenings in Europe and whenever I see a black man with a white woman I am just infuriated
>>26445325
Get off my board Chad. REEEE
>>26445325
Could definitely pass for normie at a ren fair or comic convention. Probably not anywhere else, though.
>>26442586
humans cant be robots. fuck off normie scum
>>26445722
Why those places in particular?
I look a little girl!
>>26445824
I think he was trolling anon, also, get the fuck off this board please.
I get called a chad and get skipped most of the time I go on Omegle.
>too autistic to be with normies
>apparently too chad looking to be accepted by /r9k/
I don't know where to go.
>>26445824
Not really those two in particular, they were just examples. You just have that look of somebody who'd be popular in nerds circles but normies would be put off by.
>>26445325
sometimes i just want to slap my mom for passing on these genes
>>26446004
That is actually very accurate. Though honest question, why in particular? Is it something fixable? Not to say I would ever abandon my brobots and comiccon friends.
>>26446072
Why is that? Your like a chad/10.
>>26445665
>chav
I'm American
>>26446097
>>26446072
Tyrone/10
>>26446131
Tyrone=black chad
>>26446171
That's my point
>>26446074
Judging by looks alone, yeah actually, very easily. Lose the facial hair and try some different haircuts. What you have now somehow has that weird greasy pulled back look of wannabe vampires with ponytails despite being short.
If you really do hang in those circles your behavior will probably make you stick out to normies if you interact for long enough, though, but then again you probably won't care.
>>26442586
I lost most of my friends at college due to a psychotic episode last week. Im basically in your boat though.
>>26446097
>>26446131
im not even sure if being called a chad or tyrone is a compliment anymore.
i have a scary looking face so girls tend to talk to me only when they have to
>>26446187
Got you anon, sorry bout that.
>>26446100
a normal look nonetheless. just try to look less exhausted by existing, because they aren't
>>26446193
My hair doesn't usually look like that, but I hadn't styled it that day. I kind of like the short facial hair but then again I'm on r9k for a reason.
>>26446210
Smile a lot and try to acquire a lighthearted jolly persona. Scary looking people have to try extra hard because normal shit gets interpreted as scary when they do it.
>>26446295
Just know that it looks neckbeardy and sparse, not rugged.
>>26446200
Dubs demand greentext
>>26446210
Well not to sound like an saw but it's because of your skin color. Normie shout for equality but still hold prejudice within them.
>>26446320
This it true though.
>>26446210
If I were a girl I'd fuck you
Actually I'd masturbate you if you rubbed me off, too tbqh
>>26446367
Well shit, thanks anon. I am glad you are keeping it 100. I will probably shave tonight and see how that works.
>>26442586
>tfw people ask me where my gf is
>tfw people assume I have a life
>>26446428
No problem man, good luck.
>>26446072
>>26446210
>mfw there are actual niggers posting on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW
normies get the fuck out and dont come back.
>>26446487
Based anon
Original fucking comment.
Regular face
6,4
Reasonably fit
Considered funny
Play classical guitar
Girls regularly say that I'm a good catch.
I don't know man, I just can't love women.
>>26446193
Tbqh I think his facial hair is fine, not great but he might look a tad young if he shaved. But with a different hair style he would never chad material.
>>26446637
Switch "never" to be".
>always had cute face
>gained weight like 2 yrs ago so now I'm a fatty
>still dress good and have hawt makeup and hair
> I'm just as lonely as you autism robots. In b4 roastie. In b4 coalburner. Does anybody wanna be my BF? Also in b4 trap.
>>26446622
Are you gay?
Unmute damn it
>>26444822
elliot rodgers as fuck
>>26446637
trying to have a beard when it's patchy is a teenager look
Is there a chat or irc or ? For robots?
>>26446775
Post contact info and you'll get a bf pretty fast.
>>26442586
>>26445099
Also this is my face
How do I look? Like a normie? Chad? Robot? Something else?
>>26446940
like the preppy kid who's dad pays for everything and usually gets all of the good looking preppy girls. aka normie
What would you rate me?
>>26446868
Omegle threads
fi
The image:
>Fashionable if I have to go outside/to-class
>6'2 with normal build, but clothes exaggerate physique
>Med student at a large campus full of worshiping undergrads
>Socialize with a lot of male classmates (just at school)
Reality:
>No real friends, never hang out with anyone
>Come straight home to study or do hobbies
>Already spilled my spaghetti in front of the girls I liked in class
>Even today, one smiled asked me something, I just nodded
Just barge into my room and murder me already desu
>>26446940
Be my BF. I live in the east coast of US
>>26446978
So that means that my camouflage is working, the haircut and styling, regular showers, and the clothes are all fooling the normies into thinking I'm one of them.
But do I look chad tier or just standard normie tier?
>>26447145
Not a faggot.
>>26446801
No, sadly.
blox
>>26447438
You know it's a sad world when women are so fucked up that people envy the gay people. Why are women so awful? I totally get you about not being able to love them. I'm straight, but so much damaging shit has happened between me and women that my cynicism has taken over.
>>26445325
Kill yourself my man.
Original comment.
>>26445192
Fucking kill me.
This is everyday for me. I always sperg out talking to girls, especially when they're interested.
>>26447515
I recognize my autism plays a big role. I just cannot be bothered unless she is really something else, plays music, reads, leaves me alone.
I feel like I'm going to die alone and I'm ok with it.
>>26446940
if u were to bulk up a little bit, and grew ur hair out a little more. u would be a chad. now u just look like a normie 20 something year old.
>>26448467
already 6'5 with broad shoulders, just a bit chubby, but clothes hide it nearly completely
Also hair as in head hair or facial hair?
>>26446368
Ok, but the thread will be closed soon so just a short few key points
>started running down my dorm halls screaming people's names
>pushed my friend off a chair
>inhaled febreeze
>ate literal garbage
>called everyone niggers
>started throwing shit at people
>sang Justin Beiber repetitively
>laughed the entire time
That's what I can remember at least. I also thought I could read people's thoughts and use mind control on them. Mental illness is a meme though.
>>26442586
>person tries to small talk
>try responding
>has to turn away to hide laughter when they realize what I really am
i'm about as autistic as someone who's not been officially diagnosed with autism even after multiple visits to the therapist can get
i can be a normie when i want to though. i take care of my appearance and dress well when i have to be around people and i get a good amount of legit attention from girls
We still doing this? I'm what OP described to a T, but less on the attractive side and an inability to talk to people without panicking
>>26449637
cut the hair u could look good
>>26449657
any style you recommend? I wanted to choose a different style over the summer but i'll probably end up bunning it like usual and letting it grow out
