Wheaties are the delicious, healthy breakfast us NEETs need to kick-start a full day of writing, exercise, music composition- well, anything we want, really- after all, we don't have to work! Wheaties are the cereal for men who pursue their dreams. You ARE pursuing your dreams, aren't you?
Tuck into a delicious bowl of Wheaties, NEETs. Unlock your true potential as a member of the master race, and remember...
Good little NEETies eat their Wheaties.
>>26435284
>first it was tendies
>next its Subway
>now its wheaties
Food shills gtfo
>starting the day with carbs
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>>26435323
Spoken like someone who isn't making healthy choices. I'm going to finish this delicious bowl of Wheaties and then crack open a good book.
I think this thread was made just so OP could post "Good little NEETies eat their Wheaties"
>>26435338
>not putting banana slices on top of your Wheaties to satisfy your body's need for both potassium and whole grains
>current year
NEET
DAY ROCKS
>>26435356
I think you should eat your Wheaties. You'll be amazed at how much energy you have!!
>>26435284
I like having a cup of espresso in the morning, a glass of orange juice and a croissant.
I discovered that 70% of cafes use the same 3 brands of coffee so unless I go looking for something fancy its pretty much the same.
Orange juice e is always either freshly made or artificial
And a croissant is just a croissant.
I can have this breakfast in any cafe or gas station or restaurant or hotel and it would pretty much be exactly the same
And I like that
I can't have the same lunch in every restaurant
Or the same dinner
But I can get my breakfast the exact same way online it anywhere in my city and pretty much anywhere in the world
It's a comfy feeling
>>26435323
You forgot Little Caesars. They tried to force it at the start of the new year.
>>26435323
You forgot deenz
>>26435725
But that greasy pizza with its cardboard crust can't compete with the wholesome taste of Wheaties...
>>26435284
we all know you dont actually do any of that. you really just
>watch anime
>shitpost
>vidya
>get drunk
that is all your life REALLY entails
Hijacking this shit for a serious cereal thread.
I found a cereal that literally only has "whole grain wheat" and vitamin E in its ingredient list. No sugar, no bullshit. Shit is too fuckin cash. I add a little bit of a different cereal that has some kind of sweetener just because I've been conditioned by the Electric Jew to believe my cereal has to be sweet, but I'm slowly adding less and less so soon I'll be free.
>dat fiber doh
