California > Texas
California: Educated people who have some flaws just like everyone else does who legitimately know about the earth
Texas: Cowboys and inbred farm hicks who jack off to Jesus and still think the civil war is going on.
Apparently California shitposters get their images from tumblr.
>>26442349
California is just spicland. Whatever suits you, Pedro.
>>26442393
>implying Texas doesn't have even more
>shit laws
>shit people
>shit industries
>shit traffic and roads
>dryer than your oneitis' pussy when you talk to her
>shit politicians
>shit burgers
fuck off commiefornia
>>26442349
Commiefornia is a liberal shithole that taxes everything except the air you breathe.
>>26442349
>nogunz californian
I'm from California, and even I realized it's a shithole.
I'll just come back when the asian/white vs hispanics/blacks racewar starts
>>26442741
>>26442993
>>26443243
You know where you belong
>>26442349
>Commifornia
DUDE WEED LMAO
Average State's Narcissm tike 10 to the power of 30
Everyone is a horrible person
Too hot
Shit burgers
>Texas
Football
Less weed
Better burgers
>>26443799
>football
You mean steroid moneyball?
>less weed
WAAAAH STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>Better burgers
Ok i'll give you this one. The one thing the south can do better than the north is cook meet.
I love southern bbq
>>26442349
>commiefornia
>better than anything
>>26443686
buttmad commiefornian detected
>>26444030
I live in Michigan actually
>>26444171
I live in Michigan and I'm moving to Cali for work. The butthurt I get from pointing out how a shithole like Michigan is better and more progressive than Cali is divine.